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PoliticsRe: 2019: Adamawa Government Reveals Atiku's Presidential Ambition by chumaster(m): 2:47pm On Nov 13, 2016
mbjsuki:
Simply because I'm not or does not like the idea of him going for presidency makes me a support of "Lord Buhari"?
That makes me an "hypocrite"?
You need your brain and thoughts formatted!
You will need to forgive me.
Even if you're his relation, for God's sake, always use your brain not your ass to think.
Your response irritates me. It's disgusting.
"Lord buhari" "hypocrites"?
You need deliverance. Please seek help.
na so e pain you reachhuh

On point I am thencheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 2:43pm On Nov 13, 2016
Presido95:
please I have my school ID card and my certificate, do I still need my statement of result for camp registration?
cert and ID is enough
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:27am On Nov 13, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
u want to redeem him?
find a way of taking him to rehab. grin
it hasn't reached to that level o
PoliticsRe: 2019: Adamawa Government Reveals Atiku's Presidential Ambition by chumaster(m): 9:19am On Nov 13, 2016
mbjsuki:
Was the book closed before?
It's been opened since awaiting this day he declare his intention.
This guy wants to consolidate his greed.
My question to this guy is,Is it a most for him to rule?
How do you full a cup that's full? He has stolen enough for him, his generation and those yet unborn, what else does he want?
This is greed at work and he is walking and working towards his own destruction.
But your Lord buhari even after his reign as a military man, in PTDf, he wasn't satisfied that he had to contest again for 4 consecutive times.

Smh for your likes (hypocrites)
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:07am On Nov 13, 2016
arcnomec be struggling with quoting like...

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:02am On Nov 13, 2016
y0rmee:
grin


Show me your friend...
bros forget o, I was very disappointed seeing him in that state; Dude was so brilliant during our post-primary days and he was very good in artistry. Not happy he joined bad gang afterwards but I need not avoid him na. He is still my old friend. Hope I can redeem him. sad

his question wasn't funny to me at all yesterday.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:56am On Nov 13, 2016
ibroh22:
u self know
cheesywink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:55am On Nov 13, 2016
browniecay:
Osogbo weed at work... Ask him if knows the latest track of Dagrin...Pls do well to ask him if Micheal Jackson will be coming for his birthday party as planned.
wicket!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:55am On Nov 13, 2016
Haychay:
cheesy cheesy cheesy


I don tell u na seh stop smoking ondo, Oshogbo, Ibadan weed, them SW weed dy mad gan, that is how I saw 1 dude sweeping Lagos Ibadan expressway grin
shocked na trunk the dude smoke no be even pipe nor weed sef grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:51am On Nov 13, 2016
kapable75:
chumaster please remind them of their current form
hmmm, today is Sunday, the form is better off unreminded grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:49am On Nov 13, 2016
kapable75:
E really pain you no be small tongue
I know how you feel sha, e get this time wey we dey drag go slay page (page 300 i guess). God come help make y0rmee ba3 come die, i come dey rejoice like person wey pick egg. From no where, chumaster just paste graceland register gbam, open the page come dey feel himself lik filling-bottle. The thing pain me but i just smile like say nothing happen. so bro, just take a chill pill and you will see that your condition will be better tongue
e pain am! cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
chalsixtus:
I go election for my village four days ago ,,
Election for Village headhuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:32pm On Nov 12, 2016
ibroh22:
where are all this ladies now,,,this place is boring without you gals now,,,one guy don dey smell chumaster's boxers now,,,,they are playing with 14yrs,,,,make una enta thread biko
cc
sharliz
Abbiie25
mzshyshy
yhenny
Cashmyles
tosinwill
bestie0309
who else,,,I don forget o
It is finished! undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2016
Haychay:
The lord told me grin
as he tolded TB J shocked
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2016
y0rmee:
so u dey try say na only boxer Chumaster dey always wear Everytime!

our girls are not safe niyen oo!
Bring em to my coffers fa, make I protect them!
undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m):
THE QUESTIONNAIRE


1. Describe your true personality in real life.
Introvert; very shy, but otherwise when I get to know you

2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
To get info, enjoy my time and exhibit some online craze

3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Blessing; I associated with people of diff ethnic background though online

4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
justifiedcoyy, Lordtrailz, aBbiie25, Posimii, Chuxmyk, Rebekkah, ....everybody

4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
AkwaIbom

5. Why the state?
I am hydrophobic, want to be the opposite

6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
active fa

7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
justifiedcoyy, Anambra; dude don't want to go beyond SW, he need to do it by force

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?
Self fulfilment

GRACELAND AWARDS

NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.

Please write the moniker right after the award category


Best Friend:whomever that is online and all Magnificient Liverpool fans

Most Handsome:Chumastercheesy

Most beautiful:Lauranicky, MzOnajin1,posimii, novaera, carexy but I choose aBbiie25 smiley

Most gentle (male):mcmooney

Most gentle (female):ruthobaz; God will surprise you

Most Intelligent(male):kapable75 for this idea but you no near me wen it comes to using number6 o grin

Most Intelligent(female)aBbiie25

Most funny justifiedcoyy, chiefojiji, haychay, but I choose yOrmee

Most inspiring:Dream2; the guy sef undecided

Most annoying (male)see kapable75 see wengergrin , but that TheSenator eeh; dude brought out a little of bitterness in posimii shocked

Most annoying (female)I dey enjoy Rebekkah annoyance shacheesy but that january pissed me off angry

Your crush aBbiie25

Your love gringrin

Most daring personality Posimii

Ever online (male)y0rme

Ever online (female)Posimii

Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most)Justifiedcoyy

Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most)aBbiie25
Gracelander I am fond of Rebe Rebe grin


I met my sec school classmate for the ist time since 2009 today smoking weed, we greeted and laughed as old friends then comes the shocking question; 'I hear say one of the presido wey rule Nija before wey him name na abacha. Dem tell me say him die this morning, na true? shockedshocked
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2016
chalsixtus:
lol. mmm z real best tin after sliced bread

.

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baba chumaster I hail thee how hv you been .? longtime ,,,,,,bn busy man gats hustle to buy white knickers ni
Bros I am fine o, where have you beenhuh


Who told you that it's knickers that we will buyhuh
You'd better go and buy your own white peteri grin


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Page dedicated to Super eagles sha
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:04pm On Nov 12, 2016
Haychay:
cheesy
Yr subconscious fa, it can lie ohhh grin
aw du u noohuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 9:01pm On Nov 12, 2016
y0rmee:
keep running ehn... very soon, you go compete with Ussain bolt!
*rolls left eyeball*
Omo! You get tennis ball for eye o shocked
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:58pm On Nov 12, 2016
mightyleks:
*Pulls his boxers then let go boxers too doti
shockedshocked
I cover my nyash with the blood of ...Infact, will change my plan and attend service tomoro for you; Bishop must hear this
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:55pm On Nov 12, 2016
Ramanto:
AT LAST I DIDN'T GET MOBILISED, NOBODY WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT IN MY DEPARTMENT THOUGH. ALL THANKS TO THE DEPARTMENT, AND MY EXAM OFFICER IN PARTICULAR..

WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST
hold your head upright bro, it's not the end.

Gutted for yousad
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 7:22pm On Nov 12, 2016
I am beginning to believe in this MMM undecided













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Moses, Mikel, Moses
grin
*runs outa tred
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 7:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
Haychay:
Chaii see wat recession is causing, too much of ijebu garri cheesy, where did u see bootball now cheesy cheesy grin
my subconscious cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:18pm On Nov 12, 2016

IT IS 9 DAYS LEFT FOR THE ONLINE PRINTING OF CALLUP LETTER
IT IS ALSO 12 DAYS LEFT TO START NYSC B16 ORIENTATION


GREETINGS
How to vote for my sister's in the Etisalat flash fiction
1) it appears it is easier to vote on the computer rather than on a mobile phone.
2) Click the link below. make sure you are logged in on Facebook on the system you are using
https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=426
3) if any security issue springs out, click advance and you'll see a link that says "proceed to prize . etisalat . com. ng anyway"
click this link and you'll access the site
4)click on the vote icon. Doing this will link your Facebook account and bring out a pop up message. click the "continue as......" link.
5)voting requires some persistence. the link will reply by saying, 'please try again later'.
either you refresh or click the Etisalat link again and then click the voting links again
6) you have voted when you get the response, 'You have already voted. Thank you.
7) if you are using a mobile phone, copy the link above and paste on your phone browser, not opera, chrome or ucweb. You'l see a blue module with thumb on it, click on the tumb and login to ur facebook or accept the facebook user data terms.

a) Use internet explorer. it will bring a response "There are problems with security certificates for this page". Just click continue.
b) proceed to the page and click on the vote icon, follow step 4, 5 and 6.
c) chrome, UC, and Opera mini browsers will bring a page that suggests security issues, click on the advance link and proceed to site. you will need to ignore the
message 'this site is unsafe"; then follow steps 4,5,6.
God bless you!

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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2016
Haychay:
y0rmee come and see cheesy grin
He said bootball not football tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:07pm On Nov 12, 2016
BabaIbo:
imagine o...
grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:06pm On Nov 12, 2016
mightyleks:
what? i didn't see a thing o infact i wasn't here
undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 4:04pm On Nov 12, 2016
aBbiie25, you got me blushingwink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 12:54pm On Nov 12, 2016
mightyleks:
Instead of credit to babaibo e dash am to yormee pele o babaibo na quoting cuz am and e clear her mind dey somewhere else
grin so you too saw it?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2016
guruvicawelt:
fourth choice is not a bad ideal for choosing people who reg on d first daygrin dats ma actual choice.. i chose it dat way cus A16 frnd told me dats what dey gave him and he reg on d first day.. buh i still think its random sha. buh i pray for luck to get ma fourth choice
they should do random selection joorcheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:22pm On Nov 11, 2016
Bigromeo:
u self like ish o,go print am out nw oga
I yaff printed it this evening
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2016
mightyleks:
who b january why not december
kapable75 will remember the Originals/vampires diary ITooKnow babecheesy

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