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SammyO4real:
Re: AS E DEY HAPPEN (PIDGIN TORY WEY SWEET WELLA)
« #46 : 11 November 2014, 06:02:38 »
January 1, 2014
7am-9pm

The food way I cook for new year nor even sweet for my mouth at all. If I know I for allow that girl help me cook the food; that girl way wan make sure say she get me by all means. If to say I invite her to cook for me, she nor go think twice before she go gree but Titi go dey do yanga if to say na her.

I receive some text message way dey wish me happy new year. Now na another year we dey so, yet the person way I wan marry I never sabi am. Maybe make I begin do sharp guy joor. Emeka don invite me say make I follow am go club many times but I go dey tell am say I no like that kine thing. Maybe I fit see one babe for club, who know. E be like say this night na me and Emeka go gather go that club house.

Emeka hold me kon shake me like Tecno phone way dey vibrate.

"Yes! Now you sef don dey think like big man! I like your decision, Emeka. No P, I go carry you go tonight. I go spend on you so tey..."

"Eh, eh, eh...I no send you message o Nneemeka. Wetin I dey find go there na housewife, nothing else."

"Wife?" Emeka laugh. "Wife for club?"

"Yes na!" I tok kon give Emeka one close look. "You think say good girls no go dey there abi?"

"Well. Me no tok say dem no fit dey o. But wait o, you no dey run that Titi rons again?"

"Forgot that one joor, she don get owner jare."

"How you take sabi?" Emeka ask me with strong face.

"She share testimony for church today. She tok say na Olagoke Adeyemo be her Mister Right. Me don give up jare."

"Olagoke? That 419?"

"Yes o, na him."

"Come, Wetin you kon dey yarn here? Make we treat that guy fvck up nah!"

"How we go do am?" I ask Emeka. Emeka whisper inside my ears. I laugh. E go good like that jare.

Me and Emeka meet for junction around that kine 8pm. Me don Behind wella. I go make sure say I see person woo tonight wella.

The DJ just dey start when we reach the club. The music just dey rock like wetin happen. People begin step to dance floor. Me sef join them like say I don tey for clubbing too. Na second time way I go taste bear be that.

That DJ sabi mic songs abeg. I just dey feel am well. One babe roll come my side. We begin dance together. She tall kon dey pretty. She discover say I no fit dance so she begin help me. Me just count myself lucky say I don see fresh fish. Suddenly, she begin roll comot for my side just the way wey she take roll come before. I roll follow am. She don face another guy sha.

I look myself. Wetin wrong nah. I no bad for handsomeness and appearance na. I raise my face make I see who be that guy way wan hijack Sandra, the girl wey dey dance with me. Our two faces meet each other. Na Olagoke Adeyemo!!!

Now I kon sabi wetin den dey call interlude for film. I just shock so tey I no fit do anything. Hin too halt Hin dance kon dey stare for my face. The space of time wey both of us no talk go fit do three advertisements come back.

"Titilayo Adelanwa," I tok point finger for hin face. "You are under arrest!"

If you go dull yourself this time around na you sabi am oo

Lol guy you dey fk gan oo

Everybody knew i am gentle but my gentility is nothing you can tamper with even if you are older than me. Years back when i was in the barracks i always feel like a king whenever am in the barracks i do anything I like,i even commit atrocities many regarded it as stuborness some said wickedness but they knew i don’t cause troubles unnecessary.. There was a day i went far from the barracks walking were police were patrolling i walked past were they were standing and a police man pushed me out of the way telling me to go back and pass the other way ,I went back he thought I obeyed him so I quickly threw a stone at him “gbaa” the police car the glass broke men see race I was the best runner in command they used there van to pursue me but I was still fast then I got to the back gate of barracks and entered then I told them to come in with me,they couldn’t then I shouted at them “fools”.. At late night i got a message from titilayo.. Me and titilayo we are the best lovers that we had s*x often Titilayo: Teddy. Me: Yes ma.. Titilayo: I want you to come to my house tomorrow I miss you dear.. Me: No problem ma. Just prepare my meal please.. Titilayo: You with this plantain and egg God help you I will prepare it sha promise me you would come .. Me: Sure ma.. Titilayo: After the meal which role will you play.. Me: He he he free role nah.. Titilayo: No you will play 4.. Me: Lailai free role .. Titilayo: Just come let see who will win.. It was a tough match ahead after dropping the chat I just started smiling .. Then I remembered Bukola the girl i exchanged contact with was still on my phone probably she should be on whatsapp.. I quickly refreshed my whatsapp list and I got to see the fine babe in a great modeling pose.. Me: Hmmm. Bukola: huh? Me: Ehhhm.. Bukola: Please identify yourself.. Me: Forgotten soon? Bukola: Maybe. Me: Abbey. Bukola:Wtf!!! Am very sorry I do get a lot of strange chats so I couldn’t identify yours. Me: You didn’t save my contact. Bukola: Am very sorry .. funny boy.. Me: Am not funny now.. Bukola: You are funny o I still wish to meet you though.. Me: You can anytime .. Bukola: Okay can you come over on Thursday. Me: Yes. Bukola: OK now till then. We still chatted and I made her lol and lol .. What a week to matches ahead..

I slept very well that night .. Mission accomplished she would stop running mouth.. Waking up early next day after brushing getting hungry,the only food that can quench the hunger is BB(Bread and Beans) .. Down to estate canteen . “Abeg kafila give me bread hundred ,beans 50,put two meat”… “Okay” Kafila said attending to me.. I went back to sit , and she served me there Femi called in .. “Hello” Femi .. “Boss me what sup..” “Come were are you?”Femk asked on phone.. “Am at iya kafila’s canteen” “Am with those two girls come show me the one you said you like” Femi said.. I quickly rushed out of the canteen went straight to were they were.. “Hi” I greeted the girl I like.. “What sup” they all said.. “Meet Patricia and this bukola”Femi introduced and winking .. “Hi my names are abbey adam alfred are you writing ?”They busted into laughter.. “You are very funny “Bukola said.. Key don set ..I thought.. “Don’t mind him we call him abbey..” femi said.. “OK am somehow busy can we exchange contacts?” We did and I left to go deal with my food.. Getting back to iya kalifa canteen without my food.. “Who carry my bb”I yelled.. “I say who carry my BB kafila ,kafila”I continued Everybody were concerned “Which bb”kafila said .. “The one wey dey this table..”I said.. “I no see bb oo” kafila said.. “bros bring your number let me call it” a customer said .. “I mean bread and beans” . Mtcheeew they all hissed while kafila went back to bring it were she covered it..

I quickly went straight down to get werepe.. You don’t know about this? Well I learnt that in one of the school I went .. It is like a flower but it is crazy , it works fast I quickly went straight down to get werepe.. You don’t know about this? Well I learnt that in one of the school I went .. It is like a flower but it is crazy , it works fast you pour it reacts you scratch your body till end time lol.. On my way to get werepe I thought about it if I just pour this thing on them without no reason won’t it look foolish ?but let me get it first . I quickly got it ,grounded it in a little paper then i quickly went back to meet them,luckily for me they were in a hmm condition kissing there self i still waited till they pull off all the cloths on them I then quickly tip toed to their back a little bit far from them,then i sprayed it on the air .. The air is a very good messenger it quickly sent the werepe i delivered then i retreated .. “Up NEPA..” Voices came from neighbours.. “Yeeh ahhh i don die ahhhh”They both ran out naked scratching… I quickly went there.. “Ahhh what happened “Helping her to scratch while she was naked .. Femi saw us then he ran to us … I knew he wasn’t there to help he was just there to do the tapping he isn’t that nice.. People quickly came helped them using red oil on them ..i “You dey mad ooo, i knew it was you i saw you when you were grounding werepe”Femi said.. “She eff-up ni” isaid “naso werey boy” femi said..

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360prince:
Thanks for the comment my people. Una too much
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Bros you try and again for the story you eff-up ..this thing happened to me but i made sure i changed my lifestyle by stop being a virgin
and the deal went on thumbsup..