Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,156,475 members, 7,830,390 topics. Date: Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 08:52 PM

Chocplum's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Chocplum's Profile / Chocplum's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Literature / Re: TEENAGE LOVE Naivety¤¤¤¤part 1 & 2 by chocplum(f): 2:21pm On Dec 07, 2013
good work u have here. been quiet all thru but now that i have joined the bandwagon of those waiting for update, i must say that i am looking forward to seeing it.


Jummy is turning out to be quite slutty or what do u call these randy acts she is engaging in? at 16 or is this a ploy to make Segun jealous.
na for inside house circle sef she no fit go outside, na wa o!
she even get mind sit on his laps. what if it was mr or mrs akinola at the door?

as for Nike, how she could reconcile wv Emma is beyond me but u cant be bad everyday: so this might be a second chance for him. he'll feel hurt when he finds out he is just her rebound bf.

Mary is also conspiring to keep Jummy in the house?

Segun eye don clear now abi? dey yansh Jummy, heart Nike con lose both yansh n heart. alagidi oshi. abeg op try for us nau. update

1 Like

Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by chocplum(f): 7:27pm On Dec 03, 2013
olusolami: See chickens them... okay, those of you that actually knows me; don't freak on me. thanks!
Alrighty, I did it for a whole session. I had a kind of boyfie that took it medicinally. I encouraged him (sum friends said it was more like dared him, their opinion not mine), Anyhoo, he did...removed d seed cos dey said that part was d maddening bit. he wrapped a few of d leaves and inhaled severally. I'm not new to inhaling all inhale-ables, I don't know, I don't ever have any coughing session, he did and nothing happened. we hailed him. And then I said let me try. I took in like three puffs and I stopped. And the other friends took turns at it too. Among us we had (hree wraps. They were four of us; I was the only girl, so what?***talk to d hand**. Nothing happened till I got to my room.
I could not sleep. I couldn't lie down. I felt like pooing and it felt like sumtin wanted to drag sumtin outta my tummy. I held my tummy and started folding up. Cursing like he'll and banging on my bed. I threw up in a bucket cos d journey to d bathroom would have taken forever. It seemed that we that actually did most of d inhaling of d smoke ble w out took d worst hit. I removed my clothes, went into the bathroom, on d shower and curled under it. I woke up on my bed with a smiling boyfie and a cup of water and a sharwama in his hand.

That was five hours after. I took it a few more times after that sha, outta dares and curiosity and in various ways dat wasn't inhaling.

WEED and grilled fish is the best!!!!

**hating? Middle finger to you*** that was many years ago. It is a memory I cherish so I can scare my kids outta trying that sh**t out.

I'm gon be a cool mom! Nothing too big for this mouth, so my kids wnt end up being misled.

Cultism? Been there! Weed? Done that! Aristo? Not a novice! Lectuere intimidation? Oh my God, I was a terror!

So, no one is gon av d balls to f**k wit my kids!!!




really bad hehehe
i dare not even try it. ordinary headache n my head feels like it will burst. weed will just finalise d bursting

1 Like

Religion / Re: Songs That Makes You Feel God's Presence? by chocplum(f): 5:13pm On Nov 21, 2013
Can anyone post links of websites where these songs can be downloaded? Please
Romance / Re: Little Things That Leads To Break-up In Relationships by chocplum(f): 6:33pm On Feb 12, 2013
[quote author=Amoshie][/quote]
I'd love to be ur friend too. Abeg buy ff, I'll buy Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ stuff. Tired of stingy people around grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Arrogance Got Him Slapped In Abuja by chocplum(f): 11:48pm On Jun 26, 2012
Chizolum:

LMAO
I laff in spanish.
Mopol ti gba mi leti
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Arrogance Got Him Slapped In Abuja by chocplum(f): 11:41pm On Jun 26, 2012
~Bluetooth:


Abegi,Some of us have folks in high places and that doesnt translate to you being wealthy.I ask you to tell me what his father does and you are posting some unverified crap here.He sawjust 10m and he was posting the check on twitter.Madam,ask how much a brand new 2011 honda crosstour cost and tell davido to keep his mouth shut.i'm sure his father owns in billions in kobo.nonsense.
Ɣ☺ΰ sound like Ɣ☺ΰ r impressed wv his father's resume. Its a pity that even wv all the money the boy has to shout"do Ɣ☺ΰ know who I Å̶̷̩̥͡•̸Ϟ?" Mtchewwwwww
I always knew the imp would have character flaws.
Career / Re: The Top 10 Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by chocplum(f): 7:24pm On Jun 24, 2012
Paentera: Biko, commot Access Bank for that list sharp sharp. Access ko, Blockage ni. They're slave drivers and do not have ideal working conditions. It has nothing to do with them letting go of IB Plc staff earlier this year. For those with good knowledge of the banking industry, if you're introduced as a staff of Access bank, you immediately get a look of pity and then you're asked - how do you cope?

That cannot be a top 10 place to work in Nigeria for sure. GTB tops them any time T.

Ɣ☺ΰ harsh O°˚˚˚!
Career / Re: The Top 10 Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by chocplum(f): 7:12pm On Jun 24, 2012
[quote author=nitrogen]I comment my reserve on this.



Don't get, ȋ̝̊̅§ this supposed to be funny? undecided
Romance / Re: Naija Girls Need To Gym For Christ Sake. by chocplum(f): 7:05pm On Jun 24, 2012
[quote author=ybab]@ poster
shut up abeg. Our husbands are not complaining. The love us as we are - flesh, flabs, folds, sag, strech marks, et al.[/quote



Madam, if ur flabs et all r not a result pf gluttony, then ur husband should like Ɣ☺ΰ. But if it ȋ̝̊̅§, he should run cos instead of Ɣ☺ΰ to run him down, Ɣ☺ΰ'll end up EATing him down.
Romance / Re: awper by chocplum(f): 7:01pm On Jun 24, 2012
[b][/b]I'd go for a cultured lady with standards anyday. That means she also knows how to hacken to my own standards too. . . It would also be easy for us to reach a compromise on serious issues.

And what do you mean 90 day rule? Was that a joke? [/size][/font][/color][/quote]
Very funny. The guy no fit hold body

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 26
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.