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dangermouse:


The story doesn't add up.

Davido who has many girls at his beck and call?

Bitterness does no one any good. The only leverage he has on Davido is the daughter and she is using her to punish Davido and not her kpekus.

Why have you refused to have sense?

A man that is allover the world trying to randomly sleep with any woman he can is the one you cannot believe want's to sleep with his ex girlfriend?

These sort of fires are meant to be put out with hoses (mounted on crane like equipment) that pump the water jets over very far distances. That kind of pressure and quantity of water cannot be gotten from a tanker, that's why they have fire hydrant in the west with unlimited supply and high pressure.

If you've ever been near these sort of fires, you can you'll know why the foreman is so fsr. The heat is unbearable even with safety equipment

Zico5:
All the pluderers of this country wealth shall die a painful death. I don't care about the tribe or affliation of such people. They have destroyed this country so far. Common man cannot enjoy even the smallest benefit on the street again and they keep on looting unabated. They shall all perish and die a painful death. Imagine a single person embezzling this humongous amount. None of them shall be left behind.

Why? Because you said so?

There is nothing extra that will happen to those stealing money because you typed a prayer of frustration on nairaland.

ElevationD:
Sorry brother, na poor man dey think say everyone poor like am. Who no go no know. No let that poverty and wretchedness obstruct your thinking as you dey show so.

What yo do not know is bigger than you. Maybe you think say na by billions.

Get some money first, follow person wife and see how far. No be mouth.

Mr. Poverty go and sleep. You are nacking teeth like you have real stats to back up what you are saying. That thing your papa talk Na just beer parlour gist where poor men dey siddon.

Have you gone to find out how many billionaires dey sleep with married women and whether it affects them? I know plenty and nothing dey do them. In fact dem dey even get more successful.

ElevationD:
That’s correct!

Sleep with a married woman and get ready for the consequences that come with it. Her body remains a secret known to her husband only.

That probably would have affected his destiny. He probably would not have been where he got today.

Na poor man dey think like this. Very poor man.

Do you think that among Nigeria's billionaires, they don't like sleeping with married women. For some, it is the only thing that turns them on.

But when you are very poor and wretched, you'll be looking for any excuse to justify your suffering.

Just like these unfortunate souls above.. 😂

Unseen:
Fact .... No truer word has been said

This nonsense that is based on no data or facts is what you think is the truest thing that's ever been said?

I only pity who has to rely on you for anything that requires your brain.

Stargangz:
Probably deal gone wrong, she might have extort d guy so tey d guy never see her pant, girls stop collecting money from guys if u no go gree make he knack u, no be every guys be maga, some guys no get joy o

Some people just talk like they weren't raised by human beings.

You and the 64 people who liked your post are unfortunate wretches. Looking at your posts, that illness that is worrying you will continue because your mind is wicked and heartless.

Until you change you will continue to spend money to treat what won't go away.

PS: it's probably Herpes

Franklyspeakin:
seems in Nigeria when people complain, its simply because them no follow dey chop national cake. ones they are given the opportunity to dine, they forget the troubles of the common man.

This is standard.

Even me and you, if our person enters now, we'll be the person telling others to calm down and trust the process...

mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
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E never reach when you go insure your voice? Ehn Céline?

How heartless can someone be?!!

You didn't even spare a thought for what she could be going through and went straight to your callous comment.

I can only wish you thr sane when you have your own challenges

This entire report is just so inaccurate:

Morocco is not a Shenghen country.

"The report showed that 636 applications representing, 34.80 percent from Nigeria were rejected out of 1,825." What does this statement even mean? What country? What time period? This figure is way too small to cover all Shenghen applications even to a single country for just a month.

"The implication is that EU countries got €3.4m from rejected Schengen visa applications submitted by Nigerian citizens.". Is it from the above the information was retrieved?

ebubeson:
But your parents can be healed of HIV. But I don't know if you are a Christian. Try this in one week and tell them to test again. You can help them since they are not strong.

Do 7 Days Midnight prayers for them. From 12:00 am to 2am. What should you pray about? But first tell them to repent and accept Jesus Christ. You also should do so.

Pray this for those seven days and hold same bottle of water for 7 days as you bless the water each day in the name of Jesus Christ.

(1) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I break all covenants my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses and demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2hours (Day 1).

(2) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy all dedications my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 2).

(3) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy the legal grounds, hand writings, decrees, judgements, evil case files my Dad and Mum have with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 3)

(4) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I cast out the spirits, viruses, demons, powers of HIV and Aids in the soul, spirit, body and life of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 4)

(5) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I replace the blood, cells, DNA of my Dad and Mum with the Blood of Jesus Christ in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 5)

(6) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to speak better things and to speak HIV Negative into the blood of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Days 6)

(7) Lord Jesus, I thank you for changing the HIV status of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 1 hour.
Give your parents the water to drink and go for a re-test for HIV Negative.

This may be the silliest comment I have ever read on the entire Internet.

I am not exaggerating. This comment is so daft that I can't believe it's not satire. Let the poster get a single person to show you their pre and post HIV tests from a recognised government hospital or they can get lost.

If na so cure easy, Pfizer and Glaxo for never come get this magic water since?

@poster: First is to tell your mom. No matter how hard it is, it's better than letting the disease eat at her when she could be getting treatment to get her back on her feet.

Leave the quarrel for her and your dad, you are not part of the marriage, just the family. ARV drugs are mostly free from government hospitals so start from there.

No come sick pass who get the disease, accept theat fate hasn't been good to you or your mom in this instance and try to get your life back on track.

I would advice focusing on what gives you joy more during this period

ebubeson:
But your parents can be healed of HIV. But I don't know if you are a Christian. Try this in one week and tell them to test again. You can help them since they are not strong.

Do 7 Days Midnight prayers for them. From 12:00 am to 2am. What should you pray about? But first tell them to repent and accept Jesus Christ. You also should do so.

Pray this for those seven days and hold same bottle of water for 7 days as you bless the water each day in the name of Jesus Christ.

(1) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I break all covenants my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses and demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2hours (Day 1).

(2) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy all dedications my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 2).

(3) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy the legal grounds, hand writings, decrees, judgements, evil case files my Dad and Mum have with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 3)

(4) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I cast out the spirits, viruses, demons, powers of HIV and Aids in the soul, spirit, body and life of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 4)

(5) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I replace the blood, cells, DNA of my Dad and Mum with the Blood of Jesus Christ in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 5)

(6) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to speak better things and to speak HIV Negative into the blood of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Days 6)

(7) Lord Jesus, I thank you for changing the HIV status of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 1 hour.
Give your parents the water to drink and go for a re-test for HIV Negative.

This may be the silliest conner I have ever read on the entire Internet.

I am not exaggerating. This comment is so daft that I can't believe it's not satire. Let the poster get a single person to show you their pre and post HIV tests from a recognised government hospital or they can get lost.

If Na so cure easy, Pfizer and Glaxo for never come get this magic water since.

@poster: First is to tell your mom. No matter how hard it is, it's better than letting the disease eat at her when she could be getting treatment to get her back on her feet.

Leave the quarrel for her and your dad, you are not part of the marriage, just the family. ARV drugs are mostly free from government hospitals so start from there.

No come sick pass who get the disease, accept theat fate hasn't been good to you or your mom in this instance and try to get your life back on track.

I would advice focusing on what gives you joy more during this period

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immortalcrown:
The stupid wife can be sued for this.

Instead of facing your stupid husband, you are attacking the girl. Your husband will still find another babe if you chase this one away. Face the problem and not its shadow. Prevention is better than cure.

When he is poor, "He cheats on me".

When he is rich, "She is trying to steal my man".

How exactly?

Do you see the wife or husband's name on the picture?

tungamaje:
I guess you also do too much Facebook and YouTube and that's why you saw my post offensive. Repent and take proper care of your family. Never allow your little children if you have any to go out and come back on their own in this present insecure Nigeria. I am sympathetic to them but we must look for what went wrong so as to avoid such a situation next time

Forget about me.

Focus on the kids. And their parents who must be in agony.

The mother may be in the farm slaving away so that they can eat. She probably decided that an education (with risks) is better than safe with her at home or in child labour.

Your explanation isn't necessary. Just realise that it was a harsh comment and do better.

tungamaje:
Carelessness on the part of the parents. Why should these little kids be returning from school on their own? Where is their mum? Maybe at home doing Facebook or watching movies on YouTube

How hateful can a human being be? You spared not a single word of concern for the children who may be in danger. Instead you rushed to blame ONLY the woman as if she is the only one who created them.

The hate you are spewing is clearly aimed at yourself. You detest yourself so much that you can only project your self loathing on others.

I wish you healing, that you learn to love yourself and it shows in your interaction with the world.

I understand that a lot of Nigerians want to resume travelling to Dubai but I would recommend not announcing anything till the UAE do it themselves. There have been too many reversed pronouncements and each successive one makes Nigeria look more and more desperate.

hush15:
This can only be in Kogi State....

That's Edo state, that Benin Auchi road

Angelfrost:
Is ShopRite a Public space??!

Is a Ebeano a Public space?!!

Did the government dash Ebeano, SHopRite, Glo, etc land?!!


It's okay to swallow colonial mentality (Neo-colonialism) based on your limited self-esteem, but don't be so vocal about defending what makes no legal or intellectual sense.


No wonder Nigeria remains backward in almost all ramifications... Most of you are not only willing to adapt to nonsense, but even go as far as defending it as sensible and logical.

I'm not debating facts with you. Leave sentiments and use your brain.

Private spaces: Private space might be described as space that is owned and maintained by a single individual, family or institution

Public spaces: A public space is a place that is open and accessible to the general public. Roads, pavements, public squares, parks, and beaches are typically considered public space. To a limited extent, government buildings which are open to the public, such as public libraries, are public spaces, although they tend to have restricted areas and greater limits upon use

You need to learn to argue constructively without coming down to the level of attacking the person rather than the discourse.

Government did not 'dash' any of those people the land their business was built upon AND even if they did, it is STILL private land as it is their property (they now own it).

Xwizard:
Restraining Nigerians from entering a public space here in Nigeria…… what level of fuckery is that.
No wonder idris beat 50 cent 20yrs ago

It's not public space, it's private. They paid for the land and built what they want.

insidelife22:
My own be say make them bomb Iran to shreds.

What is Iran? Do you realise it is human lives you're wishing to end? Do you know how many innocent kids get killed every time a bomb is dropped?

How can you be so heartless?

Asmmi:
The spraying of notes is a Nigerian tradition. It's one of the ways the rich show off their wealth in public gatherings, most especially parties. You can't take it away from Nigerians because they love to show off publicly. Even public office holders are guilty of the crime. This break will not last long. Make Una dey watch

It has already been taken away. What are you on about?

zed7:
Call a meeting of your parents, siblings, uncles, aunties, cousins and all extended family members.
Narrate the story and ask them what you should do. They are your flesh and blood and their advice is the one you should follow.

Rubbish talk. Na only small pickin go do this kain nonsense

Is that how he will be going to his family for every problem that he has?

OGwales:
Mumu man... Money wey he for use build companies for him home country, create employment. Nigerians never learn

Let him rot in jail.

You are not bothered if the money is stolen or from illegal gains.

You are only bothered about them sharing it with you.

You are not better than all the criminals in kirikiri.

There was no big deal about this.

It was the Nigerian government that put the policy in place to allow people with expired passports travel home especially as the process to get a new passport takes several months.

Even before that there was an ETC, emergency travel certificate that could be gotten from the embassy to travel if a passport was lost. The United States (and I'm sure every other country) has a temporary emergency passport for the same purpose especially if you are in trouble in a foreign country.

The problem is that Nigerians too talk. Once they carry phone they will start broadcasting their entire life..

successmatters:
They start celebrating their frog eyed criminals

You really no go fit get sense for this life.

You are posting tribal comets in response to a post that is telling you not to be tribally motivated.

Unbelievable!!

I usually don't post any topics on Nairaland but this story came to my attention and was so ludicrous I just had to share.


Now personally I have vowed NEVER to use agent(s) for any travel processes. From doing my passport to school applications and visas, I always do everything myself no matter how complicated the process is. I sometimes may end up doing it more than 3-4 weeks later just because i needed to understand the process first before getting started but the upside is that I have all information at my fingertips and don't expose my details unnecessarily. I even remember almost bringing down the immigration office in Port Harcourt simply because I would not part with a penny more than what was the official fee.

A lady i know (by proxy) was completing her student visa tenure in the UK and wanted to switch to the post-study 2-year visa. The home office responded to her application by asking what about the status of her dependent (husband/ partner). Being a single girl, she replied that she didn't have one but the home office insisted that there was someone on file as her dependant.

She had used an agent to carry out the entire process and went back to him to ask what that was all about. He denied knowing anything so she asked for more information from the home office. It was a this point that they gave her the 'dependent's' details including his name, picture etc. Confronted with this information, the agent had no option but to confess that after she had left, he had sold the dependant slot to a RANDOM PERSON who was now in the UK living there.

At this point, a normal person (aka ME) would have gone back to the home office with this information and a recording of the agent's phone call and thrown them all under the bus. After all I don't know them and they were ready to risk my future for their own gain. This young lady unbelievably agreed to take a letter of divorce and say that he was her former husband back to the British government. Needless to say both she and the guy (wherever he is) have been banned for 10 years and asked to leave the country.

Point being: DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES part with your personal information to (just) any Nigerian agents. I understand that there may be a few reputable ones but in my opinion, the risk is just way too high to be sharing your information upandan.

My two cents.

CoronaVirusPro:
Air peace should include smoking cabins! That way, he would attract 90% of smokers.

Also, Air Peace should desist from selling flight ticket to Israelis and their apologists

So if they don't offer smoking (like EVERY other airline in the world), what will smokers do? Walk to UK?

I tire to your reasoning

Iamzik:
You who is well read is more confused than the one who is not "well read"

What is gender and what is sex? I guess you are one of those mental white man slaves who have been programmed to believe that there are thousands of genders. LMAO you people are so deluded and living in your little bubble.

There are two sexes and two genders. You are either a male or female human being. I will not glorify your mental insanity. Deal with it!

It's unbelievable that a person will talk so much and yet listen so little.

Read, Mr. Man and stop embarrassing your parents.

Sex/ gender which refers to male or female is different from Sexual orientation which refers to gay/ homosexual.

Don't be in a rush to talk without playing the words if they make sense.

Iamzik:
Who sold this lie to you?

No natural human being is born with homisexualty trait. You are either XY or XX. How do you guys get convinced easily to turn basic biology upside down??

Wetin concern Sexual orientation with gender?

Read, you no go gree

SmartPolician:
He's right - crossdressing and lesbianism are two different things. Bob Risky is a crossdresser. Even if you declare yourself a lesbian in Nigeria and the police refuses to act, trust Nigerians to deal with you personally.

I remember Rev Rowland Jide Macaulay, a Lagos preacher who established a church for gays. Boys pulled it down and nearly killed the mugu. He escaped to the United Kingdom.

E be like Bob risky Don confuse you oh. Even I don't know when I refer to him as 'her'.

No be lesbianism, na homosexuality.. 😂

Goalnaldo:
can you give me her number if you have it? She's a virtuous and wise woman

How many men's numbers have you asked for on this very platform?