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Niseamaka: It is justifiable to hit or even kill a woman in self defence, particularly if my life is at stake. Where did you get the mindset that whatever a woman does, no matter the degree of cruelty, that she doesn't deserve to be hit. Some women are extremely destructive and violent. Some men have actually died in the hands of these category of women.

Simple!

Na so!

Their time is up!

Get the basic leads from them, apprehend the others and finally, do the needful. They are no strangers to the consequences of armed robbery in this part of the world!

Next...!

kennyonthrone: Hater match ova,so wat do u ve 2 say nww

Read my post well. Na ur type dey fail exam steady.

#TeamCFC!!!

kennyonthrone: NiggaZ seekin 4 lyks since 1906+Chelsea is definetely gonna carry the day.who b Bolton na dis kind match dem go use Mikel start

Dem don begin blab say "who be Bolton?".

Later you go see Bolton knacking dem 5-3 (as in Leicester vs manure) or not having the balls to beat Bolton (as in asss-annal vs Leicester).

Drowning haters, grabbing unto the straw since 500BC!

Nice concept!

I "love" asss'annal.

jamace: Abeg, park well. English get format? Ok, complete the following and tell me the format:
1. Big, bigger, biggest
Small, smaller, smallest
Now lets use "GOOD" to do the same thing.
Good, gooder, goodest (This is correct based on the format established but OYIBO man say make I park well say the answer is wrong, that the correct answer is, good, better, best. Abeg tell me whether English get format )
2. Boy, boys
book, books
flower, flowers
Now lets use, "Man" and "woman" the same way.
Man, mans // woman, womans (These are correct based on existing format but OYIBO say I don commit foul. Oyibo say the answers are, man, men // woman, women) Can you tell me why OYIBO changed the rule?
With these few points of mine I hope I have been able to convince you that English language has no FORMAT too. So, abeg park well make I pass. Thank you.

Pally no be small sontin. Oyinbo don carry jypo clear our doubt finish!

Shebi for grammar, dem yan say HE (for bobbos) = SHE (for babes) ; likewise HIM = HER...like so...?

Oya na, if...
"Give her HER book" na correct lingua, wetin come be the gbege for inside "Give him HIM book"?

Abeg wia "HIS" from comot come; wey go make you knack me F9 for grammar na?...shuo!

yemstok: I blame no Man utd player for this loss. The officials killed the game.
Two wrong calls, Leicester's 1st goal and 2nd shdnt have stood. The foul on Rafael was too clear.

To all haters out there, enjoy the moment while it lasts...You all saw the truth but denied it.


To my Man Utd faithfuls.....Keep your heads high, we'd have the last laugh.

Cry me a river. Y'all manure fans are used to being pampered. No more Faggie...here is genuine footballing staring you in the face...live with that!

Your topic says "four"; article says "six"...which one we go take na.

Make una try dey convey the exact message biko!

hermesprogidy: Chelsea will win today but come second in their group. You heard it here first


And Diego Costa will carry 4 months injury today. * enters armored car and escapes from angry chelsea fans*

**Aims a C4-packed missile at the armored jalopy from a combat drone at 40,000ft...and pulls the trigger!

Jregz: yes it's vexing me cos all of y'all chelsea fans act retarded ( RETA-RDED)

That is why you've got to do the needful asap!...GO AND DIE!!!

freemanbubble: Bleep cfc and Bleep cfc fans

Cry us an ocean!

All you miserable haters...BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BLUE FLAG FLIES HIGHER TONIGHT!!!!!!

morbid: Contratry to popular expectations,Chelsea will lose and Diego Costa will go for a rough tackle in which he will be red carded,get 6months injury and also handed a 6-match ban by UEFA and fined 100,000 euros. #teamschalkealltheway

I wish you and and EVERYTHING that has got to do with you the same; amen!

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HMM...LIES!

The better team shall carry the day!

Nobody has the monopoly of violence!

- The gentle strides of a tiger does not indicate cowardice.

- The monkey who tries to see the hunter clearly collects bullets in its eyes.

- The sparrow said that since the hunter has learnt how to shoot without missing, it has equally learnt to fly without perching.

- Snails don't venture where horned animals gather.

- The frowning of a he-goat does not stop it from being priced.

- If the sun claims superiority over the moon, let it shine at night.

- A hen does not expect warning to hide it's chicks from the kite.

- A man does not test the depth of a river with both legs.

- A fly perched on the scrotum is gently nudged off...never struck!

- A wise fish should know that a beautiful earthworm that looks so easy to swallow, has a sharp hook attached to it.

- The okro plant never grows taller than the owner.

- The man who fetches firewood infested with insects, invites lizards into his house.

- Rat wey follow lizard go swim no sabi say him go remain wet when lizard body don dry finish.

- Since all lizards lie on their bellies, one can hardly tell which has stomach ache.

A.k.a die hard!

I have had good peace of mind since I bought this model for my wife. No stories!

I always have d urge to have another one amongst my cars but...money mata.

Focus and determination!

LivingSoul34: Keshi talks too much. A true leader or manager does answer every question. Foot management does not stop at propagandas and endless negotiation of contracts or press briefings. Any coach that cannot manage his players and get the best out of them is already a failure regardless of the noise he makes around. Some persons are managing the likes of Balotteli, Ronney, Saurez, etc and they don't run to the press every now and then to shout how stubborn they are... The same Uche, that Keshi is portraying to the whole in bad light today has played under different coaches home and abroad and non of them has ever complained of his insubordination except the all knowing Keshi. Keshi has to take things easy because the success of every is determined by the relationship that exists between and his subjects.

You hit the nail pal!...as though you read my thoughts!

This Keshi of a guy sucks! Always seeking public sympathy over his delusional and egoistic tactics!

Errors:

1. ..."on a very fast PACE"....not "pase".

2. "For me, THESE are the best"... not "this".

Lets practice what we preach!

anag0900: Empty like the brain box of the most intelligent organism in your family tree. you good for nothing grass and shyte eating sokoto gudali. you are the classic example of waste of conception, in saner climes never do well like you would have been exchange for a glass of milk after your miserable birth....

you are too down the totem pole to be noticed, you are so vile that no organism deserves a comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. you fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species.

if truly survival is by the fittest, the only organism you will be in competition with is a marine oxygen depleting dead algae. scamp before I feed your worthless cadaver to wild sharks.

oh my gosh!!!

Can't stop laughing ay the time and energy it took you to compose this miserable "article" of yours...just to prove a pathetic point.

Your stupidity has been noticed, okay? Clueless oaf!

anag0900: no one in your family tree can kiss my shoe lace in real life, since common sense is a scarce commodity in your family tree, I wouldn't expect anything sensible from your non functional brain. you asymptomatic Ebola monkey hobnobbing in the jungle of the zaiire mountain, should get off the internet and hand back the smartphone to the zoo caregiver.

Exactly what I mean! Reading through your writeups never cease to unveil your acute stupidity! You are empty; so shut the heck up!

The dysfunctional molten substance you've got in that oblong skull of yours has its origin deeply rooted in your lineage. Insect!

anag0900: so you foolishly share same opinion as peeps that feels the aggressor is a victim. bro you need a lobotomy asap.

An ignorant, brainwashed ret@rd like you need not be in existence as human; neither would any phylum of insects habour your kind.

It is obvious that you lack proper parental upbringing! Flea.

Lordlexyy: A typical bloody arab! So the death of the innocent palastinians means nothing to you over a handful of Isreali soldiers? If the Israeli had indiscriminately launch attacks the way Hamas did, do you think one single stone will be left in palastine? Israelis were human enough to select targeted areas which unfortunately killed some civilians( probably accomplice). Note: the condition for the cease fire doesnot include the sea and land blockade, which means Israel still controls the whole palastinian territory. The agreement reach is to allow the opening of border lines still monitored by Israeli to allow food and other humanitarian materials to come in.

You are right about Isreal not launching indiscriminate attacks at Gaza...unlike Hamas, at Isreal.

Isreal has also agreed to extend Gaza's offshore by about 10 kilometers.

To me, Isreal is srill very much in control. Palestinians can celebrate a "win" ...but I prefer to belong to the "losing" part in this case.

It is on air right now that Hamas simply accepted THE SAME DEAL THAT WAS OFFERED A MONTH AGO. So who chickened out this time...after allowing so many innocent souls to die?

Evil will always be kicked against by every right thinking human!

olusogo: @Arty2014. I really like your comment. But before you can get somethings right you need to put yourself in another man's shoe. I can see a number of places bombed by Israel including several Hospitals, story buildings, sky scrappers, among others. While we can not close our eyes to the fact that Hamas placed their rocket launchers in civilian areas, what MEASURES did Israeli forces put in place to save the children, women, teenagers, markets, hospitals, schools, civilians, amongst others that they destroyed? I saw pictures of tall buildings that were destroyed and where are the rocket launchers they claimed they were bombing? In the same vein why has Nigeria army not bombed the whole of Sambisa Forest because of Boko Haram. They will not do that because many lives will be lost including the abducted innocent girls that were abducted, the ecosystem will also be affected. Israel did not care about the children, nor the women and the innocent civilians talkless of the ecosystem. Can we call Israel a State terrorist?
When Iraq encroached Kuwait's land in the 90s, America took them to United Nation and the Allied force decided to fight Iraq. Israel has continuously occupying Palestinian's land, several treaties have been passed, Israel refuses and no Allied Force is there to fight for Palestine. Can We call Israel a State terrorist?
Cameroon took Nigeria to world court because of Bakassi Peninsula, Nigeria land that was conceded to Cameroon by the colonialists involving Germany, Britain and French. Abacha was to go into war and Cameroon could not dare try to fight. Obasanjo decided to allow the peace to reign and allowed United Nation through World Court intervention. The judgement favored Cameroon, Nigeria ceded Bakasi to Cameroon without war and the peace reigns. Israel alleged Hamas of kidnapping three persons. In a civilized and global world, what stopped Israel from taking Hamas to United Nation? Israel took to war about 65 person was killed on their side and they were succeeded in killing over 2000 Palestinians with several properties destroyed. Can we conclude Israel is uncivilized by taking law into their hands if at all we are to justify their madness? Can we call Israel a terrorist State?

What are you saying?

Where the missiles hauled at Isreal from Hamas meant to kill insects on impact? Isreal did well to protect her citizens while Hamas foolishly gave no rat's a$$ about the safety of Palestinians.

Mind you, Isreal always sent out warning signals prior to most attacks, which where in ressponse to fired missiles from Hamas and aimed at crippling Hamas' militancy against Isreal. These warnings were previously ignored by the Palestinians who believe so much in Hamas and their suicidal lifestyle.

Lately, they needn't much persuasion to know that Isreal meant business. That, we saw before those high rise buildings were brought down!

anag0900: why??

Scroll through pages 0-5. I am not the only person who shares same opinion.

alqaeda: [s]Just proves that the siege and bombings can never break the will of a determined people. Israel has been defeated. All their targets from the beginning were never achieved. Stopping of rockets was never and will never be achieved. Destroying of tunnels was not achieved. Continuing with the siege not achieved. So what have they achieved. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him ma no go sleep. You want to live in peace but don't want others to. You want to kill other children but don't want yours killed. It's not possible. Congrats to the Palestinians. [/s]

This is the dumbest writeup I have ever read.

SammyHoe: Pls am I permitted to change my prediction from 2-1 to 3-1?

Nope. 3-0 can do!