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showgolee:
shot put better toilet disease o shot put is the way

I think I will have to get to camp first.

ibroh22:
Don't be afraid guy

I have planned to buy the bucket sef, but I think I should suspend it; let me get to camp first

Rebekkah:
e mego cleanup na your upstear mbu
no fez oooo

nnweta gi, ife m ga eme gi

aBbiie25:
@Ch umaster, for ya copy copy mind fa.

do I resemble a copy and paster
Anything I post is originaire

check it na, yours do have 'grin' emoticon but mine don't have it; so you see, I no copy copy

ibroh22:
Na today!!!!,,,so many snakes,,,snake doesn't attack human being anyhow unless it sense danger from someone or it's sent by village people,,but once me sight snake,,,I took to my heels,,but it's occasionally sha like 0.0005% chance

hmmmm

ibroh22:
To the best of my knowledge,,,,the local government can request for you through letter,but I don't know if you will be the one to take the letter there or the local government for direct posting from camp,,,,, another thing I know is that,if you are posted to another PPA,u can make dem reject you there which is 50:50 chance and NYSC will give you the chance to go Nd look for PPA and you can tender anything the local government give u as regards serving in the LG to the NYsc Secretariat,,,,,I hope you understand this,,,,,,,,,I stand to be corrected tho
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chumaster

justifiedcoyy

kapable75

this is what I know too

I once saw from nysc twitter handle prior to mobilisation that all companies/firms that wish to reauest for corpers to be posted to them or have some pcm as staff but want NYSC to post them back to the firm should send a request letter to any Nysc secretariate within their domicile.

So I think she should ask such firm to send a request letter to nysc and as well give her a copy to take to camp.
Cc simababe

ibroh22:
lollll,,, imagine Ur luggage was checked at the gate and one fine gal dey Ur back and dey open Ur luggage to find potty,imagine!! lolll,,,,u be guy now,,enter the bush and go and do the business there

bush You haven't jammed snake na.
Seriously defecating in the bush will be very hard for me

I have been seeing many lists of things to buy but none of them has mentioned small bucket for defecating. I was told by an ex corper and a serving corper that some toilets in some camps are in bad state. That they have to buy that small defecating buckets that children use.

They also told me that it's better you buy it while coming than buying it from camp bc those they sell in camp are ones already used by immediate past batch which the sellers picked, washed and start reselling it.



I felt this info should be shared here. Serving corpers should say something about this.

y0rmee:
Olodo rabata Sileti nio ma je Ko ni ra paper Shakashaka so so sio Olojueja Pokili Alamala!

you are speaking in teeth right

eleki80:
1week warning strike...LOL

as in full-scale strike loading....

y0rmee:
He gatz pay 150k for consultation form first fa!
no free entry!

capital 'Ks' or the small ones

arcnomec:
E go even dey better self for me provided dat i go travel with bae wey u go arrange for me.. Try pass me one oooo if it is that Gwom gwom train, omo leaving on 21st means that you'l get to Kazaure on 30th if it is that Gwom gwom train, omo leaving on 21st means that you'l get to Kazaure on 30th

meet yOrmee at his other room, he will supply you with the 'chic'

Vikky014:
pls how can i check my details in NYSC site?

visit this link on your firefox browser https://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/ResumePayment and login with the email and password you used the day you registered

legenduq:
Maka why

ur mum never hit you with dishing spoon fa

chiefojiji:
Izit Ketu ojota or Ketu alapere

anyone, random fa

legenduq:
In the making, I never gradge....

guy putawa, uzo adiro

chiefojiji:
are dos places in Nigeria

eehm they are in Ketu

chiefojiji:
hail God please! he owns d hailing

infact, I lie flat for you.
Bros no lie; you do visit Thailand, Indonasia and Mexico

legenduq:
As in eh....See people wey get Masters in Smuggology while me still dey learn how to open pot for night make my mama no hear the sound.

so you are a meat robber

chiefojiji:
Yes, for only wise shoedren.

the only way u go fit smuggle am enter camp na to buy sliced bread and drill a whole inside the middle den put ur weed dere. don't put am inside ritzi yet ooo, unless d perfume go high d bread o.

Bros I hail o

Posimii:
yes now

aw yu tek noo

arcnomec:
,na dat one mk sense pass..d noise no go gree u sleep.. 21st i done go book my sit.Abeg find me one fine gal wey dey my location wey go ride with me for d train....Na d booth side we go sidon ,na dat one mk sense pass..d noise no go gree u sleep.. 21st i done go book my sit.

if it is that Gwom gwom train, omo leaving on 21st means that you'l get to Kazaure on 30th

Posimii:
Wetin do u? My head dey ring bell. No kom add to d headache.

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arcnomec:
Lolz...Able bell ringer. Na recession cause am,i just dey do ghost mode things..Abeg mk una come book for train seat ooo

which type of train The gwom gwom gwom! type

specialdan:
u want to redeem him
d best way to do that is to be on d same wavelength as him,that way,u will be able to communicate well with and Mk him stop reasoning backward and to be on the wavelength with,means u will follow him and take Oshogbo something o

See advice!
Perceiving the odour alone can redirect my vision

Rebekkah:
yorme!!!! you're confiiized o shsrliz sharki abi sharliz mb??!!!! huh you're kitting me abi
I'll efen manage abbiiee or carexy on that mostbeautiful spot. see tat girl pout like crayfish on her dp lolu

As for those that put me on m.a I'll show una pepper on ppa!!!!!!!!!!
I miss una small o like chinkom! I go shopping for Dubai enjoyment cover my eye finish

chumaster your own case eh o kweghi okwukwu

ramanto happy Sunday dear

me I wi not do that questionnaire shit lie lie ;p :p :p :p


meanwhile kapable75 how many times will you do this questionnaire self yyou think say na party rice?

hmm count down to page 2000 loading...

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understanding your posts are always much of a hassle; I don't blame Glers for giving u THAT award

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Now, where have you been