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Fake news but funny picture

Jbluv55: Of course not, aren't you familiar with the nick who goes by the appellation - Landlady?

You're always welcome .

Hehehehe .

*Verifies the card, checks the balance*......7 figures?

*deducts the charges*

*hands back the CC and whispers to her as she comes back*.....You're one rich babe o

na babe get 7digits for Acc so?

SR is one phucked up organization, why should this be in the news?

Silkmoth33: lol! OK! Dis trunk cozy die! But I for like make u tie me on top the car. So that at least I go dey see the road.

how about the front, that will be more comfy right?

Btw bring rope 'cuz i don ready! Alomosweets, care to lend a hand.
*tie am like recaptured escapee* torh, Jb till tomorrow bro

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport010.gif

alomosweets: I don't know if ah'll be able to share a car with someone who's had that snake to drink.
But em, with Ferrari, all things are possible.

yes with money ferrari, all things are possible. Na jet i go bring tomorrow, just temme where to pick you up.

Silkmoth33: deal!

but make yhu dey shout your bus stop minutes before we reach the place o cuz i fit drive past.

alomosweets: Hehe

u don cee say i hold well well abi?

Jbluv55: Apologies sire, avenger4nl drank all of what was left of the snake venom. Had to go pack more from the store

alryt, welcome

Silkmoth33: how far! U go pass thru ikotun egbe? Make I follow u!

yes but na two seater and na alomosweets i go carry not you


...well unless you go stay for trunk, agree?

alomosweets: How deep is yo' pocket? If you and Benji are not friends, astalavista babe.
Just kidding sha.

have got mulla ...see? https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-green/greensmilies-007.gif

yhu can ask Jb about that!

Bartender don retire for the nite, *walks toward his ferrari with a sad face* https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad016.gif

alomosweets: Aww...heartbroken
Allow am na. I just might have a chance to steal that watch.
After he takes a walk to cloud nine. Hehe.

buhehehe, then we can walk out the bar together. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-love016.gif

Silkmoth33: I'm gud! I'll try it after u buy after u drink urs!

Jb!!!!!! Where is ma drink na?
Btw give this man pepsi. https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink014.gif enjoy!

Silkmoth33: how far?

me cool, how you? Wanna have snakepoison too?

Jbluv55: The young gentleman that just left paid extra for your refreshments . So what shall it be cir()?

make I try that snakepoison wey im order, i wan cee how the thing dey do body

Avenger4NL: Jb ma man, amma pay yo for anything this brotherly takes. I see he's a Very free minded fella.

Cheers my Mon and amma be here again 'morrow.

*meanders carefully, gets into ride and zooms off*

watch it bro , don't scratch me ride...drive safely.

The last pic got me rotlmao, like wtf?

Jbluv55: Right away sire .

*serves him*

https://www.corksandcans.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/snake-venom.jpghttps://theawesomer.com/photos/2013/10/snake_venom_worlds_strongest_beer_1.jpghttps://theawesomer.com/photos/2013/10/snake_venom_worlds_strongest_beer_1.jpg

Tseems you had a rough day sir?

hian *gulps* na who wan drink this thing

Avenger4NL: Hallo my Mon, that should be ma ride . Amma zoom off any moment from now coz I gatz som derailing to do in some kinda paradise . Amma jez finish ma drink and remove d Ferrari . Bear with me ma nigga .

U've probably have too much already this nyt, that there is my ride...your car carries the Number i asked Jb to look for the owner for me.

oya comot ya car abeg, my fuel dey burn

I don show Jb no sleep tonight lol...


abeg tell the owner of this vehicle NR756KJ to cum carry im moto for my space. I wan pack my ride.
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport010.gif

Lol reminds me of high school, no14 is called "agama lizard" (not like this though, cus your hands mustn't touch the floor) like diving. we kukuma name the teacher agama lizard

elari: . . . To ever grace the earth? Damm! Babe u never see fine babes be dat. Only for my area for opebi, ikeja. Wetin I dey see on per minute na . . .

I believe yhu.

folly65: You or the cigarette?

kikikik wetin carry me come romance section today.

Kachisbarbie: One day you go deserve slap too

no, not if she acts like a reasonable wife!

evegran: @Op.. Huh? I'm confused! You posted a story and you first commented acting like someone else? Anyway, I doubt you're actually feeling bad cause you've justified your actions already. Shame on you! Any man that results to hitting a woman is not man enough to own her. There are ways you can get her to stop and even regret abusing you without beating her. You actually seem "brainless" as she stated- bitter truth!

did you actually read ewerything or just jumped into conclusion

whytepawn1: I disagree with you. to have no fear means you are not human. courage means inspite of the fear one still goes ahead to tackle the challenge head on. That's what life is all about. fear is not necessarily a bad thing.

that's the #word

Dayjhihannon01: bliv me dis dress am seeing is Ok... BUT if this shouldd be u truly, u r far too cute... And like d guy is even considerate(or how many times daily is he doing?)... Wheeeeew.... Dis ur shape and status, if a guy get the strength he will bleep you twice to thrice in the complete 365days of d year.... Loll..

Advice: will be right back.. Google must know something about this

crazy signatures on NL.

Baddestguyp: as in, I don see like 5, check d last set.of peeps Im flwing

bet y? na follow follow you cum do for NL?

Seun why are threads two post per page?

Hian see me cee nairaland o 2post per page and now this topic don reach 4. Pages

kilokeys: seun haba not now o jare... not after accruing 110 likes for my last 8 posts today alone..

its like crack. feels good.. dont make me consider the real powder o.. if i do.. u go ban me tire

lmao