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See Scary Photos Of Dead Bodies Sticking Out Of Their Graves At Imota Cemetery, Lagos State

This was shared by Aderibigbe Adeola Gentlesoul, a TV presenter at Galaxy Television and according to him;

'On Friday, I have the privilege of being the first journalist to visit, Imota Cemetery of horror. Hope this picture can go viral and force government to find a solution before the breakout of an epidemic'

The government needs to do something about this as soon as possible. See scary photos below;

cc: Lalasticlala, mynd44

http://www.chichinwaafrika.com/see-scary-photos-dead-bodies-sticking-graves-imota-cemetery-lagos-state/

A Nigerian lady who sent the video of how the basmati rice she bought for N5,000 is nothing but ‘plastic’ rice. In a video that will shocked many, she narrated how the rice refused to ‘cook’, see her clip when you go to the link...Don't know how to add videos here

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/beware-plastic-rice-now-sold-nigerian-market-watch-video/

Nigerian Guy Shares Neakady Photos Of His Girlfriend For Rejecting His Marriage Proposal
written by ugogist November 10, 2016

A boy (using BOY because real men don’t do this) sent in over 52 very raunchy photos to us claiming he wants to pay back hi girlfriend who left him because of their cultural difference.

See What he sent to Ugogists.com.ng below….

Instead of do what he wants, I have decided to drop a very STREN WARNING!!! to every female out there to STOP sending their ynash photos to any man they are not married to! Must a relationship be built on sharing your toto and breast to guys?

Females for a change and making you great again mbok! Stop sending your breast and toto to people you are not married to. The photos will be attached below but the victims face will be blacked out for her protection.

For the boy who sent this. I warn you to delete all those photos you sent me and move on with your life and if you try as much as go to any website to drop this photos and have it posted. I will blog your photo, number, Facebook, and house address. Yes, I will do that. So be warned

GO TO HIS SITE TO See Photos…
>>>http://www.ugogists.com.ng/2016/11/10/nigerian-guy-shares-neakady-photos-of-his-girlfriend-for-rejecting-his-marriage-proposal/

Here is the video of crazy couple caught having s’ex yesterday…

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/A-couple-kissing-having-sx.-in-public.mp4

Cc: lalasticlala, ijebabe



http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/watch-video-of-couple-caught-having-cex-at-road-1-gate-of-oau-yesterday/

Linda Ikeji officially welcomed guests into her new home in Banana Island, Lagos, today. The popular blogger reportedly bought the house for over N500m in October, 2015. Celebrities at the house warming party includes; Denrele Edun, Emmanuel Ikubese, Juliet Ibrahim and others… See photos below;





http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/see-photos-from-linda-ikejis-house-warming-party/

EFCC, The Economics And Financial Crimes Commission, is currently in Asaba, the Delta State capital, to arrest former Niger Delta Militant leader, Government Ekpemukpolo a.k.a Tompolo, CCNA can authoritatively report that a source within the anti-graft agency told our correspondent that Tompolo is being shielded from arrest at the Delta State Government House in Asaba, by Governor Ifeanyi Okowa.

It was gathered that the former Niger Delta Militant warlord was the sole financier of Governor Okowa’s campaigns which ran into Billions of Naira.


It would be recalled that the EFCC had earlier this week, given Tompolo one week to report at its head office annex on Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos, or the commission will declare him wanted.

The EFCC had in a letter said the commission is investigating Tompolo for unclear dealings involving the sale of parcels of land worth about 13 billion Naira to the Federal Government under the last administration.

Tompolo is expected to appear at the EFCC training room on Thursday, December 17.

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/read-shocking-place-where-tampolo-was-hiding-as-efcc-stormed-asaba-to-arrest-him/

It was a total shock for the Residents around Kotto area, Douala when they found a lifeless body of a 20-year-old girl, naked in a bag.

Lifeless body of a girl found in a bagIt was gathered that there is an ongoing investigation surrounding the heartless murder of the girl.

The locals have linked the gruesome murder to ‘money rituals’ which is reportedly very high during the festive season.

Watch full video @@@http:///OeYbGs

Tried uploading the video here not going so and watch it @@@http:///OeYbGs

According to Micheal Joel who sent in this letter saying it is an apology to our former president Goodluck Jonathan on behalf of every Nigerian. I think you should read and see why he wrote this and let us have your opinion afterwards…Read;

Our Dear Goodluck Jonathan, I write on behalf of all Nigerians to tender an unreserved apology to you for unknowingly voting you out of office as the President of ‘once upon a time’ Giant of Africa, Nigeria.

I know many will shy away from accepting this fact, especially, those from the Aggrieved People Caucus who are commonly known for boasting of what they cannot or will never do.

Before your exit, we Nigerians used to buy fuel at N87.00 per liter. Who knows, by now may be you would have brought it down to N22.00 per liter.

Your Excellency Sir, believe me, we have all learnt a lesson and we promise, never to repeat such blunder.


It may interest you to know that we have finally come to term that PMB’s primary ambition was to be a Petroleum Minister but was tricked by the known scammers to divert from his ambition to Presidency for reasons not yet made public.

In view of this discovery, we are currently on a round-table negotiation with PMB to accept your unconditional return to Presidency and rather concentrate on the Ministry of Petroleum which he presently occupies till further notice.

Accept the assurance of the fact that once the ‘Old-Soldier’ sign the MoU, we will communicate same to you.

While re-emphazising our regret for your exit, we are hopeful that you are currently on the drawing board to re-strategize and do what you know how to do best ahead.
Pls accept our sincere apology.

Micheal Joel

Yours truly!

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/nigerian-apologizes-to-former-president-jonathan-for-voting-him-out/

Watch Video Of Kogi State University 'Lesbian' Scandal - Click To Download




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Watch Video Of Kogi State University 'Lesbian' Scandal - Click To Download




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Watch Video Of Kogi State University 'Lesbian' Scandal - Click To Download




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Beware of Adsense theives




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Beware of Adsense theives


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Beware of Adsense thieves bloggers!!!




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Boko Haram sect today released some photos of its rocket-making factory while carefully excluding the location. The photos were released today on Twitter via a handle; Terror Monitor. See more photos below;

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/10/omg-boko-haram-releases-photos-of-its.html

In The Spirit of Enjoying Nigeria's Independence.....

If you call our country Nigeria a Zoo and you are still living in it. WHAT ARE YOU?

For my fellow Nigerians, what will you call them?

Please be honest ooh!

Watch the video here

https://www.nairaland.com/2628735/watch-live-stream-2015-luner

After going through comments and responding to many on our last segment of 'midnight discussion'. I decided to do a little research and give you guys my version of a break down to getting the romp. Hehehe, as the saying goes, 'mattress mambo' is like jellof rice.

When it is good, it is really good. When it is bad, it is still pretty good. But when it is eaten fast and short, well, that is another matter. From statistics, mattress mambo is very fast mostly and according to The national average for a romp in the sack is an unimpressive 7.3 minutes. That is not a problem if everyone leaves happy, but it is not ideal either.

Good rompy takes time, but taking your time does not always lead to good romp. As in many things (workouts, comedy), it is more about timing than duration. Specific intervals are more likely to yield positive results. Setting a new record is only impressive if you actually accomplished something.

Here is what to accomplish and how long it should take during mattress mambo;

5 minutes

Throw caution (and pre-intimacy) to the wind and get straight to the point. There is nothing wrong with a little quick one as long as you keep it intense. How about a power shower before work or a little afternoon delight on your lunch break? Five minutes doesn’t leave time for a lot of eye contact, but, hey, if you can power your way across the finish line in the time it takes to watch a Flavour - Ololufe Ft. Chidinma video, your partner will likely get there too.

10 minutes

10 minutes is a somewhat awkward amount of time in which to get romped. It’s not exactly a quickie, but chances are it’s also not exactly memorable. Keep going.

15 minutes

Now we are getting there. 15 minutes is enough time for a bit of pre-intimacy and a few positions. This is a solid if not newsworthy pre-sleep routine.

20-25 minutes

This feels like the sweet spot. Lasting longer than 20 minutes proves a point, allows you to do whatever you want to do without repeating yourself, and does not rule out pre-intimacy. Take it from the bed to the floor and back, you have time. #wink!

30 minutes

Take a water break and high five yourselves for making it this far. At 30 minutes, you have accomplished more than Lionel Messi who is out for 8 weeks with knee ligament damage and have (probably) sated your lady. Once you have hydrated and caught your breath, watch something sexy to get back in the zone and get back to it.

40 minutes

Make sure your partner is still there with you and not in the other room making be and soup.

50 minutes

What the 'frignut' name are you still doing there? Don’t you have text messages to answer? Laundry to do? Food to eat? Kids to feed? No? Then Party on!

60 minutes

An hour is not unreasonable if you are either going back for seconds (way to go) or eating dinner. If that sounds odd, reconsider. Many women find eating while otherwise engaged in rompy a very sexy affair. If you keep the meal light and take wine breathers, you will last for an hour and have a nice time doing it. Think sharwama, not fufu.

120 minutes

She might be impressed, but she might also be uncomfortable and in pains.

180 minutes

You need to quickly check into a hospital!


http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/09/chi-chis-corner-my-break-down-on.html

When I saw this I was held on my feet had to admire this wonderful work of nature. And it is still up in my location.

A luner moon occurs when a full moon happens when it is at the closest point in its elliptical orbit around Earth, making the full moon appear up to 14 percent larger and brighter than usual. A lunar eclipse occurs when the moon passes into Earth's shadow, often turning a blood red color.

The coincidence of events is so rare, the last was in 1982 it won't be seen again until 2033, making it a can't miss event tonight for sky gazers. Enjoy the show below!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSp49j0eqNE


http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/09/watch-live-stream-of-2015-luner-eclipse.html

So, since today is Sunday, I think we should take a good 'ole time to enjoy some African proverbs in pidgin english. Below, are the few compiled so enjoy and add yours after reading!

1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.

2. Woman wey never see problem...na im dey still hold breast run.


3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.

4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am.

5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.

6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.

7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him match fish, wetin him mama go match?

9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.

10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.

11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.

12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy
sex she dey enjoy labor pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.

14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself

15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.

16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.

17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.

18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.

19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man.

20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.

21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.

22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.

23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.

24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.

25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.

26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.

27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.

28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. 29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.

30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.

31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am. 32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.

33. Na happiness dey make prick stand.

34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.

35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.

36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans. 38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.

39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrapper.

40. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.

41. Nama wey run go overseas go come back as corned beef

I can't stop laughing, Oya add your own!

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/09/sunday-reasoning-time-for-some-mega.html

KashyBaby:
R u talking abt men? Coz if u ask women, it's a diff ball game

It's about men n women

After Watching This Heart Breaking Video, Do You Think The Federal Government Should Negotiate With Boko Haram?

Someone sent in this video and I asked Stan to watch and tell me what really happened and from the video he said it is the recent bombing by Boko Haram. But the source seem to be blaming the President and the federal government for what has been going on.

According to the source;
These is the boko haram Buhari is trying to negotiate with. Thesame northerners and house of Representatives member, Yakubu Dodgers of the Nigerian house of Representatives is asking us to forgive bokoharam, what’s your say. This video?
Watch heart breaking video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpa6ni9ELIU

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/09/after-watching-this-heart-breaking.html

Tallesty1:
2-3 days if I am really in the moood.

See ya life!! na blast mission nii...hahaha

I recently became curious about how long cex lasts for most people. After I watched the debate on a tv show “the real" I googled and found 5-7 minutes as the average length with some laughable length Lol.

How does that sound based on your experiences? I'm sure it won't be that accurate since we may not be an average crowd, and I think people might exaggerate, but I will be very curious to hear any responses.

To clarify, this is asking about the time from penetration to ejaculation. (So really, only about one specific type of cex, and not to include pre-intimacy, oral, the million other facets of rumpy rumpy DON'T count!).

now leggo!!

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/09/midnight-discussion-with-chi-chi-how.html