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micynute94:
Can't stop laughing here...
I bi dey think say LUCK go shine on me today... Iffahear...
I just dey select games anyhow, dey play ticket anyhow
How I joined the bad gang is wat ion understand.
Get some level u go reach way b say if ur ticket cast, na SOSO LAFF u go dey laugh...

If 2 say I followed my MONEY MANAGEMENT RULES... I bin go dey laugh real LAFF.. NO B DZ KIND LAFF

Make I go dust my excel sheet... Time to rely fully on MM...

keandre:
chai, if I been play u 3.5 by now dem for don score the 4th goal.

LadyMercedes:
The Promise - Yanni Rainmaker - Yanni Playing By Heart - Yanni At First Sight - Yanni Almost A Whisper - Yanni Never Too Late - Yanni On Sacred Grounds - Yanni

kahal29:
Wait Ooooo.. .. . but when this Same Supreme Court returned Wike of Rivers, Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom and Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia..... . it was a victory for democracy? What goes around comes around.

amarilo:
They are dumb cos they find support from you people. Watch out how people troop in to support him. They might even call you names for such a fantastic ideas you have.

ikennaf1:
It's like you look poor and troublesome.

It's like you look poor and troublesome.

SirVintageCock:
I travelled to my town on one of this festivities and was strolling and greeting friends along the way with my earpiece blasting P-square's Omoge mi till I got to the pathway that leads to our compound. I was about negotiating the bend when this guy I know quite well shoot off like a bullet almost knocking me flat on the ground, I managed to peep to know what's after him and there were really something after him, ...... policemen were after him. I didn't bother to count how many they are i just shoot off too and followed the guy by then they were already very close and had their hands around my shirt I manage to wriggle out of their grip, pull it off and throw it into the bush while I was running for my dear life.
By then the guy they were after was already short of breath and felt that since they are after me too he can take a break and catch his breathe. They got him on his shirt and trouser and were dragging him back to their van oblivious of the fact that my guy was unbuttoning his clothes. He managed to cut himself loose again and shoot off, they held the shirt it slipped from his body, the trouser is already at his ankle he lifted his leg and got it out and WAS FREEEEEEEE. He ran like a mo'fucker for his dear life. The policemen were amazed to what was happening to the extent that instead of chasing him they stood there for some seconds before bursting into fistful fits of laughter.
It WAS funny but wouldn't have been funny if they had caught him.
I witnessed from a VERY safe distance.

Ayoolla:
Check out this thread on NL from some one https://www.nairaland.com/3260102/community-service-teach-everything-know and this thread by Fulaman https://www.nairaland.com/3033543/learning-program-java-fulaman. I think you will learn a great deal from these two people. As for me I am still learning for the past 6 years and if you want a quick fix then Java is the wrong language for you sir. All the best

KingTom:
bro its the beats audio software that came with the HTC phone

KingTom:
My head My belle MI

I get stomach ache