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alomosweets: You wear glasses? I do too. Aww...cute.
I'll have loads and loads of water. That should cleanse the system.

Jbluv55 give her water please. the purest of them all.

It's a no no.

Dude meant business, goodluck to him.

alomosweets: You...youghurt. Ok. I used that line once . Em... Dunno, really. But no snake venom, that's for sure.

*removes glasses & wipes it rigorously, wears it back* you wanna have me tonight?

Sure, no snake venom tonight...order anything you want!

Idowuogbo: She demanded ke? Wot can fa gbogbo oshiko? That girl gat no manners. She takes the back seat till y'all get married. Enforce it!

lmao, she don show.

alomosweets: Didn't mean ta hurt your feelings. But honesty is the rock on which our relationship has been built. Or booze. Hehe.

okay. What do you wanna take tonight?

Jbluv55: Hahahaha.....welcome sire .

*ushers him in as he lands his jet *

How are you today sir and what's for the boys and girls?

yes yes thank you...give eweryborry wateva dey want.

As for me, the cold here no be am, gimme 4 plates of hot PONMO pepper soup before they pack the thing comot for ground 'cuz i been dey hear say dey wan comot subsidy for that one too. with a chilled big stout biko.

alomosweets: Cirmuell, I'm here now. Which kyn yeye jet be dat na?
Silkmoth, how'd the ferrari top feel like?
Jb, hope work no too much o. You looking all right tho'.
Beennkumar, i dey hail o.
SpcAgtOko, i salute o.
Hi, special people. I wanna know how your day went.

u mean u no gbadun my jet?

chimkaire: Haha! Rotflmao . Permit me to laff at this your wooing tactics

didadavid: Guy, you wouldnt believe I am shedding some tears right now as I type this. My mum is late now; she had all those qualities you listed above. I just copied your ode word for word and saved it in my email for a reminder of who my mum was. May the lord keep your mum.

God be with you bro

texanomaly: Best I can do.

you tried a bit. Howdy?

texanomaly: Make I be am keeper? Carry go ask harlos na.

buhahaha

Sapphire86: Lolz

as in lolllz

I don land JBluv55...
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport006.gif

where is alomosweets ...told you na jet i go bring today...

Na skirt be dat abi shorts?

harlos: *crawls out of tex's backyard sweating*

Hey bro, long time

adonbilivit, na wao...tex cum explain yourself!

yeah bro, hope ur gud

Lover

Aloha

cooljoe: pls read my reply to timiyelin

agreed, but this is a car seat we are talking about. The whole thing stinks of immaturity joor.

cooljoe: family is family. Friends(galfrnd or no galfrnd) are not as important as family. Do not confuse the loyalty of friendship with the bond of blood

all this over a gaddam seat?

Sweet

Timileyin: #

My sister is 27 my girl is 26

you are kidding me right? These ones were fighting for who sits where? I give up.

Okay first thing first, how old are the two of 'em?

texanomaly: @ Emmyk

It is 17 degrees this morning.

hey, na for where you been dey hide harlos? *watches with an evil grin on, while she struggles to decipher that*

sosiqdude: Wow!! Can't wait to see the landlady...can't wait to see her warm welcome

U'ld love it

Okay, expect PM's any moment from now...even from non Kenyans lol

1one: @Op

With all these bashing and insults and cursing... I guess being #Teamvirgin is not the only team you should be in ... #Teammature... #Teamcivilzed.. and #TeamTakeaJoke are other teams you should be in because I don't see how and why you just turned all toxic and insultive all of a sudden.. Abi is it all the compressed and pressurised heat from lack of sex that you're blowing out here on Sapphire86... At the end of the day from all your insults.. It's not just about closing your legs alone that matters and be claiming #Teamvirgin.. It's about closing your "mouth" too.

well put, sometimes i just wonder where they get this set of people from

Na who be this one again? mtcheew!

ideee03: I guess they'v been reading from the back of their screens

I tire o.

Mayydayy: ok now.how u go carry know say person hit person not meaning to kill but to harm. it doesn't make sense.if u know say if you hit me with bottle for head you fit kill me and you still carry d bottle hit me saying u no mean to kill but only to harm me but kills me on the process.na only thunder go fire you.

Dude there's something called autopsy, they take it very seriously over there where the above laws works properly(thorough investigation is carried out before verdict is delivered). I know you are used to the one here were every "killings" amounts to murder in their book. that's why the law wasn't made in/for Nigeria.

Is it just me or people here are confused bunch of people? Is says South African not Liberia, cumming from Morocco dammit!