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Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by classiclee(m): 10:44pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Hi Your activation to BB10 MIDI DAILY failed no solution fo hours been trying EXPIRE TO 21600 not still working.. |
Properties / Re: Nigerian Homes Made Of Plastic Bottles And Mud by classiclee(m): 10:56am On Dec 11, 2015 |
great |
Gaming / Re: Please Where Can I Buy Joker Playing Cards In Lagos by classiclee(m): 6:07am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Codyt:Thanks bruh I don't want to patronise them cos they sell fake cards it bends St a little touch.. And I need it for magic show. |
Gaming / Please Where Can I Buy Joker Playing Cards In Lagos by classiclee(m): 1:23am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Please guys I really need this ,is there aywherei can get it in Lagos? |
Pets / Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by classiclee(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
My own no b hear ..I even marked the date August 13 2009 that year i was in command sec school ,I came back home for holidays Great GrandMa sent me to buy bread on my way I met this dog by the road side I became afraid walking gently the dog noticed it stood up and pursued see race thank God I was fast dose days and I bro stopped the dog Ripp to great grandma |
Celebrities / Davido Visits The Vice President In Asorock by classiclee(m): 10:46pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
The Hkn star davido visits the vice president of Nigeria at the presidential villa in AsoRock Abuja. Photos Below CC. lalasticlala
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Politics / Re: Fayose To Buhari: Remove New INEC Boss, Amina Zakari Now by classiclee(m): 8:53pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
What do you expect it is an advice some mumu guys dey call President Buhari while their papa they chew stick for house Dem no fit read common A-Z why dem no go call am go slow when. them papa get stroke them they jealous upright man |
Literature / Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by classiclee(m): 9:19pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
Hehehehe I dey feel yah bro go on |
Literature / Re: As E Dey Happen (pidgin Tory Wey Sweet Wella) by classiclee(m): 12:21am On Jul 09, 2015 |
SammyO4real:If you go dull yourself this time around na you sabi am oo |
Literature / Re: Rugged Life In Sec. Sch. by classiclee(m): 10:39pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
Lol guy you dey fk gan oo |
Literature / Re: Gentle And Funny Soul.. by classiclee(m): 9:33pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Everybody knew i am gentle but my gentility is
nothing you can tamper with even if you are older
than me.
Years back when i was in the barracks i always
feel like a king whenever am in the barracks i do
anything I like,i even commit atrocities many
regarded it as stuborness some said wickedness
but they knew i don’t cause troubles
unnecessary..
There was a day i went far from the barracks
walking were police were patrolling i walked past
were they were standing and a police man
pushed me out of the way telling me to go back
and pass the other way ,I went back he thought I
obeyed him so I quickly threw a stone at him
“gbaa” the police car the glass broke men see
race I was the best runner in command they used
there van to pursue me but I was still fast then I
got to the back gate of barracks and entered
then I told them to come in with me,they couldn’t
then I shouted at them “fools”..
At late night i got a message from titilayo..
Me and titilayo we are the best lovers that we had
s*x often
Titilayo: Teddy.
Me: Yes ma..
Titilayo: I want you to come to my house
tomorrow I miss you dear..
Me: No problem ma. Just prepare my meal
please..
Titilayo: You with this plantain and egg God help
you I will prepare it sha promise me you would
come ..
Me: Sure ma..
Titilayo: After the meal which role will you play..
Me: He he he free role nah..
Titilayo: No you will play 4..
Me: Lailai free role ..
Titilayo: Just come let see who will win..
It was a tough match ahead after dropping the
chat I just started smiling .. Then I remembered
Bukola the girl i exchanged contact with was still
on my phone probably she should be on
whatsapp.. I quickly refreshed my whatsapp list
and I got to see the fine babe in a great modeling
pose..
Me: Hmmm.
Bukola: huh?
Me: Ehhhm..
Bukola: Please identify yourself..
Me: Forgotten soon?
Bukola: Maybe.
Me: Abbey.
Bukola:Wtf!!! Am very sorry I do get a lot of
strange chats so I couldn’t identify yours.
Me: You didn’t save my contact.
Bukola: Am very sorry .. funny boy..
Me: Am not funny now..
Bukola: You are funny o I still wish to meet you
though..
Me: You can anytime ..
Bukola: Okay can you come over on Thursday.
Me: Yes.
Bukola: OK now till then.
We still chatted and I made her lol and lol ..
What a week to matches ahead.. |
Literature / Re: Gentle And Funny Soul.. by classiclee(m): 9:31pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
I slept very well that night ..
Mission accomplished she would stop running
mouth..
Waking up early next day after brushing getting
hungry,the only food that can quench the hunger
is BB(Bread and Beans) ..
Down to estate canteen .
“Abeg kafila give me bread hundred ,beans
50,put two meat”…
“Okay” Kafila said attending to me..
I went back to sit , and she served me there
Femi called in ..
“Hello” Femi ..
“Boss me what sup..”
“Come were are you?”Femk asked on phone..
“Am at iya kafila’s canteen”
“Am with those two girls come show me the one
you said you like” Femi said..
I quickly rushed out of the canteen went straight
to were they were..
“Hi” I greeted the girl I like..
“What sup” they all said..
“Meet Patricia and this bukola”Femi introduced
and winking ..
“Hi my names are abbey adam alfred are you
writing ?”They busted into laughter..
“You are very funny “Bukola said..
Key don set ..I thought..
“Don’t mind him we call him abbey..” femi said..
“OK am somehow busy can we exchange
contacts?” We did and I left to go deal with my
food..
Getting back to iya kalifa canteen without my
food..
“Who carry my bb”I yelled..
“I say who carry my BB kafila ,kafila”I continued
Everybody were concerned
“Which bb”kafila said ..
“The one wey dey this table..”I said..
“I no see bb oo” kafila said..
“bros bring your number let me call it” a
customer said ..
“I mean bread and beans” .
Mtcheeew they all hissed while kafila went back to
bring it were she covered it.. |
Literature / Re: Gentle And Funny Soul.. by classiclee(m): 9:29pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
I quickly went straight down to get werepe..
You don’t know about this?
Well I learnt that in one of the school I went ..
It is like a flower but it is crazy , it works fast
I quickly went straight down to get werepe..
You don’t know about this?
Well I learnt that in one of the school I went ..
It is like a flower but it is crazy , it works fast you
pour it reacts you scratch your body till end time
lol..
On my way to get werepe I thought about it if I
just pour this thing on them without no reason
won’t it look foolish ?but let me get it first .
I quickly got it ,grounded it in a little paper then i
quickly went back to meet them,luckily for me
they were in a hmm condition kissing there self i
still waited till they pull off all the cloths on them I
then quickly tip toed to their back a little bit far
from them,then i sprayed it on the air ..
The air is a very good messenger it quickly sent
the werepe i delivered then i retreated ..
“Up NEPA..” Voices came from neighbours..
“Yeeh ahhh i don die ahhhh”They both ran out
naked scratching…
I quickly went there..
“Ahhh what happened “Helping her to scratch
while she was naked ..
Femi saw us then he ran to us …
I knew he wasn’t there to help he was just there
to do the tapping he isn’t that nice..
People quickly came helped them using red oil on
them ..i
“You dey mad ooo, i knew it was you i saw you
when you were grounding werepe”Femi said..
“She eff-up ni” isaid
“naso werey boy” femi said.. |
Literature / Re: As E Dey Happen (pidgin Tory Wey Sweet Wella) by classiclee(m): 11:09pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Bros come write jae |
Romance / Re: Somebody Should Help Me, Am Not Her Sex Slave by classiclee(m): 9:16pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
This one hard gidigan. Help: Secretly tape you both having sex show it to her and do the threaten 1.You musnt Fail or you show it to her husband.. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by classiclee(m): 8:42pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Why is it that you don't catwalk when you walk with me but when you walk alone you catwalk you keep advertising yourself abi ?? am not cute enough... It is over!!! |
Romance / Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by classiclee(m): 8:36pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Simple.. Abi. |
Romance / Re: How To Be In A Relationship For Up to Two Years And Above by classiclee(m): 8:31pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
To be sincere I didn't read it all I heard to take the points,thanks well listened |
Nairaland / General / Re: Lets Go Dirty by classiclee(m): 8:15pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Interesting!!! |
Romance / Re: She Prefer My Kiss Than My Money by classiclee(m): 12:10am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Se Oro Niyen? |
Romance / Re: What Could Lead To This(pixs 21 +) by classiclee(m): 12:09am On Jun 23, 2015 |
You expect us to magically know how it happened? |
Literature / Re: Rugged Life In Sec. Sch. by classiclee(m): 12:06am On Jun 04, 2015 |
Following bro... |
Literature / Re: Rugged Life In Sec. Sch. by classiclee(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
I dey follow you pass Twitter |
Literature / Re: As E Dey Happen (pidgin Tory Wey Sweet Wella) by classiclee(m): 11:43pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
Bros abeg com cntinue |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by classiclee(m): 12:40pm On May 31, 2015 |
360prince:Bros you try and again for the story you eff-up ..this thing happened to me but i made sure i changed my lifestyle by stop being a virgin and the deal went on thumbsup.. |
Romance / Re: Men's Room: Is It Possible? by classiclee(m): 1:29am On May 18, 2015 |
Romance / Re: Men's Room: Is It Possible? by classiclee(m): 10:44pm On May 17, 2015 |
There is nothing new under this planet Some can even be bold of 400+ without getting married till date.. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Am I The Bet?? Please Help ... by classiclee(m): 10:27pm On May 08, 2015 |
kilokeys:Even if am to marry them all I can bear it I have all it takes |
Romance / Re: Am I The Bet?? Please Help ... by classiclee(m): 10:18pm On May 08, 2015 |
Twaci: Thanks noted.. |
Romance / Am I The Bet?? Please Help ... by classiclee(m): 3:34pm On May 08, 2015 |
There was these time a girl/neighbour came to my area and its been a long but the first day i greeted her it was said she had been expecting it for long she took my number my bbm pin and sort.. She's three years older than me am 19 she's 22 ,she has two friends which she introduced to me to cut it short.. They all proposed to me.. In fact the day I had a bike accident my phone destroyed they all bought phone for me Am now confused but I think there is a bet between them.. |
Romance / Re: Guy Talk: Whats The Craziest Thing You've Done Just To Hit The Punny? PICS +18 by classiclee(m): 3:18pm On May 08, 2015 |
Make me self lie *tufiakwa olorunmaje* |
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