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FamilyRe: My Recent Experience With House Agents by chypotenti(m): 9:32am On Jan 25, 2025
[quote author=Sonnobax15 post=133852156][/quote]Those ones (house Agents) are heartless, for Asaba na their Modus Operandi be that.... They're only interested in the visitation fees grin grin grin grin grin grin

But na me be my own house Agent now, I nor go pay anybody shishi grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: My Phone Was Stolen In A Keke Maruwa, How These Theives Operate by chypotenti(m): 2:23pm On Jan 23, 2025
pesty100:
When I got into the back of the keke, there was one other passenger, driver said he needed change so i paid him the normal fare, he said that he wanted more, so i asked him to return my money and drop me, he kept trying to make me add money on top the normal fare which i disagreed.

In the process of trying to return my money he dropped 100 naira out of the keke which was still moving at this point. He gave me the rest of my money and asked me to go and pick the one that fell outside,. So I got out and started looking for this money on the side of the road (he had already zoomed off).

It was after like five minutes of searching and not finding the money that i noticed that my phone was no longer in my pocket.
I have had similar experience though mine is that the Keke was full but the guy sitting beside me na pickpocket be him work, he wants to pick the pocket of a street boy just because I was wearing plain trouser and shirt... As soon as I got down from the keke, na blow I use follow him leg wey him wan use sit down on top my phone... I just tell am say I am in a good mood if not, I for raise alarm guys go bring tire and fuel sharp sharp.... Nonsense!!!!!
PhonesRe: My Phone Was Stolen In A Keke Maruwa, How These Theives Operate by chypotenti(m): 2:16pm On Jan 23, 2025
alezzy13:
My own is how on earth can they throw money outside the moving keke and ask him to go and pick?? shocked shocked shocked

Is the keke man insane?? It's NEVER done anywhere!!

How you self agree for that kin thing?? Are you a baby?
my thoughts actually, money wey you give am for hand, him drop for ground say make you go pick am and you greehuh?? You nor tear ram slaphuh?
PhonesRe: My Phone Was Stolen In A Keke Maruwa, How These Theives Operate by chypotenti(m): 2:10pm On Jan 23, 2025
Hezzyluv:
I don’t know what people gain in causing pain to others. Now, they will go and sell the phone cheap price.

The last time someone left his phone(Iphone12promax) in my Keke, the guy called and started pleading with me to return his phone. I told him not to worry I would return his fone to him. To cut long story short, we arranged a plc and I returned his phone.

I didn’t even wait for him to thank me I moved immediately. He actually came to our park the following day. On seeing me, he asked “what kind of human being are u”? We just chatted small I load my passengers. When I was about to move, he squeezed some cash in my hand on getting home, I counted it. Omo... Na 20k. shocked
Good things will come your way bro!!! God bless your Good heart!
PhonesRe: My Phone Was Stolen In A Keke Maruwa, How These Theives Operate by chypotenti(m): 2:07pm On Jan 23, 2025
Rexymania:
Welcome to lag 😁😁

The reason why they did that to you was bcus they knew you were not concentrating... Maybe you had your earpieces or ear pod on and you were probably glued to your phone
assuming he was glued to his phone, this wouldn't have happened...
FamilyRe: Kids Smiling, Laughing And Playing Computer Games After Losing A Parent by chypotenti(m): 6:28pm On Jan 22, 2025
Etosha:
My mom told me that the day my father was brought home sick, I went to the farm with her that day and ( he was brought home when I was on the farm with mother) according to her, I cried all day on the farm for no reason. She tried to console me but I wouldn't...he died few days later.
chai!!!
FamilyRe: Kids Smiling, Laughing And Playing Computer Games After Losing A Parent by chypotenti(m): 2:41pm On Jan 22, 2025
guobe:
So sorry for your loss.
Quite a sad situation.
Thanks bro
FamilyRe: Kids Smiling, Laughing And Playing Computer Games After Losing A Parent by chypotenti(m): 1:47pm On Jan 22, 2025
My younger sister lost her husband few days ago but her little Boy of A year and 6months showed some signs two days before the dad died cos I was the one with him all through... He will be sleeping at night and shiver as if he's scared of something and start crying... He also did something that surprised me too, the position his father always lay at the sitting room, one of my cosusin who came visiting occupied same position while sleeping, this little Boy went straight there, climbed the soafer and was staring at my cousin to check if the person there was his Dad but after some minutes he discovered that wasn't his Dad... He left... I know his feeling it but can't express it as a child
Foreign AffairsRe: Barron Trump Is Launching His Own Luxury Real Estate Company by chypotenti(m): 9:08am On Jan 22, 2025
Obaman12:
And I'm almost 33 here in Nigeria without a job and nothing to account for.

God when will my time come embarassed?
Relax bro! Your time will definitely come...
HealthRe: FMC Staff Jumps Into Well, Drowns In Ogun by chypotenti(m): 8:19pm On Jan 21, 2025
[quote author= post=133810456]Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/01/21/fmc-staff-jumps-into-well-drowns-in-ogun/[/quote]The man was heading a very sensitive unit (Audit), He was killed either physically or spiritually.... I have seen this happen several times..
RomanceRe: "Upon All Your Shakara, See Who You Later Marry" - Nigerian Man Drags Ex (pics) by chypotenti(m): 2:24pm On Jan 21, 2025
Biznesworld:
upon all your príde, and shakara, see who you later marry - Nigerian Man Obi Arinze in Facebook Drags her ex Girlfriend.

In his comments, he said, “upon all your pride, and shakara, you leta marry who is ready and not love.now l noticed you don't really know what you want.

l taught you said you will find someone that is better than l,(Law Of KARMA IS AT WORK.) now you marry because of act of frustration, pride,and stupidity.

So your husband cannot even afford to buy New clothes for you on your special day ceremony, than using the clothes l bought for you about 2 years ago on your special day.

I'm totally ashamed of you upon all your pride,and arrogant, beauty with no sense.

you dey marry your papa agemate . Shameful bride price, and introduction, my foot....”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦
But I don't really blame the lady, that man must be sick in the head couple with bad character. From this his Facebook post it's obvious the lady made the right call/choice grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: I Use Juju To Disappear After Stealing: Young Thieves Confesses (video/pics) by chypotenti(m): 7:55pm On Jan 20, 2025
Biznesworld:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvxZAbfOtc4


These five boys of below 15 years, confessed to stealing phones, motorcycles, and more. They confessed to stealing from many people. They took things that weren't theirs.

One of the boys even confess to using juju and witchcraft power to steal and disappear.

The boy said he got it from his brother . That anytime he says those words, he could vanish into thin air.

Now, the boys are truly sorry. They promise not to steal again. But these acts is bad for young boys of these age.
Nonsense!!! Why the juju nor come work againhuh?
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Shares Her Transformation After Converting To Christianity (PHOTOS) by chypotenti(m): 2:08pm On Jan 20, 2025
lekanolas:
A lady who converted from Islam to Christianity has shared the transformation journey online.

Taking to her Tiktok account, she shared photos documenting her journey to joining Christianity.

In the before and after video, the lady showed herself at different stages of her journey.

The video has since generated a wave of reactions from social media users.

https://newsday.com.ng/lady-shares-her-transformation-after-converting-to-christianity/
Nawa but funny enough she's more pretty being a Muslim than a Christian.... grin grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Can A 2-Year-Old's Bow Legs Straighten Naturally Or Only With Surgery? by chypotenti(m): 2:00pm On Jan 20, 2025
yinkaOdutuyo:
Hello parents and guardians and health practitioners in the house, I want to ask can a 2year old bow legs straight naturally or only with surgery.

because her parent cant stand the look of the bow legs, many people are recommending surgery, while some said it will correct on it's own between her 3years to 4years as she grows.


pls her parent needed your advices to know which actions to take.
it will straighten naturally, make them nor touch am ooo... My neighbour wey try that surgery nonsense the daughter became disabled till date... Mind you na pikin wey dey waka when she small but they decided to listen to people and their pikin became disabled....
PoliticsRe: Hardship: 70 Million Nigerians To Get ₦‎75,000 Each by chypotenti(m): 8:53am On Jan 20, 2025
IbnB:
You're suffering from dead-brain poverty, poverty has crippled your frontal lobe and indeed 95% of your brain cells
if you say so... But I am not poor though...
PoliticsRe: Hardship: 70 Million Nigerians To Get ₦‎75,000 Each by chypotenti(m): 8:13am On Jan 20, 2025
helinues:
Ohno

Avenue for those in charge of the program to embezzle.

What then is the purpose of al this id card, pin, BVN that Nigerians can't apply for the program online and credited directly to their accounts.

Such online programs would mandate people to have one or 2 id cards . And those id cards will help in building database

undecided
wetin I know be say, I must get the 75k...i go apply and e go reach me definitely... I got the last 50k dey shared and I go still get this one, unless say I nor apply grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Hardship: 70 Million Nigerians To Get ₦‎75,000 Each by chypotenti(m): 8:10am On Jan 20, 2025
JetStar:
NYSC youth corpers less than 1 million Nigerians are yet to get their N70,000 allowee but FG get N75,000 for 70 million people. Ok. LOL.
one corp member sported... grin grin grin grin... The 70k stuff nor fit happen now, so forget about it... Remember so many people have been there before you and they all encountered same increment stuff which never happened till they left the scheme... It will certainly be implemented when we have a new goverment.... So do the math grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Colombian Drug Gang Violence Kills 60 People by chypotenti(m): 11:10pm On Jan 19, 2025
DaBullIT:
My earlier point was weed has been legalized, which means government taxes it, and they regulate the amount you can buy

I don't do drugs but the fact that they changed its name from hard drug to recreational / medicinal whatever doesn't mean weed isn't drugs
pure weed is not drug, so can you rate weed with the likes of cocaine, ice, colos, Bonza and the rest... Like I said pure weed is not a hard drug...
Foreign AffairsRe: Three Released Hostages Back In Israel After Being Freed In Gaza Ceasefire(pics) by chypotenti(m): 10:53pm On Jan 19, 2025
Zooposki:
Na wa o. Them don already cut off two of the girls fingers. They did not even waste time to show their hatred of women. Islam and hate for women like 5 and 6.
she was shot before being held hostage....
Foreign AffairsRe: Colombian Drug Gang Violence Kills 60 People by chypotenti(m): 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2025
DaBullIT:
Legalize this thing and control the supply, no matter how hard anyone tries, people who will seek drugs will seek it

About 25-30 years ago if any US police finds weed on you, you'll rot in peisn


Today it's legalized and people are buying Licence to farm and sell it

Violence will not end as long as it's still a competition


Common sense
My brother pure weed is no longer considered as drug anymore, you can legalize weed(cannabis) but how do you now curb the menace of hard drugs....
Foreign AffairsRe: Colombian Drug Gang Violence Kills 60 People by chypotenti(m): 10:38pm On Jan 19, 2025
Treasure17:
Have it in mind to travel to Columbia. Heard their women are fantastic.
ok...Safe journey bro!!! The ones wey dey here never do you, na Colombia you wan enter?? Like I said, SAFE JOURNEY BRO!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Customs Recruitment: 573,519 Apply For 3,927 Jobs by chypotenti(m): 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2025
Junebone:
Over 75,000 applied for a space reserved for only 9000 .
Brooo
wow!!! Reallyhuh??
PoliticsRe: Avoid Night Meetings That Threaten Rivers, Fubara Tells New CP (video) by chypotenti(m): 2:02pm On Jan 18, 2025
italkdlonly:
https://punchng.com/avoid-night-meetings-that-threaten-rivers-fubara-tells-new-cp/
See him belle... This one nor fit do anything again na. If crisis dey nah, this one nor fit bail himself with him leg.... grin grin grin grin grin grin... Na this country I see say na normal thing for police officers to carry Belle... grin grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Police Arrest A Soldier With ‘Canadian Loud’ In Lagos Barracks by chypotenti(m): 6:48pm On Jan 17, 2025
MrCover:
Source: https://saharareporters.com/2025/01/16/breaking-nigerian-police-arrest-army-personnel-canadian-loud-lagos-barracks
This people nor get fear again ooo. Arrested for what exactly... This soldier siezed this consignment from a peddler. grin grin grin
SportsRe: Haaland Signs 10-year Contract With Manchester City by chypotenti(m): 6:43pm On Jan 17, 2025
CSTRR:
And if the new club refuses to match his current wages, he can decide to stay at City , whether they play him or not and still earn well till he gets old.
grin grin grin grin ...Na so my brother, The truth is that CITY just gambled with this new deal/contract...
SportsRe: Haaland Signs 10-year Contract With Manchester City by chypotenti(m): 3:07pm On Jan 17, 2025
Bahamas95:
Something tells me he signed to set a record that no other player in the history of English football or Manchester City would be able to break.

During the time of Aguero he might have reasoned same way.



Haaland try o, I can't stay in a particular place for such a long time no matter how beautiful the place is...... Boredom will definitely hit me later.
My brother the real idea is just to have a huge buy-on clause when Big clubs come for him and that's if he maintains the form
SportsRe: Haaland Signs 10-year Contract With Manchester City by chypotenti(m): 3:00pm On Jan 17, 2025
AirBere:
Cole Palmer also signed a 9 year deal. Terrible decision but good luck to both
For Palmer it's a nice decision, how do you repay a club that showed faith in you, a club that believed in your potential, a club that gave him the chance to flourishhuhhuh?
For Haaland; City needs to keep him fit so as to gain from this long Term contract when Madrid comes calling, Na only Madrid go fit pay the rudiclous amount wey Man City dey eye so... grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Heard Someone Call Her Name By 12am (Video) by chypotenti(m): 7:02am On Jan 17, 2025
Localemperor:
Those are Mimics, and they are real... Looking at the above comments, one can conclude that most Nairalanders are daft and not well read.
oga leave that matter... grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Edo Woman Beats Police And Gets Arrested! (video) by chypotenti(m): 7:05pm On Jan 16, 2025
HedgesTV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cuqTGtRN9s

An Edo woman identified as Rita has been arrested for assaulting police officers after a stop and search in Benin city.

Her strength made some people wonder if she is related to Anthony Joshua and when the deed was done she was arrested.

Full video above.
when i first see this video i nor know say e nor go pass Edo woman... grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: My Life Got Better After Mohbad’s Death – Father by chypotenti(m): 7:44pm On Jan 15, 2025
This person wey interview the man, wetin him dey find?? He just exploited the old man's ignorance.... cry[color=#990000][/color]
PoliticsRe: National Grid Old, Dilapidated – Power Minister, Adebayo Adelabu by chypotenti(m): 9:50am On Jan 14, 2025
treesun:
https://punchng.com/national-grid-old-dilapidated-power-minister/
Hmmmm!!! Him wan chop him own money... Criminals everywhere embarassed embarassed embarassed
Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Announces $770 One-time Payment To California Wildfire Victims by chypotenti(m): 9:48am On Jan 14, 2025
DrMB:
The wildfires, which began on January 7, 2025, have caused significant damage in Southern California, leading to evacuations, property damage, and loss of life, thus necessitating financial support for affected individuals.

People are reacting with rage to President Biden $770 One-time Payment To California Wildfire Victims.
What do you think about the $770 One-time Payment To California Wildfire Victims?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhWw4ZNva78
see Update for Dem Boys grin grin grin grin

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