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Here's a list of 12 things only Nigerians find funny
1. Foreign accent
2. Foreigners eating the local delicacies
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4. Being the first to arrive for parties
5. Eating fufu with knife and fork
6. Ladies fighting over a man
7. When you travel to an African country and come back with an American accent
8. Nigerians who would not crush their chicken bones
9. Men who wear suit and tie and walk under a very hot weather
10. People who wear sun glasses at night
11. A Nigerian who drives an expensive car and begs for money
12.A poor man with pot belly

Well, a lot of things make Nigerians laugh, we will be glad if you can share some with us in the comment below:

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Here's a list of 12 things only Nigerians find funny
1. Foreign accent
2. Foreigners eating the local delicacies
3. People who buy things like this https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=165570465016869&id=112348863672363
4. Being the first to arrive for parties
5. Eating fufu with knife and fork
6. Ladies fighting over a man
7. When you travel to an African country and come back with an American accent
8. Nigerians who would not crush their chicken bones
9. Men who wear suit and tie and walk under a very hot weather
10. People who wear sun glasses at night
11. A Nigerian who drives an expensive car and begs for money
12.A poor man with pot belly

Well, a lot of things make Nigerians laugh, we will be glad if you can share some with us in the comment below:

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As we always know that the world is not our home, meaning that we are just a stranger on this earth.

Michael Jackson who was an American singer, songwriter, and a dancer. He was popularly refers to as "king of pop", he is regarded as one of the most significant cultural figure of 20th century and one of the greatest entertainers in the history of music.

He was born in Gary, Indiana, near Chicago, on August 29th, 19958 he was the eight of ten children in the Jackson family, a working - class African - American family living in a two - bedroom house on Jackson street.



Michael Jackson began his musical career alongside with his fellow brothers and family members in the Jackson five in 1964, age six(6) then. The group, led many clubs, and bars performing their mix of Motown hits.



But unfortunately on the June 25th, 2009 Michael Joseph Jackson join his ancestors at the age of 50years after suffering a cardiac arrest in his Los Angeles home. CPR attempt failed and he was rushed to the hospital, where he died later that morning.

Below are his full data about his career and family that you may want know about.


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This relationship started barely a month ago. We started as friends and eventually she became my girl. She was intrigued with tales of my ex and how hopelessly i drowned in love with my ex, how my ex gave me the shove of my life and how i wanted someone to change my obsession.

Then she came, she acted well but the connection just wasn't there but i had to play along and for the first time in my life, i felt what responsibility is, all her expenses became mine and she barely said no to anything i thrilled her to (do you want ice cream ? Yes... Do you want apple ? Yes..).

I became worried because she was a liability, always taking and never giving. She couldn't advise me in the simplest of assumed situations and making love to her doesn't excite me that much because i barely feel the thrust during sex... She lacked bedmathics and financial management. So, obviously she offered nothing.

So I called my friend and confidante to advise me about her, Afterall i was becoming unhappy each passing day with her. He told me to test her, "simply refrain from giving her a dime for now...."

I went to her place and after our usual boring moments i left without giving her money (I usually give her money). I arrived home and settled down to reminisce about the day, just then i realised she didn't call me. Oh no, she always put the call first so what could have been wrong. I texted her, thanking her for the moment we spent talking that evening and finally she called. We spoke for few minutes and bamn, she told me she wants to get busy with her chores, okay. The minute went bye, an hour, 24 hours, a day and few hours and still no call...

Why should i put the call Afterall, i offered her what most guys wouldn't and the only and one thing she had to do is call me to atleast say "Danielfx i miss you...."

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No doubt I had doubt if her love was genuine. I have asked myself just how to get the truth out of her head. She came with tales of love, always making me feel like a king. Yes, she told me she thinks about me every seconds and how scared she becomes thinking of losing me.

This relationship started barely a month ago. We started as friends and eventually she became my girl. She was intrigued with tales of my ex and how hopelessly i drowned in love with my ex, how my ex gave me the shove of my life and how i wanted someone to change my obsession.

Then she came, she acted well but the connection just wasn't there but i had to play along and for the first time in my life, i felt what responsibility is, all her expenses became mine and she barely said no to anything i thrilled her to (do you want ice cream ? Yes... Do you want apple ? Yes..).

I became worried because she was a liability, always taking and never giving. She couldn't advise me in the simplest of assumed situations and making love to her doesn't excite me that much because i barely feel the thrust during sex... She lacked bedmathics and financial management. So, obviously she offered nothing.

So I called my friend and confidante to advise me about her, Afterall i was becoming unhappy each passing day with her. He told me to test her, "simply refrain from giving her a dime for now...."

I went to her place and after our usual boring moments i left without giving her money (I usually give her money). I arrived home and settled down to reminisce about the day, just then i realised she didn't call me. Oh no, she always put the call first so what could have been wrong. I texted her, thanking her for the moment we spent talking that evening and finally she called. We spoke for few minutes and bamn, she told me she wants to get busy with her chores, okay. The minute went bye, an hour, 24 hours, a day and few hours and still no call...

Why should i put the call Afterall, i offered her what most guys wouldn't and the only and one thing she had to do is call me to atleast say "Danielfx i miss you...."

Well, i learnt a funny lesson. She ain't loyal....

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God said so, and I believe Him. He has given evidences and proofs which I believe to be true,if you don't believe them, it your decision.

The Onus is on you to prove Him wrong. The moment you can by natural occurrences stop death from happening to living things and you can replicate it, then I may have a change of believe

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