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But there is a machine to remove it na..guess she wasn't well informed about how to go about it.

So my friend is gone just like that.

Chai happy o, what on earth did u do o.

Though we were neighbours bck in school, but u became a sister to us, ur too caring and kind to leave this way. Why better people no dey last?

So this is how it all ended, ur on news for the wrong reason. This was never the plan, it ought to have been ur achievements in ur nascent business.

Heaven knows how much am gona miss u.the week has been so annoying since d news of ur demise.

R.I.P my dear friend, let God just grant u eternal rest till we meet again.



After all the fun we had, after all the jacking, after all the prayers. After all the jokes, the plans. Oh death..

My friend is gone o, just like that,

Chai, happy, so today ur on nairaland for the wrongest reason so long as I'm concern, this was never the plan.
As a neighbour u took care of me during our undergraduate days, we lived as one family, feed fro. One pot. Laughed together, ozioma suites wouldn't have been complete without u, likewise LSP, its really hard to bliv.this week has been so bad for me, of all people, just u...Happy nene chinda.
u converted me and made me see reasons why I should be closer to my creator.
Last time I saw u was on our convocation. Hoping to see u during Christmas. What a life. Empty we came, empty we'll go.
U wer a source of encouragement to many, u cared and showed love to every one u came across, a pure heart like u shouldn't leave this earth way too soon. Who will laff when I drop my jokes..

After all the struggle, after all the jackings, after all our prayers.
Today ur on nairaland for the wrong reason, it ought to have been ur achievements, won't be seeing u again like seriously.
R.I.P my dear friend, may the good Lord u served even unto your death grant u eternal rest in his bossom.

I know this animal, we hunted it back then when we were still kids, but I really don't know the English name... the animal is so harmless, it can climb needle, no matter how Tiny the thread is, this animal can climb it, and still be stable on it..

Actually thought they've gone on extinction, Nigerians we can eat like no man's business

Ok

Kip kip kip missing, ha yakubu........in Mi's voice

My uncle can help you o, this are some of the cases he likes, he has handled this kind severally and comes out victorious, he's a London trained lawyer with several years of practice even before I was born..

But he's based in portharcourt.

Here is my number, chat me up so I can give u his numb and details,
08160871668= trust me he's gonna help you out, he's a good man

So how will I meet up work, u just added more distance to my already existing daily long distance trekking...

Lobatan

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*OVERHEATING* is a major problem that increases the Running Cost of Vehicle and Heavy Duty Equipment owners .
The problem of Overheating could be External ie *Thermostat, Water Pump,Faulty Fan, Leakages From Hoses/Pipes, Faulty Radiator Pressure Caps, Bad Fan Belt, Censors, Loose Fan Belt etc.*
It can also be Internal, in which case attention would be in the *COOLING SYSTEM* ie *Radiator --- Water Hoses /Pipes --- Engine Block and Oil Cooler -- (in the case of Trucks,Trailers, Luxury Buses,Power Generators etc).* Unfortunately,present methods deployed to tackle this problem has not yielded the desired Results because the approach is Mechanical,Crude and Inefficient.Aside from poking through the Radiator Cells with a tiny Rod,to deblock the Cells and allow Cooling Water to flow through, the process is not clinical and conclusive because, Radiator is only one part of the problem.
The Water Channel around the Engine Block and Oil Cooler, where these Water Scales,Rust and Mud deposits Cake Up overtime and thus, Inhibit Efficient Heat Transfer in the System, is a greater Concern than just the Radiator.
Cleaning the Radiator alone without the Internal System will be Partial and Temporary.
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Application of Coolant in an already Scaled/Dirty Cooling System, will only suppress or partially remove the Heat in the system, since it will not have direct contact with the Heat Unit because of the scales that have caked up around it.
When a vehicle begins to consume more Fuel than normal, when it begins to Short Lube Oil frequently, when Fiber, Rubber and Plastic Covers Or Hoses/Pipes begins to Melt /Burn, when vehicle begins to loose water in a Traffic Situation etc, with or without Coolant in the system, it's an indication that the vehicle engine is already *Operating Above Designed Factory Temperature.*
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COMMON SENSE MYSTERIES

1- When you go to church today and feel the AC blowing through your wig into your skull, know that you are eating out of your tithe.…

2- when the bass guitarists, the keyboardist and other guys on the drums are delivering some good music during praise and you’re dancing everywhere and removing your coat, uncle, auntie, they pay those guys working for God, know that you are eating out of your tithe.

3- Most Sundays you don’t go to church because you depend on nepa to iron your clothes, it is the same thing in the house of God, we don’t depend on NEPA to power the church, we pay for fuel and diesel, so when you go to church today and enjoy uninterrupted worship, know that you are eating out of your tithe.…

4- If you go to church to charge your phones and you grudge about tithe, well, your case is different & serious . …

5- When we invite Pst Nathaniel Bassey to lead you in worship to our God, it is not his trumpet he will eat when he goes back home after ushering the Holy Ghost into your life with his ministration, it is not halleluyah challenge his landlord will eat, we give them minister’s gifts to support the work God is also doing through them, it is the meat that you have stored in God’s house that we use to feed them.

6-So when Travis Greene comes from the UK to raise the roof in praise and worship, dance very well because it is your tithe. "

7- Who deserves to live in lekki? The pastor that feeds you daily with God’s word or Timaya that adds nothing to your Christian faith? Who deserves to drive the best cars?

8- Your pastor glorifying God or Iyanya winding waist with naked women glorifying mammon? One witch somewhere will just be vexing for nothing that we are giving to advance the kingdom,

9- you grudge when asked to donate to a church project, you grudge when asked to pay tithe, you think it’s your squeezed 50naira that makes you comfortable in worship at church?

10- Witches campaigning for people not to pay tithe to God when they cheerfully pay Millions for a table for 5 at AY shows.

11- Witches!!!”
"The right perception to tithing"
(Please pause and read this)
I have tried so hard to avoid this tithing or no tithing debate, but It will be so ungrateful of me to keep quiet and watch some folk misunderstand a principle that gives me great peace.

12- I'm not going to quote a single scripture to defend this, if the Bible is too deep for us to understand, then maybe it is time we try common sense.

13- We don't tithe because we want to receive from God, we don't tithe to buy God's blessings, it is not a give and take something, it is not a trade by batter principle.

14- God's blessings and favours comes upon us in a million amazing ways without giving a penny, most times the blessings we hardly take notice, He just loves us, unconditionally, whether we are giving to Him or not.

15-He gave us Jesus without our consent, He sent His son at a time when we least deserved it, that's how much He has been giving to us without asking anything back in return.

16- I don't care about being under law, under grace or under mercy, I just love the Lord with all my heart, and with all that is within me.

17- I give back a tenth of all that He gives to me not in an attempt to provoke Him to do more, but to maintain my local assembly

18- I tithe to ensure that there is meat in His house. I understand that it is His duty to maintain the spiritual needs of His house, but since He has given me the capacity to contribute to the physical and material needs of His house, I WILL.

19- It will be an insult to go to church one day and learn that pastor couldn't come because he went to work so he can pay his children's school fees.

20- I tithe to make sure that my pastor's sermons are not influenced by hunger and lack.
It gives me great joy to know that my tithe contributes to the salaries of the staff working night and day in God's house.

21- I tithe to ensure that God's properties are protected while I sleep very well in my house. I don't want to come back next service day to learn that thieves have stolen the church microphones and generator because we cannot hire security guards to keep watch.

22- If driving a good car helps my pastor spread the gospel across many towns and cities, I will tithe for him to buy a private jet so that he can fly everywhere and spread the gospel faster.

23- I tithe to maintain His house.
I tithe to finance the gospel.
I refuse to allow the under law and under grace debate make God look complicated to me.

24- The Levite priests did not have electricity problem in their time, bad roads and traffic was not a problem to spreading the gospel, yet God's people were still giving to maintain God's house.

25- It's still the same today, different scenarios.
If living in Lekki will make my pastor beat traffic and come early for service I will tithe for him to buy a house there. If living in banana island will make him accessible to God's people I will tithe to make it happen.

26- I tithe so that the generator will never lack diesel. I tithe because it will be uncomfortable for me to worship God in the hot heat with someone who has body odour, I tithe for God's house to have a good AC.

27- I tithe to enjoy the same quality of music people enjoy in the clubs and bars. I tithe for the church to have a good sound system. I tithe for the church to afford professional instrumentalists and sound engineers to make my worship experience more exciting.

28- I tithe for the church to continue giving bobo and popcorn to our kids in the children's church.
If my tithe is helping the outreach department take care of the poor and needy I will keep tithing.

29- If my tithe contributes to the logistics that will fly Bishop TD Jakes down here to give me a different dimension of the Word, I will keep tithing.

30- If my tithe makes the gospel concerts and word conferences FREE, I will keep tithing.
I tithe not as a batter to receive, it is not a means of exchange, how much can i really pay? I tithe to keep His house running so that I can always run there to refill and recharge.

32- So whether it is old testament, new testament or future testament, it is our duty to maintain our local assembly, and this is why I tithe cheerfully.

33- The best news is that you cannot take care of God's house and live in lack. It all comes back to us in different ways, pressed down, shaken together, and rolling over.

It's just common sense guys, just common sense!
...copied

No body lasts forever on the throne of time....

That's all I can say..

No 1 can also outlive God

Maybe that's not the business God wants you to do, a times we need direction from God, but it does appear that we just use our instincts to do things, thinking probably that's God's voice...

Maybe that's not what he wants you to do, or maybe it's not yet time for the breakthrough u need from the business to come forth, so a little patience will help, u have to be resilient and resolute, by that I mean don't give up like that...to the point of making such a statement about God, knowing fully well, his ways are not like ours..

I feel for u seriously, but please it shouldn't get to the point of saying such a thing about him...

God doesn't need us for anything, but we need him for everything.[color=#990000][/color]

Jesse01:
lol you wanted to be the boss of ur own, u decided to committe everything to God and hope 4 d best, even thou, d business is not bringing profit, u should have venture to another businesses, since dis current one is not ur calling or dose not favour u.

I tot u will give a better ans....but u didn't.

COMMON SENSE MYSTERIES

1- When you go to church today and feel the AC blowing through your wig into your skull, know that you are eating out of your tithe.…

2- when the bass guitarists, the keyboardist and other guys on the drums are delivering some good music during praise and you’re dancing everywhere and removing your coat, uncle, auntie, they pay those guys working for God, know that you are eating out of your tithe.

3- Most Sundays you don’t go to church because you depend on nepa to iron your clothes, it is the same thing in the house of God, we don’t depend on NEPA to power the church, we pay for fuel and diesel, so when you go to church today and enjoy uninterrupted worship, know that you are eating out of your tithe.…

4- If you go to church to charge your phones and you grudge about tithe, well, your case is different & serious . …

5- When we invite Pst Nathaniel Bassey to lead you in worship to our God, it is not his trumpet he will eat when he goes back home after ushering the Holy Ghost into your life with his ministration, it is not halleluyah challenge his landlord will eat, we give them minister’s gifts to support the work God is also doing through them, it is the meat that you have stored in God’s house that we use to feed them.

6-So when Travis Greene comes from the UK to raise the roof in praise and worship, dance very well because it is your tithe. "

7- Who deserves to live in lekki? The pastor that feeds you daily with God’s word or Timaya that adds nothing to your Christian faith? Who deserves to drive the best cars?

8- Your pastor glorifying God or Iyanya winding waist with naked women glorifying mammon? One witch somewhere will just be vexing for nothing that we are giving to advance the kingdom,

9- you grudge when asked to donate to a church project, you grudge when asked to pay tithe, you think it’s your squeezed 50naira that makes you comfortable in worship at church?

10- Witches campaigning for people not to pay tithe to God when they cheerfully pay Millions for a table for 5 at AY shows.

11- Witches!!!”
"The right perception to tithing"
(Please pause and read this)
I have tried so hard to avoid this tithing or no tithing debate, but It will be so ungrateful of me to keep quiet and watch some folk misunderstand a principle that gives me great peace.

12- I'm not going to quote a single scripture to defend this, if the Bible is too deep for us to understand, then maybe it is time we try common sense.

13- We don't tithe because we want to receive from God, we don't tithe to buy God's blessings, it is not a give and take something, it is not a trade by batter principle.

14- God's blessings and favours comes upon us in a million amazing ways without giving a penny, most times the blessings we hardly take notice, He just loves us, unconditionally, whether we are giving to Him or not.

15-He gave us Jesus without our consent, He sent His son at a time when we least deserved it, that's how much He has been giving to us without asking anything back in return.

16- I don't care about being under law, under grace or under mercy, I just love the Lord with all my heart, and with all that is within me.

17- I give back a tenth of all that He gives to me not in an attempt to provoke Him to do more, but to maintain my local assembly

18- I tithe to ensure that there is meat in His house. I understand that it is His duty to maintain the spiritual needs of His house, but since He has given me the capacity to contribute to the physical and material needs of His house, I WILL.

19- It will be an insult to go to church one day and learn that pastor couldn't come because he went to work so he can pay his children's school fees.

20- I tithe to make sure that my pastor's sermons are not influenced by hunger and lack.
It gives me great joy to know that my tithe contributes to the salaries of the staff working night and day in God's house.

21- I tithe to ensure that God's properties are protected while I sleep very well in my house. I don't want to come back next service day to learn that thieves have stolen the church microphones and generator because we cannot hire security guards to keep watch.

22- If driving a good car helps my pastor spread the gospel across many towns and cities, I will tithe for him to buy a private jet so that he can fly everywhere and spread the gospel faster.

23- I tithe to maintain His house.
I tithe to finance the gospel.
I refuse to allow the under law and under grace debate make God look complicated to me.

24- The Levite priests did not have electricity problem in their time, bad roads and traffic was not a problem to spreading the gospel, yet God's people were still giving to maintain God's house.

25- It's still the same today, different scenarios.
If living in Lekki will make my pastor beat traffic and come early for service I will tithe for him to buy a house there. If living in banana island will make him accessible to God's people I will tithe to make it happen.

26- I tithe so that the generator will never lack diesel. I tithe because it will be uncomfortable for me to worship God in the hot heat with someone who has body odour, I tithe for God's house to have a good AC.

27- I tithe to enjoy the same quality of music people enjoy in the clubs and bars. I tithe for the church to have a good sound system. I tithe for the church to afford professional instrumentalists and sound engineers to make my worship experience more exciting.

28- I tithe for the church to continue giving bobo and popcorn to our kids in the children's church.
If my tithe is helping the outreach department take care of the poor and needy I will keep tithing.

29- If my tithe contributes to the logistics that will fly Bishop TD Jakes down here to give me a different dimension of the Word, I will keep tithing.

30- If my tithe makes the gospel concerts and word conferences FREE, I will keep tithing.
I tithe not as a batter to receive, it is not a means of exchange, how much can i really pay? I tithe to keep His house running so that I can always run there to refill and recharge.

32- So whether it is old testament, new testament or future testament, it is our duty to maintain our local assembly, and this is why I tithe cheerfully.

33- The best news is that you cannot take care of God's house and live in lack. It all comes back to us in different ways, pressed down, shaken together, and rolling over.

It's just common sense guys, just common sense!
...copied

Whenever u people like, u can pay me my money, but just know we are not ignorant of ur ulterior motives...
I just hope it doesn't exceed next week..

My pop yesterday was so low keyed, no money.

Una do quick make I nor provoke

1. Have respect for me and my family. Just be free with them.
2. Be goal driven, set targets, be able to key into my vision and also, idleness is not an option
3.don't demand too much, I know what to do cause Am not the stingy type. I don't need ur money cos it makes me feel am not man enough. Except on birthdays or once in a while when u feel u need to just get sth for it guy.
4. Am a jovial person..I like some1 that laffs a lot
5. Be educated or willing to be
6 be presentable, of course she should be able to cook, cos I don't know how to, and u don't expect me to be importing food outside.
7. Dont have any for now though, m taking my time to check, cos as soon as I find 1, am good to go with her to the alter.
8. Be God fearing, cos after all said and done we have to make heaven.

Please who can help help me retrieve my hacked Gmail account o....
I need help o seriously..

Your tithe is mearnt for tithing....

U can give to a begger but not your tithe...

You are wrong...





Please house I need help,
My mail was hacked 4 months ago..
Now my Facebook account has just been hacked.
Tried retrieving it, of course they will have to send a code to my mail. And at the moment I can't access the mail...
Please I need help, my fb account is 7years old..U can imagine the level of things I can't afford to loose..
Please hlp...

Hahahahahha....prison keh.
Hmmm imo state Mr Project

This guy doesn't know his styles are obsolete.... wetin baba do am now, ..

Please I have an important information to share on this platform...

Please how do I get this done..
Thanks

Like seriously, well noted..hope urs weren't squeezed