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Most useless thread i've ever seen. What's funny about this trash up there?

Hehehehehe! The barman fit craze

nice joke jor! Am proudly igbo,

lol! Hammer nobi small. Their body go tell them,

cant find any, Still searching,

bin gbagbo:
  * clears throat*   

Now, an elephant died in this village and it became the source of meat for everyone.
It was free,  so all you needed was to get to where the carcass was lying with your knife, and cut any size at all.
Now bukari was a youngman in his late teens and was renowned for his appetite for meat.
He finally got to the elephant site with his Ghana must Go bag and knife.
He wanted the kidneys and liver, so he went deep into the carcass and was busy slashing the vital part.
Papa ayegbu arrived late at the scene so was in a hurry, quickly saw one loose meat hanging so slashed it, bagged it and letf . Bukari all of a sudden felt a sharp movement and pain in between his thighs.He checked  and his balls were  gone .Blood oozed all over him,  whilst still writhing in pain,  he asked the crowd " abeg, who come cut wrong meat for hia?? "   













HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY FOR THIS JOKE? UP PROJAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOKE GRADING: F

QUESTIONS: was bukari naked 2 d scene? Is he dat dumb not 2 knw wen a part of him is cut off?

wat a dumb arse unrealistic question! Who is giving out such amount for shit eating? Or is d shit eating suposed 2 b a form of ritual 4 dat sum?

you talk alot. Where are d jokes?

nice joke jawee,

nellaluv:
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Its too kuul

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nellaluv:
Bolt streams wella with etisalat and this new mtn tweak.
Its too kuul

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obiekwu:
but if she wasn't at the party he would have still done wat he did,

pls go tru d story again. she only fooled herself

twinckle:
Hi, my boyfrined is Igbo guy.
I just find from his cell phone that “Acho Crea”
I guess Crea is name of women.

Can somebady tell me about “Acho” in igbo?

Please help me out!

Imera

u no get handwork. try 2 get busy nhh!

run away from such girl. she isn't even gud for a girl frd let alone 4 a wife. such girls wl desert u if u eva go cash down. free her she is not worth it.

adim2:
He/she dat luvs less controls d relatnship.     dis is an absolute truth.     dn't gv him intimacy within this period.he might nt kurm back but you wil av an advantage over him

dis is a very fat lie

dat girl has no atom of luv 4 u. use ur head now! she denied u of intimacy for 3 gud yrs yet she isn't a virgin. probably she has been havn it outside and u stil call her ur girl frd. jst hav ur own share of her national cake n show her d way out. period!

Rita4NL:
Poster,

Do you really wish she would leave a guy she has dated for 2yrs for you ? She is engaged.
If she loves you truely,she wont hid it from the on set of your relationship.
Ask her if she wanna dash the other guy for you and if she says yes then . . .
But know that karma is alwayz at the back of the door knockin.You might be luck she wont dash you too.

u ar right. karma will always knock. bt is it wrong 2 luv sm1? is it wrong 2 b faithful 2 a girl? am strongly emotionaly attachd 2 her n very hard 2 let go. bt i nw think i knw wat 2 do. thanks@all

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Polyandry [/color]

i cant b a party 2 dat. its just dat i cant stay a moment wthout thinkn of her.

I hav a girl frd dat i hav been dating 4 six months nw. Frankly speaking, i luv her. She is such a nice girl 2 me, she is very beautiful n attractive n above all she respect my emotional feelings 2 d core. But a week ago somethg happend. She receivd a call in my house n i heard her said 'I LUV U'. After d call i interrogated her diplomaticaly. she confesd dat d caller is her fiancee. dey had been engagd for 2 yrs.  I askd her why she hides it frm me.    She said dat she luvs me n dont want 2 loose me or get me hurtd.     Now she is beggn me not 2 quit d relationship. D truth is dat i luv dis girl.  Pls advice me on wat 2 do. Wheather 2 quit or 2 stay. Am just confused.

Danny Pls i need fbt 2 downld free on my opera 2.0. Pls pm me at ifysandston@yahoo.com