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So when he cycles, what next?

Very romantic but I don't understand why they take pics of such private moments, surely this is something for them only to enjoy

Therock5555:
Mine transpired justyesterday, I went to a strategic corner for my Geo212 exams when a dude ran in and begged me to sit at another position(we sat three in a row), he had arrived earlier and wrote enough answers under the desk. I gladly obliqued. The invigilator came in and shared the paper, I smartly removed my phone, put on data and opened Google, in just five minutes, all the answers were waiting for my consumption, the dude dubbed his while I did mine, soon he asked for a question number which I had already written down, I told him to copy, he refused claiming he wanted to dub directly from my phone.


I was angry since I had already erased my browsing history and put off my data, I pitied him and gave the phone to him, then he claimed he could not operate common android, I nearly head butted the idiat. I grabbed my phone and in anger I showed him that he was a porcupine, I answered my bbm messages, and took two selfies (yes u heard me right) and invigilator did not catch me. I pocketed my phone and went to submit like a boss. the dude was stunned.

After exams he hijacked my number and arranged business with me for tomorrow's paper. Now I don book four babes and two dudes Tomorrow.

*please don't try this stunt if you are not covered with the holy spirit

Guy nothing concern Holy Spirit and these your stunts o

fatdon2:
She looks like toolz younger sister, But too fat. She should hit the gym asap.

If you call her fat what will you call toolz then?

Glorified house boy

bebe2:
u r absolutely right.

i appologise if it sounded tribalistic,

i just felt the pple most affected were being silent on the issue.

Thumbs up missy, nothing do u, it's all good

bebe2:
Yes o, am sure those that were burnt alive didn't expect dat from the south africans.

An not saying fight or kill anyone, but stand up and he heard.

Let them too know we are not happy wit their actions.

If u disrupt the business of south africans in Nigeria they will complain to their embassy, from there their ambassador go here, e go tell their govt and action will start to roll.

I don't like being placid in the face of danger.

I'm with you on that but u didn't have to sound like a tribalist in your original post.
A Nigerian is a Nigerian, whether its a Benin man or Igbo man killed, its a NIGERIAN life, that's all that counts

Spy360:
So Bellerin is now rated above Debuchy, Coquelin above Ramsey, and Gabriel above Per? Chai! Chai! Chai!
Onu kwuru njo ga ekwu mma. The mouth that condemns will still return to praise.

Bellerin is fitter than Debuchy at the moment, Debuchy was struggling towards the end of that game due to match fitness, so its a no brainer to start Bellerin
Ramsey looked outta sorts yesterday, Coquelin's place in the team is not even debatable.
Gabriel v Per, whoever can hold Benteke should get the nod, my head says Gabriel but who knows.

As for Schezney, I think he should be sold come the end of the season, though the goal was not all his fault his cockiness is his greatest enemy, dude needs to put his head down and work on improving

bebe2:
see my benin brothers

BOLD AS BRASS,

and some other that will remain nameless will be bragging online

and na their pple plenty pass for there ooo.

Seriously, didn't expect this from you

gofyourself:
Entitled but it doesnt mean its correct and stating as its truth is..

I never said I was correct, just gave my own 2 cents

gofyourself:
They come back home to marry? Really how did u jump into this conclusion? Statistically proven?!

Statistics apply to figures, did I give out any figures in my statement?
I made a statement based on personal opinion (Everyone is entitled to one, right?), without giving any dodgy figures.

Orikinla:
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I did not make up the 77%?
WHO report and the following sources.
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I don't doubt bleaching is a problem but do you really believe 77%.
I would question how they derived their figures

Orikinla:
They still want them to have straight and wavy hair. That is why they spend millions on hair weave and extensions.

White/mixed race girls spend loads on sun cream lotion, tanning saloons and fake tans so that they can look darker, does that mean they want to be black?

I'm not an advocate of bleaching but to make statements like 77% of Nigerian girls spend money on skin lightening products is absurd.
Does your 77% include all the naturally light skinned Igbo, Calabar and Hausa fine girls?

Orikinla:
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Still not enough to reach that conclusion.
Yes, there is a lot of bleaching going on these days compared to a few years back but again you cannot say most black guys like light skinned girls.
Some guys don't really care what shade a girl comes in, some prefer them darker.

Are darker shade girls not getting married on the daily? The whole light skinned girl is just a trend, to say black men prefer them is statistically unproven.

Afterall Nigerians in diaspora leave all the oyibo/Latinas/mixed race girls and come back home to marry DARKER shade girls, how do those figures fit into your conclusion?

Orikinla:
Most black guys want their black girlfriends or wives to look like white chicks.

Rubbish, how did you reach this conclusion.
Did you sample the opinion of most black guys?

TheOtherview:
Hungry bloggers are getting more creative by the day

That's very detailed information for 5am in the morning

Someone showed off her dogs and you are looking at her breasts, i'm not a Tonto Dike fan but make una free the girl jare

Federal Mortgage building
Which mortgage do they give there sef, abi is it mortgage for the rich (A means of laundering money)

Anyway, I hope no one lost their life

Will someone tell this tribalist bigot that Yorubas also pirate movies too

What a bunch of jobless people

Good riddance, by the way take Maheeda with you

tonididdy:
Unbeleivable jona still getting upto 200thousand+ votes from the north






This abokiz are really really dumb



#now I really don't think I want a mallam to rule this country anymore

that's such a tribalistic statement, every man is entitled to vote for who he deems fit, irrespective of his tribe

ImBae:
Its extremely annoying, but Im growing used to it. You soon will too.

You shouldn't have to get use to it, as a consumer u should be able to opt out of these text messages

See FAT

Yungmilio2:
Absolutely right - not all courses is about the grade tin
Not about Read and pass
I
I might be a First class Computer science graduate and I might not be able to create a simple java program which a sec skul boy can do

Spot on

I agree with all but number 6, grades can sometimes be deceptive and may not tell an accurate tale about a graduate

Any other country would tap into these guys intellects to help create water tight financial security, our people use them as scape goats and let the real scammers (politicians) roam the streets free men