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If u ask mua.,mua will say......it's Jenny alll da way!
I Vote Jennimma
Carry on baybee.,i dey ur back

Fortunate017:
where u go hide?

I been go sambisa forest o.,me don tire to find chibok grls biko

LogoDWhiz:
Tuwalogo

Huh..is that correct?

Hloo evrybody..Ladies nd Gents,Bros nd Sis,Niccurs nd Baybees!..it has teyd ooo

U guys shld keep d ministry moving forward.,i dey solidly behind una
#OneLove!

ojingbe:
of cos yes. To view naked uniben girls. Press the *key follow by your red button twice but very fast.

Guy u funny oo.,see advice sha

Some peepz claim to be keypad masters.,now this is here for u to try
Type ur name with ur eyes closed,let's see the results.
My try: Prexioux for Precious...lool!...try yours nd share!

Happy Birthday in arrears Mr Suley316,sorry my msg is coming late,i wasn't online all through yesterday.
I wish u evry good thing you wish urself!..,hope u'r still having fun??. .cos big boiz birthday celebrations dey reach 1week

LogoDWhiz:
you ain't dropping out right?

Just write it on a piece of paper, attach it to your body or cloth, and snap it, the pix won't be posted. Just for verification.

No big deal.

Make i come snap u?

I no do joor..
Thnks once again for the nomination.

MizMyColi:
Hello Ma'am,

Kindly state explicitly if you're willing to partake in the contest.

Please check page zero (0) for more information.

Thanks.

Thanks ma,i'd hav loved to oo.bt the picture plus paper thing..ion have time for now..
I'd rather sit back nd feed my eyes!..nice work tho.
#Thumbs up

LogoDWhiz:
I nominate Jennimma, dammyg319, cheryl1, sehindemi, mukina2, and CJPresh

Wow!..thnks LogoDWhiz
Btw.,what am i supposed to do now?

CosmicSensation:
so the mofo couldn't remember a 5-digit code, but could remember all those?

Lolzz
D human bein is sick in d brain

Thumbs up dearie!..they say Hardwork Pays.,it's worth ur happiness o.

Since hardwork pays,i'll advice u stay strong nd keep the ball rolling,cos greater challenges awaits you.That u must know.
See who dey gve advise sef ,ah neva evn start clearance not to talk of lectures..
Congrats again!..flex tight..

LogoDWhiz:
Okay.
That's nice.

Wishing u a nice day ahead

Thnks dear,u have a nice day too.

LogoDWhiz:
Went well.

Yup
Computer science

Tell me more about your course?

It's self-explanatory na.,it stresses virtually everythin concerning the business sector.,from critical thinking to proper management planning to entrepreneurship...nd so on.

Navvy:
90%

I pray o

Navvy:
january 5th

Bros eh,hw reliable is ur info

LogoDWhiz:
Tis cool

Your day?

Ts goin smoothly,urz?
R u in uni?,if yes,which nd what course wer u givn to study??

LogoDWhiz:
Cool
what course?

Bus Admin

LogoDWhiz:
That's good.

Now in a university?

Jst got admitted,UNIBEN

LogoDWhiz:


Some lectures could be more effective at putting you to sleep than Ambien.
The lecturer’s mouth is moving but you can’t seem to make out anything he’s saying. Eventually you give up trying to listen and glance down at your notes for guidance. Instead of writing, however, there are doodles of badly drawn cats. Miserable and defeated, you lay your head on the desk, mentally kicking yourself for playing Temple Run the past hour.If this sounds familiar, don’t worry – I promise you’re not alone. From today, it’s time to put your Angry Birds back in their cages, whip out those notebooks and start scribbling! Here are some tips for making that dull lecture a teeny tiny bit more bearable…

1. PREPARATION
Preparation (not to be confused with procrastination) is a word that strikes fear into the hearts of uni students everywhere. As hellish as it sounds, it’s a simple concept that can improve a lecture ten-fold! Take the time before a lecture to read ahead and behold, the lecturer makes way more sense! The better you understand, the more likely you are to listen.

2. PARTICIPATE
As cheesy as it sounds, participate in class discussions. People feel their opinions do not matter and that is why they don’t participate in class. In reality however, people do actually care about your personal opinion, especially your lecturer! I’ve realised that participating in class can make the discussion a little more interesting.

3. FRIENDS
You may as well do this thing together! Sit with someone you know, and motivate each other to listen. A little bit of company (even if it’s just someone to exchange confused looks with) is always good to have in class.

4. BRAIN FOOD
If you’re hungry or thirsty, it’s almost impossible to concentrate. Stash a bottle of water and some (healthy) study snacks in your bag and reach for them when you feel your concentration fading.

5. NOTES
Make your notes pretty and have fun doing it by using some colour. Using different colour pens for different points will help to make the material more memorable and help to keep your mind on study when the discussion strays into orbiter territory. Plus when exam preparation time roll around you will thank yourself for that extra effort you put into your lecture notes during class.

6. PHONES
Do not take out your phone to answer or read emails. Again, this will make the boredom worse. You are essentially running away from the problem by turning to the phone rather than confronting the issue head on. This is an E student response. Moreover, it is a bad habit. After uni, you might find yourself in other boring situations like work meetings. It is not a good (or beneficial) idea to tune out and gravitate to your phone while others are talking. Indeed, there will be times when your good friends bore you! Would you take out your phone while they talk? Of course not. For class time, strengthen your concentration abilities and keep the phone in your bag. We’ve all been through a boring lecture. You will survive! Remember, it is your grade on the line, so don’t shy away from the class even if you need to muster all of your brain power to stay alert. Good luck! Culled from Sugarbrands Students Lifestyle Blog

Read more at: http://.com/6-ways-survive-boring-lecture-share/#sthash.6s8pRm3y.dpbs | NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS

For me,preparations before lecture is the most active,scribbling might save the day!...including any blunder the lecturer makes,it worked for me in sec.schl.

TV host, Model, Actor and former Big Brother
Africa Winner is definitely not happy with some
of his compatriots, who according to him
‘smell’ In the words of Uti, here’s what you must know about body smell, quite interesting I must say; "Yes, my fellow Nigerians, Quite a number of you
smell. Be it body or mouth odour but it has
become a threat to social existence in our society because some of you are so selfish and too wicked to bother about personal hygiene. Only money money money una de think? It’s not fair ooooo. Come on people, do you know that the way you smell can even favour or be bad luck to you when you are trying to get employed? I know of a model that was hot and when the designer asked her to try on the clothes, the minute she took her top off. The designer changed his countenance and said “you know what,i've changed my mind, your agency will get back to you” And to the ‘bros’ out there, who think its 'manly' to have all the hair in Africa in their
armpit, this one is for you, with love from Uti; Brosiyeeeeeee. Shave your pits. Nigeria is too
hot, plus no matter what you say, hairy armpits
are unsightly.And invest in really strong
antiperspirants. Abeg, for the sake of your
friends and girlfriends. It's quite embarrassing
to tell you but trust me, if you have armpit hair in Nigeria you do smell after a while and people just don't want to tell you."
Do you agree with him or do you think he was too harsh??

kolubo: Na everyday Tiwa and Teebliz dey release one episode from their movie. Make dem finish everything once make we hear word on NL.

Bros abeg helep me tell dem

Happy Reading!
New Christians quite often have misconceptions
about God, the Christian life and other believers. This look at the common misconceptions of Christianity is designed to dispel some of the myths that typically hinder new Christians from growing and maturing in the faith.
1-Once you become a Christian, God will solve
all of your problems.....: Many new Christians are shocked when the first trial or serious crisis hits. Here's a reality check -- get
prepared -- the Christian life is not always easy! You will still face ups and downs, challenges and joys. You will have problems and troubles to overcome. This verse offers encouragement for Christians facing difficult situations: 1 Peter 4:12-13 Dear friends, do not be surprised at the painful trial you are suffering, as though something strange were happening to you. But rejoice that you participate in the sufferings of Christ, so that you may be overjoyed when his glory is revealed. (NIV)
2- Becoming a Christian means giving up all fun and following a life of rules....: A joyless existence of mere rule-following is not true
Christianity and the abundant life God intends for you.
Rather, this describes a man-made experience of legalism. God has amazing adventures planned for you. These verses give a description of what it means to experience God's life: Romans 14:16-18 Then you will not be condemned for doing something you know is all right. For the Kingdom of God is not a matter of what we eat or drink, but of living a life of
goodness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. If you serve Christ with this attitude, you will please God.
And other people will approve of you, too. (NLT)
3-Christian ministers and missionaries are more spiritual than other believers.....: This is a subtle but persistent misconception that we carry in our minds as believers. Because of this false
notion, we end up putting ministers and missionaries on "spiritual pedestals" accompanied by unrealistic expectations. When one of these heroes falls from our self-constructed perch, it tends to make us fall too -- away from God. Don't let this happen in your life.
You may have to continually guard yourself against this subtle deception. Paul, Timothy's spiritual father, taught him this truth - we are all sinners on an equal playing field with God and each other: 1 Timothy 1:15-16 This is a true saying, and everyone should believe it:
Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners and I was the worst of them all. But that is why God had mercy on me, so that Christ Jesus could use me as a prime example of his great patience with even the worst sinners. Then others will realize that they, too, can believe in him and receive eternal life. (NLT)
4-Christian churches are always safe places,
where you can trust everyone.....: Although this should be true, it is not. Unfortunately,we live in a fallen world where evil resides. Not everyone who enters the church has honorable intentions, and even some who do come with good intentions, can fall back into old patterns of sin. One of the most dangerous places in Christian churches, if not properly guarded, is the children's ministry.
Churches that don't implement background checks,team led classrooms, and other security measures,leave themselves open to many dangerous threats. 1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the
devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. (NKJV) Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of
wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and
harmless as doves. (KJV)
5 - All Christians are loving, perfect people.....: Well, it doesn't take very long to discover that this is not true. But being prepared to meet the
imperfections and failures of your new family in
Christ can spare you future pain and disillusionment.
Although Christians strive to be like Christ, we wil never obtain complete sanctification until we stand before the Lord. In fact, God uses our imperfections to "grow us" in the faith. If not, there would be no need to forgive one another. As we learn to live in harmony with our new family,we rub each other like sandpaper. It's painful at times, but the result brings about a smoothing and softening to our rough edges. Colossians 3:13 Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another.
Forgive as the Lord forgave you. (NIV) Philippians 3:12-13 Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already been made perfect, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me.
Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead ... (NIV)
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According to reports from Ynaija, it was
confirmed that Tiwa Savage and TeeBillz are on a
rocky path in their relationship (due to domestic
violence and cheating allegations), well, it has
gotten uglier. Hours after we unveiled details of her New manager, Meka Millions, our source confirmed that Tiwa Savage has moved out of the house. “It’s like she’s decided to stay with a
friend or something… but she has left the
house as we speak, she left yesterday
afternoon and has not returned… No, she
didn’t go for a show,” our source
exclusively told us. When asked how Tunji is faring, the source said,
“What will he do? He caused the whole thing
now. Tunji is a randy guy… it’s family members
that are trying to salvage the situation now. He
really hurt her this time.” This is not the first time a celebrity couple is
finding it hard to keep their marriage intact due to
constant media checks and scrutiny. Tiwa and TeeBillz began their love affair over two
years ago but kept it under wraps and even
denied it on the pages of newspapers and
magazine until Wednesday, February, 5, 2013,
when TeeBillz engaged Tiwa with a $2,000
diamond-encrusted, yellow canary wedding band. The pair held a traditional marriage in November
2013 and a white wedding in Dubai, UAE, in April
2014.

KAYD007: Real man don't beat a woman ma azz...aside my mother or sisters,hmmm, provoke me and you will behold the 8 stars of the heavens as they transcend the galaxy....get physical with me...the velocity of serena williams backhand stroke should reset you to default self while your brain is reeling in its cranium like a cocroach that has been broomed stick...a follow up of 7.1 richer scale magnitude of a maria sharapova fore hand smash...which will send urine licking down from your in between..if you still on your feet, a jet li kick to the chest or better still a two footed john terry tackle should put you to a sound peaceful sleep with eyes wide open and your tongue sticking out like a roasted goat!

Lmaooo..i cnt help but laff o
Which lady d'yhu think will survive afta such treatment? I jst hope its mere exaggeration sha.,but if u'r for real......infact ur strength can't carry such sef!#facts only

Fortunate017: Thank u very much.. Bt no one has asked wat dat SORRY, NO A...means..u knw wat dat means?

Whatevr it means..,who kias
Buh i knw its no bad news sha..so,congregations!!!

Now im pretty sure der'z no BusAdmin stdnt in the house....#too.bad

Neldrizzy:

Who asked for his opinion sef?..mtccchhheeeewwww

Jst one guest viewing..wahz going on?
#BOREDOM.IS.TAKING.OVER!!!

Incredyable: Ditto.

Owkae

Fortunate017: Oh! Sorry dear, I know wat u went through. I av gone through that twice diz year.

Oh!..its really worth d happiness.We thank da Lord!

Incredyable: miss cjpresh,,how r u doing?

M all well nd gud,hw u?