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Everton rrrrraping assanal since 500BC

Gooooooooaaaaaaalllll!!!!!!

Up "Blues"!!!!

3 points in the bag!

Topping the league since 500BC

Casey001: chelsea will win the match

Breaking news?

milehigh06: Ten Men Went to Mow

One man went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!,
One man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!,
Went to mow a meadow,

Two men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Three men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Four men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Five men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Six men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Seven men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men,
two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Eight men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men,
three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

Nine men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men,
four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

(everyone standing)
Ten men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
(aside) Meadow!
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men,
five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
(aside) Spot!
Went to mow a meadow,

(arms extended: \0/)
Chelsea!
(clap x 3 above head: \0/)
Chelsea!
and repeat until you realise that everyone else
has sat down because it's now half time

Source: JimJam!

DMainMan: [s]up Arsenal. We will certainly win our match against Everton flawlessly. Meanwhile, Chelsea will struggle to draw. Mark my word. On the other hand, read below:

CONVERSATION BETWEEN ARSENAL FAN
AND A CHELSEA FAN

Chelsea fan: Chelsea is bigger than Arsenal
Arsenal fan: Why.....How?

Chelsea fan: Because we always win
trophies

• Arsenal fan: But we have more
trophies than you

Chelsea fan: Those are history

• Arsenal fan: Has Chelsea ever went a
season unbeaten?

Chelsea fan: NO

• Arsenal fan: Has Chelsea ever won
Golden EPL trophy?

Chelsea fan: NO

• Arsenal fan: Ok i see, did Chelsea have 13
EPL?

Chelsea fan: NO

• Arsenal fan: Ok, did Chelsea have 11 FA
Cup?

Chelsea fan: NO

• Arsenal fan: Was Chelsea founded before
Arsenal?

Chelsea fan: NO

• Arsenal fan: then who was founded at
first, Chelsea or Arsenal ?

Chelsea fan: Arsenal was founded before
Chelsea, but thats history, we at Chelsea
we always win trophies.

• Arsenal fan: How many fans came out for
your Champions League cup parade in
London?

Chelsea fan: 90,000 fans

• Arsenal fan: Correct., how many fans
came out for Arsenal FA Cup parade in
London?

Chelsea fan: 250,000 fans

• Arsenal fan: Correct! So how is Chelsea
bigger than Arsenal?

Chelsea fan: We always win trophies

• Arsenal fan: how many trophies Chelsea
have in total? Then tell me how many
trophies Arsenal have in total ?

Chelsea fan: Emm, emmm, sorry no
comment

• Arsenal fan: At present we have the FA
Cup and Community Sheild, you are trophyless, in history, Arsenal
have 40 trophies, Chelsea have 24 trophies

Chelsea fan: But we have Champions
League, you don't have

• Arsenal fan: Does that make you
bigger than us?

Chelsea fan: YES!

• Arsenal fan: Nottingham forest has TWO
Champions League, does that make
Nottingham better than Chelsea?

Chelsea fan: ... he ran away

Why wont he run? Well it is so good to be special as Arsenal.[/s]

Who has the time to read this baseless crap?

We do the talking on the pitch!

glitest: I hope Chelsea looses, so I could create some mischief today.

Wake up babes...its way past midday!

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] How you know i like fight?! I just want an egg on mourinho's face even though we would be using an handicap to stake the game... [/color]

So which lucky club is proud to have you as a fan? You don't seem the shy type to me...so tell me.

Dewze: Everyday on NL front page we see Chelsea vs Asernal, Manchester United vs Manchester Divided, Manchester City vs Manchester village. We never get to see Kano Pillars vs Warri Wolves or Eyimba vs whatever. And we call this forum "Naira"land. God is watching o?

Most surfers don't have antivirus installed on their handsets.

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] na the symptoms wey go make chelsae collect like three kondo this afternoon… [/color]

Lol. You like fight pass quarrel o.

I am certain that your doubt will be cleared before your wristwatch hits the 3:30 pm mark.

iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] 10000000000000000 likes [/color]

This one wey u don begin quote yourself so...I hope say no be ebola symptom?

Mileage?

Gooners goal.

Roland17: Set pieces have always been our kryptonite

Tell that to Patrick Obahiagnon!

dotcomnamename: Arteta is our problem

Oh, u've already identified a problem?...when day never break.

YoungDaNaval: ARSENAL? WE GONNA ASSASINATE CRYSTALS IN OUR OWN PALACE 2DAY!

Arsenal 3-0 Crystal Palace ==> Ma Prediction. Who wanna stake a bet wif me??

I wanna stake bruvvs!

Up gooners!

Goooal!!!!!!!!!

Up goooners!

omolizzy: Comprehensive and intersting. I started driving at the age of 13. My Dad owned a scrap Peugeot 404 truck which was obviously a Manually transmitted vehicle. My elder brother (who was 15 at that time) and I, used to start the truck by joining two wires together because the key ignition system was bad and my Dad had it hotwired. (Money no dey to buy new ignition). We use the handle of a spoon or any flat metal to release the steering lock, by turning on the ignition first before joining the wires. The truck was always at home, while Dad and Mum were away at work. The family only took it to the farm on Saturdays. That gave room for plenty of time to practice what we watch Daddy do.

I Did my first interstate drive from Benin to Owerri at 14. It was my Dad's Peugeot 504 this time. My Mum had to travel for August meeting; needed to be mobile in the village but did not have the heart to drive herself through the highway. I took the vehicle down to the villa for her...and enjoyed almost two weeks of a lovely August villa experience.

I still have my very first learner's permit which was arranged for me at the age of 14 (Naija Factor), and which I would have shared on this forum...but for security reason due to the "faceless forum" thingy. I believe I was one of the youngest drivers on the streets of Benin at some point.

My longest drive was from Owerri to Sokoto. That was during my NYSC days. My Dad had got me a brand new car then (Toyota Corolla 1.8GLI...European) as a graduation gift. I did not want to leave the car for anyone to damage...so I insisted on taking my car with me for the twelve (12) months that I was going to be away, serving my country.

It was a tough trip...as I had to tango with a "The Young Shall Grow" luxurious bus driver somewhere around Minna in Niger state. He agreed to show me through the rest of the journey if i stayed close; so I followed his trail through Kaduna, Katsina, Gusau in Zamfara and finally, Farufaru in Sokoto. I hear whiiiiiiin!

Driving is pleasurable...if you've got the will.

Cheers.

Thanks!

I started driving at the age of 13. My Dad owned a scrap Peugeot 404 truck which was obviously a Manually transmitted vehicle. My elder brother (who was 15 at that time) and I, used to start the truck by joining two wires together because the key ignition system was bad and my Dad had it hotwired. (Money no dey to buy new ignition). We use the handle of a spoon or any flat metal to release the steering lock, by turning on the ignition first before joining the wires. The truck was always at home, while Dad and Mum were away at work. The family only took it to the farm on Saturdays. That gave room for plenty of time to practice what we watch Daddy do.

I Did my first interstate drive from Benin to Owerri at 14. It was my Dad's Peugeot 504 this time. My Mum had to travel for August meeting; needed to be mobile in the village but did not have the heart to drive herself through the highway. I took the vehicle down to the villa for her...and enjoyed almost two weeks of a lovely August villa experience.

I still have my very first learner's permit which was arranged for me at the age of 14 (Naija Factor), and which I would have shared on this forum...but for security reason due to the "faceless forum" thingy. I believe I was one of the youngest drivers on the streets of Benin at some point.

My longest drive was from Owerri to Sokoto. That was during my NYSC days. My Dad had got me a brand new car then (Toyota Corolla 1.8GLI...European) as a graduation gift. I did not want to leave the car for anyone to damage...so I insisted on taking my car with me for the twelve (12) months that I was going to be away, serving my country.

It was a tough trip...as I had to tango with a "The Young Shall Grow" luxurious bus driver somewhere around Minna in Niger state. He agreed to show me through the rest of the journey if i stayed close; so I followed his trail through Kaduna, Katsina, Gusau in Zamfara and finally, Farufaru in Sokoto. I hear whiiiiiiin!

Driving is pleasurable...if you've got the will.

Cheers.

Sad.

Little wonder why this nation has remained the way it is. Thats what happens when you allow yourself to be led by the blind!

This has got to stop! ...For me, northern dominance is fast becoming a moonlight tale.

Another Ebola-salt story!

Ignore such emails.

Infact, any email that demands your personal login details should be ignored, deleted or better still, blocked from hitting your inbox.

Just stay alert.

Waiting...

He was simply constituting a nuisance...the truth be told. Mind you, he and his team represented a NATION.

Na only him be the sportsman wey waka come? Other countries no get sportsmen ni?

Seen.

Time Changes Yesterday!

Goddex: So, Lagos state govt is contributing only land? They are even fraudulently inflating the cost of the land.

Why were these Louthmouthed APC supporters of APC running their stinking mouths with lies of Fashola building a Lekki seaport if the actual financing is to be done by GEJ and a foreign investor?

supporters of APC lying since 1521

Wahala too much!

Na today them begin locate Chibok girls for inside bush? We need them back; no be locate we wan hia. We don tire.

They were administered a certain Serum incubated in rats; which works as a vaccine to prevent further ebola damage to the system. Not a complete cure though.