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I just confirmed it.

Sharia should be introduced in full across Nigeria... I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the sharia movement that is sweeping all over the Nigeria... God willing, we will not stop the agitating for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country... it is a legal responsibility which God has given us, within the context of one Nigeria, to continue to uphold on the practice of Sharia wholeheartedly and to educate the non-muslims that they have nothing to fear... what remains for Muslims in Nigeria is for them to redouble their efforts, educate Muslims on the need to promote the full implementation of sharia law.
Comments by former military head of state... General (rtd) mohammed Buhari.
Am not consigned on who wins the presidential sit cos but certainly not General Buhari or any past president or vice cos they have already misused their chance.
Is this the type of person we want to be our president for next year

The ans is 4

D ans is 4

Report reaching me now just stated that some gunmen are shooting rapidly in somewhere in kogi state called adogo ajaokuta, and the police station is on fire. This gunmen are suspected to be boko haram.

I could remember removing an electric bulb that was ON and dipping my finger inside d bulb holder just to find out wat was producing this light. U wan shoki I dance dat day??

Pls I just got an information that Ebola virus is now on air, to avoid it, boil hot water, add it enough salt & bath with it and also drink it. I don't know how true it is but just give it a trial. By the way salt and water won't kill u, just do it and pass it on to other.

Pls MOD send this to front page for everyone to see.

Tips courtesy of Sloan Sheridan-Williams

1. He takes you for granted
"The honeymoon period always ends," says Sloan. "but when they take you for granted and become complacent, it’s time to end the relationship.

"Things like the gradual loss of manners or declining personal hygiene means they don't see you as special any more and if they've stopped making an effort, maybe it's time to shake things up."

2. He is immature
"Young at heart wears thin when all they want to do is play computer games and watch TV all the time. Worst still is if they are a mummy's boy or daddy's little girl.

"Seeing them like a child will not help turn on the romance and it's time to re-evaluate if you're at the same life stage."

3. There's no compromise.
"Relationships are all about compromise and you might need to occasionally make sacrifices for your loved one but it’s a two way street. If you're doing all the giving and they are doing all the taking, things need to change.

"If they expect to always get their own way but never accommodate your wishes, it's a sign that they care more about themselves than they care about you or that they're oblivious to your needs."

4. He makes you unhappy
Kind of a biggie. "When a relationship is nearer the end you find yourself arguing more and more. The little things begin to dominate your thoughts and disrespectful behaviour creeps in.

"Whether they're cheating (or worse), if you feel miserable more often than not and there's less fun than fighting, it's time to cut the cord and make a fresh start."

5. He doesn’t want to make a commitment
"If you're ready for marriage but they are happy with the way things are, it's clear that you want different things in life and are moving in opposite directions.

"If you have very different goals it can put a huge strain on a relationship and leave you wondering if there's more heartache than it's worth. Maybe it's time to find someone who shares the same values."

6. He has stopped being intimate
"If you're having sex less or it's dried up completely, things are obviously not working in the relationship and if intimacy is non- existent it can leave you feeling unattractive and unloved.

"Communication is important to ensure that bedroom problems are not a disguised health issue, but if they have just gone off sex, maybe the relationship has passed its sell by date."

7. He is controlling or possessive
"If you find your partner is constantly telling you what to wear or not wear, or getting in between you and your friends and generally being overbearing with their opinions, it's time to take a step back.

"A happy life is not about letting your partner always get their way and never doing what you want. If the control escalates to disrespect, belittling or aggression it's time to get out and quickly."

8. You don't trust him (or vice versa)
"Trust is a fundamental factor in a healthy happy relationship. If you suspect your partner of getting up to no good or find yourself checking his phone, it's time to re- evaluate.

"There'sobviously a reason you doubt them and you need to figure out why and ask yourself if you can live like this indefinitely. If you can't, close the door and don't look back."

9. He is involving you with the wrong crowd
"If you partner is an addict or mixing with characters you normally wouldn't mix with, it's time to ask yourself how you got into this situation in the first place.

"It's time to reconsider if you would have chosen your partner if you'd been feeling grounded, strong, happy and powerful. If the answer is no, then it's time to move on."

10. It is only physical
"Your partner may be able to make you feel wonderful during sex, but if they only want to spend time with you with your clothes off, rather than spending time meeting your friends and getting to know the real you, then the relationship probably has no substance to it.

"It's time to look for something more meaningful with someone else."

Abeg someone should remind me "WHAT IS THE WEBSITE OF NSCDC"

To All Men....
1. Before you start a relationship with a lady,
you must think carefully about what you are
about to do. A relationship is not something
you should rush into or handle lightly.
2. Are you ready for a relationship with her?
Are you emotionally, mentally and spiritually
mature to meet her needs?
3. Being sexually attracted to her means
absolutely nothing. It isn’t a sign of likeness,
love or any other thing your mind may come up
with. It may just be your hormones messing
with your mind. A woman is more than her
body and her sexuality. She has a life which you
should be able to blend with. Can you do that?
4. This lady has a history. Can you handle it?
She has a past. Can you handle it? Can you
handle her mistakes, failures and
weaknesses? Can you handle her dreams
without being intimidated and becoming
jealous?
5. She already had a life
before she met you. Can you fit into and help
improve her life?
6. Love is commitment. Are you ready to
commit your life to helping her grow and
become all that she can be, by God’s grace?
7. Is she valuable enough for you to devote a
large portion of your life towards the
accomplishment of HER dream? Are you ready
to pour your resources into making her all the
Lord plans for her to be? If you are not ready,
don’t just bother.
8. Before you open your
mouth to say ‘I love you’, ask yourself if this is
not just a moment of ‘emotional madness’. A
lady needs much more than ‘I love you’. She
needs your commitment.
If you are not ready to make that commitment
that will lead to marriage, please leave her
alone in peace and stop wasting her time and
resources..

Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu Bello (36) Balewa (34) and Okotie-Eboh (27), Enahoro (27) led the struggle for independence after the death of Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.
In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and countered by Murtala Mohammed (28), Theophilus Danjuma (28), Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani Abacha (23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and brought into power Gowon (32), Ojukwu (33), Obasanjo (29), Buhari (24).
Most of the military administrators who governed the states under the successive military regimes, most of whom are governors now, were under 30 years.

The brief democratic dispensation which interjected the military interregnums also saw the House of Representatives in particular populated by majority of members under 30 years as well as some senators.
Under 30s were also not in short supply with appointments, we have examples of MT Mbu who became foreign affairs minister at 23 and Pat Utomi who became a presidential adviser at 27 and so on and so forth.

NOW:
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sleeping in 3 seater chairs in their parents’ homes?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still collecting pocket money from their parents?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still writing JAMB?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sagging their trousers?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still searching for jobs, not yet married?
Why is it that this age bracket is today no longer qualified to even be leaders of youth wings of political parties?
Why is it that this age bracket is today so docile?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still incapable of feeding itself?
Why is it that this age bracket is today barred by law from even aspiring to certain political offices?
Why is it that this age bracket is today incapacitated, unwilling, unable and incapable of asking questions?
And will still have this words in our head "that we are the leaders of tomorrow"
GOD BLESS NIGERIA!

NIGHTFOX: LG air conditioner..... Built 4 africa.

Wetin make u think say na LG, what of if na Thermal cool

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigeria ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

*At a restaurant? Wash your hands after ordering. The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can touch!

*Remember the difference between a boss and a leader... A boss says "Go" A leader says "Let's go"

*Toothpaste removes ink from your clothes. Apply it to the stain, let it dry and then wash.

*Respect people's jealously towards you. They are people who think that you are better than them

*Avocados, raspberries, almonds, broccoli, spinach, salmon are among the healthiest foods on the planet! Be Healthy.

*If you admit you've made a mistake right away, people soon forget you made one

*Cutting onions? Chew gum. You won't tear up.

*If you're up late doing homework, listen to Hans Zimmer Pandora. Music has no distracting lyrics, and the scores are intended to motivate

*If you put glow in the dark paint on your phone charger, you will never fumble in the dark again.

*Never ask someone if they're telling the truth. An honest person will be offended. A liar will just lie to you more.

*If you spend over 6 hours a day online, not doing anything important, regularly for 3 or more months you are technically an internet addict

*If you see stars twinkle faster than normal it means a storm is moving in.

*How to get backstage at concerts and pretty much ANYWHERE: Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you.

*When women are talking to you about their problems, they're likely not looking for an answer and just want someone to listen.

*Lick your wrist and smell it. This is what your breath smells like to others.

*If you put your fingers in ice water immediately after painting your nails the paint will dry instantly.

*Don't use Google to search for information for school essays. Use scholar.google .com to find more relevant information right away.

*If you're out of shaving cream, use olive oil. It works just as good, if not better.

*At the end of job interviews, if asked: "Do you have any questions?" Reply: Yes, Is there anything about my application that concerns you?

*Applying Vodka on your face tightens pores and reduces the risk of acne breakouts.

*Clear your stuffed nose easily: Push tongue against roof of mouth, then press finger between eyebrows. Repeat 20 seconds.

*If you have a sore throat its good to eat a piece of cucumber. It cools down your throat and stops the itching.

And ehm lastly...
*Google image search "Atari breakout". You're welcome

which of the following artiste made your 2013 wonderful musically?

(a) wizkid
(b)olamide
(c)davido
(d)kcee
(e)d'banj
(f) 2face
(g) burna boy
(h) phyno
(i) chidinma

(j) others specify .................. like and comment legggoooo...

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was
surprised because all his answers were
seemingly correct!

Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised?
The questions and answers below:

Q.1- In which battle did anini Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- benue river Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was mandela Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 oranges among
6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing orange juice.

Is d teacher right 2 fail Akpos?

With God all things re possible

More 2 come

Tottenham Hotspur forward & Togolese footballer, Emmanuel Adebayor is in money! I mean real money and he can't help but flaunt it! who wouldn't?
You know those things one can only dream of having e.g private jet, cars (pimped to perfection) designers wears, mansions, super bikes and summer crib in Miami . Well, Emmanuel Adebayor aka SEA is living the dream.  Feed your eyes below

Source: http://tessume..com/2013/11/footballeremmanuel-adebayor-shows-off.html?m=1

What do u thing about this lady's abs?

ipasco: Is it The same amuneke that hás turned himself to a vagaborn by slaping and assulting foreign agaents that for U17 lads? i dont think he's The best choice for now becaausê of his temperament problems, he still hás alot to Learn.

If because of temper Jose morinho won't be coaching Chelsea.
Football is all about winning

According to top NFF officials, Golden Eaglets coach Manu Garba, will leave his position as coach of the country’s U-17 team and will be elevated to lead the U-20 team, the Flying Eagles.

Emmanuel Amuneke will be elevated to coach the U-17 side, with two assistants, while Emeka Amadi will retain his positio as goalkeeper trainer. Nduka Ugbade will join Manu with the U-20 team.

“We want to ensure that this present U17 team grow with their coach. So as we are elevating the players, we are also elevating the coaches,” a top official of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) informed MTNFootball

“However, we have ensured continuity by keeping Emmanuel Amuneke, so we can sustain the style, character of the Golden Eaglets.”

Some feelers are of the opinion that Ugbade will make a better head coach for the new Eaglets than Amuneke, as he is more open and ready to learn

Source: http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/11/19/manu-garba-to-leave-position-as-coach-of-nigerias-u-17-team/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=manu-garba-to-leave-position-as-coach-of-nigerias-u-17-team

[quote author=coal_coal]Goal .... Great free kick by Nsofor

#BrazilOnMyMind#[/quote]Wat is great about dis goal now. 9ja was playing badly against d worst team

There were three nuns and a mother
superior. The mother superior told the three
nuns that before they can receive their
saint names they had one final test she
told them to go and commit one sin so
that they would not have urges to be bad.
After the three nuns returned, the mother
superior asked "did you commit your sins
they all nodded their head. the first two
nuns were crying while 3rd nun the last
nun was gigling. The mother superior
asked them to confess their sins one after
the other.
The first nun started with tears in her eyes
"i was just rotten; i picked up flowers from
some one's garden the mother superior
said go drink the holy water n u'll be
alright 3rd nun was dancing around in
laughter.
The second nun said he stole candy from a
baby, she was asked to drink the holy water.
now d 3rd nun fell on the floor hysterically
laughing. The mother superior was
disgusted by his act and inquired, "what are
you laughing at? The 3rd nun, trying to catch his breath was
bearly able to say this "I PEED INTO THE
HOLY WATER".

iterator25: I'll take 1millie for 3 sessions

I no dey share wit anybody o

Give me 5 mil n am gud 2 go

I suggest dey resolve d issue now n start a new session 4rm next year 2 balance d academic year

Shola Adebanjo felt an unusual growth in her left breast while taking a shower and did not dismiss it. Doctors told her that by discovering the pre-cancerous growth early, she had reduced her chances of being diagnosed with breast cancer later in life by 80 per cent.

Adebanjo had the lump removed at the age of 20.Her physicians said if she had waited, instead of removing just the lump, they would have had the whole breast cut off.

Breast cancer is the most common cancer in women worldwide. It is also the principal cause of death from cancer among women globally.

According to worldwide cancer statistics, about 1.5 million women were told they had cancer of the breast in 2011. Current statistics suggest that one in eight women would have breast cancer.

Oncologist at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi-Araba, Dr. Folake Salako, defines cancer of the breast as the type that develops from breast cells.

Salako says, “Breast cancer usually starts off in the inner lining of milk ducts or the lobules that supply them with milk. A malignant tumour can spread to other parts of the body. A breast cancer that started off in the lobules is known as lobular carcinoma, while one that developed from the ducts is called ductal carcinoma.

Breast cancer is deadly; about 200,000 women die from the disease yearly. Sadly, experts say that one-third of these cancer deaths could be decreased if detected and treated early.

While four out every five women diagnosed with cancer in developed countries like Australia survive, four out of every five women diagnosed with cancer dies in developing countries like Nigeria.

Salako identifies late detection, treatment and lack of awareness of the early symptoms of breast cancer as factors that have increased the number of Nigerian women dying from the disease.

How can cancer of the breast be detected early? Apart from undergoing a medical screening, Head of Radiotherapy and Oncology Unit at LUTH, Prof. Remi Ajekigbe, says every woman should be familiar with her breasts so she can spot changes in them.

Ajekigbe says, “You must know your breast. Check them regularly for unusual changes. It is one of the simplest and cheapest ways to know if there is a problem. If you notice any lump discharge or feel pain in your breast after a personal self breast examination, go for screening. Most of the women we have diagnosed with cancer came because they felt something in their breast.”

Self breast examination is a way one can check the breast for changes such as lumps or thickenings. It can be done in front of a mirror, in the shower and while lying down. For it to be effective, it must be done right. Experts on www.WebMD.com give simple steps you can follow, If you choose to do self-breast exam at home.

In the mirror

- Stand undressed from the waist up in front of a large mirror in a well-lit room. Look at your breasts. Don’t be alarmed if they do not look equal in size or shape. Most women’s breasts aren’t. With your arms relaxed by your sides, look for any changes in size, shape, or position, or any changes to the skin of the breasts. Look for any skin puckering, dimpling, sores, or discoloration. Inspect your nipples and look for any sores, peeling, or change in the direction of the nipples.

- Next, place your hands on your hips and press down firmly to tighten the chest muscles beneath your breasts. Turn from side to side so you can inspect the outer part of your breasts. Then bend forward toward the mirror. Roll your shoulders and elbows forward to tighten your chest muscles. Your breasts will fall forward. Look for any changes in the shape or contour of your breasts.

- Now, clasp your hands behind your head and press your hands forward. Again, turn from side to side to inspect your breasts’ outer portions. Remember to inspect the border underneath your breasts. You may need to lift your breasts with your hand to see this area.

- Check your nipples for discharge (fluid). Place your thumb and forefinger on the tissue surrounding the nipple and pull outward toward the end of the nipple. Look for any discharge. Repeat on your other breast.

 In the shower

Now, it’s time to feel for changes in the breast. It is helpful to have your hands slippery with soap and water. Check for any lumps or thickening in your underarm area. Place your left hand on your hip and reach with your right hand to feel in the left armpit. Repeat on the other side. Check both sides for lumps or thickenings above and below your collarbone.

With hands soapy, raise one arm behind your head to spread out the breast tissue. Use the flat part of your fingers from the other hand to press gently into the breast. Follow an up-and-down pattern along the breast, moving from bra line to collarbone. Continue the pattern until you have covered the entire breast. Repeat on the other side.

The breast is said to be one of the essence of being a woman. Don’t wait till you lose it to cancer. Do a breast exam today!

Source: http://www.punchng.com/healthwise/examine-your-breast-prevent-cancer/

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, your son.

———————

Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read…

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love, Mom.

papa AKPOS: I learnt your WAEC result is out.
AKPOS: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey
carry first for our whole skul ba? he failed. .
papa AKPOS: dats terrible,wat happened?
AKPOS: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor
me 4 house ba? He failed too.
papa AKPOS: wats with d poor performance?
AKPOS: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh.
papa AKPOS: so hw was your result?
AKPOS: haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u
expect, I be wizard?

U suppose dey happy na, dat a big surprise u can never 4get in ur life

Katsumoto: Allen for Gerrard, good sub.

I would have expected Rodgers to bring on Aspas for Suarez so as to build his confidence.

Aspas is injured till next year