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SportsRe: Onuachu’s Brace Fires Trabzonspor To Turkish Cup Glory by Chosimba: 8:27am On May 23
dominique:
The Super Eagles striker opened the scoring in the first half after connecting with a precise cross from Wagner Pina following an impressive attacking move down the right flank.

Onuachu rose highest in the box to head home and give Trabzonspor the advantage.

Konyaspor responded in the second half through Jackson Muleka, who restored parity and set up a tense finish to the contest.

However, Onuachu stepped up once again in the closing stages to seal victory for Trabzonspor.

The EC Ebedei product calmly converted the decisive penalty in the final 11 minutes, pausing during his run-up to send goalkeeper Bahadir Gungordu the wrong way before slotting the ball into the bottom-right corner.

The brace also ended a recent goal drought for the Nigerian international, who had failed to score in his previous five league matches against stanbul Baakehir, Konyaspor, Göztepe, Beikta, and Gençlerbirlii.

Since completing his summer move from Southampton, Onuachu has enjoyed an outstanding campaign, registering 68 goals and two assists in 36 appearances across all competitions.

His return to scoring form will come as a major boost for Eric Chelle ahead of Nigeria’s upcoming international friendlies against Poland and Portugal, with the Super Eagles coach hoping the towering striker can maintain his impressive form on the international stage.

https://www.thisdaylive.com/2026/05/23/onuachus-brace-fires-trabzonspor-to-turkish-cup-glory/
He has scored 28, not 68 goals.. 😑
PetsRe: What's The Breed Of This Dog? by Chosimba: 7:07pm On Jan 07
While it most likely is a Belgian Malinois hybrid, you could have just uploaded this image to Google and gotten the answer.

That would explain its high energy output..
CelebritiesRe: Security Did A Terrible Job – Fans Fume As Davido’s Enugu Concert Turns Chaos by Chosimba: 10:52am On Nov 05, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Anyone who attended that concert deserved whatever happened to him or her.

And that girl that said they stole her borrowed wig, how do you go and borrow wig just to attend a show?
SlavaUkraini:
They had it coming....

Headline act was supposed to show up by 4pm and they waited until 3am ?

They really had it coming ....
Omoluabi16:
"one guy behind me was rock hard"
I wonder why people put themselves in vulnerable situations like this. With the lawlessness everywhere, it is not unexpected that security will be overwhelmed. That's how some people were also violated at another concert in Enugu that time.
What do you gain from victim blaming? Nairaland has some of the most insensitive and downright inhumane comments I have ever read on the internet. People came out to support who they love and promote Afrobeats to the world, and all you can see to say is this garbage. No empathy for their suffering and what they went through.

Speaking like wild animals raised by even wilder animals...
PoliticsRe: Alleged Forgery: UNN Never Issued Me Degree Certificate – Minister by Chosimba: 11:35am On Oct 06, 2025
SmartPolician:
In all this saga, I must commend UNN for keeping a proper record. I'm impressed that a Nigerian university still has the records of students it admitted in 1980s.
Nothing to commend here. ALL Nigerian Universities have their records intact from inception except where there has been a fire or destruction
Properties2 Or 3 Bedroom Flat In Umuahia Needed Urgently by Chosimba(op): 1:44pm On Aug 27, 2025
Hello.

I'm looking for a 2 or 3-bedroom flat/ apartment/ house in Umuahia for rent, preferably very close to Ogburugue Layout.

My preference is that the house should be new (or newly renovated) and with tarred access road (and hopefully good power supply).

No batcha/ poorly constructed/ unfinished houses or compounds.

Please contact me ASAP if you have one.

I am also open to fully furnished, serviced apartments if available

Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Crisis At NCC Worsens As Ex-Minister’s Son Resigns In Protest by Chosimba: 9:57am On Jul 13, 2025
Na the guy write this post.. 😂

And it won't achieve anything
HealthRe: My Fart Is The Smelliest Thing On Earth. Could Something Be Wrong Inside Me? by Chosimba: 6:19pm On May 01, 2025
Na here you go know say nothing dey inside the head of the average nairalander.

Simple google search will give you your answer. Instead you brought to to the home of ignorance and now have a 5-page thread of absoute nonsense

PoliticsRe: CBN To Retire 1,000, Offers ₦‎50 Billion Payoff by Chosimba: 12:54pm On Dec 02, 2024
Looking at the comments here, it's easy to see how un-enlightened most Nigerian youths are.

This is actually a fantastic idea. The organisation is most likely over staffed and has a lot of redundancy. For them to identify such a large number of staff to remove, they are looking to streamline efficiency and reduce expenditure.

You may see N50 billion as a lot of money but trust me it costs a lot more to keep non functional staff on payroll bearing in mind that these same staff will still be paid the same N50 billion (or even more) when they eventually retire
PropertiesRe: How Did You Deal With Cockroach by Chosimba: 4:09pm On Nov 25, 2024
Mummytoo:
Good day everyone

Please my kitchen is infested with cockroach on a high level. I have used insecticide to spray, it's not working. I bought otapiapia (local strong chemical) still not working.

I have wasted money to buy whatever they advertise but no way, I'm scared because I don't want to eat cockroaches someday, they are everywhere in my kitchen, you dare not leave anything open else it's gone...


Pls if you have had this experience before, what did you do or use, I need help. They are hiding everywhere... The cupboards, cabinets, any dark area at all, and when no one is at home, they become the landlords.


Pls help
There's this thing sold by the same people who sell sniper on the street that's super effective for cockroaches. It looks like a dark green tea sachet that has dried leaves inside. Unfortunately I can't remember the exact name but i tell you it works like magic. You won't even see the cockroaches dead bodies, they just disappear. I used it when I had a cockroaches I gestation in my car after constantly eating inside.
FamilyRe: Getting This Off My Chest: My Strained Relationship With My Dad by Chosimba: 4:07pm On Nov 25, 2024
CaveAdullam:
It takes being exposed to understand situations. Exposure makes you enter different terrains and grasped a lot of knowledge.

It is this that has made me overcome any form of antipathy for my parents - whether good or bad.

Exposure and knowledge will make you build empathy. Because it's only empathy that can can make you not treat someone badly, the way they have treated you.

It is empathy that will make you turn your left cheek when someone slap you on the right cheek.

Strong empathy is rooted in deep knowledge. And it is as a result of not allowing your pains and suffering to becloud you and become vicious.

Those not consumed by their suffering and won't allow themselves to be a conduit or tool in the hand of the devil in seeking for revenge are God's people (this is not about religion. Hope the reader will understand).

Our parents acted based on their limited scope of knowledge. They acted the way they deem fit and thought that their actions whether good or bad won't be detrimental to their well-being and family. They acted based on ignorance.

There are still some decisions my parents will advise me to take. I don't. Because I know they are talking from a standpoint of the 20th century. It doesn't mean that everything they say is foolish. But as a more exposed individual I have to weigh their suggestions in the light of the 21st century.

Hanlon's Razor: don't attribute to malice what's as a result of stupidity.

Please, man, forgive your father and have full peace. At least, you are at a point where you can take good care of yourself and family. If not for anything, but for the little good things he has done for you as a child.

He is your father. You can't change that fact.

Tell your father, how he failed you and his nuclear family. Pour your heart outside. Let him know your height of disappointment in him. Perhaps, he may be remorseful and ask for forgiveness.

However, whatever you know you can do for him that won't bring you problem, regrets, and setbacks, do it.

Buy him a car if you can. Give him allowances if you can.

You are already far from him. So irregardless of his actions, it can't get to you. Even though he decides to persists in his ways.

This is not to guilt trip you. You can do as it pleases you. No big deal. Your attitude toward him is reasonable.

But you are doing it because you are now wiser and bigger than your father.

Don't allow 1 error to erase 99 good.

Thanks.
God bless you. Relationship with parents isn't easy. A lot of times they truly did their evat from the limited knowledge they had.

You can't use their actions ALONE to determine how to treat them in old age
PoliticsRe: EFCC, Lottery: Supreme Court Sparks Controversy Over Conflicting Judgments by Chosimba: 11:22pm On Nov 22, 2024
This is 100% the right decision.
Christianity EtcRe: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by Chosimba: 11:11am On Nov 11, 2024
No need to assign miracles to what a few moments of research will resolve.

This isn't the movies where small gas will cause explosion. Before it can ignite, the air must have been significantly saturated with gas.

It simply didn't because it wasn't leaking as seriously as you thought. Give it enough time and it would have caught fire (not necessarily exploded as that only happens when the cylinder, not the hose is leaking)
FamilyRe: My 3 Year Old Daughter Is Behaving Strange by Chosimba: 8:14pm On Nov 06, 2024
RSAV:
Experienced parents please comment.
My 3 year old daughter, she would be 4 years old in Feb, is sharp and very bright.
It only happened occasionally that she would pee on herself. Usually when engrossed in cartoon.

However, it the last 4 weeks, it has become an everyday occurrence.
She would even poo on herself!

I've talked to her, yet no serious change.
I just had a baby boy few weeks ago. Could this be responsible for the change in my daughter? If yes, how best can it be handled? It's already affecting her in school.
You've actually answered your own query.

Toddlers usually regress a little bit when a new baby comes in and peeing on themselves is a common trait. It's been theorised that it's a need for attention/ confusion about the changes among other things but they outgrow it pretty quickly.

Just reinforce her potty training and she'll be okay.

I've personally seen it happen at least 3 or 4 times
Foreign AffairsRe: Dozens Of Israelis To Cross Border & Settle In Gaza - Sky News by Chosimba: 9:01pm On Oct 23, 2024
Righteousness2:
Hamas is Gone Forever....
Gaza is Gone!! Forget Gaza!!!

So you think ISRAEL will spemd Billions of dollars, Have their citizens and soldiers die , only to bring in TERRORIST again??

The Land Belongs to ISRAEL. Given to them by GOD ALMIGHTY the Owner and CREATOR of the Heavens and the Earth





First of all , there is nothing like palestine.
The term " Palestine" is a manufactured imagination.
ISRAEL graciously gave out gaza by themselves to a manufactured entity in the name peace.

After oct 7 madness! They cannot make that Mistake again.

Feel Free to cry and shout your Throat out!!

From the river to the sea, What you will see is ISRAEL
Fool.

Fucking fool.

Fathered by a fool.
CelebritiesRe: I Could Give Out $1 Million But I Don’t Like Y’all” – Burna Boy by Chosimba: 4:22pm On Oct 21, 2024
SaoPaullo:
BurnaBoy African giant💪

Odogwu for a reason ⭐⭐
You are actually a full fledged mohron.

Someone just said they don't like you and the next think you say is "Odogwu for a reason"

The slave mentality is strong with this one
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Governor, Eno Speaks About Remarrying After Wife’s Death by Chosimba: 4:21pm On Oct 05, 2024
This man weak me oh.
TravelRe: Flight Ticket From Lagos To Abuja Is ₦143k (Picture) by Chosimba: 3:02pm On Sep 25, 2024
Beremx:
In 2014, the very first time I entered flight from Lagos to Abuja, I paid 12k. I can't remember the airline I used because it was a new company doing promo.
In 2024, it's now over 200k.
How much will it be in 2034?

God have mercy!!
Dana
TravelRe: Air Peace Plane Windshield Breaks In Abuja by Chosimba: 8:34pm On Sep 24, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

If nor be bandit and bad roads why I go enter plane from state to state

Travelling interstate is sweet if you use normal commercial bus
Especially God is good motor....that kind thing the driver go first put gospel song at the beginning of the journey then later na secular songs go follow see gbedu
To make everything sweet probably your seat number go just near one fine babe own
I REALLY miss those road journeys. That hod is good bus that had socket to charge your phone and screens for every seat...

Good times
PoliticsRe: Navy Personnel, Seaman Abbas Detained Because Of This Video by Chosimba: 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2024
koboko69:
I dont understand, he was asked to he disarmed- all he had to do is give up the weapon. The other naval rating assumed he was going to give it up, the fool decided not to and went on a life changing foolishness. He will be dismissed and may end up in jail.
As the senior officer was talking the other rating already moved in aggressively.

There was no need for that. Just let him drop it by himself.

Our soldiers are disciplined extremely harshly when they lose their service weapons and are trained to hang on no matter what...
PoliticsRe: Navy Personnel, Seaman Abbas Detained Because Of This Video by Chosimba: 8:57pm On Sep 19, 2024
Why would you attempt to disarm him that way?!!

You'll see Oyibo will calmly tell the officer to surrender his weapon and he'll drop it.

In naija you will rush to attack the guy from behind and then say he is indisciplined
RomanceRe: Bride Begs Best Man To Stop The Groom’s Trophy Dance (Photos) by Chosimba: 9:25pm On Sep 07, 2024
obiekunie01:
NOTHING IN THIS VIDEO RELATES TO WHAT THE OPP SAID.

in fact if you look at the bride and the man, it is clear she was making a plan.

SHE WAS CAUGHT ON CAM MAKING ARRANGEMENT TO EFF THE GUY SINCE THE GROOM WILL SLEEP THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

if only you know women!
Pathetic
SportsRe: We Have Made Our Choice” – Napoli’s Sporting Director Breaks Silence On Osimhen’ by Chosimba: 5:13pm On Sep 01, 2024
Omega50:
My final year first semester exams start tommorow and I'm still without my exam card. Someone pls help me with 3k to get it Pls. I'm really worried
Send me ALL the details of your schools, department and registration
RomanceRe: Man Sparks Outrage After Getting A New 'Female Organ' (Photo) by Chosimba: 9:59pm On Aug 27, 2024
TinubuCriminal:
There's nothing special in ladies toilet


The smelliest odours emanates from female toilets because men can go to public toilet just to pee but when a woman uses a public toilet, the gates of hell are opened.
You are so immature it's shocking
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Man For Alleged ₦‎600 Million, $50,000 Investment Fraud In Lagos by Chosimba: 9:42am On Aug 25, 2024
Namaster:
Trusting a NIGERIAN with almost #700 million is INSANE.

Use ESTABLISHED businesses if necessary BUT do your best to NEVER include a Nigerian in your dealing with FOREIGN companies.
E get wetin person go talk, you go just know say not one modicum of sense dey e head. You'll just know he is probably a child with no experience in life, business and definitely no money.

Do you know how many Nigerian businesses handle 10 times that amount on a daily basis?!!
CrimeRe: Four Men Die In Sewage Pit In Egbu, Imo State by Chosimba: 3:11pm On Aug 12, 2024
tunwumi:
Humm

There is nothing mysterious about this. This is just gross ignorance of HSE knowledge. A dung pit is a confined space with limited oxygen. The biological actions going on there means presence of other deadly gases like H²S and others.

The correct thing to do is not to rescue the collapse person without breathing apparatus as seen that the rescuer also turned victim.


This is a basic training of confined space in HSE.
End of story.

This Na confined space matter
SportsRe: Paris2024: Why We Couldn't Produce A Bike For Ese Ukpeseraye - Owan Enoh by Chosimba: 11:17am On Aug 09, 2024
Goodvibes007:
If you have ever bought a new car, you would know it can take months and even years to deliver. Even the ones for the crooks in the Senate and HOR took months to deliver.

I just ordered a Toyota grandhighlander in July, and I was given a date of 8 - 16 months for delivery.

Even the track bike used for a track event in the Olympic can take weeks or even months to deliver.
You're a dirty liar
TravelRe: Man Films Immigration Officer Desperately Demanding Money From Him (pics) by Chosimba: 4:36pm On Aug 08, 2024
OgaTheTop2:
Can you imagine.. Filmed him without his consent. Mischievous op... Nigerians have serious problems...I mean, serious problems.
Single sense is not in your head I swear. You see wrongdoing and instead of you to condemn it, you are supporting rubbish.

Just so you know:

As a public servant you can be filmed at ANY TIME during the performance of your duties.
Anyone can be filmed in the general public with or without their consent. If you don't want to be filmed, move out of the way.
PoliticsRe: Couple Buy Baby From Lagos Traffickers, Arrested During Naming Ceremony by Chosimba: 9:36am On Jul 29, 2024
Praxis758:
Why is this evil act prevalent among our brothers from the East?

I’m not stereotyping, but truth be told.
They are clearly from Akwa Ibom
CelebritiesRe: Moment Burna Boy Fell Off Stage While Performing (Video) by Chosimba: 9:32am On Jul 29, 2024
Pastorjohn2:
God is already showing him signs of his downfall to come If he refuses to stop his satanic way and demonic music!

The lord made him impotent and will soon take his breathe away and burn his generations if he doesn't surrender his life to christ!
I picture you without light, sweating in one slum while you type your jealousy filled rant
PoliticsRe: More Scenes As Lagos Gridlock GRINDS To A Halt As Floods Submerge Cars by Chosimba: 9:44am On Jul 04, 2024
ObiPandora and Exousiang01 are obviously the same person running two nairaland handles.

Talk with one, login with the other and respond. He/ She isn't a tribalist or stupid, just a paid propaganda organisation by the ruling party APC. I know quite a few of them and they are nothing like they seem online; they are just morally lacking individuals who will do anything for money. ANYTHING.

You all need to ignore him/ her and just move on with your day.
PoliticsRe: Senate Will Approve Presidential Jet If Tinubu Makes Request – Akpabio by Chosimba: 7:57am On Jun 28, 2024
sirchim:
Allah, e no go ever better for those wicked souls way bring this evil government of no conscience. Since 2015 na so so suffer head we dey.
Nigerian prayers are so silly.

Someone is enjoying life to the maximum (using YOUR money) and you're saying e no go betta for them.

Na YOU it is not good for.. 😂😂

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