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Phema: Huh? I don't even get you.

Anyways, I made my comment. Make yours, since you know what is relevant to the topic and what isn't. I no dey talk long tori for "useless" threads filled with rants from one teenager on midterm break

BananaBender: @op: I agree with you.

Any man that cannot cook is also very irresponsible and not fit to be a man.

It is part of the responsibility of a man to learn how to cook as he is growing up either from his mother or his father. So when a man fails to acquire the cooking skills as he is growing up, he has failed in his responsibility and therefore not responsible because he might end up producing children that are also irresponsible.

I get angry when with the statement " Women should teach their husbands that don't know how to cook". That is ridiculous! If a man don't know how to prepare a particular food the woman likes very much, that's a different case but to say he don't know how to cook... he is worth nothing, because he has wasted over 10 to 15 years to learn part of his responsibility...

A man that can't cook clearly shows, he never assisted his father in the kitchen or his father don't know how to cook. That man shouldn't be taken seriously because he will bring up children that are irresponsible as well.

emmysoftyou: am supose to be there today,but sth stop me frm going,does anybody know d latest gist...i cant wait to hug a gudnews frm federa taskforce...

justitiaomnibus: Abeg, if una see better firm or Company wey need lawyer wey sabi, make una notify me.

Adebowale352: Took her to Kada Cinema in Benin... after she spent all my money......I made sure we trekked from Kada back to Ringroad

oliverscurd419: Watching Football with our wives can be very annoying, frustrating and stressful.

The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small):

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!

Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?

Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk, me too.....

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger

Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super Sport Channel to African Magic).

kekakuz: damn
you ruined my night
am sure going to have nightmares

mynd44bankrall: I don't know the kind of woman she is. They moved in last month and I have always been wondering why my nieghbour always eats at mama rebecca's buka.

The wife is very pretty always and smiles all the time and invites me to their house to keep her company atimes. So I always wondered why he doesn't eat her food.

It was just this morning came to my house that she said she cooked something special for me. I went along and saw a plate of beans with long plantain inside. I feared because I saw the husband eating gala and lacasera this morning so I wondered why there is beans and he still wants to eat snacks?.

For the sake of let me not look like a bad person, I reluctantly ate the food and it was very sweet. She gave me an extra plate without me even asking and I was very happy not knowing the evil she had planned for me.

I was full and went to work and before 12 o clock, my stomach has doubled in size like that of a heavily pregenant woman. I started hearing funny noises and rumbling and ran to the toilet. What happened there till 3o clock is none of your business.................





.....But I just thank God that I am still alive.

oluwashedy: Does it mean tha pa akinkunmi &family will keep receiving salary after death?

Adejare192: Adeglobal192@gmail.com

ekemit: yes i was at toll gate the crowd was awesome they have started intense training,i heard that Goodluck is coming on 2nd or 3rd of next month.

Adejare192: I made some inquiries with the H.R's secretary and the vacant positions are
Baker
Mixer
Production supervisor
Slicers
Busboys
2 drivers
Sales reps and supervisors
Maintenance
account officers
If interested you can submit your c.v to the company, when you get to iyanaoba take bus to iyana school ask anybody there for queensmeal company.
But if you can't go there I can help you go but transport fare would be involved and you would have a better chance cos the h.r secretary is my friend send c.v to my email.

Adejare192: If you are looking for a job in a bakery queensmeal is hiring, I just resigned cos I just got admission and they are in need of factory workers, drivers and busboys. Its 3 shift and they pay 18000 for starters, I also think the need office staff but I don't know their pay cos I worked in production.
So if you are interested I can help you.

Aystormz: Endeavour to complete your training dude....Even the greatest critics of this scheme have already done that, if anything, to "fulfill all righteousness"

Ordilawi: Hi. I own and operate a pure water factory. Pls look for a factory where u can spend at least 1month during raining season b4 u decide to go into d biz.

Ordilawi: Hi. I own and operate a pure water factory. Pls look for a factory where u can spend at least 1month during raining season b4 u decide to go into d biz.