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MMM Nigeria is back!!! Read This

Serious case!

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See The Messages A Nigerian Curvy Lady Got From A Guy After Replying Him For The First Time

O my world!!!

A Facebook user, Jessica Nwachukwa shared the message she got from a guy after replying his message for the first time…Lol

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/01/see-messages-nigerian-curvy-lady-got.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe

smh

Sometimes i wonder why people act this weird! A man on Facebook named George Olumuyiwa (Pictured above) uploaded pictures of a lady he doesn't know, claiming she is his wife and they have a baby together. See screenshots below:-

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See the lady's reaction below:-

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/01/lady-cries-out-as-man-she-doesnt-know.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe

O Lawd!!!

Whose Bae is this? Please what is recession? This is a bill of over N7million from last night at Club Opium, Cubana in Owerri, Imo state. Seriously, is this not a sin? He even paid cash!!!

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/01/what-recession-man-spends-n74-million.html

lalasticlala, Ijebabe

This was reported spotted somewhere in Lagos! Can someone explain what's happening here? i'm still in shock! Well, this could be as a result of the incessant molestation given to wives by their husbands in recent times... Who knows about this?

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/01/seriously-checkout-this-scary-but.html

Love!

I must love o!!! Super Talented actress, Mercy Johnson and her Uromi Husband, Prince Odianosen Okojie, were seen kissing softly in this new video currently trending on Instagram! The duo have been married for 5 years and counting and it seems all beautiful!

Mercy is currently in Uromi, Edo State holidaying with her beautiful family...

Video Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BOrtOHCD3nh/?taken-by=mercyjohnsonokojie

http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/mercy-johnson-and-her-husband-share.html

I'm really happy for them!

Mehn, they are still in love. See this photo here>> http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/tiwa-savage-and-teebillzz-pictured.html

They were pictured at Stephanie Coker's wedding yesterday. Are they back together? I can't say for now but will keep you all posted... By the way, how do you see the photo? Comment below

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/tiwa-savage-and-teebillzz-pictured.html

Sounds cool but i prefer the new one tho!

Listen to the anthem here@@ http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/checkout-what-nigerias-first-national.html

As seen in a museum in Kano state... A look at an old sheet of Nigeria's first National Anthem. See below:-

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/checkout-what-nigerias-first-national.html

Busted!!!

Meanwhile, there's a sad news

Actress Lilian Esoro Removes "Franklin" From Her Name On Instagram, See What It Looks Like Now. CLICK!!!

Nigerian Mothers Are Golden. The young lady had the intention of snaking with a piece or two of the meat her mum stored but see what she saw below:-

it reads "Please don't touch this meat, Yewande" lol

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/nigerian-mothers-are-golden-see-how.html

A man said he spotted Bobrisky in Lekki traffic hiding in a Toyota pencil Light without AC, peeping and making sure he wasn't noticed.

Watch the video below....


Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/bobrisky-spotted-in-traffic-hiding-in.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe

sharp!

Meanwhile

Singer Kiss Daniel Robbed On Stage In Calabar (Must Read)

Fast rising artist Kiss Daniel got a rough treatment when some bandits robbed him of some of his valuables while he was performing on stage at the Calabar Christmas Village.

Reports say the bandits, whose numbers could not be ascertained, stormed the Christmas Village at about 1am and began to shoot sporadically into the air casting fear into many while also dispossessing anyone in sight of their valuables.

According to an eyewitness, it was at that point when pandemonium struck that some of the robbers approached the artist on the stage and were able to dispossess Kiss Daniel of some of his items before the intervention of security operatives who took him away to safety.

But in his statement, Mr. Jimoh Ozi-Obeh the state Commissioner of Police denied Kiss Daniel was robbed stating that a sudden change of venue without security notice caused a misunderstanding among the organisers.

“There was no robbery incident in Calabar and nobody was attacked by robbers in any other part of Cross River State. What happened was that the government had initially planned to host the musician at the stadium, but the plan was changed to the Calabar Christmas Village. They probably had misunderstanding with the organisers. It was the change of venue that was not properly organised,” he said


Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/kiss-daniel-robbed-on-stage-in-calabar.html

lalasticlala

Na wa o

Meanwhile, there's a sad news

Actress Lilian Esoro Removes "Franklin" From Her Name On Instagram, See What It Looks Like Now. CLICK!!!

This is what happens when you find yourself in a rugged traffic gridlock. lol


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/see-what-this-man-was-pictured-doing-at.html

RIP

5 people lost their lives this morning in a fatal accident along the Benin bypass. The accident involved a Toyota Rav 4 and a trailer. Most of the travelers in the Toyota Rav 4 were mainly residents of Agukwu Nri in Anambra state. See a graphic photo from the scene of the accident below:-

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/12/tragic-accident-along-benin-bypass-see.html


lalasticlala

nice...

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Goodluck Otondos

meanwhile,

Checkout The Hilarious Reason This Corper Gave NYSC For Redeployment (Must See). Lmao

You are on this page probably because you have been Mobilized by NYSC, a prospective corper or better still a parent who is helping out his/her child source for necessary information as regards NYSC camp requirements. I'm going keep it precise but detailed so you don't have to run around the internet searching for more information.

Now there's a huge excitement in your heart that you are going to serve your father land, that's obviously amazing. However, it will be really sad and shattering if you got to camp and you are being sent back because you don't have some required items for registration.

Now follow me closely as i list all you will need for registration and also to make your stay fun..

OFFICIAL NYSC CAMP REGISTRATION REQUIREMENTS:

1. Call Up Letter:
This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member (colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage (lol) never forget this.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

2. Registration Documents:
Foreign graduates should take along important registration documents used in registering at Abuja.

3. Final Year Student Identity CARD
Tip: If you've been issued your Certificate (not statement of result), there won't be need for this.

4. Notification/Statement of Result from School

5. Passport Photos:
This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them at every registration point mostly. Then those of you who would likely redeploy or join one group or the other in camp, you would need more than others.

6. Photocopies Of Your Documents: Now make about 5-10 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.

7. Certificates/Licences: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification.

8. Stationery: Pen, Paper, Gum, Stapler, Tippex: Yeah this saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. So do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you are taking that along.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number, you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.

Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.

YOUR DAILY NEEDS:

9. Round-necked white T-shirts: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably wont have time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man-O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes because you wont need it.

10. White Shorts: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

11. Plain White Sneakers/Tennis Shoes: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you have no choice than to buy. Now, If you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country . The parade fields/mammy market might be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp.

12. White Socks: Just get extra pairs.

13. Mosquito Treated Net: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

14. Basic Drugs: Like Panadol or paracetamol, medicine for your allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately stocked with drugs so help yourself.

15. Padlocks: (BRING or BUY from Mammy) Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. Waist Pouch: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse).The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too.

17. Beverage: The camp will supply u with “Tea-water” so you can make tea when u need to!

18. Dettol Or Any Disinfectant: This is very, very essential. Firstly the bathrooms can be very annoying and dirty and more importantly, you would not like to have infection from camp. Bad idea. Depending on your camp, the water can be dirty. Most people always have reaction to it.

19. Detergent: (BUY from Mammy) Again, this reduces the amount of load you’re bringing into camp. However, if you’re lucky the mammy market will have vendors offering laundry services! It costs about N50 per item, N100 for your khaki trousers or shirt, extra N50 if you want your items pressed.

Tip: The Bucket: Buy this in Mammy. Don’t stress yourself taking one to Camp, which you’re probably going to leave behind after 3 weeks.

Toiletries: Toilet Paper, Sanitary Pad, soap dish etc. BUY in Mammy.

20. Towels

21. A Pair Of Slippers: (BRING or BUY)

22. Bed sheets, Pillow Cases and A Pillow: You could also get pillow from mammy market to reduce load.

Tip: Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to “double up” with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick. Lol.

23. Handkerchiefs: There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor.

24. Flashlight Or Rechargeable Lamps: (BRING or BUY) Most camps, or in fact, all camps do not give light except at a specific time of the day. It’s very essential especially at night when you need to use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing for morning drills and meditations and at night in case you need to do anything. At the mammy market, there is always light till they close, usually 10pm except on days like the Camp Fire Night. You can charge them there at a little fee.

Tip: You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about. They can be nice on few occasions like Sundays, but most days, they are poor. If you are someone who loves to eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the Mammy market. You will get good meals there.

25. Plate And Cup: (BRING or BUY) For eating. Important for those who intend on eating Camp food.

26. Some Form Of Entertainment: Novels – for those who get bored easily, please carry some. And for guys PSP or chess. also iPod your and MP3 players for audiophiles.

27. Your Ray-Ban Sunglasses For The Sun. And if you can’t afford that, get a Ray-Bon. lol

28. Get Extra Phone Batter(ies) And Extra Network SIMs. Some network are not available at some camps in remote locations far from towns. Once you get your call-up letter, you can find out which network has the best reception at your destination camp. If you need data access, find out if that available also. Instagramers and keekers, if you get EDGE thank your stars.

29. Cash: Extremely important. You would need about N15,000. Then between N20,000 – N30,000 to be ‘just’ comfortable. For those that can manage, say, N10,000 – N15,000. There are lots of things that take up money. Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating camp food), drinks, recharge cards, charging of phones, laundry, pleasures e.t.c

Tip: You wont be allowed to leave camp. So do not be stranded, trust me it’s not a good idea. Just budget 1000 per day. You could take your ATM card along, incase. (This might sound counter-intuitive since there might not be any ATM in camp and you are not allowed to leave camp. But figure it out…)

You can keep you extra cash with the Accounts Department (as the case was in my camp) while some shops offer POS services, you still have access to extra cash whenever you need it.

If you have a camera you can take it along because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Smartphone with great camera, that’s good for you because you can easily take and share photos on social networks.

Tip: If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge up to N2,000 for the duration of the camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in DVDs at the end of Camping. Or you could wait till the last day of leaving camp and snap at a cheaper rate.

This is all i have to share with you today. whatever your heart tells you to pick along, please do... lol.

Thanks for reading, feel free to share


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/04/things-you-must-take-along-to-nysc-camp.html


lalasticlala

Sokoto sun will tear some skins!

lol