₦airaland Forum

People are very funny.
There's already an agreement between Atiku and Obi.
Atiku will support Obi to win the presidential election in 2027.
Mark my words.

BenedictAbajue:
I am seeing Ezurike Pharmacy on your receipt? Is that an Igbo word?

Nneka Ezurike Pharmacy Ltd.
That's Igbo language.
An Igbo person has the bus.

Why is DSTV Channel 43 not showing Arsenal match?

These fraudsters have reduced Christianity to laughing stock.

Time for Cheat mining.
All hands on deck!
I'm cooking something via VPN, e de rock wella but I no wan cast am yet.
Dem fit say them get sense

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Marygold told her husband everything his wife did with other men.
A good friend indeed.

wellmax:
Madam go and rest and face your job.

Na so Ireti Kingigbe drag with Wike she don tire now.

Go and face your duties for which you are paid for.

Some people are truly mentally unfit

The mediocre minister is a slowpoke, very stupid statement from a stupid person.
How can you say Nigeria is not at risk of food scarcity when everyone feels the economic pains posed by inflation of food prices as a result of food scarcity.
Useless Minister.

Useless government using pages of newspapers to reduce inflation.
I know it will come to this when the mediocre president said he would reduce inflation from 34.6 to 15 percent without saying how he would achieve it.
Now he is reducing it on the pages of newspapers.
How did the statistics come?

The economic challenges even got worse by this price increase.

This Nigeria no make sense again to me.
Does it mean that Nigerian Judicial System is faulty?
What is really wrong with Nigeria?
It seems the Judicial actors doesn't know the law.
Ambiguities in the constitution of Nigeria is confusing them.
The confusion is getting embarrassing....

But NNPC refused to deny the everyday news of them importing million of liters of PMS weekly.
What is really going on in Nigeria?
The thing tire me oo.
Na wa oo!

Iberiberism

The Lady is a Husband Snatcher!

He who angers you, conquers you.

AntiNigerian:
To go to the Gambia by road, this is how it goes;

If you're coming from Abuja, either you move to Sokoto and connect Niger Republic or you move to Lagos and connect with Cotonou.

If you connect Niger Republic from Sokoto, Follow this route;

From Very close to Agadez in South western Niger, Tell then you're going to Mali (Bamako) to be precise, it should take almost a day or 2 to reach Bamako , Máli. Make sure you've converted most of your ₦₦₦ to XOF (you'll need it for paying bribes on the road). Hold your international passport as well. You'll pay bribes at Burkina Faso and Bamako Mali as well. It doesn't just end there. At Bamako, Mali, tell them you're going towards the Senegal border, hold some XOF for bribes as well, if you can speak French, it's a plus for you. Once they take you close to the Senegal border, you'll enter a cab there that will take you inside Senegal, now board another cab or bus that will either take you to Dakar or if you wanna use the shortest route, then take a cab towards the Amdou Adjali Border (Senegambia border, border between Senegal and Gambia at the Eastern part of the Gambia) and enter, but at best, it's much better to use the Dakar→Banjul route (of which they go by sea) , so in Senegal, you'll pay bribes too, maybe XOF 7000 OR XOF 10000 before you'll be allowed to cross over to the Gambia by Ferry/Boat. At the Banjul port entry, you'll pay an equivalent of $20, which is about D1440 or thereabouts as the immigration will need to register you and from there, you can take a cab to go to where you want. Always use the yellow cabs, they are the general preferred ones that citizens use, the green cabs are a bunch of ripoffs who like to exploit tourists and foreigners.


Now, enough said, if you're going through Lagos route, use this information ;

From Lagos(depending on where you are, find a way and get to Ketu and enter from Ketu to Cotonou) , once in Cotonou, tell them you're going to Mali, they should charge at most XOF 22,000 now, so yes, keep your money converted to FCFA (XOF) because you'll need it to "settle men" on the road. From Benin Republic, they'll move you guys to Burkina Faso and if you're fast enough, you'll get to Bamako by midnight. If you didn't get to Bamako that day, then you'll sleep over at Ouagadougou or any other place in Burkina Faso.
Observe that the time on your phones will be changing from time to time dynamically. Once at Bamako, you'll settle both Burkina Faso and Malian immigration as well, then at Bamako, take a bus to carry you to the border close to Senegal, at that border, you'll use a cab to enter Senegal. Make sure you hold your passport and bribe money (e get why) , once you get to the Senegal border with Mali, you'll be asked to identify your nationalities and each nationality has how much bribe they'll pay. Nigerians will usually pay the highest, followed by Ghanaians. If you can speak French, it's a plus. Once you guys have been cleared at the border, you'll need to find a cab there to take you guys inside Senegal, if possible, either towards the Amdou Adjali Border (at the supposed Senegambia border) or you connect with Dakar and go to Banjul from there. If you use the Amdou Adjali Border, then you'll need to find a cab/bus and pay for them to take you to Banjul, Bijilo or Serrekunda. But if that's not the case, then you'll need to get to Dakar and use a ferry to enter Banjul. Like I said, you'll pay bribes in Senegal (about 2 times, and one in the Gambia upon entry)

The amount you'll pay in Senegal at the first border and at Dakar will vary between XOF 7000- XOF 12,000 (If you can speak French, then you can price with them). At the Gambia, make sure you've converted some XOF to D, because you'll need it. You will need to hold like D4000 or more before entering the country. So from Banjul, take a cab and tell them the hotel or place you're going to. Make sure it's the yellow cabs. Green cabs are mostly a rip off.

And also in the Gambia, shine your eyes properly. Activate your street adaptive OS, e get why. No go Mezebu, make dem no carry your passport run, because some fake people who will want to claim they are immigration and they want to see your passport will end up running away with it. If they ask for it, request to see their badge and details and everything about them and don't hand over your passport easily to them, until you go to their office and see for yourself. Na so people dey take loss their passport for Gambia. Whether you're coming from the sea or by air, guide your passport, because even fake immigration dey airport(but you fit no know).

So yes, this is how to get to the Gambia by land. It takes approximately 3-5 days to reach the Gambia by land from Nigeria. Thank you.

Nwanne abeg abeg make we talk destus2030@gmail.com. Biko.

I have Screen damaged Samsung Galaxy S20 for sale.
Buy and fix the screen.

The Coroner Magistrate, Mikhail Kadiri killed the woman with his corruption ridden judgement.
I wish the dead can fight or kill those that killed them.
The Magistrate collected bags of money and delivered the worst judgment ever.
He will never go unpunished!

They have messed the economy more. useless people with headless chicken as Governor. Square pegs in round holes.

Useless people with headless chicken as Governor. Square pegs in round holes.

HIV

Ernesthugo:
ASSNAL GO COLLECT

This one sef no sabi spell Arsenal

MrAmbrose:
And that brings me to the conclusion that the leaders are very well disorganised, they know exactly what they're doing.

It's indeed a game plan by those in government to use the names of their families, relatives and friends to divert the N75B.

CodeTemplarr:
90% of reforms will be hijacked out of the 10% the propaganda machine crew are touting as 100% on media. That leaves few APC loyalists as the benefitting 1% the world is programmed to see as Nigerians.

We need revolution for this continent.

It's terrible, first they made hundreds of thousands of applicants spend their money, went through a lot of stress in applying for same loan through a flopped website under Dr Doris Anite Uzoka's Ministry of Trade and Investment which she promised and postponed disbursement for three time without disbursement.
After keeping people waiting for the disbursement that never happened, they closed the site and she was moved to the Ministry of Finance for State.
They moved the N75B FEDERAL GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION LOAN to BOI and Dr Doris Anite Uzoka came on her Twitter handle to disassociate herself from the N75B.
Now the Bank of Industry created another portal for same N75B which no one can now fully access after 7 days of creation and they are saying the deadline for application is close.
One would wonder the rationale behind the game play from the former Minister of Trade and Investment and Bank of Industry.
It's a shame.

For over a week now, Bank of Industry created a portal for the N75b Federal Government Intervention Loan which hundreds of thousands of people have been trying to apply for but same Bank of Industry has deliberately made the portal unaccessible in a move to divert the fund made to reduce the pain of economic hardship on businesses.
When you try to visit the portal, it opens for individuals to register with CAC number, email address, phone number etc, but after that page, one can not login to fill the required information and upload the required documents to qualify for the loan.
It's a desperate move by officials of Bank of Industry to deceive the government and the people so that they will divert the loan with names of their family members and friends.
The government should therefore look into this and bring everyone involved in this dangerous plot to book.

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Can we tell this slowpoke that what international market force determine is price of CRUDE OIL and not price of PMS.

ALTERNATEID:
Atiku should shut the fvck up. Things are hard no doubt we all know why. Marker forces will determine the price of PMS going forward as advocated by all sensible economist.

The war in the Middle East between Israel and her neighbors have pushed up the price of crude oil and we can’t be isolated like the rest of the world. If crude prices get down, PMS price will go down as well. Market forces and nothing else.

The alternative is to borrow money to pay subsidy and that’s a no no. The subsidy regime is gone for good.

"EXCESSIVE INFLATION"
Kikikikiki!
Starlink is not wrong at all.
The government should be blamed for messing up the economy.

Has anyone been Verified on the federal government palliative loan website??

Please indicate if you have been verified?