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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by chypotenti(m): 6:25pm On Apr 25
sonssyo:


Not so big thou,on a low budget, Naija hard bro shocked
Modified
Finally came out like this
you finish that swallow only you grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by chypotenti(m): 8:42am On Apr 09
Jazzman01:
Google calender got it right all along. Wednesday and Thursday is the date on the calendar. I wonder why the FG rushed to declare Tuesday and Wednesday.
Na so every salah holiday go they be for this government grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by chypotenti(m): 8:39am On Apr 09
TriCee:
Ok. I hope they are not expecting those government workers to travel back to work only on Friday.

It should have been a week holiday then.
E nor possible my brother, government workers know say na till next week Monday be that... In fact for northern states, the holiday started yesterday..... To work for Northern state na best I swear, they don't take things seriously over there.. grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Those Wishing Zack Orji Dead Will Die Before Him, Actor Dunhill Says (Video) by chypotenti(m): 4:08pm On Mar 27
We will all die someday, just make the best out of this short life...
NYSC / Re: Female Corps Member In Shock As Her PPA Sold Before Her Arrival (photo) by chypotenti(m): 9:02pm On Mar 21
There's no big deal abeg... Everybody wan trend....

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Science/Technology / Re: Little Boy Captures Live Snake With Bare Hands (Photos) by chypotenti(m): 8:59pm On Mar 21
Pikin wey him grandpa don put anti-snake for him body... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Hookup Lady And Client In Intense Fight Over Payment Dispute (photos) by chypotenti(m): 8:35pm On Mar 21
Baba wear yellow socks, come still wear blue hoodgrin grin grin

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Business / Re: N193 Billion Intervention Loans Declared Lost By CBN by chypotenti(m): 7:31pm On Mar 21
I am not surprised... The entire process of loan disbursement through Nisral was entirely flopped... Them divert the funds wella... People that got COVID-19🦠😷 loan were forcefully been debited as per recovery irrespective of the fact that before the got those loans, Nisral staff them cut their own percentage out of the money, as processing fee grin grin grin grin grin... And mind you, this COVID-19🦠😷 loan was suppose to be a grant...
Business / Re: N193 Billion Intervention Loans Declared Lost By CBN by chypotenti(m): 7:24pm On Mar 21
Before nko Their loan disbursements through Nisral(NMFB) was entirely flopped... People go apply for loan, Nisral staff go take him own percentage for loan money and you expect the person wey collect the loan to pay back in full later.... Nonsense!!!!!!!!! Them try recover COVID-19🦠😷 loan small by forcefully debiting people's accounts....
Celebrities / Re: I Always Do Makeup Before Cooking Because My Food Will Be Nice - Chizzy Alichi by chypotenti(m): 8:27pm On Mar 20
This one nor just sabi cook anything.... I cook pass this one!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by chypotenti(m): 8:27pm On Mar 19
Maazi calm down ooo, nor go promise government wetin you nor fit do... Those boys are no longer under your control/leadership.......its now a case of Apprentice wey don over sabi the job pass Oga... Just negotiate your freedom quietly but not with this statement, I take God beg you!!! I just wish say him fit see this my post grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Why Is My Mother In Law Asking For My Genotype? by chypotenti(m): 8:22pm On Mar 19
Abobby nor tell me say you nor know wetin you go do... No school requests for that, your mother in-law is passing a message knowingly or unknowingly, when last you see this your pikin Since you're always busy... My guy put eye for ground, it's still early........
Romance / Re: Ungrateful Girlfriend Rejects Iphone 13, Demands Iphone 15 Pro Max by chypotenti(m): 8:06pm On Mar 19
SKIT
Business / Re: Profile Of Adaora Umeoji, Zenith Bank’s First Female Group Managing Director by chypotenti(m): 7:52pm On Mar 19
She's married.. Her husband's name is Nwokoye
Politics / Re: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by chypotenti(m): 9:00pm On Mar 18
Militants!!!!! na them go suffer am, Nigerian Army don declare shoot at sight for all Militants....

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Celebrities / Re: Sex Trafficking, Racketeering: Pop Singer, R Kelly Appeals 30-year Jail Sentence by chypotenti(m): 8:29pm On Mar 18
Judolisco:
Evidence boku....jst dey play o... Na so Michael Jackson spend all him money for court untop child molestation and rape until him kpai.... What's with all dis stars and perversion?
why are they prosecuting only the blacks? What of the White's who still do same shit?? What if he's innocent of all this accusations?? Na so we go dey after him go don spend some years behind bars or after he must have died due to frustration...... We go come begin hear say him dey innocent...... I rest my case though but if he's really guilty, he should serve his term in peace...
Religion / Re: Woman Slumps And Dies While Singing On Altar In Delta Church by chypotenti(m): 7:10pm On Mar 18
post=128983644:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/woman-slumps-and-dies-while-singing-on-altar-in-delta-church-2.html
the way people slump and die these days is quite alarming... I am beginning to think that these kind of deaths are not ordinary anymore.....
Family / Re: Can You Advise Someone To Marry In This Room by chypotenti(m): 6:20pm On Mar 14
Jewessgratitud3:
It's the color for me be looking color riot..

Can a man marry in this kind of room? Be sincere
Abeg how much you buy this your fan
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo's Aide, Akintoye Benson Dies In A Car Accident(video) by chypotenti(m): 1:26pm On Mar 08
Dayvidoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xr3KeutA_U?si=ISuXH3VuQNbhnLMu

The Chairman of the Tricycle Owners and Operators Association of Nigeria (TOOAN) Zone H, Lagos State, Mr Akintoye Benson is dead.

Benson, who was also an aide to the Chairman of the Lagos Chapter of the National Union of Road Transport Workers, Musiliu Akinsanya, aka MC Oluomo, reportedly died on Thursday night in a ghastly motor accident on the Third Mainland Bridge.

Ogunseye Vincent, a close associate of Benson confirmed his demise in a post shared on his Facebook page on Friday.

Vincent described his untimely death as shocking.

na highness kill am!!!!
Romance / Re: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by chypotenti(m): 12:29pm On Mar 08
Letuspray4niger:
Good day all, please I need ur advice

I’m the only bachelor in my neighborhood, three rented apartments. I’m in between two families, they both have three three kids each, they are all very nice people, they rendered assistance to me in any slightest opportunity that presents itself, they pack my washed clothes under the sun fold it and well arranged before I returned home. They always sweep my surroundings, when they are doing theirs.

One of them, her husband is not always around. He goes and comes once in a while, she will always like to engage me in conversation any little chance she finds me outside, knowing fully well that she is a married woman, I don’t give room for such familiarity, she always offer me food by giving it to her children to give to me. (Make I no lie I need the food cus I no fit cook) I’ll also get things for her children too.

I noticed her getting me food was getting too frequent, I started given her attitude and being very official with her, and she took caution.

The other lady is here with her husband, she will join me in my car if I’m going out maybe coincidentally. It happened she was going to my direction, also, there was a faithful day I left my apartment keys at a barbershop in front of my estate, I came back that evening looking for this barber guy his number was not connecting, I went to my neighbor's house to ask her if he knew where I can find this guy, the man was not in the house, the wife came out that she will lead me to the guys house, and me I don’t know where the guys lives.

On our way going the husband was coming back home, he saw us walking in the street of the estate, he confronted us and we told him, just yesterday I came back at about 11:30pm when this woman with her husband here came knocking at my door that her husband is accusing her of having an affair with me, that he threatened to send her parking if she dares disclose the information to me and it happened that I’m close to the husband, we both discuss about politics a lot, the other neighbor who’s husband is not always around also came out, I had to confront the husband why dragging me into ur family issues did u seen me on top ur wife, why this allegation? He said is his family issue that he will take care of it.

A this point, I’m considering taking a legal action against him for character assassination, did I do wrong for given my Neiboure’s mwife a lift Or asking for where I can locate the barber guy? I’m guilty of this)? The husband has the right to suspect, but since nothing going on between me and his wife what I’m supposed to do, should I proceed with the legal action?

Matured advice please.
Oga Neighbour, you get girlfriend abi Just invite her and make sure this man accusing you is at home that day!!!!! He will come begging you... Just try this and get back to me... It works like magic grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Workaholic, He Goes To Bed At 2, 3am Every Day — Ajuri Ngelale by chypotenti(m): 10:27pm On Mar 07
dre11:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/tinubus-workaholic-he-goes-to-bed-at-2-3am-every-day-ajuri-ngelale/
who be this one again? At what age please? Oga go sleep abeg... Go and tell that to a baby.... Even babies sef don begin get sense pass this spokesperson grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: A Lady Arrested For Helping Fainted Cleaner (pics, Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:20pm On Mar 07
GistMedia0:
A good Nigerian lady found herself in a legal battle after rushing a cleaner, who fainted, to the hospital. The incident unfolded when the lady, a health worker, witnessed the cleaner collapse and immediately took action to get her medical help.

Despite not knowing the cleaner personally, the lady believed it was her duty to assist and swiftly transported her to the hospital. However, upon arrival, the situation took a distressing turn. When asked to provide details for the cleaner's medical folder, she explained she was not acquainted with the patient and therefore couldn't offer the required information.

To her shock, the medical director of the hospital allegedly accused her of assaulting the cleaner. Authorities were called, and the lady was arrested and charged with assault.

Taking to Twitter to share her ordeal, she expressed her disbelief at the situation. She revealed that despite the cleaner now being conscious and refuting any claims of assault, she is still facing legal repercussions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9CYmGgtFvw
The Judge wey dey handle this case na complete failure......... Charlatans!!!!!
Politics / Re: NLC Suspends Protest Because Of Threats, Intimidation — Ajaero by chypotenti(m): 7:34pm On Feb 29
Business / Re: Has Anyone Successfully Linked Their NIN With Their Bank Account? by chypotenti(m): 7:27pm On Feb 29
dominique:
You beat me to creating this topic. GTB has been bombarding me with messages to link my NIN with my bank account on their website. I've navigated the entire website carefully but there's no link where one can do that. They said one can dial *737*20*NIN# which I tried and was not successful. Anybody that has successfully linked their NIN to accounts should kindly put us through.
save yourself the stress and visit the Bank
Business / Re: Richest Royal Family Of Saudi Is Worth 4 Times More Than Musk, Gates Combined by chypotenti(m): 7:24pm On Feb 29
treesun:


https://dailytrust.com/revealed-richest-royal-family-is-worth-4-times-more-than-musk-gates-combined/
whoever that is making this comparison is really foolish... Royal Family enriching themselves from their countries resources being compared to self made Billionaires.... That's absolute stupidity!!!!!
Phones / Re: MTN Apologises For Network Glitch by chypotenti(m): 7:21pm On Feb 29
No compensation at all Anyways I got 1.5G free data this morning from my smart phone maker as bonus, just like that.... Thanks infinix!!!!!
Travel / Re: Pakistan Airlines Air Hostess Flies To Canada, Leaves Note & Goes Missing by chypotenti(m): 7:17pm On Feb 29
I've been seeing comments up there, "catch am, catch am".... Wetin them wan catch am for She steal?? Na by force to work for the Airline?? She don try for them jare(15years on the job)... Canadian government go protect am unto asylum matter.... She's a free woman... If you know what women go through in countries like Pakistan, Afghanistan... You go pity them.....
Food / Re: Pure Water May Be Sold For ₦100/Sachet Due To High Production Cost by chypotenti(m): 8:24pm On Feb 28
Them go begin drink alone na... We go begin use our own hand make our own water, if you nor fit drink your borehole water grin grin grin grin, then go buy filter/water purifier or better still boil the water, leave am make e cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Cooking Gas Price Hits ₦‎16,250 Per 12.5kg by chypotenti(m): 3:18pm On Feb 28
Wisdomkosi:

Source : https://politicsnigeria.com/hardship-more-woes-for-nigerians-as-cooking-gas-price-hits-n16250-per-12-5kg-cylinder/?fbclid=IwAR1CFH1QOjRgBWcoPE2Udw2STCROo59Ed6mv9cijNYVGDWgWDWaClPx6k6I
My man that's what we buy here, if you break it down it's #1, 300 per kg... I been think say e don skyrocket oooo 😁😁😁😁😁
Business / Re: Unusual Names Of CBN-Approved BDC Operators by chypotenti(m): 12:33pm On Feb 28
emkz:
‘Deep Freezer Ltd, Rice and Beans Ltd’ — unusual names of CBN-approved BDC operators



https://www.thecable.ng/extra-deep-freezer-ltd-rice-and-beans-ltd-unusual-names-of-cbn-approved-bdc-operators
Abeg which one be Mompha own for there?

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Crime / Re: Banks Coniving With Cyber Criminals To Scam Nigerians - My Experience With Stanb by chypotenti(m): 3:51am On Feb 23
Please if you ever collected COVID-19🦠😷 loan, be rest assured your account will be debited at some point by CBN recovery team... That's how I was debited about 103k November 2023. grin grin grin

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