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Yo ibime, d DJ part was off d hook! I realy liked it.

Yo ibime, d DJ part was off d hook! I realy liked it.

I dropd sum sh!t,evry1s actn like dey didnt smell it. . .if i'm loosn d meaning of rap,tell me if i miss-spelt it. . .dnt get polite if my sh!t stinks,jst pls tell it!. . .bt if its damn dope,dnt 4ckn dispell it/Cos I knw my sh!t spreads faster dan an old ladies fart. . .ur mom gon b hummn my rhymes in 6 seconds flat. . .woofers vibr8n down reachn d second flat. I'm so fly ur p/c is kinda levit8n. . .keypads putting down fly bars like it was heavy weightn. . .turning mc's lines to curves like d shape of 8 is. . .dissing is my daily bread,it wt i jst ate nd. . .dissing is mx daily frnd,i jst let d h8 in./sauron actn like he knws basics,he wanna tackle us. . .cos u can count '123' doesn't mean u can solve calculus. . .u rhymes might b 9ICE bt mine is FABULOUS. . .i'm so hell bent,u cld call me succubus. . .like a flow hungry vampire,ama suck u boss. . .so quit d persona shit,i aint h8n bt 4ck u boss!/ i'm so clumsy with words dat i kip droppn punchlines. . .aint gat manners,i dnt say sorry wen i break or crunch lines. . .mom said being polite is jst a churchs mime. I'm turning dis thread into a thriller movie. . .my flows gives d creep like d killers moving. . .boo! D shows ova,y'al can restart moving.

I cld kill y'all in here with jst a punchline in 1 secs. . .bt dat w'ld b like havn an orgasm witowt sexs. . .cumn up wit flows wacker dan 2face nd rkelly's flex. Y'al gotta up ur game,put ur ludos in d air. . .its like my back door is ur front g8,i'v realy been in dere. . .or like skippn a movies preview to d begining-end. I'm kinda clavoyant,i c d future with my eyes. . .i'v seen u cats faith nd dere aint nothn like nine lives. . .its kindergerton,get lessons 4rm tracing owt my lines. I'ld still deliver even if i had twelve abortions. . .neva had a flow miscarriage,dat wasnt ma portion. . .i deliver smoothly witowt havn to push on. I'm so ahead of my time,i wear my watchs like bag packs. . .i'm a 4ckn reincarnate, OMG! 2 pac's back. . .my flows gat insurance,wen i drop a line,i get 2 bars back. . .i dnt run owt of flows,i left it like 2miles back. I'm an artist,i jst add sum blue to d red nd i get porpular(purpler). . .cats throw up like gymnastics wen i raise a couple bar. . .i aint barney dnt xpect to c a mushy purlple bar. . .cos if u h8 on me,am so gonna pop ur back. H8s wanna make beef 4 dinner bt dnt knw d recipie. . .i'm d top chef in dat,i'm d best to b. . .y'all get a notch down evry time u wrestle me. . .cos u aint DIGGING me i BURIED so rest in peace.

@infogenius, thnx in advance!

@dclique, am jst talkn with faith nd so shall it be. AMEN.

I'm a graduate of d university of lagos(unilag). I got admitted in d 2009/2010 academic session. I did jamb nd i passd fairly well, did a computer based post ume exam. D results were out bt on checkn my result,my registration numbr was invalid. Complained severally at d admission office but to no avail. Weeks past bt i still had no result. To cut d story short,my result was l8a releasd precisely on d 24th of august 2009! When d admission lists were out,i saw my name nd i was overwhelmd wit joy. Thank God 4 my academics nd seeing me through it.

amen o!!

I dnt knw abt u guys bt 4 me,dat was d wackest exam i've done in a while! I did it at d unilag center. It was stressful nd hard. D laptop jst kept writing 'cannot find remote server'. My batch was slated for 10:30 bt ws done at 3pm! God help me.

Yeah i also wnt to knw,how ws d computer based exam? Pls tell us so we wld wt to expect.

My lines drill holes in hiphop metabolism. . .classified's too severe y'all gata abolish him. . .emcees dat kip lackin black instincts,i'll polish 'em. I make history nd make u history. . .d way i make hits to u its a mistery. . .cos i get a notch higher each tym u dissing me.i live off ur wackness,its my daily diet. .i suck u dry to bones bt u aint die yet. . .save u 4 d nxt day so i aint gatta buy it. My last album was d hit dat took out 2 pac. . .cats kip h8n sayn dat ma raps too black. . .bleachd out ur lyrics now u sound too wack. . .white as starch,try to test me nd u race turns blue black. My lines might not be deep(dipp) bt its so dangerous. . .my money longer dan d lines on each page a(i) toss. . .me to get outdated is like saying paper rusts. . .ur dues re way ovadue,so u gatta pay da boss. D microphone's is my sixth finger. . .it only middle finger emcess turn singers. . .my flows is an epitom of beauty bt u jst d beast singer. . .u cnt catch up son all u gatta do is linger. I've droppd enuf punchlines to win a boxing tournament. . .ma rhyms,my words,my flows,dose re my ornament. . .classified's as raw as baba dudu bt u jst butter mint. . .wen i say 'u blew my mind away',absent minded is wt i mearnt.

@chrisical, i wnt to be part of d nxt 1 nd send all y'al asses back to d stable.

U guys shld quit dis tourney nd reorganize a new 1.

Simply cos i changed d process, h8s wanna protest, dis aint no flow test, cos y'al knw dat am d dopest, been on d grind 4 so long like slow sex, or like bigfoot was still taking slow steps. I am d fisher nd y'al re netcees, i catch y'al in my net nd muv 2 d next cee(sea), u make it to my top 5? well lets see. Evry rapper i diss gets listed on disgrace book, my punchline hits his profile nd creats a poke on his facebook, deformd his face,cnt get back d miss grace look. Djinee chose to finger guitars, b i chose to middle finger niggaz, i'm d freaking belt dat holds up ur knickers, i protect ur souls(sole) like MJ snickers.i never get broke,i'm harder dan d metal of zeta, bt u's so broke nails cnt put u back together. If hip hop was a perfect square(maths) i'll b d root, jst got into d war nd u wanna hang in d boot, u's a general i'm jst a brand new recruit, i aint gay so dnt lie om me cos all i said is d truth.

Cos it has no structure doesnt mean its not as solid as an egyptian sculpture, wait til its put in a beat den it turns to d official language of d street. I aint H.j. Wen is my battle na?

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After u teller has been stamped nd u've droppd a copy in d deposit box, sum1 wld collect ur ume reg numbr nd do sumtn on d computer with it den dey'l tell u 2 go to d website nd print out ur slip.

I've been told dat each time i diss-i-scare/dnt evn get to spit a line nd evry1 dis-a-ppears/so i aint tryn to cos no mishap-here/so wen i diss-ma peer/y'al can re-appear/y'all beta leave d yard wen i stump/cos evry1s actin like dem fly chump/bt y'all not evn as fly as wen i jump! Sign me up too o.

I've been told dat each time i diss-i-scare/dnt evn get to spit a line nd evry1 dis-a-ppears/so i aint tryn to cos no mishap-here/so wen i diss-ma peer/y'al can re-appear/y'all beta leave d yard wen i stump/cos evry1s actin like dem fly chump/bt y'all not evn as fly as wen i jump! Sign me up too o.

Yeah bigmodo,i got it. Tnx man.

Bigmodo i hv not recievd d past question maybe u missd out my email. Pls try nd resend it cos time is running out. Classifiedinfo11@yahoo.com

Bigmodo i also nid d past question,i'ld realy appreciate it if u send it to my mail classifiedinfo11@yahoo.com. Tnx man.

Bigmodo i also nid d past question,i'ld realy appreciate it if u send it to my mail classifiedinfo11@yahoo.com. Tnx man.

How big is a 200x200 pixel photograph and where is d venue 4 elect/elect?

How big is a 200x200 pixel photograph?

Chijioker pls i hv sum questions. 1)how re we going to pay in d 1000 naira with our registration numbr,infact pls xplain d whole bank procedures. 2)I cnt find d link 4 d post ume practise test on deir website,where is it? 3)computer science is on d 10th at unilag center right?.

Chijioker pls i hv sum questions. 1)how re we going to pay in d 1000 naira with our registration numbr,infact pls xplain d whole bank procedures. 2)I cnt find d link 4 d post ume practise test on deir website,where is it? 3)computer science is on d 10th at unilag center right?.

Sup, i got 270 in jamb,comp sci. Wld sum1 pls give us an insight on how d computer based post ume is going 2 be so dat we would knw wt were up against b4 person go dere go fall him hand.

Madea19, its kinda late already 2 change it. I guess all i have 2 do is wait and pray. Thanks though.

@madea19, thnk u very much but are u jst speculating or you are sure? U guys shld not abandon dis thread o!

@madea19, thnk u very much but are u jst speculating or you are sure? U guys shld not abandon dis thread o!