DollarBuddy:



Lol.. If na to enter in-between her legs, na my house I for invite her come. I'm always at home as my house, is also my office.

If its her cookie jar that I wanted, wetin wan carry me invite her to an eatery when my crib would have done the whole talking

Justdogood:
Why is it that whenever Mr Tinubu is addressing the public, we will need the help of interpreters, star gazers, fortune tellers, witch doctors, sorcerers, etc to explain to us or try to join one or two before he will make any sense.

See what this chicago drug lord said in Kano state.



Tinubu, while addressing APC delegates in Kano state

"Our host Gov (Ganduje), "who has both the *foresight* and *forest* sight, but could not bring the squirrel home".

Pls help me translate

Hustle938:
Hello Nairalanders, please I need your help urgently as regards a banking transaction on my account

I have a Pos shop in Ibadan which I put someone there to manage for me, we accept card transaction and also transfer from bank.

It happened that on the 15th of October 2022, someone came to do transaction in my shop so he sent 20000 twice from Opay with the account name FOLAKE KOLAWOLE and the transaction was confirmed and the person paid his money.

To my greatest surprise last week Friday which happened to be 21st of October 2022,I received some money into my account and I realised the sum of 40000 naira was withheld in my account so on getting to the bank today 24th October,22 I was told the bearer FOLAKE KOLAWOLE reported the transaction as fraud and that was the reason the money was withheld.

I asked for the way forward and I was told I will have to contact the said kolawole folake so she can go to her bank and clear the transaction whereas there is no means to get the lady and no phone number attached.

So I am appealing to all and sundry if u know any kolawole folake that banks with Opay and did a transaction of 20000 twice to an access account so I can reach her or if there’s any other means

The document received from the bank is attached below

Justinlean02:
I dabbled in blogging so permit my writing as I'm not very good with words. I never have been, mostly I get tongue-tied and my words get tangled. So let's do best understand as we go on to and narrate a personal innovative experience on the internet. I've been a member of NL for decade now, and felt the growth within before considering to open this thread. I'll be updating through your thoughts and shares about internet, Blockchain technology. I was opportuned enough to witness the inception of internet locally within the average Nigerian state (Abia) in 2004, but fully in 2005 after my WAEC. Having worked/served as a cafe attendant in 2007, we witnessed the influx of the youths into internet fraud popularly known as (Yahoo Yahoo). During the period, it wasn't all worth venturing as there were abundance of opportunities littered over the internet space.

INNOVATION: Innovating the internet, I grabbed and followed up how the internet swept through, mainly moving from a regular Computer services; desktop, Laptop and cyber cafe world to our mobile phones, then Java, Symbians to China mobile etc.

Technology affects almost every ascept of 21st century life, as part of life as we all know, technology brings innovation and changes, whether we're ready for it or not. Following the trends of internet we graduated from Web 1.0, to Web 2.0 and now Web 3.0. Going from posting, working, creating and doing lots of things on the internet. In enters Blockchain technology which includes digital currency Cryptocurency, within the internet. Lucky few saw the opportunity and the cash (money)to join in within 2009-2011 Bull Run and got huge rewards (Profits) and benefits as early adopter's. Most internet users due to no capital, right source and risk management, missed the opportunity. Blockchain/ Cryptocurency as part of the internet which almost every internet user is making use of today, as an income base system. Yet we find many neglecting, arguing, brandishing it fraud, scam without truly learning, research and understanding what it's all about in it's true nature, a digital currency for the internet. Naijaloaded comes to mind, during the early blog days Naijaloaded was a hit site/forum providing the masses updates, news, music, Network cheat codes and movie downloads. before Nairaland took center stage, gained ground on the Nigerian internet space. Fast forward to 2022, Naijaloaded in my opinion don't match Nairaland's traffic and popularity. Yet Nairaland feels reluctant to change and keep innovating as the internet pushes towards Web 3.0.

Blockchain technology; Cryptocurency, Web3.0, NFTs and the Metaverse are all what we internet users should tap into. Government wouldn't have that for different reasons doesn't make them illegal. Smart folks see that, that's why they're all positioning, learning, Innovating, earning while lots of you are doubting and badmouthing like we always do in Nigeria and Nairaland.

rusher14:


Please point the name he mentioned.

Frigga13:
I said only IPOB bingos and Obi cretians are fools supporting Obi

No sane Nigerian will vote Ekpa into Asovilla

Igbos outside igboland are mobilizing out of sentiment and Catholics religion

They failed .. same igbos going for IPOB meeting on every Saturday in their states of residence..

If Obi cretians want, make them insult curse abuse Nigerians
No be new thing... They don Dey call Nigerians animals for long .. person no die

To turn back again to believe they are now zoo animals that needed the zoo more than their Biafra is the height of foolishness and stupidity.. that can display by herds of imps

No time

Nigerian youths will do the talking with their votes not internet noisemakers

Power to the people
North 2023

MadeInTokyo:

Sanwolu is number one Governor working for Peter Obi
El Rufai, Yhaya Bello, Hole Uzodimma and Zulum are the other governors working for Peter Obi
If u don't get the sarcasm, then u are mentally retardedd

phemmyjohnson:
What Buhari cannot turn Nigeria to does not exist!!
See we all brought this man to power . We all failed this country ..

VaginaMiners:
Sophisticated for a reason .
May Almighty God bless Late Chief Obafemi Awolowo and his generation.

The SW is easily the most advanced , populated and economically prosperous region in Nigeria .

bicoloratrite9:
Tinubu omo olodo ide , these political neophytes can't lace Jagaban shoes. The brain behind Eko Atlantic, an investment destination that will be the envy of Africa when completed. An area holding the biggest USA embassy in the world. Why will I not like this man

PALAPALA02:
Lalasticlala abeg help move to front page o. Let people follow me and rejoice o.
Not a single scratch.
I have just been going through NL, and even seeing news of other accidents where the occupants didn’t survive, yet i survived without a single scratch.

iamL:
Am yet to see glamour girls and I am going to watch it.

They should stop remaking classic since they have nothing good to deliver. All the remakes so far have been poor from:

Living in bondage: 3/10
Nneka the pretty serpent 3/10
Rattlesnake 4/10

Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbgwKq-VUwc

Emekaonline:


The foolish and idiotic man that was used to scuttle June 12 and put us to where we are as a nation. May he continue to rot in hell