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iyke1989:hmmmm, you said this one o. See my armpit o hair no dey am for this matter o |
iyke1989:something that is being delivered through DHL, that means you will wait for long till you forget that you are hungry |
radiokilla: naija no care, they want to know the gender of a baby when the copulation that will lead to producing that baby is yet to be done.We dnt broadcast fake news here bro, but if you want it, I got plenty of them to give to u ONLY |
shebosss where are you right now, y posting same thing 3 consecutive times. As for the TT, I will prefare it coming out late unpadded than being released on time but incomplete like batch A own |
iyke1989:like say a graduate knows how to do everything |
iyke1989:if it is done boiling, please dish it out for Glers dinner don land |
shebosss:D tin comot go DSS office for screening. They don't want another padded timetable to be released again ![]() |
iyke1989:and others can't decipher anything ![]() |
iyke1989:no, kontinu. I have a special offer elsewhere ![]() |
BossDanniee:okay but the battery isn't cool, 2000mah is bad for a phone worth that amount |
modified to nothing |
radiokilla:welcome bro, most of us are in the same shoe with you. Meanwhile ensure that you do not deviate from radio!!! ![]() |
monniyi:Nne, We are only keeping the hope alive |
For your Evening pleasure.
****************** Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Miriam, go to the map and find North America . MIRIAM: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: MIRIAM. _______________________________ TEACHER: CHIDUBEM, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CHIDUBEM: You told me to do it without using the tables. _______________________________ TEACHER: UKO, how do you spell 'crocodile?' UKO: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong UKO: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER: OKAFOR, what is the chemical formula for water? OKAFOR: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? OKAFOR: Yesterday you said it's H to O. _______________________________ TEACHER: DAZZLING, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. DAZZLING: Me! _______________________________ TEACHER: CHIDUBEM, why do you always get so dirty? CHIDUBEM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________ TEACHER: Emmynec, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' EMMYNEC.. I is... TEACHER: No, EMMYNEC...... always say, 'I am.' EMMYNEC: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, CHIZOBA, do you know why his father didn't punish him? CHIZOBA: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... _______________ ________________ TEACHER: Now, UKO , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? UKO: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: MIRIAM , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? MIRIAM : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher |
BossDanniee:what was the price? |
Thumb's up bro. Forward it to my email too sir, barthchuks@gmail.com |
Kelechi2020 welcome, are you that vision our polithiefians have been talking about since Yaradua era ![]() |
JULY COUNTDOWN TO THE ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF 2016 BATCH B MOBILISATION TIMETABLE!!! IT IS 20 DAYS LEFT FOR THE RELEASE OF B16 MOB. TIMETABLE Cc danemenike ----- Greycious chumaster --- Titanium38 --- coyy Justified19 Mohsaaf armanni toshino4real - kayusely - vikky014 adebrave1 ---- kennethokey Mcmooney --- battoyyeb -- deb26 gabrielmorinho ---- pweetybhy monniyi --- Jamie1 --- sonymax16 abdurrazaq -- Edemab -- ChuxMyk yorme ---- Taeewo ---- LauraNicky Dream2 --- Mcmooney --- flimsy2 girlvyr ---- Lukema --- rolaniyonu HDT13 -- hadibaba -- AnyiBest247 badmus306 ---- Lordtrailz ruthobaz ---- Eduwalter Misskaycee21 --- yuzed --- Chibzu Coolduce91 --- Paulbabu --- dnatz Cashcard1 ---- tenderblaze SplendidE --- Uzy47 ---- Mimo1 DexxyAlebs ---- mizzkweenbee EUEDOSA --- Manus17 ---- Kellysam Dopebibs04 -- kapable75 - sas101 climate10 ---- deylex77 BlizzydoDo --- shina101 -- Juliet05 clentuzbaba --- kingzy4pep edbor --- Missmossy --- klassd SHEEGO2015 ---- abdulsemiu02 iphemama ---- Odoemacyril Adebammm ---- scorpiogal Themmy90 -- tosinwill -- gpranky omoikea --- Johnklein ---- kgdavid gentilityndu ---- doctormoh koolsnoop2 -- Mosipeterz - kraspo hanubarbie -- Dottune --- amusbe franceswasky ---- Omobolaji20 Muzikluva -- patty2014 -- Majikals wadanki --- anunimus -- Ramon92 desy24444 -- Twerky101 - StarryV Ogochukwu67 -- donoti23 - b5ive ussybaba - lekeling04 - ArcTammy nibrainengine -- Mzonajin1 - ecmb kingchukwudi ---- williamdorcas kozykid ---- mistayeancah iyke1989 --- aliyuyusuf --- drered JohnQueen --- chukagodwin ufondunenye --- ObiOgechi mizthorlu --- kwynette -- lonepair unlimitedesq --- sapien -- rmdayo mbanonwanyi ---- bussieboi Osmond4 --- Nwonye1 --- immv joshuachuks93 ---- razaq2ndey mayorjohnholt --- SFTW --- lagboy sheunfemix ----- missbeebee PrestraphD ---- AMAKAVIOLA vwegbajoe ---- khalifahsparkles Novarae - Tiannah95 -- Abacharles vikaddy --- mikky234 --- Naijafox Bobxin --- MropeEleniyan00 Dotman2210 --- chuksp09 PHATE007 --- Temmyloluwah Chalsixtus -- Seunme2u --- 12dave Omotoyecable ---- jessysparkles favored11 --- bokunrawo ---- Jroy jokeydamson ----- francobaresi jhidey08 --- shebosss --- Fweshlee Ramanto --- Mzshyshy --- franugo EndyGodwin --- yinkaogunbode nicetboy --- prettiepearlz ---- baib AkranJide88 --- ibroh22 -- teabanj Anuoluwaposimi --- schullten Oluwadamilorlah --- Ruemufaith Viscosity -- cuterichy - temilolami1 dipson546 --- kissley --- Rebekkah elgizzyuplifted - carik -- Legenduq Greatness366 ---- SirHenry105 Mcee96 --- eme40rald ---- Skiberg callmemercy --- Jung --- Uricas Johnkay1 -- Kylekent59 -- Philinho Freduntu -- abat4real37 --- Fsandy gabby227 ---- jamieporsche90 holymayor5 --- Vhalentino09 AndyAustin -- Chiboy429 -- Ofin11 MarcusGarvey --- trackdavid -- tpip Kellyharris --- engees02 Charlyb007 ---- Holuwhaseun01 ianmak --- Donvitalis -- Yunisa001 williamdorcas ---- Urommarkey Honeywell ---- Tunjihadeshelay HateU2 --- aydeluxe ---- Ruby65 LegendaryArnold ---- djgreenland Zibi5 ---- kenontop --- jaycaster bmcariyo -- Daphoenix007 -- Rhay baeoflife -- DisturbNot - HaqBrook ojaydedon --- elisbabs499 cruzydal --- RANGO23 --- Muyadek Klaasd -- babatunde2990 -- Omaai Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned Please don't qoute the whole post!!! |
Dotman2210 nice one dear;
Goodmorning buddies |
JULY COUNTDOWN TO THE ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF 2016 BATCH B MOBILISATION TIMETABLE!!! IT IS 21 DAYS LEFT FOR THE RELEASE OF B16 MOB. TIMETABLE Cc danemenike Greycious chumaster Titanium38 coyy Justified19 Mohsaaf armanni toshino4real kayusely vikky014 adebrave1 kennethokey Mcmooney battoyyeb deb26 gabrielmorinho pweetybhy monniyi Jamie1 sonymax16 abdurrazaq Edemab ChuxMyk yorme Taeewo LauraNicky Dream2 Mcmooney flimsy2 girlvyr Lukema rolaniyonu HDT13 hadibaba AnyiBest247 badmus306 Lordtrailz ruthobaz Eduwalter Misskaycee21 yuzed Coolduce91 Chibzu Paulbabu Cashcard1 dnatz tenderblaze SplendidE Uzy47 Mimo1 DexxyAlebs mizzkweenbee EUEDOSA Manus17 Kellysam Dopebibs04 kapable75 sas101 climate10 deylex77 BlizzydoDo shina101 Juliet05 clentuzbaba kingzy4pep edbor Missmossy SHEEGO2015 abdulsemiu02 iphemama Odoemacyril klassd Adebammm scorpiogal Themmy90 tosinwill gpranky omoikea Johnklein kgdavid gentilityndu doctormoh koolsnoop2... Mosipeterz kraspo hanubarbie Dottune amusbe franceswasky Omobolaji20 Muzikluva patty2014 Majikals wadanki anunimus Ramon92 desy24444 Twerky101 StarryV Ogochukwu67 donoti23 b5ive ussybaba lekeling04 ArcTammy nibrainengine Mzonajin1 ecmb kingchukwudi williamdorcas kozykid mistayeancah iyke1989 aliyuyusuf JohnQueen drered chukagodwin ufondunenye ObiOgechi mizthorlu kwynette lonepair unlimitedesq sapien mbanonwanyi bussieboi rmdayo Osmond4 Nwonye1 joshuachuks93 razaq2ndey immv mayorjohnholt SFTW sheunfemix missbeebee PrestraphD AMAKAVIOLA vwegbajoe khalifahsparkles Novarae Tiannah95 Abacharles vikaddy mikky234 Naijafox Bobxin MropeEleniyan00 lagboy Dotman2210 chuksp09 PHATE007 Temmyloluwah Chalsixtus Seunme2u 12dave Omotoyecable jessysparkles favored11 bokunrawo Jroy jokeydamson francobaresi jhidey08 shebosss Fweshlee Ramanto Mzshyshy franugo EndyGodwin yinkaogunbode nicetboy prettiepearlz baib AkranJide88 ibroh22 teabanj Anuoluwaposimi schullten Oluwadamilorlah Ruemufaith Viscosity cuterichy temilolami1 dipson546 kissley Rebekkah elgizzyuplifted carik Legenduq Greatness366 SirHenry105 Mcee96 eme40rald Skiberg callmemercy Jung Uricas Johnkay1 Kylekent59 Philinho Freduntu abat4real37 Fsandy gabby227 jamieporsche90 holymayor5 Vhalentino09 AndyAustin Chiboy429 Ofin11 MarcusGarvey trackdavid tpip Kellyharris engees02 Yunisa001 Charlyb007 Holuwhaseun01 ianmak Donvitalis williamdorcas Urommarkey Honeywell Tunjihadeshelay HateU2 aydeluxe Ruby65 LegendaryArnold djgreenland Zibi5 kenontop jaycaster bmcariyo Daphoenix007 Rhay baeoflife DisturbNot HaqBrook ojaydedon elisbabs499 cruzydal RANGO23 Muyadek Klaasd Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned Please don't qoute the whole post!!! HAPPY SUNDAY FELLAS WE PRAY THIS WEEK HABOURS ONE OF THE GREAT NEWS WE ARE HOPING FOR |
baib:you didn't introduce yourself na |
ChuxMyk:but I won it then na |
ChuxMyk:storiee! |
legenduq:lol I'l do that next time. Reading is like an AIDs in Nigeria, everybody is avoiding it ![]() |
iyke1989:I reject am by the name of all the ancestors of Nigeria .But you can help him out, I know you to be kind hearted. ![]() |
Lordtrailz:keep playing it until you get Buhari's ear syndrome ![]() |
Dream2:yes o, thank you my mancie high5!!! |
Lordtrailz:they did not born you well shey ![]() |
Novarae and iyke1989 una welcome o **************** Ezeamanaogaechi 1 of Graceland!!! Ide Anambra!!! General Comander of Nigeria!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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naija no care, they want to know the gender of a baby when the copulation that will lead to producing that baby is yet to be done.

Punishment for an innocent stomach loading