I don't know the kind of woman she is. They moved in last month and I have always been wondering why my nieghbour always eats at mama rebecca's buka.

The wife is very pretty always and smiles all the time and invites me to their house to keep her company atimes. So I always wondered why he doesn't eat her food.

It was just this morning came to my house that she said she cooked something special for me. I went along and saw a plate of beans with long plantain inside. I feared because I saw the husband eating gala and lacasera this morning so I wondered why there is beans and he still wants to eat snacks?.

For the sake of let me not look like a bad person, I reluctantly ate the food and it was very sweet. She gave me an extra plate without me even asking and I was very happy not knowing the evil she had planned for me.

I was full and went to work and before 12 o clock, my stomach has doubled in size like that of a heavily pregenant woman. I started hearing funny noises and rumbling and ran to the toilet. What happened there till 3o clock is none of your business.................





.....But I just thank God that I am still alive.

funny

Lol

That's the side effect one gets from eating sweet beans.

I was loling till I got to the last paragraph..

mynd44bankrall: I don't know the kind of woman she is. They moved in last month and I have always been wondering why my nieghbour always eats at mama rebecca's buka.

The wife is very pretty always and smiles all the time and invites me to their house to keep her company atimes. So I always wondered why he doesn't eat her food.

It was just this morning came to my house that she said she cooked something special for me. I went along and saw a plate of beans with long plantain inside. I feared because I saw the husband eating gala and lacasera this morning so I wondered why there is beans and he still wants to eat snacks?.

For the sake of let me not look like a bad person, I reluctantly ate the food and it was very sweet. She gave me an extra plate without me even asking and I was very happy not knowing the evil she had planned for me.

I was full and went to work and before 12 o clock, my stomach has doubled in size like that of a heavily pregenant woman. I started hearing funny noises and rumbling and ran to the toilet. What happened there till 3o clock is none of your business.................





.....But I just thank God that I am still alive.

Got me laughing tho' .. Beans has high capacity to cause constipation. I guess she didn't change the water of the beans when it had boiled abit.

Abduletudaye:

Got me laughing tho' .. Beans has high capacity to cause constipation. I guess she didn't change the water of the beans when it had boiled abit.

are you sure it was not deliberate?
They say putting fake love portion inside food can do it to someone too.

mynd44bankrall: are you sure it was not deliberate?
They say putting fake love portion inside food can do it to someone too.

Lmfao!!! Love potion? Nah.. I just think its bad cooking.. Either she didn't do the boiling thing or she put too much maggi(if its oloyin beans)

What happened to your other moniker? Next time you experience this, just ask to go home to recuperate for two weeks. Hopefully, your job MIGHT just still be waiting for you.

egopersonified: What happened to your other moniker? Next time you experience this, just ask to go home to recuperate for two weeks. Hopefully, your job MIGHT just still be waiting for you.

my enemies are after me. I appreciate how caring you are ma

mtcheww and so?

Lol. Next time you'll find your level.

2 much of awoof, the op must be an etisalat suscriber.

mynd44bankrall: I don't know the kind of woman she is. They moved in last month and I have always been wondering why my nieghbour always eats at mama rebecca's buka.

The wife is very pretty always and smiles all the time and invites me to their house to keep her company atimes. So I always wondered why he doesn't eat her food.

It was just this morning came to my house that she said she cooked something special for me. I went along and saw a plate of beans with long plantain inside. I feared because I saw the husband eating gala and lacasera this morning so I wondered why there is beans and he still wants to eat snacks?.

For the sake of let me not look like a bad person, I reluctantly ate the food and it was very sweet. She gave me an extra plate without me even asking and I was very happy not knowing the evil she had planned for me.

I was full and went to work and before 12 o clock, my stomach has doubled in size like that of a heavily pregenant woman. I started hearing funny noises and rumbling and ran to the toilet. What happened there till 3o clock is none of your business.................





.....But I just thank God that I am still alive.

let somebody shout halleluya.
Hmm. Wait a minuite boy are u sure she's not having an eye on ? Heheheheh. Cos I smell fish.hope u wount take over the hubby position.hmmm

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Miss pretty : knock knock

Collins. :yes come in. Oow neighbour

Miss pretty : mmmmm**wink* I brought u fried rice cos I tot u might like some

Collins : tnxs very much

.......,NExt day

Miss pretty : knock knock

Collins. :yes a second pls. Then opens

Miss pretty : I brought you pepper soup. Do u mind we eating together ?

Collins : ***thinks* e be lyk sey dis is ministry is moving to another site***. Owk opens mouth.
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From there only Jah know knows the rest

Dis is wat they call Atenuje, . Barely eat beans outside.