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if you are a python developer, try and play with this codes I saw....
http://coolpythoncodes..co.ke/2016/11/a-python-program-using-flesch-index-to.html?m=1

python is the bomb meh...

Champions aren't made in gyms, champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."

Muhammad Ali

Do you know that Real Madrid won the
Champions League yesterday? They defeated
Atletico Madrid via penalties.
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Do you know that Real Madrid has now won the
Champions League 11 times? 4 more than any
other club.
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Do you know that Ramos is the first defender to
score in 2 champions league final?
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Do you know that Modric created 5 chances in
yesterday's Champions league final? No player
created more.
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Do you know that Cristiano Ronaldo has scored a
goal in all his Champions league finals?(expt for 2009) He scored
a goal in 2008, in 2014 and he scored the winning
penalty in yesterday's game.
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Do you know that Toni Kroos completed 91% of
his passes vs Atletico? No player completes
more.
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Do you know that Torres completed just one
pass vs Real Madrid? He completed the pass in
the 57th minute.
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Do you know that both Simeone and Zidane
coached the club they played for in yesterday's
Champions league final?
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Do you know that Zidane has this stats in his
debut season as a manager?
WWDWWWWWDLWWWWW
WLWWWWWDWWWWW. Madrid scored 71
goals, conceded 19 and won 1 trophy; The
Champions league.
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Do you know that Zidane has become the first
French manager to win the Champions League?
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He has won more Champions league trophies in
5 months than Arsene Wenger did in 19 years.
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Do you know that Zidane has joined the league of
managers to win the Champions League as a
player? The remaining are Ancelotti, Cruyff,
Trapotini, Rijkaard, Munuz, and Guardiola.
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Do you know that Zidane won Madrid's 9th
Champions league as a player, won the 10th as
an assistant coach, and won the 11th as a coach?
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Do you know that he also won everything in his
National team? But there were many days that
didn't go well. Days he lost.

*. -Barcelona won the domestic double this season. -Juventus won the domestic double this season. *. -Barcelona won the league and the cup in two consecutive years. -Juventus won the league and the cup in two consecutive years. *. -Barcelona this season:91POINT...29WIN...4DRAW....5 LOSE. -Juventus this season:91POINT...29WIN...4DRAW...5 LOSE. *. -Barcelona won the cup over the seventh of the league(SEVILLA) at the third's stadium(ATLETICO MADRID) in extra time. -Juventus won the cup over the seventh of the league(AC MILAN) at the third's stadium(ROMA) in extra time.

y are our guns with cello tape....I tire oO

y are our guns with cello tape....I tire oO

1. No : We can't teach Chemistry to your kid because we too don't understand it.

2. No: We don't work with Glass beakers, pipette or burette . We have bigger things to think about.

3. We work with Chemicals that can: Dissolve you, Peel You, Freeze you or Incinerate you instantly.

4. If you like Temperature and pressure, talk to us.

5. We are not surgeons but we specialize in few operations like mass transfer operations, heat transfer operations, fluid flow operations and mechanical operations.

6. We work in Shifts not because its a call center, but our Plants operates 24x7x365/366 ( depending on whether its a leap year or not)
.7. Mechanical Guys think that we are a part of them,but they dont have a clue of what we do. But on other hand we know some of their buzz words like Stress, strain, butt weld, rivets ,hydraulic pressure..Coz we studied it (at least of a semester). Honestly we need mech guys to fix our equipments..

8. Instruments Guys are the only one who understands us a little bit. Otherwise we will make their job tougher..

9. Electrical Guys don't know and don't care what wedo. Neither do we about them , but they give us nightmare when the power supply dips..

10.Whenever you are filling up your petrol tank, lighta gas stove, open a plastic wrapper, drink from a plastic bottle,write on a paper, buy a new cloth, wash your cloth with detergent, take a bath with shampoo and nice smelling soap,open a deo/perfume can, get new paint for your house or car, use a disinfectants or mosquito repellent,light a candle etc etc there is a CHEMICAL ENGINEER working for you.

no wonder this thread made front page.... my guy u try

THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS CHEMICALS

I will consider:

- substances that explode when touched

-chemicals so poisonous even a millionth of a gram inhaled will kill you.

- chemicals with horrifying smell....

Here are the five most dangerous chemicals in the world....

#1- CHLORIDE TRIFLUORIDE [ClF3]

- This is the most vigorous fluoridating agent known to humanity

- It Burns inflammable objects such as brick,concrete,gravel flour.

- you can only store chloride trifluoride safely in a regular steel drum that's air tight.

#2 AZIDOAZIDE AZIDE [C2N14]

- It is the most explosive compound every created.

- It's a class of high nitrogen energetic material.

- it's so sensitive to measure how sensitive it is.

- it was created in 2010 by a team of German chemist with the help of the USA army to develop more energetic compounds

Azidoazide will explode by

-Moving it

- Touching it

- Dispersing it in solution

- leaving it undisturbed on a glass plate

- Exposing it to bright light

- Azidoazide was put in a shock proof explosive case in a dark climate control room and it exploded.

#3 Dimethylcadmium [CH3-Cd-CH3]

- It's an organic metallic compound i.e it has a molecule of carbon bonded with a metal...

- gram for gram it's the most toxic chemical in the world

- It has both acute and chronic effect... it can kill you now or later.

- It was created by a German pioneer of organometallic chemistry Erich Krause in 1917.he died at the age of 37 after accidentally inhaling chlorine.

- Dimethylcadmium is extremely carcinogenic (cancerous )

- if you spill it on the flour,don't use water to clean it because it reacts with water....i.e it explodes in water.

- Friction makes it ignite

- It's smell is described as foul,unpleasant, metallic and disagreeable...

#4 Thioacetone [C3H6S]

- It's the world smelliest chemical.

- It's a thiol =>an organic compound in which a carbon atom is bonded to a sulfur - hydrogen pair.

-You can smell one drop of this substance from ½km away.

- It originated ina soap factory in 1869 where chemists where experimenting with Tri-Thioacetone in Freiburg, German.

- It caused spontaneous outbreaks of vomiting in the surrounding neighborhoods eventually leading to the evacuation of the whole city....



#5 FluoroAntimonic acid [H2FSbF6]

- It's the strongest corrosive agent in the world.

- It's most dangerous acid created by humanity.

- It's ten quad trillion (10,000,000,000,000,000) times stronger than sulfuric acid.

- Fluorine really likes to bond with calcium.so when this acid tears through your fatty organic tissues, the fluorine will burn through your bones.

- you can only store this chemical in a Teflon containers.

If money didn't exist, would you still get up every morning and do what you do for a living?

Why will army go and beat up students wen they ve not defeated boko haram.....

Army take control in cases of terror attack or foreign threats.....

Y didn't the air force n navy come to UNIPORT....

demolinka:
Minister of swag

at first I thought he was an American actor on red carpet

demolinka:
Minister of swag

at first I thought he was an American actor on red carpet

in PH u put protector on ur ceiling in work place ....

noblemails:
As soon as that girl hooks up to another guy, just expect your sack letter the next day. Marrying his only daughter is part of the investments and wealth he preaches to you.

I concur

hmmm this family love book eeeh all of them re using eye glass

GENIUS or MENTALLY ILL?





A story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother. He told her, “My teacher told me to give this paper only to my mother.” Thomas’ mother read the note and her eyes filled with tears. Thomas asked his mother what the note said, and she read aloud, “Your son is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have enough good teachers for training him. Please teach him yourself.”
And that’s exactly what Thomas’ mother did; she homeschooled her child with devotion and dedication.
As the story goes, many years later after Thomas Edison’s mother passed on, and he was now one of the world’s greatest inventors, he found a folded paper among other family items. He opened the very same paper that had been handed to him to give to his mother and read the following message: “Your son is mentally ill. We won’t let him come to school anymore.”
At that moment, Edison realized what his mother had done for him so many years ago. He wrote in his diary: “Thomas Alva Edison was an addled child that, by a hero mother, became the genius of the century.”
In the book of Proverbs we learn: “The words of the reckless pierce like swords, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.” Can you imagine what might have happened to Thomas Edison if his mother had read to him the reckless and hurtful words written by his foolish teacher? He might never have invented the light bulb or made his many other contributions to society.
Thank God for the wise words of his mother! She created the context in which her son could grow to his full potential.
Let’s take this message to heart and resolve to use our words for healing today. Just as hurtful words can cause uncontainable damage for life, so can wise words positively affect a person for life. May the words we use today change a life for the better.

Estacy22:
Could you please provide some sites of the scholarship? Thanks.

google scholastical

marriage is honourable with the bed undefiled.... God hates sexual immortality... pls we should all abstain from it...

God bless u