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Fynestboi: If deir is any1 with any course outline 4 any dptment u can start droping it.... No time to waste.

bt sir, i fear dt will derail d thread. Dtz nt d purpose of d thread.

Fynestboi: who u takng to? I knw u a joker so y stoping nw? To early kid come on

i hear u sir.

Jodekss: Nay padi, I was just kidding though my words seemed kookie. I ain't too young enough to be corrected yes but remember always we are created with varid tempraments... And if anyone loves to paste jest words or jokes or any other thing under normalcy, paste it, but derailing the trend too far would only propel the the moderator to place ban on it...gbam...
Here is a place manifolds rely upon for solid items of information, guide lines and the likes, seeing it banned wouldn't make 'em jump up ecstacy and say thank you Jesus/Allah but to haul kinds of negative words on the causers...
Moreover, let's let politeness go along with us in all we post, when it does, no lele, the trend would keep on floating...

oya post sumfn relating to admissn. Le z hear.

Jodekss: there is a big difference twixt the the dead and the sleepers... As it is in that state so it is when we say, 'JESTING and GLOATING...'

i hear u sir.

Dolphineyes: Hey man,you need not stop those jokes and quotes,I been enjoying them now! You can't fit try fa,walahi!

i hear u sir.

I personally will stop all forms of jokes or whynings on dis thread. I pity sum guyz dt get vexed up with litu digs. U goh enter university nd do sumfn funny nd thereby threatenen ppl nt to make jest of u. You'd beta learn hw to contain such nd d way to do dt is nt to vex bt to wait for wen d person dt made jest of u will commit a blunder. Even gals are nt left out, U goh walk pass AWO hall nd i wonder hw many ppl u goh threaten, especially if u'r fat or too thin. Tz beta d ppl concerned adjust nw because if nt, u goh learn with tears. Dtz why many ppl cal dia parents to complain. We are social beings nw doh i'm ending dose jokes.

Harrisonn: False.. this my first time.

he said majority. Buh ur first tym? Na u oh. U sabi bk pass anybody.

FelcoCom: wat do mean....did u knw d reason y i askd

tz one of dose thingx u goh present to confirm ur admissn. U nid it later for scholarship opportunities. Jxt kip it safe in ur file cox u will nid it soonest. Hope dt helps

FelcoCom: wat do mean....did u knw d reason y i askd

lol. Yes

FelcoCom: hi guys....i just printd my adm leta...wat r we goin to use it for

sell to dose dt sell akara along Ife

zezeny, u sabi eavb10 on 2go?

Samtolly4JESUS: Something like........?


Ok let's have this:

15 minutes to your wedding, you're were called for a contract of 500M, what will you do?

Stay for the wedding?

Or

Go for the money?


As for me, I'll just leave my portrait on the chair and zoooom off for the money.

Buh I pray I should be richer than that before that time...

wedding cud be postponed till 2pm.

samtolly, letz av sumfn to argue on

papindinho: chai!! U dn jonz on kunu....lolz...
Hw u na

i pin...u?

papindinho: Emmanuel, wetin u wan turn urself to oooo.lolz

I'm Emmanuel on 2go nd cimetidine here bro. To d questn, am using my God-given authority to do nd undo.

Oluwatola5: FINGER SERVICE

gd nyt, madam

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz.....am glad i did. 10nks 4 being a gud Barr. #takes a bow#

lolzz...postrateS#

youngPRO: when did deep-smooching became part of ur deliverance session? Huh? W.F Kumuyi must hear this!

lol

Oluwatola5: Y doubting? Coz i dont do eye-service abi?

what shld we term dis?

youngPRO: PASTOR WEY NO DEY PENETRATE BUT SMOOCHES!!! By the way, what church do u pastor?

nt just smooches, na deep one nd she tempted me ni. Na soosi deeper life o.

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz....in as much as i do trouble d@ guy, i cant stand im being cooked up, am gonna miss im lyk seriously, pls Barr, temper justice wif mercy

you just saved a life ma

youngPRO: shey u no sha penetrate?

am a pastor na

Oluwatola5: I wan make heaven, no doubts about d@ and am workin towards d@, but em, bros, am human nau,make rapture still hold on 4 me small abeg

working towards it? I doubt.

abdullkabar: na sagem 2-2=0
lolz...gudnyt

thot an hornish motorola

youngPRO: Mai Swithrt is around. . . . Guess who?

hope tz nt chiamaka dt just left my rum afta sum powerful smooching?

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz....Miketotti is d 1 wu steals ur meat all d tym, i do garnish up ur food 4 u nau.

put water on fire make i remove mike's feathers. He be meat gan himself. Rich source of protein.

Oluwatola5: Boss!!! Sharply edit d@ ur prayer oo, dont u kno d@ if rapture takes plc den all our struggle 2 enter Ife wld b in vain, God will com afta av gotten everyfin i nid in life abeg

ife z lyk a toilet in heaven. Dnt be a philosopher o.

abdullkabar: my fone dey hang

wch kind fone u dey use?

youngPRO: Goodnyt Teacher!

gudnyt boss

gudnyt y'all. Any1 here to wish me swit drimz?

youngPRO: In ur dreams?

anyao.

Oluwatola5: Ah!! Boss am gentle ooo. Anywai's i dont take much, i will jxt nid 500 tubers of yam, 20bags of rice, 10sacks of beans, 22fowls, 30kegs of red oil, 20kegs of groundnut oil, and das all, dont make it more dan dis, i dont eat much pls!!!!

faints.