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Fabulocity:
Why are you franking your face ?

Buhari sef,

and DG kaza knew all these and yet failed to start on time.

Meanwhile my neighbours precious 3 year old son was just kidnapped yesterday evening by unknown cyclists

#sad

Chriswazo:
Some schools in Nigeria sabi whine, my friend wey just finished her Hnd a couple of months back (either July or August) in one polytechnic wey d Bauchi state will be serving with this year Batch B while d supposed "big unis" go d give flimsy excuses, rubbish!

That's Nigeria for you, disparity in everything

IT IS 5 DAYS LEFT FOR THE ONLINE PRINTING OF CALLUP LETTER
IT IS ALSO 8 DAYS LEFT TO START NYSC B16 ORIENTATION

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danemenike - Greycious
chumaster - aBbiie25 - coyy - y0rmee - Mohsaaf - armanni

toshino4real - kayusely - vikky014 - adebrave1 - kennethokey - Mcmooney - battoyyeb - deb26 - gabrielmorinho - pweetybhy
- monniyi - Jamie1 - sonymax16 - abdurrazaq

Edemab - ChuxMyk - Taeewo - LauraNicky - Dream2 - flimsy2 - girlvyr - Lukema - rolaniyonu - HDT13 - hadibaba - AnyiBest247 - badmus306 - Lordtrailz

ruthobaz - Eduwalter - Misskaycee21 - yuzed - Chibzu - Coolduce91 - Paulbabu - dnatz - Cashcard1 - tenderblaze - SplendidE - Uzy47 - Mimo1 - DexxyAlebs

mizzkweenbee - EUEDOSA - Manus17 - Kellysam - Dopebibs04 - kapable75 - sas101 - climate10 - deylex77 - BlizzydoDo - shina101 - Juliet05 - clentuzbaba - kingzy4pep

edbor - Missmossy - klassd - SHEEGO2015 - abdulsemiu02 - iphemama - Odoemacyril - Adebammm - scorpiogal - Themmy90 - tosinwill - gpranky - omoikea - Johnklein

kgdavid - gentilityndu - doctormoh - koolsnoop2 - Mosipeterz - kraspo - hanubarbie -- Dottune - amusbe - franceswasky - Omobolaji20 - Muzikluva - patty2014 - Majikals

wadanki - anunimus - Ramon92 - desy24444 - Twerky101 - StarryV - Ogochukwu67 - donoti23 - b5ive - ussybaba - lekeling04 - ArcTammy - nibrainengine

Mzonajin1 - ecmb - kingchukwudi - williamdorcas - kozykid - mistayeancah - iyke1989 - aliyuyusuf - drered - JohnQueen - chukagodwin - ufondunenye - ObiOgechi

mizthorlu - kwynette - lonepair - unlimitedesq - sapien - rmdayo - mbanonwanyi - bussieboi - Osmond4 - Nwonye1 - immv - joshuachuks93 - razaq2ndey

mayorjohnholt - SFTW - lagboy - sheunfemix - missbeebee - PrestraphD - AMAKAVIOLA - vwegbajoe - khalifahsparkles - Novarae - Tiannah95 - Abacharles - vikaddy

mikky234 - Naijafox - Bobxin - MropeEleniyan00 - Dotman2210 - chuksp09 - PHATE007 -Temmyloluwah - chalsixtus - Seunme2u - 12dave - Omotoyecable

jessysparkles - favored11 bokunrawo - Jroy - jokeydamson - francobaresi - jhidey08 - shebosss - Fweshlee - Ramanto - Mzshyshy - franugo - EndyGodwin

yinkaogunbode - nicetboy - prettiepearlz - baib - AkranJide88 - ibroh22 - teabanj - Anuoluwaposimi - schullten - Oluwadamilorlah - Ruemufaith - Viscosity

cuterichy - temilolami1 - dipson546 - kissley - Rebekkah - elgizzyuplifted - carik - Legenduq - Greatness366 - SirHenry105 - Mcee96 - eme40rald - Skiberg

callmemercy - Jung - Uricas - Johnkay1 - Kylekent59 - Philinho -- Freduntu - abat4real37 - Fsandy - gabby227 - jamieporsche90 - holymayor5 - Vhalentino09 - AndyAustin

Chiboy429 - Ofin11 - MarcusGarvey - trackdavid - tpip
Kellyharris - engees02 - Charlyb007 - Holuwhaseun01 - ianmak - Donvitalis

Yunisa001 - williamdorcas - Urommarkey - Honeywell - Tunjihadeshelay - HateU2 - aydeluxe - Ruby65 - LegendaryArnold - djgreenland

Zibi5 - kenontop - jaycaster - bmcariyo - Daphoenix007 - Rhay baeoflife - DisturbNot - HaqBrook - ojaydedon - elisbabs499 - cruzydal - RANGO23 - Muyadek - Klassd

babatunde2990 - Omaai - Kelechi2020 - beejay722 - WizyJ88 - radiokilla - honeybell - justcallmenuel - freddie82 - Nzeh12 - klarge44

juliuscarter - Kristaps85 - jauntty - temixperia - comradebode - oluwafemtos - ajilay - jwax - Mightyleks - amyvals - DanBJ - olumode9

temmylee - ndubueze92 - toshino4real - queenasasili - Linduzik - isholamedoo - AustinXchibuike - ardeypearlz - chiobysyk - sleekshady - 2abet - actorlee007 - carexy

Alochigozie - simply29ice - ifemi25 - RHEWBENYT - RETROSHAWTY - orebear - oluwaseun239 - CharlesOFR - charlek1 - Adonike - ridd010

KIzeology - awesomesossy - FroshPapie - sholamat - zakir007 - handsomecole - ELAFRIS - Besea - kellyharris - HoneySpicy - taophykjackson

Nanip - teddyzico - quadri04 - sammie026 - hardeyincah - templenyong - Mrukk - iamprotocol - Afesmile - Funkeadeoye - Navar - Habat

Yinkhar - Bestie0309 - showgolee - Aze16 - Badtenglish - yhenny - eemalex - joephemzyz - Toba2009 - Lovren - khayejo - freshboy88 - Ansellotty - RANSOBAYO50 - Mykel - Nanaman

Trila01 - pheforusty - abiodunalasa - arowtop - Bigromeo - Shigellah - BukkyDan - arcnomec - Firstgentleman1 - Mekailo - guruvicawelt - orihnma - hyzich - doludanny - Yourstruly16 - williamdorcas - Lechkan

LBlessing - joscotea - olusolaideal - Teaser4 - dbshaywhy - LolliCane - BCMI - Haychay - kingzic - dawtune - Mohdeevah - pcaliphate - Impulse80 - Colemanz - Plutoboss - godziller06 - Solphiequeen

kinggenesis - Orizon - kcy - simplyjamo - Biibe - Elderniercri - Aom4u2c - Kylaperky23 - Heeyhun - funsho75 - Afrok - Temibabie - Joice21 - senrino - iAmHelen - Kurupt01 - kiziitokennel

felix1408 - aibonous - maranatha04 - BabaIbo - LarrySmiles01 - mcmind - Danmaikifi - IDU0416 - Bigromeo - estherGarba - STRETCH22

Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned
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monniyi:
huh

yes huh

chalsixtus:
reliable & unreliable source some persons always hear things when your village people whisper give you no carry am come Graceland

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una no go give me high blood pressure never !
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awon reliable source carry your source(sauce) chop pounded yam we no want !
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oga y0rmme oga chumaster oga justifiedcoyy I greet una good morning

Good morning boss

aBbiie25:
Hmm

kedu ife na-esi gi

monniyi:
bro pls, how sure are we that you are not your own source?, cos u just assumed that nysc will extend camp date cos they extended reg date...

Im sure you assumed also that you will go with stream 2, u can go with stream 2 no one is disputing that fact, but leave me outta it, and maybe some other pple too.

#stream1 #oceans1

seconded...thirded and fourthed

dipson546:
Bros wetin dey smell naa, u mess for yourself for there ?

rumours everywhere, people no dey rest

Vikky014:
tnx honey

anyday bae

jhidey08:
U know they extended the date for registration with 3days, and that 28th is on Monday.

in other words you are the one who coined that 28th based on your presumption and not really from nysc.

hmmmmmmm!

Wao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After 3 weeks finally

ibroh22:
tweet @nysc_ng,they will reply your tweet but it may take time(hours sha),,,this one pass my head

cc
c humaster

ju stifiedcoyy

walahi this one pass me.

ibroh22:
seconded,,,,me can't stay at home anymore

no time bro, that was a right move at the wrong time. He might not understand. Maybe he is a 2016 graduate

en0uwem:
Oga ooooo, believe me, this is the kind of mentality that other batches had (let's leave important things and move to camp quickly). At the end of the day, they were all cursing nysc, crying, wailing, and praying to finish nysc soon (the same nysc that they were clamouring for).

Let us not make that same mistake that they did. The time to act is now!

28 is already here. There is no sign of getting the budget ready by Dec yet. We still have time. I can't stay another year biko. Trust me this not abt serving but all about moving our lives out of stagnant position Nations demand has placed it on

en0uwem:
Lol.. Fear fear

U don't want to hear stream 2

you see people who are looking for reasons to reduce the current number of B16 mobilised pcms and you want to hand them an excuse on a platter of gold.

I move a motion to suspend this move till 28th Nov.

Adesuwag:
yes. Some camps do provide too.

I am going with my own mosquito net biko

en0uwem:
Thank you very much

but eeh, I think we should enter camp first, register before we start that. yOrmee and coyy will understand why I said so

en0uwem:
The earlier we start protesting about the increment in alawee, the better.
If not, well, lemme leave that to your own imagination...

+ think you are right, if we are to agitate for increment it should be now that they are still preparing the 2017 budget else nothing atall

Kbs468:
The thread is presently not doing badly though

you are right

IT IS 6 DAYS LEFT FOR THE ONLINE PRINTING OF CALLUP LETTER
IT IS ALSO 9 DAYS LEFT TO START NYSC B16 ORIENTATION

GREETINGS
How to vote for my sister's in the Etisalat flash fiction
1) it appears it is easier to vote on the computer rather than on a mobile phone.
2) Click the link below. make sure you are logged in on Facebook on the system you are using
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3) if any security issue springs out, click advance and you'll see a link that says "proceed to prize . etisalat . com. ng anyway"
click this link and you'll access the site
4)click on the vote icon. Doing this will link your Facebook account and bring out a pop up message. click the "continue as......" link.
5)voting requires some persistence. the link will reply by saying, 'please try again later'.
either you refresh or click the Etisalat link again and then click the voting links again
6) you have voted when you get the response, 'You have already voted. Thank you.
7) if you are using a mobile phone, copy the link above and paste on your phone browser, not opera, chrome or ucweb. You'l see a blue module with thumb on it, click on the tumb and login to ur facebook or accept the facebook user data terms.

a) Use internet explorer. it will bring a response "There are problems with security certificates for this page". Just click continue.
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c) chrome, UC, and Opera mini browsers will bring a page that suggests security issues, click on the advance link and proceed to site. you will need to ignore the
message 'this site is unsafe"; then follow steps 4,5,6.
God bless you!

Cc
danemenike - Greycious
chumaster - aBbiie25 - coyy - y0rmee - Mohsaaf - armanni

toshino4real - kayusely - vikky014 - adebrave1 - kennethokey - Mcmooney - battoyyeb - deb26 - gabrielmorinho - pweetybhy
- monniyi - Jamie1 - sonymax16 - abdurrazaq

Edemab - ChuxMyk - Taeewo - LauraNicky - Dream2 - flimsy2 - girlvyr - Lukema - rolaniyonu - HDT13 - hadibaba - AnyiBest247 - badmus306 - Lordtrailz

ruthobaz - Eduwalter - Misskaycee21 - yuzed - Chibzu - Coolduce91 - Paulbabu - dnatz - Cashcard1 - tenderblaze - SplendidE - Uzy47 - Mimo1 - DexxyAlebs

mizzkweenbee - EUEDOSA - Manus17 - Kellysam - Dopebibs04 - kapable75 - sas101 - climate10 - deylex77 - BlizzydoDo - shina101 - Juliet05 - clentuzbaba - kingzy4pep

edbor - Missmossy - klassd - SHEEGO2015 - abdulsemiu02 - iphemama - Odoemacyril - Adebammm - scorpiogal - Themmy90 - tosinwill - gpranky - omoikea - Johnklein

kgdavid - gentilityndu - doctormoh - koolsnoop2 - Mosipeterz - kraspo - hanubarbie -- Dottune - amusbe - franceswasky - Omobolaji20 - Muzikluva - patty2014 - Majikals

wadanki - anunimus - Ramon92 - desy24444 - Twerky101 - StarryV - Ogochukwu67 - donoti23 - b5ive - ussybaba - lekeling04 - ArcTammy - nibrainengine

Mzonajin1 - ecmb - kingchukwudi - williamdorcas - kozykid - mistayeancah - iyke1989 - aliyuyusuf - drered - JohnQueen - chukagodwin - ufondunenye - ObiOgechi

mizthorlu - kwynette - lonepair - unlimitedesq - sapien - rmdayo - mbanonwanyi - bussieboi - Osmond4 - Nwonye1 - immv - joshuachuks93 - razaq2ndey

mayorjohnholt - SFTW - lagboy - sheunfemix - missbeebee - PrestraphD - AMAKAVIOLA - vwegbajoe - khalifahsparkles - Novarae - Tiannah95 - Abacharles - vikaddy

mikky234 - Naijafox - Bobxin - MropeEleniyan00 - Dotman2210 - chuksp09 - PHATE007 -Temmyloluwah - chalsixtus - Seunme2u - 12dave - Omotoyecable

jessysparkles - favored11 bokunrawo - Jroy - jokeydamson - francobaresi - jhidey08 - shebosss - Fweshlee - Ramanto - Mzshyshy - franugo - EndyGodwin

yinkaogunbode - nicetboy - prettiepearlz - baib - AkranJide88 - ibroh22 - teabanj - Anuoluwaposimi - schullten - Oluwadamilorlah - Ruemufaith - Viscosity

cuterichy - temilolami1 - dipson546 - kissley - Rebekkah - elgizzyuplifted - carik - Legenduq - Greatness366 - SirHenry105 - Mcee96 - eme40rald - Skiberg

callmemercy - Jung - Uricas - Johnkay1 - Kylekent59 - Philinho -- Freduntu - abat4real37 - Fsandy - gabby227 - jamieporsche90 - holymayor5 - Vhalentino09 - AndyAustin

Chiboy429 - Ofin11 - MarcusGarvey - trackdavid - tpip
Kellyharris - engees02 - Charlyb007 - Holuwhaseun01 - ianmak - Donvitalis

Yunisa001 - williamdorcas - Urommarkey - Honeywell - Tunjihadeshelay - HateU2 - aydeluxe - Ruby65 - LegendaryArnold - djgreenland

Zibi5 - kenontop - jaycaster - bmcariyo - Daphoenix007 - Rhay baeoflife - DisturbNot - HaqBrook - ojaydedon - elisbabs499 - cruzydal - RANGO23 - Muyadek - Klassd

babatunde2990 - Omaai - Kelechi2020 - beejay722 - WizyJ88 - radiokilla - honeybell - justcallmenuel - freddie82 - Nzeh12 - klarge44

juliuscarter - Kristaps85 - jauntty - temixperia - comradebode - oluwafemtos - ajilay - jwax - Mightyleks - amyvals - DanBJ - olumode9

temmylee - ndubueze92 - toshino4real - queenasasili - Linduzik - isholamedoo - AustinXchibuike - ardeypearlz - chiobysyk - sleekshady - 2abet - actorlee007 - carexy

Alochigozie - simply29ice - ifemi25 - RHEWBENYT - RETROSHAWTY - orebear - oluwaseun239 - CharlesOFR - charlek1 - Adonike - ridd010

KIzeology - awesomesossy - FroshPapie - sholamat - zakir007 - handsomecole - ELAFRIS - Besea - kellyharris - HoneySpicy - taophykjackson

Nanip - teddyzico - quadri04 - sammie026 - hardeyincah - templenyong - Mrukk - iamprotocol - Afesmile - Funkeadeoye - Navar - Habat

Yinkhar - Bestie0309 - showgolee - Aze16 - Badtenglish - yhenny - eemalex - joephemzyz - Toba2009 - Lovren - khayejo - freshboy88 - Ansellotty - RANSOBAYO50 - Mykel - Nanaman

Trila01 - pheforusty - abiodunalasa - arowtop - Bigromeo - Shigellah - BukkyDan - arcnomec - Firstgentleman1 - Mekailo - guruvicawelt - orihnma - hyzich - doludanny - Yourstruly16 - williamdorcas - Lechkan

LBlessing - joscotea - olusolaideal - Teaser4 - dbshaywhy - LolliCane - BCMI - Haychay - kingzic - dawtune - Mohdeevah - pcaliphate - Impulse80 - Colemanz - Plutoboss - godziller06 - Solphiequeen

kinggenesis - Orizon - kcy - simplyjamo - Biibe - Elderniercri - Aom4u2c - Kylaperky23 - Heeyhun - funsho75 - Afrok - Temibabie - Joice21 - senrino - iAmHelen - Kurupt01 - kiziitokennel

felix1408 - aibonous - maranatha04 - BabaIbo - LarrySmiles01 - mcmind - Danmaikifi - IDU0416 - Bigromeo - estherGarba - STRETCH22

Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned
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Kbs468:
I did withdrew actually but now set for 24th

and kept on a low key. I can imagine what this thread would have been like if you were with us all these while.

Dottune:
Oshey Baddest! I no go just like do any kind punishment at all

this shows the kind of sec sch you attended(those schs that don't have enough space where students wait for the sound of bell before they can sleep or wake up )
bro though my sch was a mission sch but the kind space and land wey dem get eeh, I am very sure that I cut grass atleast once a week

na for the school dem dey manufacture diff kind of punishments.

Our entire class did one capentary punishment like that, it was in the sch that I learnt how to mix mortar for bricklaying through punishment

Rebekkah:
@chum



lovely morning brov

I am damn sure you aren't new to that kind of punishment
Happy morning, how was your night?

Kbs468, what happened? I thought you went with batch A

en0uwem:
Shay we resemble tata for your face? Easy with the lies bro

I no laugh

Dottune:
Bros you call those ones small punishment -_-
Is OK

forget, it's sitting under the sun that I'l consider as inhumane, others are nothing

Rebekkah:
ON/BEFORE OK!
not unless you want to receive military red eyes and brain config.

there's no brain config in camp, Soldiers dare not touch corp members.

Na small punishment like sitting under the sun, neglect, jump like nwa awo, press up;