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RomanceKenyan Pastor Slams Viral Couple Who Wedded In T-shirts by Choiszman(op): 4:25pm On Feb 15, 2017
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A Kenyan pastor has attacked the viral couple also from Kenya who got married on a Ksh 100 budget.

In a blistering Facebook post, Godfrey Migwi of House of Hope in Kayole claimed the wedding cost more than KSh 100 and accused the organisers of the Valentines Day wedding as using the couple for their own selfish gains

Ann Muhonja and Wilson Mutura tied the knot again at a lavish ceremony on February, 14, during Valentine’s Day. Read the Nairobi pastor’s unedited rant below:


Happy Valentine to everyone, to the loved ones, to those who are dumped, rejected ones, to the hopeless and to the widows and widowers wish u well. My message to this couple and its just my opinion, first I disagree your wedding costed u 100sh.
Through pictures I can see u had rings in that wedding day, my guess as yours the cheapest ring from down town or kamukuji two can cost 40, again if u drunk water that day u or your pastor the cheapest is aroud 20ksh per bottle …

What i fail to understand if u had a good fellowship in that church why did the church failed to contribute small amount for your wedding?, again if that cake was a queen cake it costed u 10ksh the bigger one 20ksh.
Last am pastor licenced by the government to officiate weddings, I know the rules and regulations, Kenyans laws sounds clear if it’s a church legal wedding u must pay attorney General office 1400ksh, garden wedding 7200ksh, registrar wedding 1400ksh, in the government nothing free.

In my simple mathematics that wedding costed more, my opinion today why repeat the wedding because of those big big companies. if they are real and sincere they would have funded your real life hustle not one wedding day.
To fund a marriage life is more important than one day wedding show off full of cameras that’s hypocrisy according to the word of God,
Last, they could make sure u have good business or they employ one of you for the better tomorrow big wedding or simple wedding never matters, marriage life is journey and not a bed of roses, let me tell u today those companies are selling their brand using your weaknesses and its wrong, maoni ya mtu sio vita unaweza toa maoni yako, Happy valentine again

CelebritiesRe: Davido's Valentine's Gift To His Daughter, Imade: Naira Notes & Flower (Pics) by Choiszman(m): 9:25am On Feb 15, 2017
i swear cheesy grin Barca fall my hand tho
Ever8054:
and me dey here dey pray make my bet9ja slip of 11k no cut...
FamilyRe: Another Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 9:10am On Feb 15, 2017
lol
Ujoan:
Awwwwwwww . . . So cute!
FamilyRe: Lol… See The Note This Nigerian Little Girl Dropped For Her Father by Choiszman(op): 9:07am On Feb 15, 2017
smiles...
jashar:
*inablackgirlsvoice*

'oh yeah'. grin cheesy

*snapsmyfingers*
FamilyRe: Another Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 4:16pm On Feb 14, 2017
Lol
cheesy grin
Dyt:
It depends on the kind of mood he meets me
Hehehe

Iyamu laughing
PhonesRe: Brace Yourselves! – Legendary Nokia 3310 Set To Be Re-launched This Month by Choiszman(op): 12:37pm On Feb 14, 2017
smiles...that for the other smart phones that would come with it

not the 3310
bkool7:
i must get one


#modified

Wait Op...did you say N19?

I think i will pass
PhonesBrace Yourselves! – Legendary Nokia 3310 Set To Be Re-launched This Month by Choiszman(op): 12:20pm On Feb 14, 2017
Yes! The Nokia 3310 is making a comeback and will be re-launched by HMD Global at the MCW on the 25th of this month. Most of us are not really a fan of reviving old products as they would have become outdated in this current age, you would agree with me the 3310 is an exception. The Nokia 3310 was first released in the year 2000. The phone is known for long-lasting battery, ruggedness and its addictive Snake game.

The legendary 3310 will be unveiled by Nokia alongside two other Android powered smartphones at the MCW. The phone will cost €59 (that’s around 19,700 in Naira) according to details revealed by Venture Beat. The other two devices expected to be launched are the Nokia 5 and the Nokia 3. The Nokia 6 which sold out in one minute in China is expected to be unveiled in the European market.

There is no doubt the return of the 3310 will be a hugely successful even in this age. Many people would be happy to get their hands on the device again.




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FamilyRe: Lol… See The Note This Nigerian Little Girl Dropped For Her Father by Choiszman(op): 11:09am On Feb 14, 2017
lol...i know right cheesy grin
Imoy:
this is so fvcking hilarious
FamilyLol… See The Note This Nigerian Little Girl Dropped For Her Father by Choiszman(op): 9:32am On Feb 14, 2017
his is just as hilarious as it’s adorable – the little girl apparently left her father a note, questioning her old man why he hasn’t paid for their TV subscription yet.

Lol… at such age, she sounds like a boss! Hehe cheesy grin


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FamilyRe: Another Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 9:02am On Feb 14, 2017
grin cheesy
yeye
Lollipop247:
Lmao!!
On a second thought. It could b d woman don do jazz 4 d man pr**k, so that e no go stand 4 another woman except her own grin grin
FamilyRe: Another Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 5:26pm On Feb 13, 2017
hehe...enjoy!!! cheesy
babfet:
Doing mine right now grin grin grin
Hope my wife fall for it cos that woman smart pass tortoise lol
FamilyRe: Another Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 5:03pm On Feb 13, 2017
Abi oo

If na my gf wey i never marry sef

As i dey tell her, my fone go just blow cheesy grin
thorpido:
The girl mind strong.Nice one
FamilyRe: Another Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 4:46pm On Feb 13, 2017
grin

FamilyAnother Nigerian Pranks His Wife Claims He Impregnated Another Woman: See Chat by Choiszman(op): 4:45pm On Feb 13, 2017

So it looks like this is about to become a trend and it’s not even April 1st yet! We had earlier on cracked our ribs over the reaction of a Nigerian mother after her son pranked her on Whatsapp, like that wasn’t enough, another lady did the same and we were really touched.

Now another Nigerian guy, who this time, not pranked his mother but his WIFE! His WIFE yo! shared the conversation with us. Read Below:

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Nairaland GeneralRe: Dolphin Caught And Butchered In Bayelsa State. (photos) by Choiszman(op): 1:50pm On Feb 13, 2017
lipsrsealed

Nairaland GeneralDolphin Caught And Butchered In Bayelsa State. (photos) by Choiszman(op): 1:49pm On Feb 13, 2017
Facebook user, Bodmas P. Kemepadei, shared that the Dolphin was caught in the early hours of Monday at the Brass local government area of Bayelsa State.

Never knew we had dolphins in the country though… Mehn! This is just sad! Look how they butchered that wonderful creature into pieces… a creature that can be used for wildlife conservation.., smh!

See photos below:



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RomanceRe: South Africans Running After A Moving Truck To Steal Juice From It (Funny Video) by Choiszman(m): 12:32pm On Feb 13, 2017
CC: LALASTICLALA ....LMAO
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid And Davido Goof Around In Beautiful Photos by Choiszman(m): 12:29pm On Feb 13, 2017
OLD SKULsmiley
ComputersRe: Effective Ways To Easily Speed Up A Slow Computer by Choiszman(op): 10:56am On Feb 13, 2017
lol...yeah or that...
Obinnau:
Simple solution, buy a faster PC
RomanceRe: What Gift Do You Want On Valentine's Day? by Choiszman(m): 10:51am On Feb 13, 2017
Just a Canon Camera would do for now... smiley
RomanceRe: What Gift Do You Want On Valentine's Day? by Choiszman(m): 10:49am On Feb 13, 2017
for your baby or what huh
Pweedycutie:
I want a milk coloured flats.... grin size 37
HealthRe: She Has Been Menstruating For Over 2 Weeks, Please Help! by Choiszman(m): 10:42am On Feb 13, 2017
cheesy grin
fuckfuckman:
How are we sure this news is true. Or u did this to hit FP. How are we sure you're not the girl.
But as u can see my name is fuckfuckman. Please the only solution for her is for to get belle. .
Pls I can forkk very well and strong. Please locate her to me if she's ready I will give her belle. So the issue of blood will stop thanks.


Contact me here to forkk her for u thank u 07061503441.
#Biafra
ComputersEffective Ways To Easily Speed Up A Slow Computer by Choiszman(op): 9:06am On Feb 13, 2017
To me, having a slow computer system ranks among one of the most frustrating things in the world.

A slow computer could make you work at a slow pace as well as dampen your mood which would eventually kill the motivation to work.

A slow computer would definitely hang and you might not be able to run programs simultaneously....I mean, what’s the use of a computer system that cannot run programs as you want?

Most times we enable some programs to run at start-up with windows without knowing, these programs could be heavy and the normally take up large memory space when your computer is starting. Go to your Task Manager from the Control Panel or open it by pressing the keyboard shortcut CTRL+SHIFT+ESC. This brings out the Task Manager window, Navigate to the start-up tab and select from the list the program you would like to disable from running at start-up. Click disable button and it’s done. Do for other unwanted programs

ALSO: Uninstall Unimportant Programs

When we install softwares or applications at times some come with unwanted 3rd party apps attached with it. We could also unintentionally install applications we do not want when browsing on the internet. All these could slow down our computer speed when we are using it. Go to your Control Panel and simply uninstall unnecessary applications you might have installed.

See More...http://howtotechnaija.com/how-to-speed-up-a-slow-computer/

smiley

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CelebritiesRe: Lady Confesses To Using Magic Soap To Attract Men On I.G (see Photos & Reactions by Choiszman(m): 6:58pm On Feb 11, 2017
I wish one Nigerian girl can use this soap on Buhari... Then ask him to tender his resignation as the president of Nigeria grin
Foreign AffairsScreenshot_Queen Elizabeth II Now 65 Years On Throne (sapphire Jubilee) by Choiszman(op): 10:08am On Feb 11, 2017
Queen Elizabeth II A.K.A Mama Charlie today became the UK's first monarch to reach Sapphire Jubilee.

I.e 65 years On the Throne

No wonder Basket Mouth and other comedians lay emphasis on her. #StrongWoman

God bless the Queen...

Screenshot from Palmchat App, see for yourself below

Culled from www.palmchatnow.com

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CrimeRe: Man Assassinated In Broad Daylight In Benin, Son Shot (Graphic Photos) by Choiszman(m): 9:47am On Feb 11, 2017
This is really sad cry
HealthRe: Maternity picture of Lady who survived Breast Cancer Will Move You To Tears by Choiszman(m): 9:32am On Feb 11, 2017
CaptainBomb:
How i wish my sister can survive hers.
God will see her through ijn
EducationRe: See A Maximum Security Prison In Norway by Choiszman(m): 7:55am On Feb 10, 2017
Mehn!!!... Na Everytime I go dy commit crime na grin
EducationRe: See What China Is Doing To Fight Climate Change and pollution by Choiszman(m): 9:40pm On Feb 09, 2017
Wow!!... Why did God give Nigeria natural resources instead of brains cry cry
FamilyRe: Meet Nigerian Father, A Pilot, And His Three Children Who Are All Pilots Too. by Choiszman(op): 2:11pm On Feb 09, 2017
Amen

yedidiah:
@OP I know it is thou! so I wish you all God's unfailing protection, wisdom and skill.

Soon one of you will get a lift into the Presidential flight team.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Meet Melissa Who Works As A Mermaid To Earn A Living by Choiszman(m): 7:25am On Feb 09, 2017
CC:Lalsticlacla shocked

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