₦airaland Forum

justmag:
However! There was this one time I was gonna get condom from a corner store then my aunt pops in behind me. It was awkward as hell!!!

goofyone:
Is it just me or what? Why are Nigerians so obsessed with this "New Month" syndrome? What exactly is so new about the month? Cos it's 1st or cos it's December? If I had a punch for every new month text I have received, I would probably be knocked out on the floor already. It would have been fine if it just stopped at a "new month"; even "new weeks" are not exempt.

And shi.t! There's even a new year coming in soon!

Please no more "new months"!

VickyyB:
i don't visit SEXUALITY SECTION.

chimerase2:
nna leekwanu anya oh dis boi wn turn me to condoom seller

emperorchedda:
You're making brief folks ashamed, the world is already tough on them and now this.....I'm not in support!

For the records, I'm 6ft2

chimerase2:
come on say wat u knw
Wich kind yeye master eh
U dn see me kill cat before?

ERCROSS:
Hian..... :oBros...
Repent from these ur lies ooo..
The kingdom of God is at hand..
Chai..

NinoBrown888:
*Nat for persons under 18*

*Walks in* goes straight to the counter....

Activates a charming smile....

Em halo, chips in a bit of compliment..

will like to have a packet of preventive measure...:>

unibenstudent1:
so that they will know am not ready to receives jokes from them about me buying condom

VickyyB:
Some people has to open a thread for everything.

chimerase2:
nop I no sabi de name

Freest:
No wonder... But why you wan come change go condom?
Isn't the rain coat durable nomore?

unibenstudent1:
I always go with an angry face

Freest:
So what have you been using Nylon

Deshannel:
i believe op needs advice on how to buy his first condom. simple! wait until you are the only customer in the store, then...... you point and kill. looolz!!!!

chimerase2:
When I used to buy it
I go straight to the kemist
Then I be like nna abeg geme erm! Dat thing *pointing at it*

Jennimma:
2. Notional Concord: this means an idea that is based on assumption. This concord interfere with the number concord. In other words,when the thought is of the group as a unit, then singular verb is used.
Eg. The band is playing(the group thought of as a collection of individuals)

The band have scattered(the group as a unit)

OR

The audience was large(a group)
The audience were clapping their hands(as a unit)

3. Noun Plural In Appearance But Singular In Usage.
They include news,physics, mathematics, economics, premises, headquaters, electronics etc
Eg: The school premises was dirty
The headquaters is far

{was and is are singular}
Also expressions,amount<time,money,measurement,weight> are considered singular when seen as a unit.
Eg. Three hours is enough time.
Ten thousand naira has been spent.
Three-fifth of the money was recovered.

4. Noun Singular In Appearance But Plural In Usage.
They include: the poor,the rich, livestock, sheep, cattle, lice, nice, date, etc.

Eg:The rich also cry.

The livestock belong to the Emir.

Also titles,names even when in plural form usually takes singular verb.
Eg: the adventures of Emeka has been published.

The knights of the Mulumba is sponsoring a carnival.

Mprex:
lol. T'was okay. Yours?

pitoski:
@vickkyeme, @poshal, @Yvonnie, @Ayus4u, @abdulafeez4good, @ihnomechengr, @clevvermind; have sent materials to ur emails. PLEASE SHARE WITH OTHERS.

Homguy:
Depends on our pre-slap relationship.

touchmeder:
@Clevvermind you are a very good man.

Mprex:
lolss. I practise what i preach but who said we are going to hook up

Elantracey:
I agree with you 80%

Mprex:
Erm... One of my NL admirers (clevvermind) created a thread on things husbands should not do to their wives and i think i should produce a counter thread for that.

So these are the 8 things i feel ladies should desist from as married women

1: Dont think you are the Project: its true that he has to woo you, chase you, court you and all that but once you both are married. You become his helper. Dont ever have the mentality that he married you to pet and care for you. Its true he will do that but that is not the main reason for the marriage. You are not his life project rather you are to assist him achieve and attain his life project.

2- Dont Turn Him Against His People: dont turn the mother that bore him for nine months into a witch in his eyes pls. His relatives shouldnt become his enemies because you married him. Dont destroy the family relationship.

3- Dont Try To Change Him: You met him that way. You loved him that way. Why are you trying to change him now?. If you met him drinking alchohol, brace yourself to put up with it. Dont try to change him. You are not the HolySpirit.

4- Dont Be Too Familiar: dont be too familiar with your husband. Queen Vashti lost her crown to Esther because she was too familiar with her husband. Her husband sent for her and she refused to go. Dont get too familiar. Dont forget he is still your head. Still respect him.

5- Dont Stop Looking Good: this one is a major one. He met you looking sexy, fabolous and great. Dont stop looking that way. Even after having kids, hit the gym and still keep fit. Dont forget that he sees fresh babes every day as he goes out. Men are moved by what they see. Dont stop looking good.

6- Help Him On Bed: i wont talk much on this one but please dont make !sex! boring for him.

7- Dont Nag: pls dont nag biko. Instead of nagging, pray to God. God can change his heart, you cant change his heart.

8- Dont Try To Train Your Husband: you are expected to love your husband not to train him. If his mother that has been with him for the first part of his life cant change him on certain things, dont think that you can. Just help him.

Culled and Modified: Pst Mrs Mildred Okonkwo