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Una no go leave that man alone..

Nice one op,I hope some “tellers”are reading this xpecially the rude ones!

Una dey use una police brain abi?
Ok mk una kontinu.

njuwo:
"Hello?" "Hello, Is this the Nigeria Police?" I asked. A voice from the other end replied, "Yes. And asked, ''What do you want?" I replied, "I'm calling to report my neighbour Benji. He is hiding cocaine in his firewoods." "This will be noted. They said. The next day, the police came to Benji's house. They searched the shed where the firewoods were kept, cut every piece of the firewoods into two, found no cocaine, and left. I called Benji on phone. "Hello Benji! Did the Police come?" "Yes!" He replied. "Did they cut your firewoods into two for you?" I asked. "Yes they did." He replied. "Okay! I said. Now it's your turn to call the police. I want my land to be cleared."

Lol..this ur thread just reminded me of sumtin..two days ago mum was preaching to one of her customers abt fornication...funny enuf the young man was asking me out.,I just sat down there grinning from ear to ear..I was lyk mummy tell am o,.u need to c the guy's face just blank!..

tosyne2much:
I'm guilty of 1, 4 and 8

Wanking ke?,u no well ah swear.

hahn:
Some start wanking

I support the billionaires club.
The sky will always be blue!

Lol maybe he's just obsessed.

iamrealdeji:
don't mind Palmwinetapper,he's high on Palmwine,those are the things he says about the girl all the time

Reading n taking notes
Nlanders get bad mouth sha.
Any guy that tells a girl“I love u pass my mama”is just obsessed with the girl not in love.
I'd rather date a promising young guy who loves me than dating a rich dude who dosent love me...

Some go dey inside church now dey comment
This baba tosin na natural psycologist...
Awaiting fp*




You tosin,which one u dey do?..no lie o.

So funny bt true!

Nawao..person go suffer get money,so suffer deposite for bank,suffer withdraw
Which way nigeria!

God!...I can imagine the trauma.
The boss is just wicked.
Ihe chukwu g'ekpe n'uwa nke a.,ohika!

For me23 upwards is ok..

I dnt like coke..too much gas...lacasera inclusive
Nutri~milk does the magic

Try to convince them nah
N be optimistic too.

This one no fit happen for naija!

So na the porn wateva be this
As far as I'm concerend,they aint stars!
Next pls..

Honestly I dnt get this!

One...are we still dating sef lol.

tosyne2much:
So tell me, how many guys are you dating ?

Lol..aint suprised though
Y haven't they acted“Godwin” nah

No be small tin..

prettythicksme:
la click,la bend

Hehehe..no be for my mouth u go hear am..ask the op.

tosyne2much:
What's happening here my dear?

Personally I dnt lyk tatoo
I dnt judge ppl based on tatoo ish.
There are nyc n decent ppl out there wit tatoo
There are also indecent ppl out there with outa piercing of tatoo.

Natural?..really?
Wat abt the hair?

Palmwinetapper:
that's gross. But I don't thiml she does. She's a very natural girl head to toe

I dnt knw abt it too..

Tosyne2much pls come n see..

Money is the root of all evil..I nearly lost my adm cos of a similar case.
Dnt trust any1 wen it comes to money.
I really hope the traitor will be apprehended.
Ur brother shldnt try such again.

She does...bt she didn't fix in this pix..that's y its looking untidy.

Palmwinetapper:
Wow but I don't think she wears them on her toes

Any girl that always fix artificial nails without giving a break...wil have ugly or deformed nails.

Palmwinetapper:
Lol what is fix

Ugly looking toes...that's wat u get when u always fix!

U welcm..

IamBLAZER:
Oh wow... This is really nice... I'm in electrical engineering... How're y'all doing

Good blazer

IamBLAZER:
Hello... How's it going?