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charlesemeka85:
sentiment aside tammy is a good striker but i prefer osimehn because he is more rugged and physical. osimehn is a warrior who is ready to put his body on the line for his team and pose more threat to defenders than tammy because of his robust style of play.

osimehn reminds me so much of a young didier drogba and diego costa

U insulted me for saying exact same thing about Osimhen few months ago, at the AFCON

Eartquake1:
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Shut the fvck up and don't mention me next time

For giving u an honest friendly advice? Kid, u really do have issues

For the APOTY, Mane is coming out unopposed. No one comes close

I hope this ManCity vs Chelsea match ends in a draw, to further help consolidate Leicester's 2nd position in the league table

Clementoke:
''When you look for a girlfriend & put her under pressure, she won't come but if you wait for a good moment to talk, perhaps she'll come.''

Rohr must av been a loverboy, growing up


Such guys no dey get counts for campus those days, na to dey follow one gal dey sing poems give am via text msgs, just to make her happy, dem sabi. Then, we no dey count such guys as men wey sabi


Our orientation back then as staunch men, na "I can only go extra miles to make the cash, not get the gal". If u ain't ready to roll now, babe get behind me Bkus dia are plenty babes here on campus



I can't come and be wetin for one gal to make up her mind biko. She carry gold for waist? Omo na to dey break hearts we sabi den oo

seankafor:
7777
Egede number.
If u know you know

U and cultism eh

darkelf:
FACULTY OF CARPENTRY CAMEROON CAMPUS

DEAN (A thorough carpenter both in looks and in action): Professor Christian Bassogog

SUB-DEAN (Winner of the Njitap price for carpentry): Dr Stephane M'bia

HOD: Pierre Malong

Professor (A world expert on Czechoslovakian Style carpentry): Georges Mandjeck.

Associate Professor: Petrus Boumal

Senior Lecturer: Félix Eboa Eboa

Lecturer I (Winner of the Yaounde Young investigator Carpentry price): Jacques Zoua Daogari

Lecturer II (A well known "gbas gbos attack" carpenter): Clinton Njie

Assistant Lecturer: Amaud Djoum

Emeritus Faculty

Allan Nyom

Alex Song

Charles Itandje (A specialist of Nutmeg carpentry)

Jean Makoun

Students

Jacques Zoua

Stephane Bahoken

Joel Tagueu

Pius Ndiefi for Mbia.

Bahoken for Alex Song

darkelf:
Haba, bros na question I ask na. You still dey vex with me?

Yes na, I gave u a carpentry response

darkelf:
He's from Roma right?

No, Enyimba

Koboko99:
He has completed his hat trick

He might get recalled by his parent club in January, if he continues like this

komekn:
John opted for England because he simply was not good enough at the time and didn't think he would be able to claim position in the SE.

He told u that, THEN?

Loic Remy on Osimhen:-


''Victor was a discovery for everyone. Once again, we must emphasize the recruitment of the club, very wise in its choices,''


''I can now detect the big potential players, who are assiduous and serious in what they do. Victor is one of them.


''In training, he puts the intensity, he is a true finisher, a very good scorer. I see him working after the sessions, bodybuilding, taking time to take care of his body.


''He has a complete profile and I promise him a very bright future if he continues with this mentality.''

TheSuperNerd:
Umar Sadiq on another brace again!!!! FK Partizan leads 3-1 vs Javor Ivanjica in the Serb top flight and it is still first half.

They added another one and now Lead 4-1.

Umar now on 9 goals and 4 assts in the Serbian Top-flight in 12 league starts (15 league games overall).

Dude is on fire

I am glad Osimhen accumulated yellows ruling him out of today's encounter with PSG, dude has had a very busy season, he deserves a break, at least to rest and get back to full fitness after that injury scare against Lesotho.

komekn:
Agreed without reservation.

He needs to do more although his stats are good.

But u were the one who told us he has taken the league by storm with his consistent top quality performance laced with superb end product. U said he has thrived where Sadiq failed



How many more lies have u told ur gullible followers? Just do the honorable thing, apologize for the lies Bkus u getting reputed for telling nothing but lies in here

Kbs468:
Agreed but Turkey is still an European Country though.

Besides, the deal was rumoured to be a loan move though, so if he gets enough playing time overwhelmed with More than enough Goals, He could be repositioned for a much more improved Experience with his present Club as well.

Where was he when Rohr invited him before? Where was he when Rohr took him to the AFCON? Some arguments are just plain dumb.

darkelf:
FACULTY OF CARPENTRY GHANA CAMPUS

LIST OF FACULTY MEMBERS:

Dean (Winner of the Lifetime achievement award for "painment towards the giant strides of Nigerians"--- Professor Gustav25

Sub-dean (World expert on Ghanaian Cultural Carpentry): Dr Afobear

HOD (Asante Kotoko distinguished Chair of Midfield Carpentry): Joseph Attamah

Professor (Emeritus Professor of "Arabian-style" woodwork): Samuel Kwame Owusu

Associate Professor (Winner of the Inaugural "misplaced passes" price): Afriyie Acquah

Senior Lecturer (Winner of the "mediocre Charlie" carpentry grant 2019): Joseph Alfred Duncan

Lecturer I: Torric Jebrin

Lecturer II (Winner of the young investigator award for "aimless shooting"====Thomas Agyepong

Assistant Lecturer: Iddrisu Baba Mohammed

Postdoctoral Fellows:

Owusu Kwabena

Opoku Ampomah

Senior Research Fellows:

Harrison Afful

Daniel Opare

Emeritus Faculty:

Habib Mohammed

Find a place for Emmanuel Clottey, Emanuel Frimpong, Kwesi Appiah, John Boye, Jonathan Mensah, Christian Atsu, Fatawu Dauda, Richmond Boakyie Yiadom, Patrick Twumasi, Frank Archiempong, Solomon Asante and Samuel Owusu

Kbs468:
Yes I am guilty of that too way way back.

The Reason for my action though was because Her hubby suddenly became IMPOTENT after 2 kids. She even wanted forcing me into marriage oo but I declined that she be with her husband and continue to bear the Cross for the sake of the children

Wow as a potent striker wey u be, how many goals u come score nah?

Kbs468:
Chai! Safarigirl come come and chi Chum chin oooo.

Of all beautiful ladies around everyday and everywhere, na married woman him see?

Worst of all, He even referenced her as his Love?


I am not crucifying him though because I'm guilty of that too (before ooo). But for his fame

Did I read u say u guilty of sleeping wt another man's wife? Hmm nawa ooo

Guys relax, was just kidding. It is all for fun, since we ain't got much to discuss now till our boys do their things by the weekend.


But Darkelf must be a carpenter himself to be this versed in Carpintology oo. The guy dun kill me wt lafta aswear

darkelf:
FACULTY OF CARPENTRY (IVORY COAST CAMPUS)

Dean: CHRISKELS

Sub-dean: Ibrahima Sangare

HOD: Victorien Angban

Professor (Cheik Tiote Endowed Professor of Midfield Carpentry): Didier Ya Konan

Reader (Winner of the GK carpentry price for unmatched mediocrity): Sylvain Gbohuo

Senior Lecturer: Arthur Boka

Lecturer I (Inaugral Winner of the Gbas-Gbos award for directionless attack) : Seydou Doumbia

Lecturer II: Giovanni Sio

Assistant Lecturer: Jonathan Kodija

Graduate Assistants: Jean Seri

Emeritus Faculty:

Professors

Sol Bamba

Lamine Kone

Senior Research Fellows

Cheick Ibrahim Comara

Ibrahim Ouattara

Adjunct Professors

Lacina Traore

Jean Francis N'Da

Where did u keep Serey Die, Wonlo, Wilf Kanon, Jean Tizie?

Serey Die should take the place of Seri, Wonlo should replace Boka, Kanon for Tiote. Tizie was so bad a goalkeeper that he once fumbled an easy ball and collided with his defender making him to lose his testicles.

In fact, Kopa Barry, Jean Tizie and Gbohou are equal and synonymous

With the way things are going, I will soon leave this thread for good.


Someone labelled me a carpenter and u all agreed that truly I am a carpenter? Not just a carpenter oo, but the Dean, Faculty of Carpentry. Na so Una hate me reach? No problems, Una go miss me for this thread.

Viewing this on Instagram made me cry. Get well soon Francis Uzoho

gustav25:
You are karid and may you stumble on a biankaful okpeke. May all walk and shine. Any calculated attempt on the godamus, the gods are oxygen. I have deposited.

Hahahaha problem solved. To those who were in doubt before, oya oo

Kbs468:
Okay but certainly not a NIGERIAN either because for my little stay in here already, Gustav85 has been more or less a Troll to the SUPER EAGLES undoubtedly

Gustav is a Nigerian. In fact he is an animalia. A full time animal with a long tail that walks dangerously without jamming catastrophe. He is so much made, I presume Bkus kpokponkiosly, he once fired my coconut here. That said, his keske in here is lyka dat of a mosquito perching on the big bagco bag of Elderson Echiejile



Don't bother breaking ur head trying to comprehend that write up, he and some others already understand

Kbs468:
No hard feelings nor jealousy Brother. For that is why they are the AFRICAN CHAMPIONS

But if we get to meet again soon, it's gonna be a different Ball game altogether though.

I will only agree with the bolded Bkus;

1 - We no longer have Ighalo to blunt our attack with his lack of mobility and anywhere belle face type of football

2 - That -1 called SiMoses doesn't start no more, neither does Musa (all pace and no brain as a winger though deadly as striker in a 3-5-2 setting)

3 - Rohr seems to av finally realised that Collins is a true calamity

4 - Yes of course, we now have the KOC!! Wicked attacking trident.

Compare this to our 2019 stats where we lost to the likes of Madagascar

Bascovanveli, remember what I told u about Comoros? Today, Egypt couldnt beat them oo

When u see Andorra's (a minnow in Europe) home pitch where they host visiting teams for the ENL, u will apologise to both Seychelles and Lesotho (both African minnows) for the insults hauled at them due to their respective pitches

Danielnino00:
It takes a carpenter to know a carpenter

Weren't u a carpenter when Chukwueze dealt with u the other time

Obviously u are still into the carpentry industry .
It's nothing to be ashamed of though, our Lord Jesus Christ Himself was a carpenter

Bros I was played out of position dat day nah. I will say I had a bad day in the office, I ain't no carpenter biko.

darkelf:
Faculty of Carpentry

List of Staff Members

Dean: Ogenyi Onazi

Subdean: Anderson Esiti

HOD: Mikel Agu

Professor: Anthony Nwakaeme

Associate Prof: Onuachu

Senior Lecturer: Bryan Idowu

Lecturer I: Jamilu Collins

Lecturer II: Nwakali (both of them)

Assistant Lecturer: Kelechi Iheanacho

Secondary Faculty:

Emeritus Professor (Baruwa and Ejike Uzoenyi endowed chair of Carpentry): Isaac Success

Visiting professor (Woodwork Research): Joel Obi

Senior Research Fellow: Efe Ambrose

Junior Research Fellow: Elderson Echiejile

Research assistant: Ezenwa

Make Una kuku kill me ooo

kellycute:
Solanke your exceptional talent don't even know the location of goalpost. 1 goal in 5 seasons. Check attached file for your painment
Solanke the vice chancellor of the school of carpentry... Bournemouth campus. UNITED KINGDOM

Hahahaha seriously I dun corrupt too many people here ooo Jesu.


U dun even bad pass me