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I moved backward a little bit ,they were running to my direction I was also running back thank God I was the fastest in my school those days we ran and ran,then we both stopped..

"Why are you running.?" a guy asked...

"Why are you running. also?" I asked back..

"These boy standing at my front he his my brother he said you destroyed his laptop"

"Me destroy your laptop no I didn't abi how?"

"Ahhhh he said I should sprinkle water on it and dry it for 24hours and the rain fell overnight.." Femi said

"What!!!" The three huge guys exclaimed..

"Wtf you mean you did it I was just joking I called you back you didn't answer now.."

A guy slapped Femi straight..

"I don't know when you would start having sense
you mean you did this?"

,"Noooo" Femi was trying to say something ..

"You made us start running after somebody because of your foolishness,guy no vex abeg "
He said to me ..

"Birds of the same feathers like. brothers" I said smiling walking..

A girl was just passing looking at me ..

"Hi what sup" I greeted

"Did you mean me what sup?"She said to me..

"Yes am greeting you "

"What do you small boys of these days mean? are we mate don't you ever tell me that again" She. barked at me..

"What is wrong with this one ,asinine we would see." I said walking away angrily..


"Seriously I don't know what's wrong with some girls they just talk anyhow. did she even know my age? I pray titilayo won't be this nur" I thought..


I went to the game center before I entered..

"Thief were my 1k"

I quickly gave it to him.
I spent the rest of the day there till it was late around 7pm..


"Guy how far abeg come " An unknown guy said

"Please help me collect my phone for that chemist there bring your phone so I will call him to confirm"I gave him

I moved three steps
"Abbey are you mad in this Lagos they born you they want scam you" I thought.

"Bro my phone " I said to him

"in fact dont worry "he gave me my phone

"See me shar "I smiled

Still walking back home I saw the foolish GIrl that was shouting at me in a welders corner at night

"These girl don enter am"...

EPISODE 2
She held my hands in a way i couldnt explain ,something i dont like a girl holding me people would think am a bad boy ,especially thay iya risi ..

We almost got to my house then she stopped,all i could do was just smile and smile i wasn't replying her talks until she got silent looking at me straight to my eyes she was getting closer i didnt even make a move it happened like a movie maybe indian movies,her lips were getting closer.

"Who run the world girls" her phone started ringing something that pained me..

"My mum's calling me we would chat on whatsapp" she said to me running back home.

"Wait do you have my number"

"Dont worry we will chat later"She said still running..

I got home thinking less about the #1000 i collected i was just thinking about the kiss i missed why should i loose such a thing



"I just love this your hair its soft" titilayo said...

"But i dont know why water keeps dropping on it" She said with sad face..

What!!! it was raining i quickly woke up i quickly closed my room window went to my mum room closed the window .
I didnt tell you something am from a reach home.
I slept back...

Early morning ,i woke up by 7:30 am rushed to my toilet brushed my teeth clean up the house bath dressed up with my #8,000 ..

Femi pointed to me with three huge guys running to me..

"I don die"

Divepen1:
Sharp guyyyy

hehehe u neva see anything..

kitnah:
this is funny

abeg continue

love this

As you wish
Typing posting sooner.

Its all about me.
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Am a kind of gentle person i dont talk to much but i act funny atimes.
A kind of a geekyperson anything technology theg ask me first ,but wait dont call me tecno my name is "ABBEY"
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Moving on the street with my earpiece on my ear listening to JASI BY BANKY W, someone tapped me from my back it was femi a street nigga you would know more about him later.

"Howfar guy" Femi greeted

"I dey " I replied

"Guy there's something wrong with my laptop's keyboard it dosen't respond fast" He said

"That one is not a problem,just buy oil sprinkle it on the keyboard and dry the laptop for 24hours,thatsall." I said to him teasing him not knowing he was going to fall for a joke

"Thanks bro" He said running back

"Hey bro" i called back..

He didnt answer so i continued to ear my music JASI before the morale am keeping for some reason go.
I walked down to a game center down the road having no penny but sense funny brain.


"I don land" I entered making a statement making them face me.

"Konami" They all chorused.

There's something i do wonder about the name "konami" am i the founder of pes ? well i can play well.
They started tackling me with bets which i had no money on hand

"Arrrgh"

"Ehn ehn theres 50GB Cheat for #1000 who will buy"i said making them face me.

Have i brought any cheat that do not work ? it just that you get it after 24hours.

"Take this #1000 take my phone oya do it" One of the guys offered me hia phone money.

I quickly went to my online bulksms changed the senders name to MTN50G.
And sent a message
"Dear subscriber you have been qualified for the MTN50GB offer wait for 25Hours by switching off your phone"


Sharp boy abi? only few got the scope.
I quickly went on to bet with his 1000 .
And won #8000 smiling back home .
A girl saw me and started smiling,well she's named titilayo she's fund of that smilling to me unnecessary she is two years older than me.

"Abbey whatsup" She greeted with a smile which she had never done .

"Good evening " I said with disbelieve.

"Can we have a walk together" She offered .

"Yes of cause"

She held my hands as we walked together.

Hi nairalanders it has been long i have been here ,but now am here just to make you guys enjoy your stay here.
By reading my stories i promise to update due to your response on this story
It's 70% real just to make it suitable for the readers ride on ..
Abbeyclassiclee
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Welcome viewers.
This is a story based on me what happened in the past,70% real am nlt a writer but i need to put these down believe me you should be ready to
Laugh
Smile
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And its more on pidgeon english
"When you read am you go know"
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"you these boy since when them don carry you come you don turn another thing" Tobi said to me while i was kneeling down .

Tobi is like a brother to us in the barracks he was the one whom we all feared ,why i didnt use "brother" we all in the barracks dont use that even if you are the lord we dont.

"Ah no vex please " i said to him looking pityful.

"Imagine your mama&pqpa name you abiodun you dey call yourself mind which mind you get?" He asked the best question i was to answer.

"haahahahaha" i laughed which made him give me a very angry look which made him give me a very strong look .

"you be goat hegoat " he said looking frustrated
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The mind of a name he asked maybe he wasnt sure of what he asked .

"who no know me for this barrack" i nearly said.


"stand up come go get me bread and beans for iya ejima place" he said as i stood up .

"Take #100 buy beans 50 bread 50" he gave me with plate he was fund of sending someone on errand .

I was walking outside when i saw del we called him del because he so loves computer at his age but his name is dele.

"Mind wetin you do tobi" he asked wanting to know.

"Him wan sabi mind him wan know d mind wa get"

"Ha were you kum dey go do " he asked pointing to my plate

" i wan go buy bread & beans for am"

We walked together till we got there

"Mama Ejima sell beans 40 bread 40 for me " I said pointing the plate her why i reseverd 20 was for kulikuli i cant do without it

As we were heading back

"Del let branch bola " Bola is a place in the barracks were dirts are packed they drop many kind of thing even dead human

"Bola for wetin" Del asked

"When we reach dere you go know " I said puting del in suspense

Seems tobi wants to know the mind in me am ready to show him why i am called MIND
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EPISODE 2
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Moving on the street of lagos wasnt an easy thing , i had only one option which is to call my friend whom his name is thomas.

Thomas is an old time friend which we had known ourselves when we were very young we both lived at Oshodi/Lagos years past before we rellocated to our own house,Thomas is now a student of Yaba Technology a new student to be precise ,he studies buisness administration and he owns his own apartment in the school enviroment.

I then picked up my phone to call Thomas,after 3frequent calls he picked his phone
"Hello Thomas "
"Howfar boy" Thomas replied.
"Guy wahala dey oo"
"Which wahala" he said in a frightening tone.
"Popsi just sent me out of his house and you know i dont have any where to stay,its only your place you are my last hope"
"Haaah!!!!! staying with me is not the problem but am not at home now"
"Yeeh" i knew i was in trouble no person to squat with for the night .
"You know what"
"What ?" i replied in a questioning tone.
"Can you get to my apartment in that school ?"
"Yes"
"The 3rd room by the right the lady in there tell her you are from thomas i left a spare key with her but there is no fuel in that gen sha"
"Ok Ok thanks " I was very happy .
"I would call her now but am coming tommorrow"
"No probs" All that happened just flashed back into my mind i knew that man always wanted me out of that house ,who knew if he planned all , iooked back shaked my head then made my way to the bustop,it was a day to never forget about.
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Entering from one bus to another till i got to my exact point i alighted from the bus my phone was already switched off so me with my luggage moving in the campus ,life in there is another thing seeing guys smoking corner to corner ,girls moving in groups while some moving with their boyfriends and so many on.

I got to Thomas apartment moving to the third room by the right knocked knocked before i knew it was locked,i was very tired so i slept in the passage in time sleeping ,a lady tapped me
" Hey why sleeping here it is dangerous"

Divepen:
Bros, before people come around there are some typographical errors that would mar the story and I believe you can change it.

Thanks bro corrections made.!!

Hello i guess am new in here, not to experienced i just feel like giving you guys some heavy texts of mine if i could get more fame ..
My story writing skills started when i read stories of the likes ONIHAXY,FOXYBONE,D9TY7,TOSINSILVERDAM,ENITSUA,AYOSMILES,KINGZPEN
And these new guy Kinwanye
Its time
The way i lived
Storry written by Abbeyclassiclee its only emphasizing on a character Abbey
As i said am still new Your corrections are needed.

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I was sleeping in my room upstair when i had my dad discussing with some people, there is something in him he his so hot tempered ,he dosent take things easy .
While i was still stretching my body on the bed i heard him shout.
"Abbey abbey" it is normal of him always shouting my name i quickly rushed downstair to meet him when i met some strangers .
A man a woman and a girl due to the respect i have i prostrated.
"Good morning Sir ,good morning Ma" I didnt even get a reply from them..
"Daddy exactly this is the guy that impregnated me" the girl sitting said.
"Ehn what which person?" i said looking at her.
"Did you wa.nt to deny that?" my Dad said looking at me with a very straight face.
"Dad i dont know these girl oo " i said to my Dad looking suprised .
"So you want to deny her werent you the person that came to my house last week saying you wanted to borrow text book from my daughter" She said looking serious.
"Ehn me borrow textbook it is almost two years have graduated from secondary school and i still have all my text books available in my room so why ?" The confusion was too much for me .
"So you came to impregenate my Daughter?" her Father said i then new these people mean buisness and am sure they are already going to make there way because my Dad believes everything said about me .
"Get out of here i always told your mother you cant be useful you these bastard" i quickly went back to my room pinching myself if i was still sleeping .
Till night i was still thinking when i heard my mum and Dad barking at thereself
"It cant be my son it is a lie"
"Take him to the bastard you bore him for" i quickly rushed to meet them
"Abbey dont tell me all what yiur father told me is a lie?" She said looking at me needing a fast answer.
"Yes mum i dont know her it was a lie"
"What do you want to say before? as from today i disown you as my son pack your load and leave this night"
"Please dad i dont know them please."
"My so.n is going nowhere"
"Leave this house before i call the soldiers in 30mins time" i quickly packed my load and leave because he was so meaned .
That is how the story began

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WRITTEN BY ABBEYCLASSICLEE in EnglishPidgin(@abbeyclassiclee, 51561D6D)
These is my first time of written in pidgin Enjoy
As e be say Nepa nor give us light i ma generator no fit carry pumpingmachine na im be saywater no go dey for house be that .
As i just wake for around six i check all pings and chats wey dem send me reply everything go down unto say na duplex me dey stay i just off gen open my mama shop carry pure water close the shop back ah don arrange brush with paste ah just dey outside they brush jejely the same time they swear for nepa because ah go fetch water for my papa brother hotel wey dey my front .
Na so kekenapep park for ma front
Me: Oga abeg comot for my front u want ma pour spit for your maruwa.
Maruwa driver : Na u sabi
*Naso him shift maruwa go front*
Me :U for nor comot na.
*Naim i don brush finish oo ma enter gate back na im i just see one fine babe pack load come down for keke*
Me :yeepa.
Babe : Maruwa abeg change .
*Na so i near am *
Me : Aunty i fit help you?
Babe :Thank you jare no wory ma call pipo wey i wan go meet.
Maruwa driver :ashewo..
Me :Agbaya wowo man
*drives off*
Me : Aunty who b d people .
Babe : Mummy loveth.
*Ah dey hide d name because d pipo fit read am make we use loveth*
Me : Iya loveth oya make we go na ma just help you .
*Naso i drop brush one side *
Babe : Ok.
"As we dey waka go na ah gats code the babe"
Me :EhnEhn Aunty abeg wetin be ur name.
Babe : Abi sandra.abeg your talk don dey too much haa.