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ToriBlue:
She is 39.

lol

Bumbae1:
Once he says i love you !
Run and change all account details mdf

lol ikr

Zita55:


The menopause really affected her sense of reasoning.


Oyibos been acting weird since 90BC..

hahahaha

Edwinmason:
stupidity at it peak.....dont be suprise if she sues some1 for insulting her doll

39-year-old Jane Berry, is now a proud “mum” of 3 dolls to fill the emptiness the news of entering pre-menopause at just 22, created in her.

Jane who is married to 51-year-old Peter Marflee, takes the dolls shopping and wherever she goes to, as she even spend hours feeding them and putting them in bed, Daily Mail reports.

The lady who has been branded “crazy” by people who asked her to get real kids said;

“When I found out I couldn’t have children it was like my world was turned upside down. I felt like I had been punched.
“I was so upset. I couldn’t get my words out. I had to see people my age with babies I was really jealous. You have to be happy for them but you’re hurting.
“When we got Amy it was like I was a different person it made me feel like a mum even though she’s a reborn. They make me feel like a unit.

“Peter has accepted the reborns. He doesn’t get involved as much as me but he will pick them up and he puts them to bed every night and he’ll give them a kiss.

“He was a bit embarrassed at first at how people would react but he is more comfortable with them now. It makes him happy and he has the same connection with them.We’ve always got one reborn with us. I usually take one baby out one day and another the next and separate my love that way.
“We treat them like children.
“We took them on holiday for two weeks in September for the first time. A lot of people understood but we would hear Chinese whispers about us.Sometimes I will feed them with a fake bottle. I will take care of them. You also have to pick them up like a baby.
“I have to use a dry make up brush to clean them. We also have a car seat in the van, they are spoiled.”



CC: Lalasticlala

Hi, I'm open for interview...hehe

mhizesther:
I need a male friend.....someone I can talk to,he must be intelligent,attractive nd very funny....

LMAO

yuck!!!

Thanks for the info tho

cc: Lalasticlala, myd44

anytime

Erngie:
Thank you

ikr

Nice pix by the way

Erngie:
Lol

Continue below:

So a barber made this ‘hand of God’ haircut happen on a young lad’s head and Twitter user @ToneC2X shared the photos on the platform which had people “falling off their chairs in laughter”.


CC: Lalasticlala

LMBO

lmao.....for real?

I can imagine how funny the scene must have been

Berbierklaus:
Very very strong

I remember how my friend fiancée played this prank on her,babe put off her phone,sat down on the floor and started wailing,I was very afraid I even thought her mum died,coz she received the call,I started crying too while asking her what happened,she jumped up,ran outside the house without shoes,I became really afraid and started calling all the neighbours to help me hold her,eventually she shouted.
"Wole ti fun eyan loyun,Omo eko tun ni,temi ti bami"
(wole has impregnated a lady from Lagos,I'm done for)
Lmao
At the moment,everyone just burst out into laughter,some started the usual men will always be men talk,everyone sha consoled her and dispersed.
She called her mum,mum tried to calm her down to no avail,babe kept crying,till evening o,until Wole called me coz her own phone was switched off.
When he broke the I was just joking news like this,she almost slapped him through the phone.

Was a funny day

Lol… imagine if this actually happened, I bet you the photo won’t even see the light of day… hehe… This photo has been cracking ribs online for a while now, for obvious reasons.

Y’all can see the lovely lady sitting on Buhari’s laps while he and his companions jest in London…

See the original photo below:

CC: Lalasticlala

Interesting... Lemme wait and see if those first buyers would complain before I buy mine

E pain me say I nor fit slap sense inside this girl...

EXACTLY...

Come to think of it, No blood at all

Sandydayziz:
Ion't understand... This doesn't look like an accident to me, more like someone dat was butchered nd is being transported.... Na wa o






Who's still saying this world ain't ending soon?

Dyt:
It was staged
I am surprised no blood

Probably...

abi oo

Tell us the outcome.

Maybe na black eye your wife go nack you

babfet:
Doing mine right now
Hope my wife fall for it cos that woman smart pass tortoise lol

hehe....God didn't make that irritating na

Dyt:
But you can't throw up when you pouring inside abi

i just saw it now....

but wait oo, the people covering the shoot nko?

Dyt:
No blood?

seriously my dear, i never bothered seeing the video...i might throw up

Dyt:
No blood?

Thanks bro

Noted

Ioannes:
@bolded

Viewer DISCRETION is ADVISED. Take note.

CC: Lalasticlala

Eleyi gidi gan oo!!!

This lady, on her own gave birth to her baby on her own… literally… on her own, no midwives or nurses or anything… Just her! What do you think?


I think this happened in August last year though… but it’s worth sharing, ain’t it?

SEE VIDEO BELOW:

Please note that this video could be offensive to some users...So Viewer DISCRETION is ADVISED. Thanks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M10ZFgXXKqQ&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DM10ZFgXXKqQ&has_verified=1

CC: Lalasticlala HBD to you bro

Happy bday bro...WULLNP, drink responsibly though @Lalasticlala

Wehdone sirs....your rewards are in hell

interesting....#wehdone sir

dude

winetapper:
She has offered your prik to ogun and you think she trust you
Brother be wise joor

GossipHeart:
Please, forgive me

He just showed himself to me

What should i do ?? I'm scared

hmmmm... Dude you better stop this mockery