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CareerRe: Second Class Upper At 26 Years of age, any hope securing a graduate trainee job. by chypotenti(m): 1:50pm On Jun 06, 2023
Oboy reduce your age if you see anyone you wan apply for, your are still young na...we wey don pass recruitment age still dey apply....
SportsRe: Plusvalenza: Italy's Appeal Court Hit Juve With 10-Point Deduction In Serie A by chypotenti(m): 2:21pm On May 23, 2023
These ones are just bunch of confused criminals...nor be the same court that gifted JUVE some point addition few months agohuh? Now them don comot same point again....Nonsense!!!!
CareerRe: Pay Slip Of UBA Contract Staff Who Earns ₦‎45,000 Monthly by chypotenti(m): 3:22pm On May 22, 2023
Annahh:
No contract staff in a bank is paid 45k. Lies upon lies. They are paid more than that. Way more. Even double. That's probably the salary of a security man or cleaner.

Core staff are paid very well. Very well.
please don't say what you don't know.....I earn something like that presently as a contract staff with my Bsc...mind you, I am neither a driver nor a cleaner...
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Alex Otti, Assembly Candidates In Kano/Abia, Apapa Faction Reacts by chypotenti(m): 1:42pm On May 19, 2023
Pierced:
The issue will head to supreme court.....LP will loose.

Starting from Otti.....to the their senators......and reps.
Enemy of Democracy.... grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Who Should Be A Man's Next Of Kin Between His Mum And His Wife? by chypotenti(m): 4:09pm On Apr 15, 2023
saphiere:
Please drop your answer with reasons.

For me, I'd say his wife.
My reasons;
1. His wife takes care of his children.
2. He grows old with his wife.
3. His mum might die before him.
4. His wife is always there by him.
none...the Kids instead
FamilyRe: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by chypotenti(m): 6:51pm On Apr 06, 2023
booksbo0k:
Sorry for the long write up my people, I need advice.

My first son has been behaving somehow in our family, as if he's not part of this family...
You and this boy can be in the same house but you might not set your eyes on him once for a whole day. He will be inside his room through out...

He has been telling me that he is currently working on going to rent his own place and live on his own and that if God helps him and he is able to achieve that, He will not have anything to do with our family again and that we will never set eyes on him ever again :[ ...

I would have not been bothered by such statement if it were coming from someone else, I would take it as a bluff. But this my son is someone that normally doesn't call people to check on them, not even us his parents..

When he was in his previous University before he dropped out, this boy can go for months, that is a whole semester stretch without calling anybody to know how you're doing, except you call him or maybe he wants to ask for money for something or school stuff....

We have five children and he is the first, the second and third children are away in University, he and the two last siblings are the only one's with us.. My husband refused him from going to University in a far place instead he gives him transport money to be going to his own University from home everyday...... He and his father don't even talk again except good morning greetings. He is only 21 ohh..

Let me give you guys small back story so that you can understand how all these things started.

My son graduated from secondary school (a boarding school) in 2017 at 16 years old... Initially, he said he wanted to study computer science as he said that was the course he loved and wanted to study. But my husband refused and persuaded him to study pharmacy because he worked at NAFDAC and he saw the way pharmacy graduates were living at his work place and the salary they were recieving. He and one of his chemist friend sweet talked him into going to study the course and I guess it was because he was young then and could not challenge his dad then that was why he gave in....

He wrote JAMB but he did not meet the cut of mark for pharmacy (but I later realised his score was good for computer science then)... No public University was willing to admit him for pharmacy then because his score was not good for the course but due to my husband love for the course and not wanting my son to lose admission that year , he decided to go the way of private University not minding their school fees...Long story cut short, my son got admitted into Madonna University where we were paying 1M naira every year.....After 3 years in the school and in 300L @18 years old, he began saying he was not interested in the school any longer, that he was tired of the course, that he's body is no longer in the school and blablabla that he wants to go and play football in Europe...

He came back for holiday during the beginning of covid and refused to go back to the school when they resumed, saying that he was only wasting our money by being in that school and he did not want to continue.....This got my husband really sad and angry....My son stayed home for almost two years doing nothing because my husband was adamant that if he would not go back to school, nothing for him, that all the money he has spent for school fees in that school can not be for waste that he can become a footballer after he graduates, saying no one can become a successful footballer without being a graduate, that it would later affect them in life...

But my son refused. I must confess, my son is extremely good at playing football. That was the talent i can confidently say that God personally gave to him from birth. Infact when he was graduating from secondary school, they gave him the award for the best graduating footballer and he was always the centre of attention anytime he plays at our church events. He friends used to call him "nima" then, I think...

I and my husband got tired of him staying at home for long so I went to meet with one pastor in our street who was based in the UK with his family but comes home sometimes for church related matters. I explained my son's situation to him and he offered to help my son travel out to chase his football career provided we have the funds for it. The man was secondary school class mates with "victor ikpe ekong" who was a former super eagles player but currently a pastor in Sweden. To my greatest surprise he called him on a WhatsApp video call in my presence and i was really surprised...He gave me the man's phone number to keep in contact and also scheduled a day to meet with my husband and have a discussion.. I told my son and he was very happy..I also told my husband and he was eager to meet with him at least, anything to solve my sons idleness at the time..

The pastor came to my our house on several occasions and discussed with my husband. My husband kept telling the pastor, saying he would like my son to be going to school while chasing his football career at the same time, a feat which pastor let us know would be difficult as one has to be dropped for the other. Unfortunately, my husband changed he's mind and said he was no longer interested in the whole footballer thing. He said he knew that my son wanted to become a footballer only because of girls. That he, my son knew that if he becomes a footballer, all the girls would like him, that that was the only reason he wanted to become a footballer, and that if football was his true destiny, he doesn't need to travel out for it to manifest, that he can be in Nigeria and make it from here.....That was how that chapter close like that. Pastor left for England few months after.....

After years of my son staying at home, my husband got tired. One night, he hired some Street thugs to come take my son away and beat him up...my son stayed with them for 2 weeks. When he returned, he said he was ready to go back to school. But my husband told him he won't be going back to any private University again. My son wrote jamb again to study computer science and was admitted into COOU. but my said he would not allow him go to any University that is not in the same state we are residing. Now the problem here was that all the public schools in the state we are staying will not accept you to study computer science unless you did chemistry in jamb. And my son did not do chemistry in jamb because he is not good in chemistry. If he was to study in the same state we were staying, he had to settle for another course, which he did...Now another problem arose. My husband refused to rent an apartment for my son around the school because the school is considerably far from our house, instead he decided to be giving him money (2000) everyday as transport fare to be going from home. This did not sit down well with my the boy and he again, said he was no longer interested in schooling again sef that he can't be going such far distance from home to the school everyday to study a Course he does not even like siting that it would be stressful and affect his academics and that it was unwise to be paying 60k a year as school fees while you spend 2k everyday as transport..My husband got angry and called on our estate CSO to come pick him up. They beat him so badly in public that when he got back home later in the evening, I went to check him in his room, his buttocks and back where scarred and red with huge marks...

Ever since, he has been going to the school from home and he has become very distant from us especially his dad. They don't talk again in the same house except "good morning sir"...

My son has turned into something else. He can stay indoors from morning till night. I would have said he has started keeping bad company but he does not even have a single friend, not one..Nobody calls him, and he doesn't call anybody...I have five children and he is the first. The second and third already gained admission this year in a private University and are in school currently, so he and he's last two siblings are the only one's with us now..

Why I'm writing this is because I'm scared..I'm beginning to fear that my son might commit suicide, he's beginning to show that kind of attitude.. And the plans he have to leave us forever to go and stay alone, I don't like it ohhhh...

Nairalanders please I need your advice.
I cried after reading this.....madam your husband is a beast....the heading of this long epistle is even misleading, God give una better pikin wey nor dey cause trouble but una wan use una hand turn the poor boy to a beast, just tell that your wicked husband to watch his back, that boy fit waste am one day.....you as the mother nor try at all and you still get mouth to talk say your son dey behave somehow....just dey torture the poor boy for nothing... Abeg give me your location make I come carry that boy from una, wicked parents......
CelebritiesRe: “i’m A Lesbian Witch, I Know I’m Going To Hell”- Temmie Ovwasa Asserts by chypotenti(m): 5:13pm On Mar 31, 2023
hitng:
Controversial singer and social media personality, Temmie Ovwasa popularly known as YBNL Princess stirred reactions online after sharing a new video online.

The songstress posted a video of herself singing a worship song. The video caught the attention of many courtesy of her caption that read:





Furthermore, she wished for someone to start a queer church that suits her lifestyle.

In her words:



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqZA1V7jG0x/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
This kind people nor fit go Hell, she will change someday
RomanceRe: I Saw My Neighbor On His Knees Begging A Girl To Accept Him For Relationship by chypotenti(m): 3:18pm On Mar 30, 2023
Stanweezy:
Even if she agrees, it will be disastrous because the girl will milk him dry
how you take knowhuh
FamilyRe: Should A Man Be Forced To Marry A Lady He Impregnated By Mistake? by chypotenti(m): 11:23am On Mar 27, 2023
obembet:
Many women have become a single mother today due to mistakes they were force to make by Thier partner.

It's very easy for a man to move one and remarry whenever he desires while many single mothers out there looking for who they will spend the rest of Thier lives with.

So, Should a man be force to marry a lady he impregnated by mistake?

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CqPlm_Yuau7/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
YES, there is nothing like mistake in things like this.....
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: I Was The First Governor To Meet Protesters - Sanwo-Olu by chypotenti(m): 6:17am On Mar 10, 2023
BusinessRe: A Customer Paid Me With The Old #500 This Morning by chypotenti(m): 8:31pm On Mar 07, 2023
sportskid:
I collected N40k old N500 from my bank today, nobody has agreed to collect it from me yet
My brother The real issue is that when you want to deposit this old money back to the bank you must generate a code from CBN portal just that same process all over again and sometimes it takes up to a week or more some up to a month before your money is confirmed, who is ready to go through that process againhuh
BusinessRe: Are People Using Old Naira Notes In Your Area? by chypotenti(m): 12:25pm On Mar 05, 2023
OfficialP:
the SC ruling is unnecessary, even if CBN succumb to the ruling, it won't change anything cos the most of the old notes have been destroyed.

What I expect the SC should do is to compel CBN to make the new notes abundantly Available to the people. the daily withdrawal limit should remain though, it's necessary
The only sensible write up i've seen here!!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Countries With The Biggest Debts In The World (Photos) by chypotenti(m): 9:27pm On Mar 03, 2023
WriterNiig:
1. 🇺🇸 United States = $31 trillion
2. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom = $8.73 trillion
3. 🇫🇷 France = $7.04 trillion
4. 🇩🇪 Germany = $6.46 trillion
5. 🇯🇵 Japan = $4.36 trillion
6. 🇨🇳 China = $2.64 trillion
7. 🇮🇹 Italy = $2.51 trillion
8. 🇪🇸 Spain = $2.26 trillion
9. 🍁 Canada = $3.2 trillion
10. 🇦🇺 Australia = $1.83 trillion
11. 🇨🇭 Switzerland = $1.82 trillion
12. 🇸🇬 Singapore = $1.67 trillion
13. 🇧🇪 Belgium = $1.28 trillion
14. 🇦🇹 Austria = $757 billion
15. 🇳🇴 Norway = $721 billion
16. 🇫🇮 Finland = $613.9 billion
17. 🇮🇳 India = $610.5 billion
18. 🇧🇷 Brazil = $556 billion
19. 🇳🇱 Netherlands = $555 billion
20. 🇩🇰 Denmark = $492 billion
21. 🇷🇺 Russia = $489 billion
22. 🇹🇷 Türkiye = $444 billion
23. 🇬🇷 Greece = $442 billion
24. 🇲🇽 Mexico = $437 billion
25. 🇵🇹 Portugal = $408 billion
26. 🇰🇷 South Korea = $407 billion
27. 🇵🇱 Poland = $364 billion
28. 🇦🇷 Argentina = $273 billion
29. 🇲🇾 Malaysia = $229 billion
30. 🇮🇪 Ireland = $228 billion
31. 🇺🇦 Ukraine = $225 billion
32. 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates = $220 billion
33. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia = $201 billion
34. 🇲🇷 Mauritius = $200 billion
35. 🇹🇼 Taiwan = $199 billion
36. 🇦🇺 New Zealand = $192 billion
37. 🇨🇱 Chile = $187 billion
38. 🇵🇷 Puerto Rico (United States) = $167 billion
39. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan = $167 billion
40. 🇶🇦 Qatar = $159 billion
41. 🇪🇬 Egypt = $158 billion
42. 🇹🇭 Thailand = $149 billion
43. 🇭🇺 Hungary = $148 billion
44. 🇿🇦 South Africa = $143 billion
45. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic = $138 billion
46. 🇵🇰 Pakistan = $122 billion

60. 🇲🇦 Morocco = $63.7 billion
84. 🇰🇪 Kenya = $22.2 billion
87. 🇬🇭 Ghana = $22.1 billion

101. 🇳🇬 Nigeria = $15 billion

164. 🇹🇬 Togo = $1.17 billion
167. 🇱🇷 Liberia = $1.1 billion
if all these countries they owe, who come dey lend them that moneyhuh grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Old Naira Notes To Continue To Be Legal Tender Till December - Supreme Court by chypotenti(m): 2:26pm On Mar 03, 2023
Na todayhuh Na Emefiele talk I dey follow sha nor be any modafucking court, so till Emefiele talk...we lost hope in our judiciary long before now....meanwhile Emefiele said they have destroyed the old notes grin grin grin grin.....Una wan bring back kidnapping againhuh Nonsense Court
PoliticsRe: Protest In Abuja Against Calls To Cancel The Presidential Election by chypotenti(m): 5:55pm On Feb 28, 2023
CrimeRe: Lazy SA Workers Caught Napping On Graves, Not Cleaning Them (PICS) by chypotenti(m): 9:46pm On Feb 22, 2023
WannaHowzit:
KwaZulu-Natal province employees in South Africa who are hired to keep the city’s graveyard in good condition were caught ‘Resting in Peace’ with the dead.

Instead of removing the vegetation and weeds defacing the thousands of graves in the city, the Parks employees spend most of their shift sleeping on top of the graves.

Photographs depicting Parks employees sleeping and sitting on the of the graves made rounds on social media – prompting a negative reaction from the public who summed the entire behaviour as disrespectful.

However, Msunduzi Local Municipality (in KwaZulu-Natal) released a statement following the popularity of the images.

“Msunduzi has been made aware of the disturbing photographs where employees are seen sleeping and sitting on top of the graves; such unacceptable behaviour is condemned with the contempt it deserves.”

Msunduzi went on to say, “The Municipality will not condone such behaviour and can confirm that processes are in place for the implicated employees to be charged for misconduct and for putting the Municipality into disrepute.

People hold graveyards and tombstones in very high regard as spiritual places where they honor their loved ones’ memories. The City Manager has ordered an investigation to be conducted as soon as possible”.
but funny enough I can bet you they had their best Nap ever grin grin
CrimeRe: My Story Of How I Was Scammed Yesterday by chypotenti(m): 9:43pm On Feb 22, 2023
ValCon888:
Now this is a scam I can fall for. Because I'll do anything for my siblings and loved ones.

Take heart OP.

But it's funny to me how your sister and her husband's number stopped connecting at the moment of the scam.
exactly my suspicion, what if your sis and her husband planned ithuh??...my guy do your underground check and revert back to us.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Adjourns Naira Redesign Suit To March 3 by chypotenti(m): 2:07pm On Feb 22, 2023
lansile:
The normal old notes new note co-existence will be circulation after election
there won't be any need for that, the Idea is for people to be able to endure after the elections... Cos after elections money go begin come out...politicians hoard money wey they wan share
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Adjourns Naira Redesign Suit To March 3 by chypotenti(m): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2023
gfelo:
I said it before, after election they will pass their verdict and allow the use of old naira note.
nope that won't be possible anymore...the old notes are gone for good...but after the general elections, money go begin flow well
PoliticsRe: 10 Days To Go: No Cash Yet For Elections - INEC by chypotenti(m): 2:07pm On Feb 15, 2023
Jamesbiodun:
Funny, where is the money allocated to inec
wetin them wan use the cash dohuh Bunch of criminals...
FoodRe: Look At The Tomatoes I Bought For 200 Naira In Jos by chypotenti(m): 10:22pm On Feb 14, 2023
Talknochip:
It may look cheap.
But, it is coming with a cost for the farmers.

They bought seeds, fertilizers, pesticides etc at very high prices.

This Naira crunch is the reason why they are disposing their goods at a very low price to avoid them from perishing
not true...things are very cheap in the north especially food stuff.....I've lived in Zaria and Zamfara for over 15years...I dey even buy #100 tomatoes use am cook wella....
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign : CBN Deadline ; What's the situation in your area ? by chypotenti(m): 10:18pm On Feb 10, 2023
Pierocash:
What's this one saying,who is ffk?.

We are talking of statement from Malami who is the AGF confirmed by Buhari himself,you are talking of ffk
Bros go and sleep, when you wake up tomorrow, your head go clear...
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Tony Elumelu, Otedola, Duke, Imoukhuede Meet Peter Obi (Photo) by chypotenti(m): 8:29pm On Feb 10, 2023
[quote author= post=120778345]You're ignorant[/quote]hmmmm!!!! Omoh! I am obedient ooo but that pix na fake leave sentiment aside.....I can't argue with you though!!!!
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign : CBN Deadline ; What's the situation in your area ? by chypotenti(m): 8:24pm On Feb 10, 2023
Pierocash:
Nobody send you for Ph,it is been accepted everywhere.

But why are people rejecting the old notes, the deadline is still far . FG said they will comply with the order of supreme Court. So, why rejecting it
my brother nor deceive yourself, FFK na FGhuh?
Foreign AffairsRe: Death Toll Tops 16,000 In Turkey- Syria Earthquake by chypotenti(m): 10:08pm On Feb 09, 2023
TravelRe: Bus Driver Uses POS To Collect Transport Fare In Owerri (Pix, Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:02pm On Feb 09, 2023
ThinkWISELY:
Time these banks needs to really improve on their network and security.

I see more Fintech start ups in Nigeria birthing young billionaires due to cashless policies favouring them.

This I have seen grin
funny enough it won't favour them either...in fact I see their business dwindling grin cheesy
TravelRe: Bus Driver Uses POS To Collect Transport Fare In Owerri (Pix, Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:00pm On Feb 09, 2023
LaSenior:
grin

I used 15k to collect 100k today

E pain meee die

Las las make better candidate win oooo
na you wan collect am na and I am very sure say na old note you collect sohuh?
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Tony Elumelu, Otedola, Duke, Imoukhuede Meet Peter Obi (Photo) by chypotenti(m): 9:51pm On Feb 09, 2023
[quote author= post=120770754]The incoming President grin grin
Nlpfmod[/quote]in as much as I am highly obedient.... This one na Photoshop
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Backs Shutting Down Of Universities To Enable Students Vote by chypotenti(m): 9:49pm On Feb 09, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
Peter Obi supports shutting down of universities to enable students vote,
In his words


https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1623760639775674369?t=jzmGbQjXY_JHDcZjUYYEQg&s=19[/quote]without being told....students don already give themselves holiday grin
FoodRe: How To Stir Fry Potatoes And Veggies, So Crispy And Yummy (Photos, Video) by chypotenti(m): 9:09pm On Feb 03, 2023
gloryhomemaker:
In this cook with me video, I made potato skillet with sausages and vegetables. This particular potato recipe is well enjoyed by the whole family and children love to have some more.

Ingredients:

Potatoes
Mixed bell peppers
Spring onions
Onions
Sausages
Carrots
Ginger
Cooking oil
Seasoning cubes
Salt
Abeg try they post the end product please....
PoliticsRe: Bandit Leader, Kachalla Baleri, Flaunts Redesigned Naira Notes by chypotenti(m): 9:26pm On Feb 02, 2023
RomanceRe: Wedding Called Off Due To Incompatible Genotype (Photo) by chypotenti(m): 8:48pm On Jan 20, 2023
Good decision!!!!!!!

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