₦airaland Forum

tarryT:
That is the beauty of Sharia.... Allah be praised.

u be proper mumu.

spinna:
I received the 750000 la casera text like fifty times in a row .. i was afeard ...come see steady deleting

My office security fell for a Funke Akindele "giveback" scam on facebook...i told him if it was her she wouldn't be dashing strangers iphones and macbooks. he paid 7500 for "courier service" only to be asked to pay more as the items were in separate "packet "

he earns like 10k a mth

mine was mercy johnson,she told me that hv won a BB and that i shld call her manager and tell him that am her relative (imagin that?).
She also told me to pay 9500 naira for courier.(of course i knw dat if she cn give a BB free,sending it to me wuld nt b that expensive for her)
I kindly angreed
went to my fb option,located unfriend and then clicked it

bunmioguns:
naso one eediot tell me sey i don win 750000 for lacasera promo like say i play any game



e come gimme one uselesss number say make i call the person




i just laugh


dem never see their mugun


mo sharp baje

me 2. I wanted to call d number and hear wat d idiot hv to say bt i didnt want to waste my precious airtime

The song was sang in yoruba,with very little Eng.
You might be right.pls cn any yoruba person confirm if the Op is right?

Op.u sure say na dog i dey see so ?cos look like goat,sheep and even wolves

Chai .nne see politics inside football.sote couch come get power pass im employers
chai! Jonathan there is god o

I never knw their dad was stil alive because they hardly sang abt him

eightsin:
Got tired of reading half way.

me 2. Pls cn sb summarise it for me?

Stil searching......google..
Downloading answer......
Downloading 99%.....
Downloading failed.

I just wish this thread culd be on front page.

eskober:
u mean that girl wey dey sell groundnut under that mango tree down the street is not your girlfriend

no, bros hv repented

I dnt have a gf

I decided to close my nairaland account.i dont want to sound paranoid, but i was pretty sure people were following me.
Guys were liking me [gay alert]

Interesting

O boy see sycophancy,i never knew many people has such poetic talent
am a southerner,i dnt support any political party.To me Jonathan is the worst thing that have ever happened to Nigeria.
Truely,uhmm.let me use this day to reflect on the kidnapped sch girls and also on the hundreds of people dying daily due to insecurity in some part of the country
*in our mummys voice*

"johny na only u waka come,chai deris god o"

Jelo4kul:
FTC again. God what have I done to deserve this. twice in front page. Running naked on the street

so even in this mood u are stil celebrating FP? Let me describe u in one word "mad!"

This one is strong.shey na chinese soccer?

Pictures or it never happened

Us and their lie lie

olapluto:
Oh wow! what a great achievement by the GEJ administration. This is the what Nigerians have been yearning for!

u call this one achievement?
My God! What hv they done u? U cant even think straight anymore!