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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 2:02pm On Dec 13, 2014
Quick Update On Online Clearance.
#RELOADED I will be making this post into a list for easy
understanding... So let's get started.
1. Read and Re-Read the document provided by the school until it is understood before taking action.
2. You will no longer be using the username and password you used for your application and result
checking, you are to take note of your new student credentials(Username and password) once you are logged in. You will henceforth use your new Id and password to login to your student record, only then will you be able to print out your admission letter.
3. Make sure you use a computer when making payments, do not claim you are a big boy using android phone that has 4g to make payments. 4. Once you have made payment, ensure you copy your "clearance activation code" . It is very important, that's why I advice you use a pc, because sometimes the page might not pop up if you are using a mobile phone and please do not rush and close tab on your browser.
5. I hope we all know the meaning of "And" and "Or".... Where it is stated you should use "And", it means you use both, but where you are required to use "Or". You use just the one that is available with you. Why i said this is because of the first item=“O’ level Certificates and Statements of ‘O’ level results from the schools. I will advice we wait when the portal is open to begin, you will all know what to upload there.
6. Still confused on what guarantor and acceptance letter looks like Click here= Samples. Note: It must be typed, not handwritten and signed where appropriate.
7. You can get your affidavits sworn in any court of law in Nigeria for a small token.
8. You can save your form at the bottom of the page and get back to it if you do not have all the required details. Do not save and request clearance when you are not done please. You cannot edit the Clearance /Eligibility Form after final submission.
9. Heed to instructions, take a passport with red background.
10. Get a WAEC/NECO scratch card to present to the clearance officials for result checking. Please do not scratch it yourselves.
11. Always remember to check your clearance date in your online profile so as not to
miss the day you are supposed to be cleared. 12. College of Medical Sciences are to pay N65,000 while other candidates are to pay N45,000 for their acceptance fee.
13. You are not going to any bank please, you are to use a verve card or mastercard for payments, that's why it is called "online clearance".
14. The Online clearance can be done in any cyber cafe in Nigeria, it is not that difficult at all, it is a very easy program that you can do yourself, just that if it were to be a cyber cafe at school, the operators of the cafe already know what to do and the right document to upload since they have been familiar with it over the years but be careful who you disclose your card pin to
15. Well, if you have gone through the instructions given in the doc, you will see there is no deadline stated, but it is advisable you do the online clearance on time, so you will be able to start the physical clearance at the appointed time to avoid confusion With this information, I wish you a stress free clearance, I am sure I missed out some important things too, you can signify to let me know or add yours to the list. And any form correction is also welcome please. Thank You.
Godwin Great Togan

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:42pm On Dec 13, 2014
Fortunate017:
Because You are Fortune's girl.
I seeee...
Isolrite abeg

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:35pm On Dec 13, 2014
Fortunate017:
Ok o. The page is special sha. Triple 8. I opened it, dedicated it to you.
So..
Na you go be the mother to my three plates kiss grin
But why
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:18pm On Dec 13, 2014
Fortunate017:
You wan start abi? undecided
Calm down...
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:14pm On Dec 13, 2014
Fortunate017:
I dedicate this page to CJPresh.
Thnks Fortie.. cheesy
But wait ooo...


Who e help
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:11pm On Dec 13, 2014
Mexyz:
yes
Okay..,thnks
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 12:52pm On Dec 13, 2014
Bobbyzain:
the statement means that u will find a place in ur online clearance page where u will be asked to type ur waec subjects and scores.while the certificate refers to a place where you will scan in your waec result either the one printed online(for people that wrote waec this year and last year) and the original from school(for people that wrote waec more than two years ago.)
Uncle,ur xplanation is a bit confusing oo
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2014
Mexyz:
ojingbe and Godwin10, you guys are doing a wonderful job here but I must make something clear here, you are required to upload your statement of result or original result NOT the both. @CJPresh, your LGA cert must be uploaded, Mr dozieinspired, with 1k you will do your online clearance without any story, it doesn't cost fortune. Good luck guys.
Can an affidavit cover that?..i mean d LGA cert
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 9:45am On Dec 13, 2014
Godwin10:

Since you didn't see it amongst the list, its not required but I will advice you still get it for scholarship purposes.
Okay,thnks
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 4:28am On Dec 13, 2014
Does it mean we won't be needing the Jamb original result,and LGA cert?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 10:04pm On Dec 12, 2014
uju18:
wow almost everyone in lagos here stays at ojo that's awesome
You stay at ojo as well?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 4:14pm On Dec 11, 2014
Nelsizzy:
Atleast u can nw print awt ur Uniben Admission letter n ur username n password has been changed. Clearance is closed
Linus Mba

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Guys Don't Like Bathing With Their Fellow Guys And... by CJPresh(f): 3:29pm On Dec 11, 2014
VickyyB:

Avoidance is the key.
To open which door undecided
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:11pm On Dec 11, 2014
Nelsizzy:
Online Clearance has started.......
Without UNIBEN posting the online clearance requirements?..adonbilivit!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 1:10pm On Dec 11, 2014
Nelsizzy:
Online Clearance has started.......
Without UNIBEN posting the online clearance requirements?..adonbilivit!

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Celebrities / Re: Reasons Nigerian Men Still 'Lust' After Tiwa Savage [pix] by CJPresh(f): 11:32am On Dec 11, 2014
Hmmmmm...
Oga OP...Naija men lust after Tiwa,u're comin here to tell us why..as if u'r d one lusting after her undecided
To all of u that r sayin Tiwa is not fine...una taste shaa....
Tiwa is fine..Ho ha,her shape nd height is perfect!.,d voice is jst a plus..


#walks out of thread

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Jokes Etc / Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by CJPresh(f): 10:20am On Dec 10, 2014
purpinkx:
Let's define this relationship
.
For how many marks ?
This relationship can best be defined as....LMAO!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by CJPresh(f): 12:42pm On Dec 09, 2014
emaboi:

Nothing much.. I'm seyifunmi by name and I'm following you right away, and you?
Seyifunmi..sounds nice..what does it mean?
Bdw,i'm Precious
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by CJPresh(f): 11:50am On Dec 09, 2014
emaboi:

You've got one.... I'm april 20th...
Wow!...nice
So..,what's up with you?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by CJPresh(f): 9:49am On Dec 09, 2014
Hehehe...
At work..
Me:Ekaro ma
Pure water seller:Ekaro oko mi..mummy e nko?(as if she knows my mum)

At home..
Me:Michealooo..awayu!
Small michael:Aunty pweshus goo..goo goo morin..#and he runs away

Back then in school:...when she's late
Me:Pman Good morning sir!
Principal:you're jst coming,right?...join them in kneeling down dia!!!
Me:Sir?....(Choi!..i wld hav sneaked away instead...mtchhheeww)
Religion / Re: Can Sexual Sins Hinder One From Getting Married? by CJPresh(f): 9:45am On Dec 08, 2014
Tallesty1:
I think i gotta elaborate on this.

Pushing men away here doesn't mean yelling at them to stay the Bleep off.

Submitting your body easily pushes men away.

Indecent exposure pushes men away.

Weird hair-styles, too much make up and use of fake materials like, nails and lashes pushes men away.

Wanting too many things pushes men away.

Forcing yourself into a dress that is meant for a 3yrs old just to appear sexy pushes men away.

Too much paintings push men away.

Then how do you present?

If you don't have the aura of a responsible woman when you walk on the street or anywhere then you are on your own.


NDEWO
Choi!..i wish i could like this post more than once..
What else does sister OP want to hear?
Oya mechie this thread!...sharply! lipsrsealed

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Jokes Etc / Re: BRAIN TEASERS:Can You Guess What Each Of These Riddles Is Describing? by CJPresh(f): 4:27pm On Nov 29, 2014
Fortunate017:
No, I don't want to shake hands with you. You know what i want.

Btw is my answer to question 8 correct?
Nope.,Kangaroo is the correct answer
Jokes Etc / Re: BRAIN TEASERS:Can You Guess What Each Of These Riddles Is Describing? by CJPresh(f): 6:47pm On Nov 28, 2014
Fortunate017:
1:Silence
3:Fire
5:Ship
8:Frog or squirrel.
9:wholesome.
You tried jare....oya shake me
Jokes Etc / Re: BRAIN TEASERS:Can You Guess What Each Of These Riddles Is Describing? by CJPresh(f): 6:36pm On Nov 28, 2014
benromeo39:
make out of them:
1) No sooner spoken than broken.What is it?

Ans: silence.

2)I am weightless but you can see me.Put me in a bucket and i'll make it lighter.What am i?

Ans: a hole.

3)I am as light as feather,yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute.What am i?

Ans: fart.

4)Tell me what stinks while living,but in death,smells good.

Ans: pork suya grin

5)Weights in my belly
Trees on my back
Nails on my ribs
Feet do i lack. What am i?

Ans: a ship.

6)Whoever makes it,tells it not.Whoever takes it,knows it not.Whoever knows it,wants it not..What is it?

Ans: fake money.

7)At a family re-union were the following people: One grandfather,one grandmother,two fathers,two mothers,four children,three grandchildren,one brother,two sisters,two sons,two daughters,one father-in-law,one mother-in-law and one daughter-in-law.But they were not as many as it looks.They were just seven in number.WHO WERE THEY?

Ans: One daughter-in-law: her parents are not included, so she her in-laws are her husband's parents.

Two mothers: her husband's mother and her.

Two fathers: her husband's father and her husband.

Three grandchildren: she has three children.

Two sons: her son and her husband.

Two daughters: her two daughters (her parents are not present)

Three grandchildren: her children.

Four children: her husband and her three children.

One daughter-in-law: her.

One father-in-law and mother-in-law: her husband's parents.

Two little girls and one little boy, their parents, and two grandparents = 7 people.

8#What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

Ans: A kangaroo.

9)What is it that,after you take out the whole,some still remains?

Ans: the word "wholesome".

10)I have hands that wave at you
Though i never say goodbye
It's cool for you to be with me
Especially when i say "HI"...what am i?

Ans: fan
Bennnnnn!!!
I'm sure you peeked somewhere....nice work though undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: BRAIN TEASERS:Can You Guess What Each Of These Riddles Is Describing? by CJPresh(f): 11:22am On Nov 28, 2014
Fortunate017:
Hmmmm!!
Hummer 2...oya start working!
Jokes Etc / BRAIN TEASERS:Can You Guess What Each Of These Riddles Is Describing? by CJPresh(f): 11:03am On Nov 28, 2014
Okay!...i just hope this hasn't been posted before..

Here are some riddles.Let's see what you can make out of them:
1) No sooner spoken than broken.What is it?

2)I am weightless but you can see me.Put me in a bucket and i'll make it lighter.What am i?

3)I am as light as feather,yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute.What am i?

4)Tell me what stinks while living,but in death,smells good.

5)Weights in my belly
Trees on my back
Nails on my ribs
Feet do i lack. What am i?

6)Whoever makes it,tells it not.Whoever takes it,knows it not.Whoever knows it,wants it not..What is it?

7)At a family re-union were the following people: One grandfather,one grandmother,two fathers,two mothers,four children,three grandchildren,one brother,two sisters,two sons,two daughters,one father-in-law,one mother-in-law and one daughter-in-law.But they were not as many as it looks.They were just seven in number.WHO WERE THEY?

coolWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

9)What is it that,after you take out the whole,some still remains?

10)I have hands that wave at you
Though i never say goodbye
It's cool for you to be with me
Especially when i say "HI"...what am i?

#sighs heavily..
You're free to add yours,not until you get these done.Good-rock!
Jokes Etc / Re: In Your Highschool Days What Was The Nickname Given To You by CJPresh(f): 9:56am On Nov 28, 2014
Mine was Koloba a.k.a Kolly Kolly undecided
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by CJPresh(f): 1:11pm On Nov 22, 2014
Laffin' in arabic...#ki..ki..ki..ki..ki..ki

May Tha Most Popular Contestant Win!!!

#drops mic undecided
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:40pm On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
sumonmi jekin baye dele cheesy
I knw dis one...i'm sumoING
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:26pm On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
bawo foshi ni.. Sheti gbor
*lost*..talk it again
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:18pm On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
via French Kissing abi?? Ok
Kilon fo shi?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:12pm On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
i come carry package!!
Hmm..oya gist me via...u knw na tongue
Hope chop chop follow?

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