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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by CJPresh(f): 12:55pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
If u ask mua.,mua will say......it's Jenny alll da way! I Vote Jennimma Carry on baybee.,i dey ur back |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 12:47pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
Fortunate017:I been go sambisa forest o.,me don tire to find chibok grls biko |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's See If You Can Do This! by CJPresh(f): 12:44pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Huh..is that correct? |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 12:38pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
Hloo evrybody..Ladies nd Gents,Bros nd Sis,Niccurs nd Baybees!..it has teyd ooo U guys shld keep d ministry moving forward.,i dey solidly behind una #OneLove! |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 12:31pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
ojingbe:Guy u funny oo.,see advice sha |
Jokes Etc / Let's See If You Can Do This! by CJPresh(f): 12:03pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
Some peepz claim to be keypad masters.,now this is here for u to try Type ur name with ur eyes closed,let's see the results. My try: Prexioux for Precious...lool!...try yours nd share! |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 10:04am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Happy Birthday in arrears Mr Suley316,sorry my msg is coming late,i wasn't online all through yesterday. I wish u evry good thing you wish urself!..,hope u'r still having fun??. .cos big boiz birthday celebrations dey reach 1week 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by CJPresh(f): 10:25pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:I no do joor.. Thnks once again for the nomination. |
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by CJPresh(f): 9:36pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
MizMyColi:Thanks ma,i'd hav loved to oo.bt the picture plus paper thing..ion have time for now.. I'd rather sit back nd feed my eyes!..nice work tho. #Thumbs up 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by CJPresh(f): 8:09pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Wow!..thnks LogoDWhiz Btw.,what am i supposed to do now? 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 7:00pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
CosmicSensation:Lolzz D human bein is sick in d brain 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: ....finally, I'm A Graduate... by CJPresh(f): 12:54pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Thumbs up dearie!..they say Hardwork Pays.,it's worth ur happiness o. Since hardwork pays,i'll advice u stay strong nd keep the ball rolling,cos greater challenges awaits you.That u must know. See who dey gve advise sef ,ah neva evn start clearance not to talk of lectures.. Congrats again!..flex tight.. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Some Ways To Survive A Boring Lecture by CJPresh(f): 10:23am On Oct 22, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Thnks dear,u have a nice day too. |
Education / Re: Some Ways To Survive A Boring Lecture by CJPresh(f): 4:01pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:It's self-explanatory na.,it stresses virtually everythin concerning the business sector.,from critical thinking to proper management planning to entrepreneurship...nd so on. |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 3:43pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
Navvy:I pray o 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 10:33pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Navvy:Bros eh,hw reliable is ur info |
Education / Re: Some Ways To Survive A Boring Lecture by CJPresh(f): 8:56am On Oct 15, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Ts goin smoothly,urz? R u in uni?,if yes,which nd what course wer u givn to study?? |
Education / Re: Some Ways To Survive A Boring Lecture by CJPresh(f): 11:30pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Bus Admin |
Education / Re: Some Ways To Survive A Boring Lecture by CJPresh(f): 8:03pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:Jst got admitted,UNIBEN |
Education / Re: Some Ways To Survive A Boring Lecture by CJPresh(f): 9:00am On Oct 14, 2014 |
LogoDWhiz:For me,preparations before lecture is the most active,scribbling might save the day!...including any blunder the lecturer makes,it worked for me in sec.schl. |
Celebrities / See Uti Nwachukwu's View On Body Odour by CJPresh(f): 2:23pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
TV host, Model, Actor and former Big Brother Africa Winner is definitely not happy with some of his compatriots, who according to him ‘smell’ In the words of Uti, here’s what you must know about body smell, quite interesting I must say; "Yes, my fellow Nigerians, Quite a number of you smell. Be it body or mouth odour but it has become a threat to social existence in our society because some of you are so selfish and too wicked to bother about personal hygiene. Only money money money una de think? It’s not fair ooooo. Come on people, do you know that the way you smell can even favour or be bad luck to you when you are trying to get employed? I know of a model that was hot and when the designer asked her to try on the clothes, the minute she took her top off. The designer changed his countenance and said “you know what,i've changed my mind, your agency will get back to you” And to the ‘bros’ out there, who think its 'manly' to have all the hair in Africa in their armpit, this one is for you, with love from Uti; Brosiyeeeeeee. Shave your pits. Nigeria is too hot, plus no matter what you say, hairy armpits are unsightly.And invest in really strong antiperspirants. Abeg, for the sake of your friends and girlfriends. It's quite embarrassing to tell you but trust me, if you have armpit hair in Nigeria you do smell after a while and people just don't want to tell you." Do you agree with him or do you think he was too harsh?? |
Celebrities / Re: Did She Pack Out For Real? by CJPresh(f): 1:57pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
kolubo: Na everyday Tiwa and Teebliz dey release one episode from their movie. Make dem finish everything once make we hear word on NL.Bros abeg helep me tell dem |
Religion / Common Misconceptions Of New Christians.... by CJPresh(f): 1:20pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Happy Reading! New Christians quite often have misconceptions about God, the Christian life and other believers. This look at the common misconceptions of Christianity is designed to dispel some of the myths that typically hinder new Christians from growing and maturing in the faith. 1-Once you become a Christian, God will solve all of your problems.....: Many new Christians are shocked when the first trial or serious crisis hits. Here's a reality check -- get prepared -- the Christian life is not always easy! You will still face ups and downs, challenges and joys. You will have problems and troubles to overcome. This verse offers encouragement for Christians facing difficult situations: 1 Peter 4:12-13 Dear friends, do not be surprised at the painful trial you are suffering, as though something strange were happening to you. But rejoice that you participate in the sufferings of Christ, so that you may be overjoyed when his glory is revealed. (NIV) 2- Becoming a Christian means giving up all fun and following a life of rules....: A joyless existence of mere rule-following is not true Christianity and the abundant life God intends for you. Rather, this describes a man-made experience of legalism. God has amazing adventures planned for you. These verses give a description of what it means to experience God's life: Romans 14:16-18 Then you will not be condemned for doing something you know is all right. For the Kingdom of God is not a matter of what we eat or drink, but of living a life of goodness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. If you serve Christ with this attitude, you will please God. And other people will approve of you, too. (NLT) 3-Christian ministers and missionaries are more spiritual than other believers.....: This is a subtle but persistent misconception that we carry in our minds as believers. Because of this false notion, we end up putting ministers and missionaries on "spiritual pedestals" accompanied by unrealistic expectations. When one of these heroes falls from our self-constructed perch, it tends to make us fall too -- away from God. Don't let this happen in your life. You may have to continually guard yourself against this subtle deception. Paul, Timothy's spiritual father, taught him this truth - we are all sinners on an equal playing field with God and each other: 1 Timothy 1:15-16 This is a true saying, and everyone should believe it: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners and I was the worst of them all. But that is why God had mercy on me, so that Christ Jesus could use me as a prime example of his great patience with even the worst sinners. Then others will realize that they, too, can believe in him and receive eternal life. (NLT) 4-Christian churches are always safe places, where you can trust everyone.....: Although this should be true, it is not. Unfortunately,we live in a fallen world where evil resides. Not everyone who enters the church has honorable intentions, and even some who do come with good intentions, can fall back into old patterns of sin. One of the most dangerous places in Christian churches, if not properly guarded, is the children's ministry. Churches that don't implement background checks,team led classrooms, and other security measures,leave themselves open to many dangerous threats. 1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour. (NKJV) Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. (KJV) 5 - All Christians are loving, perfect people.....: Well, it doesn't take very long to discover that this is not true. But being prepared to meet the imperfections and failures of your new family in Christ can spare you future pain and disillusionment. Although Christians strive to be like Christ, we wil never obtain complete sanctification until we stand before the Lord. In fact, God uses our imperfections to "grow us" in the faith. If not, there would be no need to forgive one another. As we learn to live in harmony with our new family,we rub each other like sandpaper. It's painful at times, but the result brings about a smoothing and softening to our rough edges. Colossians 3:13 Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. (NIV) Philippians 3:12-13 Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already been made perfect, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead ... (NIV) Read and Share! 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Did She Pack Out For Real? by CJPresh(f): 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
According to reports from Ynaija, it was confirmed that Tiwa Savage and TeeBillz are on a rocky path in their relationship (due to domestic violence and cheating allegations), well, it has gotten uglier. Hours after we unveiled details of her New manager, Meka Millions, our source confirmed that Tiwa Savage has moved out of the house. “It’s like she’s decided to stay with a friend or something… but she has left the house as we speak, she left yesterday afternoon and has not returned… No, she didn’t go for a show,” our source exclusively told us. When asked how Tunji is faring, the source said, “What will he do? He caused the whole thing now. Tunji is a randy guy… it’s family members that are trying to salvage the situation now. He really hurt her this time.” This is not the first time a celebrity couple is finding it hard to keep their marriage intact due to constant media checks and scrutiny. Tiwa and TeeBillz began their love affair over two years ago but kept it under wraps and even denied it on the pages of newspapers and magazine until Wednesday, February, 5, 2013, when TeeBillz engaged Tiwa with a $2,000 diamond-encrusted, yellow canary wedding band. The pair held a traditional marriage in November 2013 and a white wedding in Dubai, UAE, in April 2014. |
Family / Re: Real Men Do Not Beat Their Wives by CJPresh(f): 3:30pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
KAYD007: Real man don't beat a woman ma azz...aside my mother or sisters,hmmm, provoke me and you will behold the 8 stars of the heavens as they transcend the galaxy....get physical with me...the velocity of serena williams backhand stroke should reset you to default self while your brain is reeling in its cranium like a cocroach that has been broomed stick...a follow up of 7.1 richer scale magnitude of a maria sharapova fore hand smash...which will send urine licking down from your in between..if you still on your feet, a jet li kick to the chest or better still a two footed john terry tackle should put you to a sound peaceful sleep with eyes wide open and your tongue sticking out like a roasted goat!Lmaooo..i cnt help but laff o Which lady d'yhu think will survive afta such treatment? I jst hope its mere exaggeration sha.,but if u'r for real......infact ur strength can't carry such sef!#facts only |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 11:49pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Fortunate017: Thank u very much.. Bt no one has asked wat dat SORRY, NO A...means..u knw wat dat means?Whatevr it means..,who kias Buh i knw its no bad news sha..so,congregations!!! |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 11:44pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Now im pretty sure der'z no BusAdmin stdnt in the house....#too.bad |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:39pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
Neldrizzy:Who asked for his opinion sef?..mtccchhheeeewwww |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:03pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
Jst one guest viewing..wahz going on? #BOREDOM.IS.TAKING.OVER!!! |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:36pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Incredyable:Owkae |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:32pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Fortunate017: Oh! Sorry dear, I know wat u went through. I av gone through that twice diz year.Oh!..its really worth d happiness.We thank da Lord! |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:42pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Incredyable: miss cjpresh,,how r u doing?M all well nd gud,hw u? |
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