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my sister it takes mutual understanding.

my brothers and sisters please i need your knowledge on this matter. I was discussing with two brothers about relationship and marriage. And what borders me is that they both said 95% of pregnancy in marriage, the husband isn't the true father.

It really got me scared. If it is true...then WOMEN ARE EVIL.

my brother what can i say?.
The ppl below are the reason black continent is backward.

my brothers and sisters what can i say?.

my brother that man is a gold digger.

my brother the Topic is laughable.

ireneony:
bad belle psycho

my sister me psycho?. Well i no go talk cuz they say the surest way to make a woman unhappy is to give her everything she want.

my brother where have you been since 2005.

ginawest:
Smart talkative guys

my sister that's me.

JUNIT1:
Excuse yourself off my thread

my brother i never argue with a fool,they will lower you to their level and beat you with experience.

JUNIT1:
Hi Fellow Romancelanders

I will be coming to nigeria soon for a week and I need some advice as I am looking at hooking up with a lady ( or more if possible) within that week....

What Should I do to acheive this? What are the latest techniques and hang out spots for me to meet gorgeous women.

Please advice

my brother you are a bloodi fool.

JUNIT1:
Is this english?

my brother see your life...bloodi accidental discharge.

my brothers and sisters and also,what do you look like yourself? (ethnicity,height,style,etc.)

Temitopez:
Am interested and is der a whatsapp group or bbm group.

my sister i lagos i need your number. Thanks

my brother and sisters...

Borrussia:
Common sense is indeed not common.

my brother who are you?

my brothers and sisters i want to share with you a song that was written for me by the divine nature.
There will be no time i listen to this song i don't stop what ever i do at that moment.
When i listen to the wordings of the song it heals every pain,disappointment,depression,supression,anger,anxiety,fear,frustration,resentment in my spirit.
The words that stands out in the song is:
''You think the only people who are people,are the only people who look and think like you. But if you walk in the footsteps of a stranger,you'll learn things you never knew''

Growing-up when i listened to the song i cried. Brothers and sisters i was listening to it today i still cried.

-Pocahontas, colours of the wind.


Who are you?

my brothers and sisters please i need to take a babe home here 2night.

my brother this is how...

chaz007:
That's good. Reminds me of my time.
Meanwhile....

my sister your time where? Are you thinking what am thinking

Mhizkel:
uhmmm..Not smooth enough!

my sister you know am smooth like that with any girl.

my brothers come let's all have a nice time....cuz body no be fire wood.


Anyway two of mine:

I was visiting this girl I hadn't seen in a long time, and my chances of getting laid were pretty good to begin with. So this cheesy move did a perfect job: she was talking about germs and stuff, and how she sanitize her hands all the time. So i reach across the table, take her hand in mine and say
''My sister do you have to sanitize them now?''
''No...''
I just keep my hands on the table, casually playing with hers, and continue talking so it doesn't get awkward. After just a minute she's already happily squeezing away
AT MY HAND, MY D1CK LOL

The other one of mine:

I think i was in a shop where they sell pefume and this fine girl that worked there comes up to me and ask:
''Hey do you need help finding anthing?''
I replied
''No because i just found you...''
The girl melted! Her guard was completely destroyed and she had this huge grin on her face! I was sooooo smooth!

AdeniyiA:
well, nobody sends the poor to be poor.
The generation of the rich are getting richer nd richer....

my brother...

1) There are an infinite number of women. The loss of one women is an insignificant event because she can be replaced by an infinite number of other women.

2) Know the difference between being persistence and being downright pathetic. If you think you're pathetic in your persistence than you are. If you're not sure. Ask a friend.

3) Don't confuse men who women dream about with the man who women attach themselves to

4) The choices you see women make when selecting men should assure you that you are more than good enough for her.

5) If a woman reject you it is meaningless.

6) Be mysterious. Be the puzzle women can't solve.

7) Women's illogical behaviour,poor choices and emotional cycles are to be viewed purely for it's entertainment value.

Stand out from the crowd through clothing,expertise,position and notorinty.

9) Don't forget to be a man. Women may not admit it, but they are sick of taking that role,surrounded by metrosexual,they miss men being men.

10) Never give the puppy dog,lovestick face to any woman,it makes you look a needy chump.

11) Women don't want to have a man who would have them.

12) Women are supposed to be sensitive to your needs,when reversed she'll find it necessary to use you,dump you or both.

13) There is no book on swimming that is going to replace you getting into the water and learning.You learn through experience. Its all just practice,so make the approach.

14) Go where women are,learn how to intrigue them and you'll leave other men in your dust.

15) Women inherently want men to protect their nest from invaders. She challenges you to see if you will stand up to her. If you don't ,instintively she concludes you are incapable of protecting her nor her future children.

16) Treat a princess like a pig and treat a pig like a princess.

17) Stop wishing for a girlfriend. Go out and attract her.

18) With confidence,you can be real and attractive. If you don't like who you are then do something about that.

19) Arrogance is always mistaken for confidence. Being assertive get the same reation and is a better tool.

20) Jealousy is for a man who has no options. It is the quickest way to loose a woman and it'll always distract you from many options.

21) If you want a babe who's a perfect ten,yet you are boring and have no life,either lower your standard or raise your own rating to match. Water seeks it's own level.

21) Don't throw money at women. When it comes to money women are financial blast furnaces that can not be extinguished. Ladies man invest the least and earn the most.

22) She needs drama in her life. Give it to her.

23) Everyone is unique and attractive in their own way. Find out your best assets from family and friends and then use game and those qualities to attract women.



Cc: Lalasticlala

MzJackBaueress:
A white lady?

Mtscheeew!

my sister the thing dey pain you. Cuz whitey is the way forward for naija brothers.

oyin17:
where are u taking me to?

my sister what is wrong with you? I called you now you ask my name i said cholls what is then this from where you're asking me. Who are you?

my brothers being in my late 20s i still have much to learn but here is what i have learned so far...

1) action speaks louder than words(I know it but hard to follow sometimes)

2) A little appreciation goes a long way

3) Do not chase after the prettiest girls. You will have to compete with the best men to even get the time of day. Go for the third prettiest dame in the room, or in this case your area

4) your good friend will spread horrible rumors for years behind you. Stab him three times in each eyeball to prevent this

5) Do. Not. Get. A car loan.

6) make friends with alpha,not nerds' parties never have any girls at them

7) Failure is temporary. Giving up is Forever.

No woman is worth altering your life,your plans,your hobbie for. A woman has to Fit with what you want to do. If she doesn't she can go

9) Always have a plan B.

10) The biggest things I have learned is that I am not the man I would like to be and that why I still have so much to learn from everyone.

my brothers lets stop whinning and talk about what the things man have that women want it badly.
For me I think women want these things badly:

1-a good looking man(I can tell it is more important these days from money).
2-has high income.
3-Have great social skills.

my brother where is the fücking picture.

ennyhola:
vi

my sister WickedNess is wen u tell a JOBLESS Woman "Happy Workers Day'

Right Back At You.

xynerise:
Nice hips

my brother you be ashewo.