Lol..., at nmbr 6. Na there i dey oo.

Uc browser anytime, any day.

WombRaiders:
Yoruba Muslims are diabolic

You said it as if other Muslims are not.

Btw na only the middle one look like 'Cup'
The rest fine.. [/quote]
because na only she her full face show abi? The rest na side show now, so u can't be too sure that.

Ucheosefoh:
See as you guys carry the matter put on top girls head, guys wey accept nko I think both parties are guilty and should be blamed and cautioned. This is one of the things I don't allow I will only allow her spend the weekend and go BTW I think the op is a male using a female handle

But in the end its the girl that gets cheated no matter what thats why the op paid particular attention to the girls.

ziqqz:
She must wish she were as beautiful as her husband

you wicked oo guy. I suggest u go for confession on Saturday. Lol na joke oo

Chukwutobi:
Go and face the issues and leave stories.

Buhari, Don't disappoint Nigerians!

I didn't vote for you anyway, so i won't share the blame if you fail.

I sorry for u no be small

agarawu23:
it means "na talk be that ?"

ok thanks

Unibenstudent:
I don't know but what I know is that ur dimples is cute

thanks

oshe11:
shoro Niyen!

Pls what is the meaning of shoro niyen pls for those of us that are not Yoruba

Thugnificient:
This case of fuel scarcity don wear Agbada and face dey trek go unknown destination.

Go Abuja to go Congratulate Buhari.

Freenzy2k:
Thats non of my concern they can burn the whole north if they want.

No insult intended but STOP broadcasting ur STU.PIDITY in public. So u thinks its only muslims/Hausa that live in the north right. U don't even know whether one of ur own relative is here in the north. So u think that whatever happens in the north does not concern u right? It does oo. Cause when palm oil touches one finger and ur not careful, the remaining fingers too will be affected. A word is enuf for the wise. Shalom

complete the story nooow. What's this ah ah

I vote for contestants 3 and 7
Cc NLjega

why didn't I see Sure-P in any of the mentions ? Abeg that one dey inside oo.

CountDracula:
Let's hope 2face doesn't impregnate dem too

What a wicked thing to say! ah ah

It's a scam. one can't use it for anything even to download the so called app.

Tex42: @OP.we need pple lyk u on nairaland,we really need to get messages lyk diz across to our sis out dia.Nyz piece.

Thanks dear

vizkiz: I quess this advice z nt meant for 9ja babes Cuz u jst listed out d features of beinq a 9ja babe

Which gals is it now meant for? Huh

1. Never depend on your boyfriend like he is your father, show him that before he met you, you are comfortable and without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not rich. Rather remember that, he who is rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow and he who is poor may not be poor forever, Richness is like a table fan, it Rotates.
3. Never you say real men don't come to you when all about you is fake, dress code, lifestyle, your name, background etc.
4. Don't say men are just after your body when you show off all your body parts. The way you dress is the way people address you.
5. Do not say you have dated him for years yet he doesn't want to move the relationship to the next level, my sister every relationship must not end in marriage.
6. Do not say all men are the same due to a heartbreak, remember even the bible said: as our facial aspect differs same goes to our characters and lifestyles.
7. Do not hate relationship because of past experience, rather know that every relationship is a lesson and I tell you, never you close your eyes because of the bad things you have seen because you will never know when the good one passes by if your eyes are close, don't give up on love.
8. Do not be in a hurry to marry because as God knows your birthday same goes to your death day, he knows all our profile because we are only like pencils in the hand of the creator, when your time comes it will happen just like death.
9. You say guys are not serious with you, when the background of your pictures are always in a hotel room, Joints and inside different cars when you’re not a mechanic, on Facebook you have more than 4353 friends, you are on bbm with over 1000 bbm contacts, you’re on 2go with more than 2000friends not to talk of Badoo. Whatsapp, Eskimi, and many more. Which means you are emotionally confused.
10. Always know that things happens the way God wants it. Tank me later.[color=#000000][/color]

carammel: The one i know is 'i pray you marry the last person you had sex with'

na that one bad pass

Good evening Nlders. Saw this prayer on someone's status. Lol. Respond accordingly.
"I pray you marry the last person you kissed. Can I get an "Amen" or a "God forbid"! Lol...
Mine is God forbid sha o

icebebe: well i love carryin bigbags,n wat i always av in it will wow u aside books,u will find
powder,lipstick,kerchief,a small purse fr ma money,idcard,passport,atmcards,a pen,fones n chargers,taperule ,biscuit/chocolate/sweet/chewygum(if nt all u must definitely find one in ma bag),showercap, and 1 PAD!(who knws i might save sombdy or masef frm shame) .

lol..., only you all these load? Hope ur able to lift the bag after all this over loading. :-D

geezville: Lol...hmmm, I was expecting to see a lot more than what you folks mentioned above, with the kinda bulky handbags being carried these days

lol... The bags are naturally bulky and den dey pack books ma full inside

nekaa: Lip gloss I mostly never use.

why now, then how do u manage ur lips, esp during dis hammatan period

As ladies, there are items we just can't afford to forget to take along while stepping out of the house. For me, i just can't afford to forget to take my lip gloss and my hand kerchief.
So ladies share your's too. What is that thing that if you don't have in your bag, you feel incomplete.

2014 will be my year me resounding joy and blessings. Wishing u all a Happy New Year with *hugs* and *kisses*

alotofgrace:

can u tell us what lol, lwkmd, rofl, ttyl..... mean universally, out of e-forum?

abeg, what do all those abbreviations mean?