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Lol.dat guy using stove to read got me laughing.

Very boring

Take her to a renowned church such a SCOAN for deliverance.its obvious the devil is trying to distroy your marriage and he is doing that by using your wife.she isnt the enemy bro dnt go for divorse yet

ndnuray:
Sharrap...empty drum..noise maker.

its the truth.here in computer science dept,despo,delta state,we create all type of programmes including antivirus so wats the big deal here?
Universities in Nigeria is highly over rated

Stil thinking of what to type

Not funny at all

Is whatsapp the name of a place

I dnt knw where u guys get ur stories frm!
1.it is totally untrue that all poly student culdnt make the required jamb cut off mark,5 credit pass e.t.c
we all know this is a country where admission is very difficult to hv. u are left behind if u dnt have connection.imagin the number of student that write jamb yearly.its also a fact that univ cnt accomondate all the student that applied.
2.its also nt true that poly student are dull.most of them are there because of certain circumstances.
3.there are certain lecturers that are very gud at wat they do.to hv a phd isnt a guarantee that you are the best intellectually.
4.it is nt true that poly student hv low esteem.i dnt knw how u arrived at such baseless conclusion.
5.we have seen many cases of bsc student working under hnd student.like trully is an irony.
6.any position u are occupying today u hv to always remember that u are there by grace,there are many people who are far better than u bt they never had the kind of opportunity that u had.
So my advice to anyone reading this is that u shld be the best that you cn be.Dnt despise your little begining

This one has been working for the past 2ys
bt smtime this year it started misbehaving
that 80mb is equivalent to less than 40mb i.e it drains faster than the normal mb
and i doesnt last more than one day
so it isnt ideal anymore

kazmanbanjoko:
Where is he when his church collapse? Abeg leave matter for mathayas.

glories:
[quote author=kazmanbanjoko post=29292483]Where is he when his church collapse? Abeg leave matter for mathayas.

n y didnt jesus save himself when he was nailed on the cross?y didnt he turn stone to bread when he was hungry?
In life trials and temptations are meant to take us to d nxt level.evading it has serious consequence
the fact that you are a prophet doesnt make you to b above trials and temptation bt the way u handle it makes your trial a divine one remember the holy spirit is there 4 u as your comforter .he guides u

Uhm

ocelot2006:
Dude, really? You're buying that "infrasonic" crap? 'Tell you what, I have a bridge I want to sell to you.

#UseYourBrain.

did u do physics in sch? If nt then go and do ur research.this is nt as simple as u think.

For those who did physics these shd make some sense
Nigerians always like simple answers.they forget that technology is improving everyday.
Its obvious that whosoever was responsible for the collapes did planned it critically

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Wat abt his 1st wife ?cos we dnt want anoda "daris god ooo"

Wat abt his wife ?cos we dnt want anoda "daris god ooo"

bamidbamid:
Lol.. Of a truth and in fairness not all S.A ladies ar wayward but I think d issue is actually a ratio thing..a friend of mine in Kempton park has bin married to dis S.A babe for 8 yrs now with 2kids..she is such a cool lady..
concerning d gap in culture, I meant a gap in moral standards, although our own definition of morality might sound silly to u.. Now, u must understand our backgrounds, S.A is an African land with a mixture of western cultures while Nigeria is a typical African land with strict (sometimes moronic)cultures, placing more emphasis on high moral standards.. For instance, u ar seen as irresponsible if u hold a stick of cigarettes here, or u ar d clubbing type,U wld be outrightly regarded as d prodigal son of d family, how much more a lady, nobody wld even marry u..
Also a proper nigerian woman doesn't believe in divorce even when things ar not really working in d relationship except for serious physical assaults( my coursin has three kids with three dft S.A ladies). D reasons for their break ups were baseless..u hear things like "yor baby u ar cheating, I called u 25 times, but u wldnt pick..baby I can't take dis any longer..am leaving.." and she parks her bag..
Domestic issues ar meant to b taken care of domestically.. U av a problem at home and d next thing is she calls d Police ..I pick up a whip and flog my own child and d next thing is the Police.. all dis ar western not african..
As a result of the above, most Nigerian men , only catch fun with women of such western virtues either Nigerian, S.A or American.. i hope its a bit clearer.. Chakakhan

exactly wat was on my mind

The mind they say controls the body.He shld spend more time reading the bible,watching christian movies ,spend more time with Godly people and attend church service more
if he cn do the above,then that thought of fornication wil gradually fade away

he shld try to go for deliverance.repentance without deliverance makes ur salvation questionable
after that,he shld ask for the gift of the holy spirit
There is a spirit that is behind fornication.

pendy79:
He is the humble and silent husband while she is the business manager and coordinator of their numerous empire.

The prisons in Nigeria will be too small for corrupt officials next year. buhari will be amazed at the massive sleaze perpetuated by this grabbing and grabbing first lady.

From Oil bloc fronting to licence plate contractor to kerosene subsidy claims returns and massive massive contracts in all agencies and ministries.

Only God can deliver Nigeria through Buhari

funny enough this ur so called buhari is a die hard muslim who is bent on turning nigeria into a sharia state

U cnt always tell if a person is a virgin or nt
for example,if u see the way i talk and behave sometimes eh,u wil believe that am a very bad guy who has been doing tins
bt the truth is that all those are just the result of watching porn films;am stil a virgin and u cn hardly tell if am nt