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Politics › Re: FG Begins Payment Of ₦50,000 NERSI Fund: Have You Received Yours? by chypotenti(m): 7:25pm On Nov 03
OredoPikin:
🤣🤣🤣
So I nor be vulnerable Nigerian 😂
Scam and lies go finish APC
Na the *670# you dial bro??
Foreign Affairs › Re: 15-Year-Old Girl Wakes Up In Her Coffin At Her Own Funeral In Guatemala (Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:16pm On Oct 14
richmond500:
Omo, that's why it's good to put dead bodies ⚰ in mortuary first.

They would have buried her alive
Hmmm na that one bad pass, the mortuary attendant for don embalm person wey never die... grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Mr. P – Chukwu Mme (official Video) by chypotenti(m): 11:35am On Oct 02
Sports › Re: I Have No Privacy Anymore – Cape Verde, Goalie Vozinha Laments by chypotenti(m): 9:56am On Sep 30
solbase10:
https://www.completesports.com/i-no-longer-have-any-privacy-cape-verde-goalkeeper-hero-vozinha-laments-loss-of-peace-after-2026-world-cup-fame/#respond
This man get principle ooo... Maybe him nor like money sha.... Rejecting deals from Tobacco, Alcohol or Sports betting brands... grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: I Have Faced Tough Elections But 2027 Will Be Easiest. Rivers Is Tinubu - Wike by chypotenti(m): 9:04am On Sep 22
fergie001:
Oga Wike pray to be alive till then oooo.... You don start now dey plan to rig election for Rivers next year... Issorit grin grin
Health › Re: Have You Done Your HIV Test? by chypotenti(m): 12:18pm On Sep 18
I have done it twice this year, will still run another test by December.... grin grin
Business › Re: COVID-19 Loan: NIRSAL Just Wiped Out My Account Balance by chypotenti(m): 8:56am On Sep 17
Omoh! Me I got a loan of 250k but was credited 238k, sometime last year I was debited 103k once, then I have been getting little debits since then like 2k, 3k etc. I suppose don pay back finish shaa...
Politics › Re: Desperate Politicians Resorting To Human Sacrifice To Win Elections- Donald Duke by chypotenti(m): 2:16pm On Sep 02
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Gifts Pastor Jerry Eze Big Mansion For His Birthday Today – Video by chypotenti(m): 10:27pm On Aug 24
Kobojunkie:
. When did Obi Cubana become an Architect/Home Builder/Construction Engineer? When did he get into the home construction business? 😐😐
Are you really asking this??
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Gifts Pastor Jerry Eze Big Mansion For His Birthday Today – Video by chypotenti(m): 8:39pm On Aug 22
Dahlya:
Obi Cubana Gifts Pastor Jerry Eze Big Mansion for His Birthday Today – Video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVcjbcMNB4c?si=4wmRPxMeXtOouEJ_

Pastor Jerry Eze is celebrating his birthday in a big way after businessman Obi Cubana surprised him with an incredible mansion reportedly worth ₦500 million.
Obi Cubana revealed the special gift and promised that the house will be completed and ready by December, making the birthday celebration even more memorable.
The generous gesture has already got Nigerians talking, with many praising Obi Cubana for the surprise.
Watch the video to see the moment the birthday surprise was revealed and what Obi Cubana said about Pastor Jerry Eze's new mansion
https://www.instagram.com/p/DcVoOILnIQ6/?igsi=OWp1emhranljZGR1
All this bloggers with their nonsense reporting... Gift my foot.. Pastor Jerry only contracted Obi for the project... Make una dey their dey deceive una selves.. Pastor Jerry na billionaire
Politics › Re: Tinubu Could Have Won Osun Election ‘At All Cost’ If He Wanted - Wike by chypotenti(m): 9:32pm On Aug 18
MrAIFeb:
This is true, any president in power can decide
And then the incumbent Governor cannot decide abihuh??
Politics › Re: Tinubu Could Have Won Osun Election ‘At All Cost’ If He Wanted - Wike by chypotenti(m): 9:27pm On Aug 18
InfoGuru118:
https://verynigerian.com/tinubu-could-have-won-osun-election-at-all-cost-if-he-wanted-theres-nothing-the-gov-could-have-done-wike/
I don't think he actually understands the fact that the masses don't want APC in Osun State, at least for now...I just dey pity this Wike, he should just enjoy the power while it lasts, because he will be a regular visitor to EFCC headquarters soon, just mark this date... "Peace"
Politics › Re: Tinubu Could Have Won Osun Election ‘At All Cost’ If He Wanted - Wike by chypotenti(m): 9:26pm On Aug 18
InfoGuru118:
https://verynigerian.com/tinubu-could-have-won-osun-election-at-all-cost-if-he-wanted-theres-nothing-the-gov-could-have-done-wike/
I don't think he actually understands the fact that the masses don't want APC in Osun State, at least for now... Make him go Rivers go dey do that one... At all cost my foot.... I just dey pity this Wike, he should just enjoy the power while it lasts, because he will be a regular visitor to EFCC headquarters soon, just mark this date... "Peace"
Travel › Re: Family Pays ₦500 For A Zoo In Yola, Finds Cement Animal Statues Instead by chypotenti(m): 11:33am On Aug 12
nlfpmod:
A family visiting a zoo in Yola, Nigeria, paid 500 Naira per person expecting live animals but encountered only painted statues, sparking their viral video.




Na the one wey their money fit carry be that grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Friends Recreate Their Old Photos At Same Location (then Vs Now Pictures) by chypotenti(m): 9:11pm On Aug 11
princepee:
grin cheesy why dem change colorhuh??
From black to yellow
my brother dem nor change color, na quality of phone camera change grin grin grin
Family › Re: My Sister Is Pregnant For My Husband So I Deported Them Back To Africa - Lady by chypotenti(m): 11:06am On Aug 04
nlfpmod:
My sister is pregnant for my husband so I deported them back to Africa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OUOV_nlApU?si=ROBOB1IZGvqGWnHu

She looks like Doris Ogala.
Case closed.. grin grin grin No too much talk...
Politics › Re: Soludo, Wife Join Son Ozonna's Dance Challenge (Video) by chypotenti(m): 6:48am On Jul 29
Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSIEbsJhr9c?si=jiCuLoxPB3FiWZC_

Soludo and Wife Join Son Ozonna's Dance Challenge Amid Relationship Rumours

Anambra State Governor, Professor Chukwuma Soludo, and his wife, Mrs Nonye Soludo, have joined their son, Ozonna Soludo, in a dance challenge to his latest song, sparking reactions across social media.

Ozonna shared the heartwarming video on TikTok, showing himself dancing alongside his parents as they celebrated his music. In the caption, he described the moment as the Governor and First Lady of Anambra joining him to dance to his song, which he called the "international national anthem."

The video quickly attracted attention, with many social media users praising the family moment, while others linked it to previous online conversations about Ozonna and his father.

Ozonna, who has gained attention for his music, fashion, lifestyle and creative content, has often sparked reactions among Nigerians with his unique personality and public appearances. His activities have sometimes fuelled discussions about his relationship with his father, particularly following online claims that there was tension between them.

However, there has been no confirmed evidence that Governor Soludo and his son have a strained relationship. If anything, the latest video appears to paint a different picture, showing the governor and his wife publicly supporting their son's creative journey.

The family dance challenge has since generated widespread reactions, with many Nigerians describing it as a display of the strong bond between a father, mother and son, despite the speculation that has surrounded Ozonna online.

The video also comes shortly after Governor Soludo and his wife travelled to the United Kingdom to celebrate the graduation of their daughter, Oduko Soludo, who earned a First Class Honours degree in Neuroscience from the University of Nottingham. The back-to-back family moments have given the public a rare glimpse into the governor's private life, portraying him not only as a political leader but also as a supportive husband and father.


Source: https://gtvdaily.com/ozonna-soludo-shares-sweet-family-dance-as-governor-first-lady-join-big-flex-challenge/
Damage control... Nice one grin grin
Crime › Re: Marvis Osakwe: Nigerian Killed In South Africa (picture) by chypotenti(m): 10:59am On Jul 25
koladata:
Some of these people were forced into it
My brother some who were forcefully initiated nor dey active again...
Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike's Daughter Jazmyne Graduates From London University (Photos) by chypotenti(m): 1:38am On Jul 24
Delightnews:
Happy Dad and Mum!

FCT Minister, Nyesom Wike, his daughter, Jazmyne and wife, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Wike, during Jazmyne's University of Southampton Bachelor of Laws (Upper Second-Class Honours) graduation ceremony in Southampton, United Kingdom today

Also present were Adamawa State Governor, Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri, PDP Presidential Candidate, Prof Sandy Onor, PDP BoT Chairman, Senator Mao Ohuabunwa, Deputy National Chairman (South), Aaron Chukwuemeka, APC Governorship candidate in Rivers State, Hon. Kingsley Chinda, Executive Director of Projects for the South South Development Commission, Hon Marcus Nle Ejii, House of Reps member, representing Ahoada West/Ogba-Egbema/Ndoni Federal Constituency of Rivers State, Hon Victor Obuzor and Publisher of This Nigeria Newspapers, Eric Osagie and others.
nawa ooo.... The third picture....
Politics › Re: Oduko Soludo Graduates With First Class In Neuroscience From UK University by chypotenti(m): 1:33am On Jul 24
vRendoh:
Brain and Beauty. Daddy's brain.
Congratulations to her.
who tell you say na Daddy's brainhuh
Foreign Affairs › Re: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by chypotenti(m): 9:48am On Jul 08
RandDigital:


A Nigerian man sparked widespread outrage online after a video of him mocking Zulu culture from inside a luxury Maybach car went viral on 5 July 2026 in Cape Town.

The clip, shared by @realyobarnub on X, shows the man dressed in traditional Zulu attire in his car, which is valued at over $500,000 (approximately 9 million rands).

Laughing alongside his friends, they all rhymed, saying "I'm not getting back, I'm in a Maybach", before he stepped out anyway and attempted to perform the Zulu warrior dance.

South Africans were quick to respond with anger, warning that disrespecting the Zulu Nation was not something to take lightly.

The online backlash was swift and sharp, with many pointing out that the stunt reflected poorly on Nigerians living in South Africa at a time of already heightened tensions.
That man if he's actually a Nigerian... Nor dey South Africa
Celebrities › Re: Moment Yhemolee Splashes N2 Billion On A Ferrari (Video) by chypotenti(m): 7:59pm On Jun 28
Misslams:
most of these guys trade forex
which Forex abeg cool shocked shocked
Politics › Re: At 27, He Was Already A Bank Chairman: The Extraordinary Rise Of Orji Uzor Kalu. by chypotenti(m): 9:42pm On Jun 20
odoemelamemmanu:
At 27, He Was Already a Bank Chairman: The Extraordinary Rise of Orji Uzor Kalu.
‎
‎Emmanuel Odoemelam, China.
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‎Long before he became a rep member, governor, senator, or one of the most influential political figures in contemporary Nigeria, Orji Uzor Kalu had already achieved what many spend a lifetime pursuing.
‎
‎A recently circulated ranking of Nigeria's youngest bank chairmen places Kalu at the very top of the list. In 1987, at just 27 years old, he became Chairman of Cooperative and Commerce Bank (CCB), a feat that remains remarkable even by today's standards.
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‎For many Nigerians, the achievement is more than a historical footnote. It is a reminder of a young entrepreneur whose journey from commerce to national leadership was built on vision, courage, and an uncommon appetite for enterprise.
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‎By his mid-twenties, Kalu had already established himself in the world of business. He was involved in international commodity trading and had interests spanning multiple sectors, including furniture, shipping, oil, manufacturing, and other commercial ventures. At an age when many young people were still searching for direction, he was building companies, creating jobs, and expanding his business footprint beyond Nigeria's borders.
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‎Those who have followed his career often point to his early years as evidence that success is not defined by age but by determination, discipline, and the ability to recognize opportunities where others see obstacles.
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‎Today, Kalu's public profile extends far beyond business. He served as Governor of Abia State, later emerged as Chief Whip of the 9th Senate at first arrival at the Red Chambers, and currently represents Abia North Senatorial District in the National Assembly. He also chairs the Senate Committee on the South East Development Commission (SEDC), where he plays a key role in advancing development initiatives across the region as a top ranking senator.
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‎Yet, despite decades in public service, many still associate him with the entrepreneurial spirit that first brought him national recognition. His story resonates because it reflects the possibilities available to young Africans willing to dream beyond limitations and work relentlessly toward their goals.
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‎For Nigeria's Generation Z, Kalu's journey offers powerful lessons. It demonstrates that leadership can begin early, that wealth creation can be built through enterprise and innovation, and that business success can evolve into a platform for national service.
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‎More than four decades after he began his business journey, Kalu remains a prominent figure in Nigeria's economic and political landscape. At 66, he continues to command attention whenever conversations turn to leadership, development, and the future of the country. Amongst the class of 1999 governors, he remains one of the renowned very important persons with a known source of cash flow as recognized by Forbes magazine and several other global financial journals.
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‎His rise from a young businessman to a bank chairman, rep member, governor, senator, and national statesman stands as one of the most compelling success stories of his generation a story that continues to inspire young Nigerians to believe that greatness is possible, regardless of where they start.
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‎In a nation constantly searching for examples of perseverance and achievement, the life of Orji Uzor Kalu serves as a reminder that ambition, hard work, and resilience can transform youthful dreams into a legacy that spans generations.
Chairman of a defunct bank.... This man nor get good publicity secretary I swear.... They just succeeded in ending the man's career grin grin grin grin grin grin......
Crime › Re: Qudus Ajeyemi Jailed 5 Years In The UK For Attempted Rape, To Be Deported by chypotenti(m): 10:31pm On Jun 17
Ezeama400:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/06/uk-based-nigerian-who-tried-to-rape-drunk-woman-jailed-five-years-to-be-deported/
Very Harsh judgement just because he's black... He didn't force himself on her... He even apologized for trying to touch her in the first place.......chai!!! I pity this guy embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actress, Beverly Afaglo Dies Of Cancer by chypotenti(m): 9:37pm On May 25
Cancer very deadly disease... You can't be too careful... She died because the deadly disease is hereditary..... Her Dad and Sis died from same disease..... Nawa oooo.. May God protect us all, though death is inevitable.. We only pray to die old...
Business › Re: Otedola To Invest $100m In Dangote Refinery by chypotenti(m): 12:08am On May 21
antimater:
$100M isn't that much....maybe because this is Nigeria
who be thishuh
Business › Re: Has Any Nigerian Bank Ever Frustrated You? Share Your Experience by chypotenti(m): 3:21am On May 20
Counterigbolies:
like seriously, this thing just happened to me now n I open nairaland n I see the topic ASAP

So funny grin grin grin grin

I dey use Airtel normal so I went to one small eatery to eat, I chop finish e reach to pay na so opay begin load, e just dey load, the waiter was there n u know that kind of thing that they will start feeling maybe the person no get money ni...


I maintain my cool, I check access e dey bring name but e no load to pay, I got frustrated that I had to show the waitress the account balance which she seems uninterested about cos of previous experience of people eating n giving excuses when it's time to pay.

I see say e wan dey turn f up na him I call my wife to send their money, I don reach shop back like this n I don off my phone like 500 times.

I learnt a bad lesson today, anytime I wan go chop I go first do transfer or make I hold reasonable cash.
My brother whatever you do in this country, try as much as possible to get different networks for data, try get different bank app for online transactions to avoid getting your white stained..... E get why, just yesterday I wanted to get some fruits on my way back from work, I couldn't transfer to the seller cos of bad Airtel network and I don't have data on my MTN... I got so frustrated I had to leave. . And the bad thing there is for me to sub my MTN I still need data from same Airtel to do that...... We still have a long way to go in this country.... Shikena!!!!!!
Romance › Re: My Heartbreak Is Beyond Reasonable Doubt by chypotenti(m): 7:59am On May 11
Speedstar7:
I am still a student of the university of uyo 25 years of age, I am writing this with deep pains in my heart . Our tenant ( a single mother) in our compound has a 19 year old daughter who stays with her father in another town oku iboku. She do occasionally visit her mother and spend at least a month with her mother (she's in ss3 though),Well when she do come to see her mother I normally don't talk to her because of my introvertedness untill she started asking wether I have a girlfriend, talking about sex etc it then got to a point she indirectly asked me to sex her. After the first sex we started having sex almost throughout that month last year ... I later proceeded in asking her out of which she agreed. Her mother bought a phone before she returned to the place she is schooling ( she wants to write waec) fast forward today she came two weeks ago.. she has stopped giving me attention and sex, most of the time ignores me as if I don't exist. I even overhead a guy asking wether she has seen her period on phone
I am so heartbroken... This is my first ever relationship, she kinda approach me first although indirectly I was kinda thinking it will last. She left today.... Please advise me it's really tough
She's not your girlfriend bro!!!!! Please always make sure you use protection while on it with her to avoid stories that touches the heart.
Celebrities › Re: Psquare: I Have Officially Changed My Birth Date - Mr P (Peter Okoye) by chypotenti(m): 8:10pm On Apr 20
fergie001:
Mr P, one half of the Psquare twin has told fans he has officially changed his birth date. The twin: Paul & Peter Okoye were born November 18, 1981 and have not been on the best of terms for a years now.


Mr P


Peter Okoye
That one concern them ooo... Me my own be say I dey think of how I am going to complete my Father's building project for him..
Romance › Re: What My Fiancee's Pastor Told Me The Day I Met Him. by chypotenti(m): 2:32am On Mar 25
Toolegit123:
Good day everyone.

So recently I've been thinking about marriage. Tho I'm in a relationship but the woman I've been dating doesn't really seem to have the same serious interest and intentions like me. I've talked to her severally but it seems she isn't ready to settle down yet. Imagine this is someone whom I've gone to see her people and they know me well. My own people know her too. I've equally talked to her mom since she's the one parent she has . And had also talked to her best friend about it too.

But one thing I've noticed about her is that she's over religious and seems to be too close to her pastor. The last time I talked to her about the marriage stuff,she directed me to go and talk to her pastor. Tho I was initially furious about it but I just had to man up,kill my pride and decided to pay her pastor a visit.

From the conversation I had with her pastor,it seems he's one of the major stumbling blocks. Because he was only curious about my financial status sad he was even asking me what was my source of livelihood,and of which I told him. Afterwards,he then asked me what was my monthly salary. Saying if I'm sure I can take care of my fiancee with that amount,or if I'm planning to have a side hustle. That he doesn't want a case where any of her spiritual daughter will go into a marriage where she'll be suffering. I told her categorically clear that I'm not a lazy man and I don't intend to put anyone's daughter into suffering in the name of marriage.

It's been over a week since I left the pastor's office, and since then,my fiancee has been behaving so cold towards me.

So I don't know whether to continue with my proposal or I should just kindly look for another lady to marry.
Oga leave am run for your own good... The Pastor is probably having an affair with her... But her eye go soon clear when the Pastor deal with am finish..... That's why I hate Nigerian Christianity... Oga the sign's are clear oooooooo
Romance › Re: Lady Narrates Heartbreaking Story Of Sharing Her Boyfriend With Another Woman by chypotenti(m): 9:43pm On Feb 26
Rep9jaCom:
A Nigerian lady has stirred emotional reactions online after opening up about how she remained in a relationship where her boyfriend was openly involved with another woman.

In a viral video shared on TikTok, the heartbroken lady recounted how she discovered her boyfriend was cheating.

When she confronted him, he allegedly told her he loved both women and could not choose between them.



Instead of walking away, she said she tried to adjust to the painful reality in a bid to keep the relationship.

According to her, she even made efforts to befriend the other woman so things could work smoothly.

In a shocking revelation, she disclosed that when her boyfriend travelled to another city to visit the other lady, she helped him pack his bags and even accompanied him to the airport.

The situation later became more complicated when he told her they had broken up. However, she eventually discovered it was a lie.

Despite knowing the truth, she said she pretended not to be aware because she feared he would end the relationship if she confronted him.

Things took an even more painful turn after he finally broke up with her. She claimed he still reached out for casual sexual encounters, clearly stating that it was not a relationship.



According to her, she never found the courage to walk away on her own. In the end, he was the one who completely ended things, and despite her pleas and attempts to reconcile.

Watch the video below…



https://www.rep9ja.com/viral/lady-narrates-heartbreaking-story/
story for the gods... Believe this at your own peril😀😀😀
Health › Re: Help! I'm Going Deaf by chypotenti(m): 11:46pm On Feb 06
DeclanR:
Please Doctors, kindly come to my aid.

WHAT HAPPENED

I don't know if it's called Earpod, Earbud or Airpod, but it's all earpiece.
So I bought a Bluetooth one, downloaded Spotify playlist app on my phone's playstore and began listening to jamz 24/7 except when I'm bathing. Even at work, I use it.

I wasn't used to using accessories like this.

So, I noticed a pain inside my right ear, later it became a boyl. I felt the pains, took Bicham ampiclox and after a few days, it disappeared.

Now I can't hear with that ear any longer. I can only partially hear with it.

HOW AM I FEELING ?

In the ear, I feel like there's a blockage which is impeding sound. I feel like there's water in there. You know how it is when you're bathing and water enters into your ear? That's how the feeling is, right now. If I'm talking to someone, I feel there is an earpiece hanging in my ear, so I need to speak louder than normal. This is the Third day.
I am worried.
Bro the boil you had never disappeared, the Ampiclox you took dissolved/opened up the boil and it melted into your ear... That's why you have the feeling as if water is in your ear, just some cleaning on the affected ear and you will be fine grin grin grin grin

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