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Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by chypotenti(m): 9:48am On Jul 08
RandDigital:


A Nigerian man sparked widespread outrage online after a video of him mocking Zulu culture from inside a luxury Maybach car went viral on 5 July 2026 in Cape Town.

The clip, shared by @realyobarnub on X, shows the man dressed in traditional Zulu attire in his car, which is valued at over $500,000 (approximately 9 million rands).

Laughing alongside his friends, they all rhymed, saying "I'm not getting back, I'm in a Maybach", before he stepped out anyway and attempted to perform the Zulu warrior dance.

South Africans were quick to respond with anger, warning that disrespecting the Zulu Nation was not something to take lightly.

The online backlash was swift and sharp, with many pointing out that the stunt reflected poorly on Nigerians living in South Africa at a time of already heightened tensions.
That man if he's actually a Nigerian... Nor dey South Africa
CelebritiesRe: Moment Yhemolee Splashes N2 Billion On A Ferrari (Video) by chypotenti(m): 7:59pm On Jun 28
Misslams:
most of these guys trade forex
which Forex abeg cool shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: At 27, He Was Already A Bank Chairman: The Extraordinary Rise Of Orji Uzor Kalu. by chypotenti(m): 9:42pm On Jun 20
odoemelamemmanu:
At 27, He Was Already a Bank Chairman: The Extraordinary Rise of Orji Uzor Kalu.

‎Emmanuel Odoemelam, China.

‎Long before he became a rep member, governor, senator, or one of the most influential political figures in contemporary Nigeria, Orji Uzor Kalu had already achieved what many spend a lifetime pursuing.

‎A recently circulated ranking of Nigeria's youngest bank chairmen places Kalu at the very top of the list. In 1987, at just 27 years old, he became Chairman of Cooperative and Commerce Bank (CCB), a feat that remains remarkable even by today's standards.

‎For many Nigerians, the achievement is more than a historical footnote. It is a reminder of a young entrepreneur whose journey from commerce to national leadership was built on vision, courage, and an uncommon appetite for enterprise.

‎By his mid-twenties, Kalu had already established himself in the world of business. He was involved in international commodity trading and had interests spanning multiple sectors, including furniture, shipping, oil, manufacturing, and other commercial ventures. At an age when many young people were still searching for direction, he was building companies, creating jobs, and expanding his business footprint beyond Nigeria's borders.

‎Those who have followed his career often point to his early years as evidence that success is not defined by age but by determination, discipline, and the ability to recognize opportunities where others see obstacles.

‎Today, Kalu's public profile extends far beyond business. He served as Governor of Abia State, later emerged as Chief Whip of the 9th Senate at first arrival at the Red Chambers, and currently represents Abia North Senatorial District in the National Assembly. He also chairs the Senate Committee on the South East Development Commission (SEDC), where he plays a key role in advancing development initiatives across the region as a top ranking senator.

‎Yet, despite decades in public service, many still associate him with the entrepreneurial spirit that first brought him national recognition. His story resonates because it reflects the possibilities available to young Africans willing to dream beyond limitations and work relentlessly toward their goals.

‎For Nigeria's Generation Z, Kalu's journey offers powerful lessons. It demonstrates that leadership can begin early, that wealth creation can be built through enterprise and innovation, and that business success can evolve into a platform for national service.

‎More than four decades after he began his business journey, Kalu remains a prominent figure in Nigeria's economic and political landscape. At 66, he continues to command attention whenever conversations turn to leadership, development, and the future of the country. Amongst the class of 1999 governors, he remains one of the renowned very important persons with a known source of cash flow as recognized by Forbes magazine and several other global financial journals.

‎His rise from a young businessman to a bank chairman, rep member, governor, senator, and national statesman stands as one of the most compelling success stories of his generation a story that continues to inspire young Nigerians to believe that greatness is possible, regardless of where they start.

‎In a nation constantly searching for examples of perseverance and achievement, the life of Orji Uzor Kalu serves as a reminder that ambition, hard work, and resilience can transform youthful dreams into a legacy that spans generations.
Chairman of a defunct bank.... This man nor get good publicity secretary I swear.... They just succeeded in ending the man's career grin grin grin grin grin grin......
CrimeRe: Qudus Ajeyemi Jailed 5 Years In The UK For Attempted Rape, To Be Deported by chypotenti(m): 10:31pm On Jun 17
Ezeama400:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/06/uk-based-nigerian-who-tried-to-rape-drunk-woman-jailed-five-years-to-be-deported/
Very Harsh judgement just because he's black... He didn't force himself on her... He even apologized for trying to touch her in the first place.......chai!!! I pity this guy embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Actress, Beverly Afaglo Dies Of Cancer by chypotenti(m): 9:37pm On May 25
Cancer very deadly disease... You can't be too careful... She died because the deadly disease is hereditary..... Her Dad and Sis died from same disease..... Nawa oooo.. May God protect us all, though death is inevitable.. We only pray to die old...
BusinessRe: Otedola To Invest $100m In Dangote Refinery by chypotenti(m): 12:08am On May 21
antimater:
$100M isn't that much....maybe because this is Nigeria
who be thishuh
BusinessRe: Has Any Nigerian Bank Ever Frustrated You? Share Your Experience by chypotenti(m): 3:21am On May 20
Counterigbolies:
like seriously, this thing just happened to me now n I open nairaland n I see the topic ASAP

So funny grin grin grin grin

I dey use Airtel normal so I went to one small eatery to eat, I chop finish e reach to pay na so opay begin load, e just dey load, the waiter was there n u know that kind of thing that they will start feeling maybe the person no get money ni...


I maintain my cool, I check access e dey bring name but e no load to pay, I got frustrated that I had to show the waitress the account balance which she seems uninterested about cos of previous experience of people eating n giving excuses when it's time to pay.

I see say e wan dey turn f up na him I call my wife to send their money, I don reach shop back like this n I don off my phone like 500 times.

I learnt a bad lesson today, anytime I wan go chop I go first do transfer or make I hold reasonable cash.
My brother whatever you do in this country, try as much as possible to get different networks for data, try get different bank app for online transactions to avoid getting your white stained..... E get why, just yesterday I wanted to get some fruits on my way back from work, I couldn't transfer to the seller cos of bad Airtel network and I don't have data on my MTN... I got so frustrated I had to leave. . And the bad thing there is for me to sub my MTN I still need data from same Airtel to do that...... We still have a long way to go in this country.... Shikena!!!!!!
RomanceRe: My Heartbreak Is Beyond Reasonable Doubt by chypotenti(m): 7:59am On May 11
Speedstar7:
I am still a student of the university of uyo 25 years of age, I am writing this with deep pains in my heart . Our tenant ( a single mother) in our compound has a 19 year old daughter who stays with her father in another town oku iboku. She do occasionally visit her mother and spend at least a month with her mother (she's in ss3 though),Well when she do come to see her mother I normally don't talk to her because of my introvertedness untill she started asking wether I have a girlfriend, talking about sex etc it then got to a point she indirectly asked me to sex her. After the first sex we started having sex almost throughout that month last year ... I later proceeded in asking her out of which she agreed. Her mother bought a phone before she returned to the place she is schooling ( she wants to write waec) fast forward today she came two weeks ago.. she has stopped giving me attention and sex, most of the time ignores me as if I don't exist. I even overhead a guy asking wether she has seen her period on phone
I am so heartbroken... This is my first ever relationship, she kinda approach me first although indirectly I was kinda thinking it will last. She left today.... Please advise me it's really tough
She's not your girlfriend bro!!!!! Please always make sure you use protection while on it with her to avoid stories that touches the heart.
CelebritiesRe: Psquare: I Have Officially Changed My Birth Date - Mr P (Peter Okoye) by chypotenti(m): 8:10pm On Apr 20
fergie001:
Mr P, one half of the Psquare twin has told fans he has officially changed his birth date. The twin: Paul & Peter Okoye were born November 18, 1981 and have not been on the best of terms for a years now.


Mr P


Peter Okoye
That one concern them ooo... Me my own be say I dey think of how I am going to complete my Father's building project for him..
RomanceRe: What My Fiancee's Pastor Told Me The Day I Met Him. by chypotenti(m): 2:32am On Mar 25
Toolegit123:
Good day everyone.

So recently I've been thinking about marriage. Tho I'm in a relationship but the woman I've been dating doesn't really seem to have the same serious interest and intentions like me. I've talked to her severally but it seems she isn't ready to settle down yet. Imagine this is someone whom I've gone to see her people and they know me well. My own people know her too. I've equally talked to her mom since she's the one parent she has . And had also talked to her best friend about it too.

But one thing I've noticed about her is that she's over religious and seems to be too close to her pastor. The last time I talked to her about the marriage stuff,she directed me to go and talk to her pastor. Tho I was initially furious about it but I just had to man up,kill my pride and decided to pay her pastor a visit.

From the conversation I had with her pastor,it seems he's one of the major stumbling blocks. Because he was only curious about my financial status sad he was even asking me what was my source of livelihood,and of which I told him. Afterwards,he then asked me what was my monthly salary. Saying if I'm sure I can take care of my fiancee with that amount,or if I'm planning to have a side hustle. That he doesn't want a case where any of her spiritual daughter will go into a marriage where she'll be suffering. I told her categorically clear that I'm not a lazy man and I don't intend to put anyone's daughter into suffering in the name of marriage.

It's been over a week since I left the pastor's office, and since then,my fiancee has been behaving so cold towards me.

So I don't know whether to continue with my proposal or I should just kindly look for another lady to marry.
Oga leave am run for your own good... The Pastor is probably having an affair with her... But her eye go soon clear when the Pastor deal with am finish..... That's why I hate Nigerian Christianity... Oga the sign's are clear oooooooo
RomanceRe: Lady Narrates Heartbreaking Story Of Sharing Her Boyfriend With Another Woman by chypotenti(m): 9:43pm On Feb 26
Rep9jaCom:
A Nigerian lady has stirred emotional reactions online after opening up about how she remained in a relationship where her boyfriend was openly involved with another woman.

In a viral video shared on TikTok, the heartbroken lady recounted how she discovered her boyfriend was cheating.

When she confronted him, he allegedly told her he loved both women and could not choose between them.



Instead of walking away, she said she tried to adjust to the painful reality in a bid to keep the relationship.

According to her, she even made efforts to befriend the other woman so things could work smoothly.

In a shocking revelation, she disclosed that when her boyfriend travelled to another city to visit the other lady, she helped him pack his bags and even accompanied him to the airport.

The situation later became more complicated when he told her they had broken up. However, she eventually discovered it was a lie.

Despite knowing the truth, she said she pretended not to be aware because she feared he would end the relationship if she confronted him.

Things took an even more painful turn after he finally broke up with her. She claimed he still reached out for casual sexual encounters, clearly stating that it was not a relationship.



According to her, she never found the courage to walk away on her own. In the end, he was the one who completely ended things, and despite her pleas and attempts to reconcile.

Watch the video below…



https://www.rep9ja.com/viral/lady-narrates-heartbreaking-story/
story for the gods... Believe this at your own peril😀😀😀
HealthRe: Help! I'm Going Deaf by chypotenti(m): 11:46pm On Feb 06
DeclanR:
Please Doctors, kindly come to my aid.

WHAT HAPPENED

I don't know if it's called Earpod, Earbud or Airpod, but it's all earpiece.
So I bought a Bluetooth one, downloaded Spotify playlist app on my phone's playstore and began listening to jamz 24/7 except when I'm bathing. Even at work, I use it.

I wasn't used to using accessories like this.

So, I noticed a pain inside my right ear, later it became a boyl. I felt the pains, took Bicham ampiclox and after a few days, it disappeared.

Now I can't hear with that ear any longer. I can only partially hear with it.

HOW AM I FEELING ?

In the ear, I feel like there's a blockage which is impeding sound. I feel like there's water in there. You know how it is when you're bathing and water enters into your ear? That's how the feeling is, right now. If I'm talking to someone, I feel there is an earpiece hanging in my ear, so I need to speak louder than normal. This is the Third day.
I am worried.
Bro the boil you had never disappeared, the Ampiclox you took dissolved/opened up the boil and it melted into your ear... That's why you have the feeling as if water is in your ear, just some cleaning on the affected ear and you will be fine grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Traditional Worshippers' Shrine Burnt In Auchi, Edo State by chypotenti(m): 12:33pm On Feb 05
[quote author=CyynthiaKiss post=138369146] thought we dey practice freedom of worship for this country? Who even tell them say their religion na the ultimate? People wey just enter the world meet am as e dey, yet dem dey force am on others.
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University Is Beautiful - Okonjo-Iweala Confesses by chypotenti(m): 1:23am On Feb 02
School wey great Obasanjo send most of his kids to....... 😁😁😁😁...... I remember meeting his children in school then....
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University Is Beautiful - Okonjo-Iweala Confesses by chypotenti(m): 1:20am On Feb 02
That school is very fine I swear, and well organized..... I remember my years there!!!! I couldn't cover the whole school till I graduated.... It's so big and massive too...... My Alma mater
SportsRe: Morocco Has Not Lost A Home Game In official competition in 16 Years by chypotenti(m): 12:14pm On Jan 13
HonNL:
Morocco face Nigeria in the semi final of the 2025 AFCON on home soil in Rabat


Source
Nigeria will be the first....... Morocco should brace up for the upcoming loss
PoliticsRe: Senator Oluremi Tinubu Celebrates Nigeria’s First 2026 Baby, Honors New Parents by chypotenti(m): 8:44pm On Jan 01
Yvngex:
Bruh!!! You just called it 'National hospital' and you're still saying this?

Wait, were you expecting them to come pick the first child from your father's house? 🤔
Na everybody fit afford National Hospitalhuh
PoliticsRe: Senator Oluremi Tinubu Celebrates Nigeria’s First 2026 Baby, Honors New Parents by chypotenti(m): 7:33pm On Jan 01
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Nuclear Scientist, Nuno Loureiro, Shot Dead Inside His Home (Photos) by chypotenti(m): 12:12pm On Dec 17, 2025
WriterNig:
🇺🇸 A prominent nuclear science professor at MIT was shot and killed inside his home in a swanky Massachusetts neighborhood Monday night, with police mum on details of the tragic slaying.
This job might be from the CIA
RomanceRe: Red Flag Discovery Gone Wrong. Should I Still Continue This Relationship? by chypotenti(m): 3:01pm On Dec 15, 2025
wildcatter23:
huh

I see absolutely nothing wrong with what the lady did. Infact you are the red flag!

Testing or tricking your fiance is born from a place of insecurity. Do you understand?

And the mother is correct. Why are you making a big deal out of nothing. If she is already married, I will be the first to come for her.

You are just in a relationship. So while at that, she is free to chat and explore her options. You too should be exploring your options.

Moreover, You haven't paid her dowry so she isn't yours yet. So you cannot claim double dating.

While you are looking out for yourself finding the right one, who said she can't look out for the right one for herself.

Guy, you see, a woman should exercise absolute prudence in picking a spouse.

If she chooses wrongly. She will spend her entire life ruing her choices. This is nothing new, expect you weren't experienced.

Heck, she told the fake you no sex.
So, why the fuss?

That's the best response you should be expecting.

As a woman or man, you should keep your options open.

It's up to you to take my advice or leave it.
This is the best comment up here!!!! She's not your wife for God's sake...
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Deputy Governor, Lawrence Ewhrudjakpo Dies by chypotenti(m): 6:41pm On Dec 11, 2025
Ah! I just finished reading how he collapsed in his office, only to see this now..... May His soul RIP.....
PoliticsRe: Meet The Top 10 Finance Commissioners Leading Nigerian States’ N3.6 Trillion IGR by chypotenti(m): 11:10am On Nov 27, 2025
And Anambra nor dey this listhuh
SportsRe: Guardiola’s Influence Is So Deep He Literally Creates His Own Rivals by chypotenti(m): 11:05am On Nov 27, 2025
Nwaikpe:
How grown men sit to watch football and talk about it when it literally has no connection to them baffles me.

Oshey
No go get BP for nothing oooo... Leave us with our football and face your boring life grin grin grin grin.... No hard feelings ooo grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Does Soyinka Criticise Trump Without Assessing Tinubu's Govt? - Daniel Regha by chypotenti(m): 10:28pm On Nov 23, 2025
etokhana:
How Does Soyinka Criticise Trump Without Assessing Tinubu's Government? - Daniel Regha




Source
Old Age don catch up with him brain grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 90% Of ISWAP Terrorising Kogi And Ondo Are Ebira By Tribe - Sheikh Gumi by chypotenti(m): 10:16pm On Nov 23, 2025
Truths9ja:
🚨90% of ISWAP terrorising Kogi and Ondo are Ebira by Tribe - Sheikh Gumi, the Terrorist Advocate.

I don't have the data but, Gumi may not be far from the truth. Beside, he knows them all.

One Obadaki was recently recaptured by DSS following his earlier jail break. He allegedly mastermind the deeper life church bloodshed in 2012. I remembered that night too well.

The Terrorist group that attack Apostle Suleiman were Ebiras too. What about the Owo church massacre? I remembered the late Ondo state Governor raising this accusations few years ago prior to his death.

If you grew up in Ebiraland, you will have no doubts on that fact, religious extremism runs through some of our people's vein. It is not hidden. Between ourselves alone, we laid waste of our land. I remembered the time of Baba and Mustapha too. Let me stop here 🧑‍🦯

Credit: Sheikh Gumi on Facebook



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1aiiX5TtsR/
the question is? How you take knowhuhhuh The US is coming.......
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Will Never Become An Islamic State! - Bishop Oyedepo (Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:14pm On Nov 23, 2025
stuffs2002:
Is Oledepo alright?

Did he not see that both Muslims and Christians suffer the insecurity?
More Muslims suffer in the hands of bandits and kidnappers than Christians



FULL LIST OF THE 25 ABDUCTED KEBBI SCHOOLGIRLS RELEASED
The names of the 25 girls taken from Government Girls Comprehensive Secondary School in Maga, Kebbi State have been officially shared — a heartbreaking reminder of the harsh reality these innocent students are enduring. Here are their names and classes:
1. Fatima Sani Zimri — SS2A
2. Hafsat Ibrahim — SS2A
3. Nana Firdausi Jibril — SS2A
4. Masauda Yakubu Romo — SS2A
5. Hauwa Saleh — SS2B
6. Hauwa’u Umar Imam — SS2B
7. Salima Garba Umar — SS3
8. Salima Sani Zimri — SS3
9. Amina G. Umar — SS3
10. Rashida Muhammad Dingu — SS3
11. Saliha Umar — SS3
12. Aisha Usman — SS3
13. Jamila Iliyasu — SS3
14. Maryam Illiyasu — SS3
15. Najaatu Abdullahi — SS3
16. Zainab Kolo — SS3
17. Surraya Tukur — JSS3A
18. Hafsat Umar Yalmo — JSS3A
19. Maryam Usman — JSS3A
20. Amina Illiyasu — JSS3A
21. Ikilima Suleman — JSS3A
22. Khadija Nazifi — JSS2
23. Hauwa’u Iliyasu — JSS2
24. Hauwa’u Lawali — JSS2
25. Ummu Kulsum Abdulkarim — JSS2
These names represent more than just statistics.
They are daughters… students… dreams waiting to flourish and right now, they are missing.
This one nor concern us oooo.... The US is coming, na drone attack first and they will wipe them out.... Shikena!!!!!
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Will Never Become An Islamic State! - Bishop Oyedepo (Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:03pm On Nov 23, 2025
Truths9ja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdrp0-tbxXY



https://tribuneonlineng.com/nigeria-will-never-become-an-islamic-state-bishop-oyedepo/
This matter nor be prayer matter ooo, since we can't tackle it... Let the US help us shikena... If una like do 100 days fasting grin grin grin.... Na why I like Israel style be this
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by chypotenti(m): 12:01pm On Nov 16, 2025
Fear of DR Congo is the beginning of wisdom for Eagles.... grin grin cheesy grin
SportsRe: World Cup Play-Off: CAF Clears Wilfred Ndidi For Final Against DR Congo by chypotenti(m): 11:59am On Nov 16, 2025
wildcatter23:
huh

Nice development.

It's better meeting DR Congo than meeting Cameroon.

Based on past antecedents, it doesn't bode well for Nigeria.
we should be more wary of DR Congo based on current form.... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Officer Yerima Breached The Law In That Faceoff With Wike - Prof. Sebastine Hon by chypotenti(m): 9:43pm On Nov 12, 2025
loffyloffy:
Unfortunuately you are more emotional than logical.

In respose to your question, yes, if it is my land , I would not commence development without appropriate approval, that is the way sane and sensible people behave.

When government officials visit ,you give them access and provide them with all required documentation.
I hear you... MR UPRIGHT... So he can revoke the land and also allocate same land to his Children illegally like he always do...... Oga nobody send am message.. Wike go there for illegal duty period..... grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Officer Yerima Breached The Law In That Faceoff With Wike - Prof. Sebastine Hon by chypotenti(m): 9:31pm On Nov 12, 2025
loffyloffy:
Not exchange words with the minister, and give his employer a call.

That young man that you guys are celebrating here is sure to face a serious career uphill away from the press, no matter the amount of celebration he is receiving now.

He did not just disrespect the FCT minister, he disrespected the Authority of the president that appointed him.
And you think the young officer is a nobodyhuh? Oga nothing go happen to am... He's father is also Influencial.... Na them them...... So weep for yourself and forget about the young man..... grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Officer Yerima Breached The Law In That Faceoff With Wike - Prof. Sebastine Hon by chypotenti(m): 9:21pm On Nov 12, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/naval-officer-in-face-off-with-wike-breached-the-law-san/
Bunch of useless people everywhere, you're quoting the law now... When same Wike left his position as FCT minister and went down to Rivers State to obstruct governance where una dey with una useless law....... Them don serve am breakfast and all the Lands he's forcefully acquiring now, will also be forcefully taken from him when he leaves Office... After all we're in a lawless country... So who respects the lawhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh? Oga SAN go and rest all of una na same thing...

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