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proudmom38:
Lol abi hand don meet somebody?

@Proudmom,My sister hand meet me no be small,u no see as I don humble..... my able mamas how una dey?

Kimoni:
A big shout out to all the moms and dads here. I have been a silent follower for some months now but proudad and Proudmum brought me out of my quiet closet. You guys make me smile. Same with Clinik and Sammie. Pls I am also begging on behalf of the dads. After seeing Proudmom's pix, I understand perfectly what proudad has been going through - not with the sexy smile and gown who would wish for it every hr?? Biko, Proudmum and clinik, make una do something!

God bless you all real good.

@Kimoni...... E no easy oooooo,as all of una dey ginger my hubby guess wat just happen to me.. Una try u hear,there is God.. @prouddad,beedam and henyolar God is watching u guys on 3D... @proud mom I don pay my I due I don gentle..D Lord is our strength.. There is God oooooooo

Hernyolar:
Hello mama's..hw una dey o??aos d pushing ministry?
34weeks n stil pushing..make Feb come jare,am really looking to see that lil cu
tie in there ..You can only imagine how I daydream trying to pick out the baby's face..cant wait jare..


@martins n Samie..una sorry o...
But seriously,I stil dey kpekus like thrice a week oo...and I dnt feel any pains..my dh says am stil a 'cat' in bed even at 34weeks oo..

Ladies,I think we should be considerate..@least once a week...most women look more attractive in pregnancy,that's why husbands cant resist their wives..we shdnt starve our husbands.

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Trust me,it ain't easy for a married man to stay celibate for 9mths right beside his wife...abeg..{not even when she's more at
tractive and 'sexy'}..u shd remember dey av to go on a compu
lsory strike fr 6weeks minimum wen d baby comes..
Chai...all dis men,una supose pay me o,see me as I dey do advocate

As per using olive oil n spirit to clean the tits..I use the natural way o(winks)..I don't even need to squeeze before it starts leaking..

@hajarhbadmus..hw u doing? My phone is faulty..pls drop ur mobile no in my mail..

Sorry for the long post..

our oga @ d top(kpekusing ministry)....u try...! Wats d natural way u use in cleaning the tits... Abeg tell us,but I hope say no be wetin I dey tink oooo....lol

mytestimony:
Na sonthis thread suppose be o. I love the way it's lively. All thanks to conjii. Lmao

Na so my sis,all tanks to konji...Lol

Prouddad38:
martosin212__now here__as Prouddad38 ..... hello People. Hope your day is all going well.
@beedam: you talk my mind jare. I dey feel you.

whether na martosin212 or prouddad38 all na d same,pls don't stress our proudmom oooo,as for d shopping,ur partner here don dey help u compile your list......#teamnoKpekus#

beedam:
Sebi na here you dey when I dey look for wetin I go use sweep my passage as cobweb don gather there. I had to go and by EPO to dey massage am. Someone is begging to do the sanitation work u no gree. Na wa o. You better cooperate now now

Beedam,hmmmmmmmm,if your DH is around am sure by now u go don dey share testimony give us.... E no easy at all my dear.. I dey try cooperate but once d kpekus is about to to start I will just be crying,I can't stand it.. what's EPO,if I may ask?

martosin212:
A husbd to a Beautiful Wife is here... Good Morning to all Wifes and Husbds in d house. I hope all una nite sweet with husbd nd wify in ur arms, and sweet kpekusing all nite (that's if ur wifey no bone una ooo). Hahahaha

@beedam and all expecting, I dey pray for u. Make una no worry: Baba God dey una side.

All those wey dey keep us husbds begging for dis sweet tin, hmmmm we go talk here today. Heaven's blessings to all.

Oga Martosin,good morning.... How was your nyt? u pple and Dis kpekus tin,yesterday after u and your partner don discuss finish na so he begin touch me I first lock up,as I see say e don dey pass my power na so I push am... You wanna wot he did next he went to carry one of my gown and wear it overnyt,DAT instead of him to be missing me and I will not agree to his term DAT he will rather wear my cloth and not miss me... I just lock up

beedam:
It's not long in my eyes again because we are so lucky December and January cooperated with us by running fast. Please how do u clean your nipple and what do you use?

I use cotton wool and olive oil....... Beedam wetin I do u,me your team mate fa... koda oooo,u just dey tackle me and proudmom like DAT... All Dis men don't know watsup,if DH hold me self I dey fear not to talk of kpekus.. see me now as I no quick slip na now I dey wake up and guess wetin wake me up na d dey use leg press my chest so I have to fly out of d bed...

Good morning to all mamas... pls I need your help,am 38weeks +4days,A first tym mom but I noticed DAT each tym I clean my nipple d right one brings out milk immediately I start cleaning but left one won't I will have to press it and press it before little will come out.... Pls is Dis normal? I dont know if there is anyone with d same issue and wat I do to make d milk flow.. Thanks a lot my able mamas....!

Beedam my teammate how u dey,hope say no be food u self dey chop,Chai...... everybody don sleep,only me waka come be DAT

beedam:
Proudmum38 and clinik, the two of you should warn una sef o . You both know what in talking about . Clinik own is almost over and it can still be managed. What about Proudmum38, please no starving. Biko

@Beedam,hmmmmm...... I still dey here ooooo,abeg help me beg sleep. Almost over u said it still seems long for my eye oooo

hajarahbadmus:
it is well..I know it will b worth it at the end.
e-hugs..

Sure dearie.... nothing to say again jare but still around in case u need company....

hajarahbadmus:
we are fine o!! vigilantee session has resumed. checking d doors, windows, lights etc..I have almost fnshed one loaf of bread..

chai.... Enjoy my sis,abi wetin person go do as sleep no free come.. Restroom is my companion,na so person go just dey like say dey wan use am pay us salary... O ga ooooo

sammieone:
Forget it my broda...there is not hungry trimester at all. Accept your fate like me. Myself and my most loving and wonderful wifey are in 38weeks and I can say these has been since 6weeks preggo. Wifey is here too. @wifey you are the most precious gift in my life. I cherish you T.

@martosin212 and sammieone na only una waka come.... u are on your own. Una wan kill person pikin na,it won't work..... My pple how una dey jare missing u mamas since morning...

beedam:
Morning my able senior mamas( I'm alwys loyal 2 my seniors,im nt like some people )
Please teach me how to use EPO. How many do I use and other things. Please I'm waiting. Thanks

Clinik, I sight u. Peep peep!

Beedam I sight u too my team mate,How body? pains here and there abi...It is well with us..... U need to see how blood group test has been frustrating me,just came back from another one,I don't y some lab scientists will not calm down and do their job and they will be given somebody stupid results DAT can cause prob.. I hope u guy dey sure of your blood group oooooooo....Its very necessary...!
To everyone in the house I greet u all... Have a pleasant week ahead...! #TeamJanuary..#

tobiaboG:
The Lord hs done it again, He bls me wt a glorious daughter on Jan 2. I want 2 appretiate all vigilante moms, pushin moms & odas on ds thread ur prayers & various comments are highly appreciatd. The Lord wl enlarge u in all areas, u wl eat d fruit of ur labour.

Congratulations dearie..... May the lord bless the child IJN..... And may d lord grant us all safe delivery IJN...!

mytestimony:
Welcome to the club

Nawa for Dis our club ooooooo..... sleeplessness in conjunction with nueasa

hajarahbadmus:
yes u do..cant sleep in d afternoon. . night too na war.. it is well. .this is the time o do my vigilantee work sha.. checking all d doors, windows, ants, quitoes etc..im sooo tired and I still cant get to sleep..

Me too dear.....just looking up and down,moving from the bedroom to d living room checking doors like a vigilante...... water coming out of my eyes and I still cant sleep..

Sleep has finally unfriend and forgotten about me patapata.....Do I have partners?

beedam:
Clears throat**

Good morning ladies and gentlemen( I know what I'm saying stop looking at me with one kind eye ,we get patron for here)

Happy new year to everyone. I pray it ushers in all the good things for us. Amen

I pray for all ttc mothers, may the good Lord answer your prayers this new year. you will all sing a new song in JESUS name. Amen

Pushing mamas,the Lord who gave us the gift of the fruit of the womb will make us all carry to term. We won't have any cause to be sad over the fruit he has already given to us. Amen.

Hmmmnnnnn! Where I wan start?
We are in January now and the morale for everything just die down. It's another phase when you are counting days abi na weeks.

#team january, how una dey? How are you all feeling now that we have entered the long awaited month? I keep telling my baby everytime the summersault is getting too much that do as you like,you ve got less than a month in there. Can't wait to drop my spit container either

To all the jealousy mamas, this thing na turn by turn. learn to be loyal to your seniors. Una wan climb our head pass

To all senior mamas,thanks for abandoning this thread last year especially agiboma( the originator) . This is a new year o! Change!!!

To all the senior mamas who have always been around to answer questions and encourage us. Thanks jare,una too much.

D month is finally here,counting down begins........ But seriously d pains are becoming some tin else,and wat can we do..In no tym d pain will go and we will forget our sorrows. At times I will just find myself crying for no reason, Dats how frustrated it could get at times... But by the grace of God we shall all deliver safely in Jesus name... I hail beedam,all January mamas and all pushing mamas.. #TeamJanuary..#

beedam:
Clinik dearie,hope you are good? Imagine #team March harassing me? Dem dey ask of my team mates. E dey pain them say our time don come. Hope you have put your bag at the door mouth because my own bag don dey gate sef. We thank God for the great 9month adventure. So so sweet!

no just mind those teammarch# Dem no know say, there is seniority in Dis too no be only secondary school e dey.... #team march be warned and stop intimidating our beedam....

beedam:
Clinik dearie,hope you are good? Imagine #team March harassing me? Dem dey ask of my team mates. E dey pain them say our time don come. Hope you have put your bag at the door mouth because my own bag don dey gate sef. We thank God for the great 9month adventure. So so sweet!

Our bag dey d same place be DAT... can't wait to offload dis load,Sis ko easy...since how many weeks now my right lap no dey well,to crown it all since yesterday na neck and lap pain severe one, can't walk well and i can't sleep well either..my vomiting has returned ..... And doc said its all normal,Abeg make next week show make I know where I dey.....

hajarahbadmus:
if you are #team February come out lets dance!...
where una dey? I can only see #teamjanuary and #team march...E bi like say team March wan cross express instead of using overhead bridge..
#team February if una no come out and lets form support group I will jejely join Team January. . nothing do me..pikin for kukuma don cook finish by then..
#TEAM FEBRUARY,!!!!!!!!!!!!? COME OUT FROM YOUR HIDING PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we for like welcome u to our #TeamJanuary# but pls madam wait for your time...No worry your team mates go still show face...Next week na January oooooo my teammates. Proudly #TeamJanuary#

lovinam:
@clinik. Na u be d T wey de shack oga?? Abeg no de scare am again o!!

@lyndaroyce welcome abeg wey d palmie u bring come? Good to see you.

Na me be T oooo,I don hear u ma,I won't do DAT again....! #TeamJanuary#

beedam:
You be our patron nah!
So na just water break you forgot everything . If na baby head she tell you say don dey come nko? Wetin u go do?

Wifey, so you dey here and you and your hubby dey form James bond for us abi. Ni wahala as una dey hide.

@ T this is just to tell u that S loves you

Good morning all d mamas in d house....Don't mind me jare baby acrobatics and pains no dey gree me type or contribute.... don't mind hubby I just dey pull his legs... Congratulations to our seniors and wishing us mamas in waiting safe delivery. #TeamJanuary#....!

We need to know the place of in-laws in marriage.By the privilege of my work (as a photogragher) I had heard many vow being exchange either at registry or the church and I understand that marriage entails man and woman cleaving to each other without interference either from family or friends.
the tradition as Africans is not helping as people refuse to understand that the husband and wife are suppose to be left alone in decision making. Mother in-law always want to interfere especially when it has to do with her son.
I am in one big challenge now but my mum refuse to understand that my wife is very. important to me.
I wish to learn more from experienced people cos my young marriage is stand.

Pelupelu:
A nice trend we have here....congrat to new mum am just joining the trend.am six weeks preg. All day sickness instead of just morning sickness is disturbing.

welcome on board.
many DH are also obverving the trend for our prego wifey...
we are 34 weeks. we can't wait to share our story. so far God is good.

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am so proud that we can always learn from each other......please any doctor here...my wife is taking pregnant care without folic acid...is it okay

thorpido: ^^keep at it.Help her with house work and massage her body especially her back cos she will experiencing back pain sometimes.
Make love to her cos her body needs it but do it when it's convenient for her.
Sleeplessness is a common occurrence so she should catch up on as much sleep as she can.
It's a worthwhile journey.Wish you the best.

seriously sex is once in a week now.....am not really complaining but am looking if it won't affect her at due time. u know what I mean

Awaiting fathers, let share our experience and reaction of our pretty wife. My wife is 24 weeks gone. The experience during first trimester was very scary....she vomits and was not able to cook. I did almost all the work in the house just to encourage her that we are in it together. Her recent reaction is sleeplessness, she wakes up between 1am & 2am and she won't be able to sleep until 4am. am eagerly expecting my baby, actually my first.

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