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Neldrizzy:
madam calm down.... Who get ICE BLOCK abeg? Bring am 4me mak i put am for her head..

Dat one go make her begin dance shoki
Neldrizzy come let's put her inside dat well...bring gala-gala along with u oo

Neldrizzy:
sheeeettttt i care for two for me and CJpresh

Lookatew.,u wan high ur aunty abi

Aritugom...kachifonu!!!
Voom va. . . .
(if u no understand.,ask ua neighbour)

Aritugom...kachifonu!!!
Voom va. . . .

Fabdedon:
sorry mah...
.. Lol.. Madam i dont really believe girls can get broke oo cos de dont like datin broke guys.. Dats why me had to remain single till i patch my self...... I really dont know bt dat igbo blood is so severe dat wen i see money i can barely look away...

Lmao..ur head is dia!

Neldrizzy:
My CEO pls what is haffuning?? Gaskiya bana so iskanchi walahi

Ah doesn't knew ooo..foncusion af hook me too.my brain don begin format

Neldrizzy:
Clears throat!!! Pls what is happening.. Am foncused

Lwkm..u neva hala!

kulkatty:
Ghen ghen ghen!!!!!!!!!!

Gbagaaaaunn!!!!

emma2cute:
i aint gat no wories
gaby gat wories yea

d beat is religious, my lines are prophetic, your bedroom so filthy, your punchlines diabetic,
am rocking Versace, u pushing pasati,
am pushing range rover, you riding okada,
so why the hell are you ''hatting'', you ''hating" (eating) akamu ?
Nigeria a dificult country so i left for miami,
datz the more reason why you should fear me, respect me,
Started from bottom was rolling around in a toyota camry.

am a king in dis game

am a boss(bus) i ain't talking about tukay tukay or molue .

I kid my punch line simple, elementary maths, your punchlines so clustered call dat further maths

Swallows hard.....idontbilivit

Fabdedon:
lol my man you know we igbo guys wen ever we hear anything like pay..give..sign..check..what time..last price..money comes to our mind.. Pls dont be offended..MONEY MUST BE MADE...

Ur man?..who??
U no need money reach me like this gaan.,i boke pass shattered glass..#igboblood

Fabdedon:
uhh..i heard money.... ** unpluges ear.. Washed dem wit jik...plugs dem back.. Tell me does being funny pay?

Dis guyyyyy
U understand what i'm saying na.,i didn't mean pay,as in the monetary aspect...lemme rephrase..i meant,being funny is more prefarable these days than being strict/mean.,if not for any other thing,u'ld be generally accepted cos u'r jovial...iwotago?

Fabdedon:
lol.. To hasten my speed to d diary..if ah wear slippers e go delay my speed...lol.am naturally funny its my nature

Dats good jare..being funny pays more these days.,unlike we d strict ones.

Fabdedon:
**clapps slippers** i de like dis kind gist...

U funny ooo.hw d slippers take affect gist wey u wan hear?

pweetyz:
..can't believe you just asked that question...don't you guys eat it at home ..afang soup is like a general soup eaten by almost all tribes

don't tell me you guys don't prepare it..its like my best soup followed closely by oha(now this is definitely igbo)

Afang soup is what d igbos call okazi soup.,hope i'm right?
If i am,it's known mostly among the igbos nd calabars. .abi

Neldrizzy:
NOTE:::::





GREATGATSBY and EMMA2CUTE

You are to drop FIVE VERSES each.... And each of the verses must contain the elements of Rap ( rhymes, punchlines, wordplay, metaphor). i.e " i have to DIVORCE Benson so i Can MARRY JOANA ( marijuana).. That sort of shitttt!!!


*hope you all dig *

Time ticking, still ur favourite boy Neldrizzy aka that jaja jaja boy, holding it down !!

Ninininini....i bet it's gon' worth watching...#grins

Where am I...#lost

Suley316:


Amin

But why you go fly for morning?

All this witches, una no like night business again.

Joor oo..u suppose knw say na church i dey fly go

mystroh:
Amen but y fly on a Sunday morning? Repent dear sister, God loves u

He loves us all..,jst get d message,go to shush!

Good morning my brothers nd sisters.,Happy Sunday!
Remember d sunday won't be complete widout u guys talking to God.,evn if church no gree una go,jst speak some slangs with God sha,nd read his word...in essence,make a generous time out of ur schedule today for Him.

May God bring to pass ur wishes nd desires as u act according to this In Jesus' Name..Amen
#drops mic nd flies away

Neldrizzy:
heheheh sumonmi jeko lori papa mi

Hope say no b music lines u dey speak for me..i jst caught u!

Neldrizzy:
kilon wa

Wa ke?..abi shey kilon wi lo fe so ni?
Boda mi.,it has do abeg,i cannot fit to speak anymore

Neldrizzy:
ayeh ma soro ni Mo penu Mor lookatew

What is this one saying na..#confused

dwizzed:
guys its unfair o....!........m new here n nobody wants to show me round

Bros.,are u a pikin?..evn if u are,u'r supposed to ask questions,nd m definitely sure u'll receive replies when u do.

Stop behavin like a John oo.,kedi nke bu 'show me round'?

Neldrizzy:
precious ( CEO Kasapreko Nig Ltd

Oga e ma se ere jaku jaku ooo.who dash me CEO na..or u wan begin fall my hand?

Neldrizzy:
OK guys, we are about to get to 700Page... Let's Play!!!


Just for fun!!!

Who is that person(s) on this thread that you are eager to see/meet physically, in other word, who among us are you dying to see!!!

Pls.. You can only pick one or two persons!!! And tell us "WHY" you are eager/dying to see the person!!

doctor21
Honourablepomk
Febdedon
Suley316
3coins
Chizzy94
Midasblis
Heychiko
Chimhigher
Naijaboiy
Mcpete
Benromeo39
NelsonOjo
Pweetyz
Mesoade
Kelvindim
fortunate017
Navvy
Emma2cute
CJpresh
Jennimma
Orluuchi
ItsAliyah (someone shud correct this spelling pls)
Viccipedia
Victorious1
Ojingbe
Maverick
Godwin10

If ur name is not there, pls pardon me , i can't remember errboday right now, you can as well mention ur name so i can modify!! #thanks..

Like i said, just pick ONE OR TWO persons!!

Neldrizzy..evn if i say wldnt want to see u sef,na waste of time,cos we must see.

Benromeo39...m desperately lookin forward to see this guy.,e go red for u that day.
Nel permit me oo biko..infact i'd like to see each nd evryone of u on a very good day,nd at a very wonderful hour.O Ma Da Bayi!

Neldrizzy:
OK guys, we are about to get to 700Page... Let's Play!!!


Just for fun!!!

Who is that person(s) on this thread that you are eager to see/meet physically, in other word, who among us are you dying to see!!!

Pls.. You can only pick one or two persons!!! And tell us "WHY" you are eager/dying to see the person!!

doctor21
Honourablepomk
Febdedon
Suley316
3coins
Chizzy94
Midasblis
Heychiko
Chimhigher
Naijaboiy
Mcpete
Benromeo39
NelsonOjo
Pweetyz
Mesoade
Kelvindim
fortunate017
Navvy
Emma2cute
CJpresh
Jennimma
Orluuchi
ItsAliyah (someone shud correct this spelling pls)
Viccipedia
Victorious1
Ojingbe
Maverick
Godwin10

If ur name is not there, pls pardon me , i can't remember errboday right now, you can as well mention ur name so i can modify!! #thanks..

Like i said, just pick ONE OR TWO persons!!

Neldrizzy..evn if i say wldnt want to see,na waste of time,cos we must see.

Benromeo39...m desperately lookin forward to see this guy.,e go red for u that day.
Nel permit me oo biko..infact i'd like to see each nd evryone of u on a very good day,nd at a very wonderful hour.O Ma Da Bai!

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.
It's actually Toluwalogo

Okay

Suley316:



Why una dy mention my name

CJPresh I'm alive

I was thinking, guys, babes, yabaleftans (kulkatty), people

The person who starts the 1000th page, should have the honor of opening the 2015/2016 thread,

Not open to criticism

Waz jst kidding..

That's a good idea oo,i hope evrybody here agrees too.

Fortunate017:
Ok o, welcome miss patriot.only daughter run bfor Shaqur catch u.

Did u say run...
M flying away with all my strength nd might

Jennimma:
hello dear,please vote for me. Just click on this link and type "i vote jennimma" @www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest. Please i beg you*kneels*

Shwwwu!!..i've voted for u already na,or am i supposed to do that again?
Jst chillax abeg.,who go win go win
I pray u do sha

LogoDWhiz:
Make I retype
toluwalofo

Lwkm..olofofo

Fortunate017:
Really? Oya gist me. Is ur sister among d chibok girls? Juz wanna know d reason u ventured into dat forest. Errrhhhm what actually happened to SHAQUR(shekau) shey he died?

My sister ke...as if i have any

Well,as for the reason i went to sambisa,i was jst being a patriot oo.As omo naija naa

Shaqur is dead na..ehnn,i meant Shekau o