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Food / Re: Massive Fish Caught In Idu, ONELGA, Rivers State During Fishing Festival by clockwisereport: 10:31pm On Mar 22
During my days in Omoku, I learnt that Idu fish's bone is poisonous. Once they chook you the bone, you are as good as dead.

My friend told me he once chook a banana tree with idu fish bone and the banana tree started dwindling immediately. I dont know if this is true or not.

Again, cultists always make a weapon from Idu fish bone. They carefully fix it in a ballpoint pen casing and use it to wage war against rival cultists.

Cc ednut1

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa, 96 Others Declared Wanted By DHQ (Names & Pictures) by clockwisereport: 6:49pm On Mar 22
High chief William Agbo dey Nsukka.

OSUOFIA bu odogwu

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Education / Re: Kebbi Govt Approves N967.685m School Fees Of 20908 Tertiary Students by clockwisereport: 1:03pm On Mar 22
Hmmm
Education / Re: Three ABSU Medical Students Die In A Ghastly Motor Accident by clockwisereport: 1:01pm On Mar 22
RIP
Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 8:58pm On Mar 21
Septagon:
oohh,u are even an igbo,I rest my case.
ibibio boy dey troll nwa afor. Na Nigeria i blame
Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 8:48pm On Mar 21
Septagon:
so u dont have the book already and u were rushing to advise someone not to pay for a service?so wat if the person had heeded u and stood waiting for you,after discarding the me? that's how u will disappoint him,after blabbing that u have it.
where did i say i already have d book? Bia,gbaru ogwu gi nuo
Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 8:18pm On Mar 21
Septagon:
people like you spoil things for people who are desperately in need of something.wat if i now say,im not sending again to him,that u shud send and im hundred percent certain u dont have any of those books.u think sourcing for books is buying garri?I will definitely be waiting for u to bring the book tomorrow,if u dont,then shame on you.
Go through my posts on nairaland. i have been sending books to people free of charge. There is nothing special in downloading and sending books to people.

Again, if after searching for it and i dont find it, i will send 10k to u once op confirm7 that u sent him the book.

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Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 6:19pm On Mar 21
chiwuike20:


Kindly reply to my above response. N10,000.
dont give him one kobo. I will look for the softcopy of the book and send it to you tomorrow

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Sports / Re: All Africa Games: Edidiong Umoafia Wins 3 Gold Medals For Nigeria by clockwisereport: 8:27am On Mar 12
Congratulations Joseph Umoafia.

Congratulations Nigeria

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Sports / Re: All Africa Games: Edidiong Umoafia Wins 3 Gold Medals For Nigeria by clockwisereport: 8:25am On Mar 12
amiibaby:
That's good.. Nigeria shall be great again.

I strongly believe
Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by clockwisereport: 11:39am On Mar 05
[quote author=omoyeni37 post=128783922]Hello house, please i really need your assistance, i want to buy a new asthma inhaler, (I'm an asthmatic patient). The one i used to buy cost 10k now, but i have only 4k with me this morning, please i need your help with the remaining amount. God will continue to bless and uplift everyone in JESUS NAME
Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by clockwisereport: 11:29am On Mar 05
Blacktruth:
Dstv subscription, i went for a quality free to air dat can also cover all dstv stations for free .
which one did u buy and for how much?
Politics / Re: Edo: I Remain APC Governorship Candidate - Idahosa Writes INEC by clockwisereport: 9:22pm On Mar 04
Oshopikin's boy boy
Travel / Re: How I Almost Got SCAMMED Via VISA AGENT... Please Read And Learn by clockwisereport: 4:10pm On Mar 04
GIDIBANKZ:


How is he not a scamšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.... Person wey nor fit do common country visa BUT hold ya money for Months almost a year before he refund am nor be scamšŸ˜‚.... Oya go give am ya money na

I am not interested in his service. I am only commending him for refunding the young man his money
Politics / Re: Enugu East Local Government Chairman Is Trying (pics) by clockwisereport: 7:28pm On Mar 03
22o62021:
Nsukka local government chairman

Who is he self?

walter dey drink water
Travel / Re: How I Almost Got SCAMMED Via VISA AGENT... Please Read And Learn by clockwisereport: 2:54pm On Mar 03
Nickelodeon93:
no oh, he was refunded
ok. Nice one. So the tmt guy is not a scammer.

I just remembered the story and felt like checking up on you
Travel / Re: How I Almost Got SCAMMED Via VISA AGENT... Please Read And Learn by clockwisereport: 2:33pm On Mar 03
Nickelodeon93:
I donā€™t believe you guyā€¦ I have been following him, in fact I know someone that paid the 800k in March though he is still waiting for his visa ā€¦ he said he paid money and they gave him cap , can you upload your own chats with him? And email too.. make I show my guy
your guy don travel?
Politics / Re: Dr Ngozi Iweala And Family by clockwisereport: 9:54pm On Mar 02
Ezi nne

Second to my mum. My mum gave me and my siblings the best things of life. Even when she had nothing, she borrowed from friends or sold some of her wares. Chukwu gozie ezi nne niile no n'uwa.


May God bless us to take care of our aged parents and loved ones. They really deserve it

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Celebrities / Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by clockwisereport: 9:26pm On Mar 02
Good night ibu anyi danda

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Celebrities / Re: MR IBU Is Dead.. Gistlover Expose More by clockwisereport: 9:23pm On Mar 02
Good night Ibu anyi danda.
Politics / Re: Some Places With Stable Electricity In Nigeria - AfricaFactsZone by clockwisereport: 6:33pm On Feb 29
I can vouch for omoku
Business / Re: CBN Lists The Number Of BDCs In States In Nigeria (Full List) by clockwisereport: 8:06pm On Feb 27
@Fergie001, can you create a thread on how to get bdc licence? Thanks in advance
TV/Movies / Re: "The Johnsons" Comes To An End After 13 Years by clockwisereport: 3:47pm On Feb 27
YeyeGbami:
Nice, very nice comedy series.

Lucky and Emu grin


another mad comedy show from dstv na ā€œmy flatmateā€. Prosper and titus alobam
my Guys

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Business / Re: 5 Things I Have Given Up Due To The Increasing Price by clockwisereport: 11:22am On Feb 27
Nadingo:





I never knew a lot of Nigerians are ignorant of the fact that there are different salary structures in the Federal Public Service. Let me educate you sons. While the mainstream civil service operating on the Consolidated Public Service Salary Structure (CONPSS) do not have level 11, other salary structures like CONTISS/CONTEDISS (For non-teaching staff of the federal tertiary institutions), CONRAISS (for research and allied institutes) CONPASS (for paramilitary organisations), etc, all have level 11. Thank me later

thanks for the tutorial. I must also commend you for not being rude. We learn everyday
Education / Re: Can I Raise My CGPA From 2.03 To 2.50 In My 400 Level? by clockwisereport: 3:17am On Feb 27
Impossibilty is nothing. Go for it.
Ensure you get nothing less than B grade in your final year
Business / Re: 5 Things I Have Given Up Due To The Increasing Price by clockwisereport: 5:17pm On Feb 26
Anguldi:
Level 11 FG worker
i think say na only me notice am
Politics / Re: Wike Promises To Transform Abuja Into A Smart City by clockwisereport: 11:43am On Feb 26
...the way you transformed the garden city
Politics / Re: APC Mourns Member, Others Who Died In Custom Rice Stampede by clockwisereport: 9:14pm On Feb 25
May their souls RIP

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Religion / Re: Video: Christians Are Adding Alcohol In Every Medicine Says A Muslim Cleric by clockwisereport: 4:01am On Feb 25
naija4life247:


He is mentally unstable. Let him go and buy his own medicine from Saudi Arabia
Even saudi crown prince uses orthodox medicine. These guys are mad without even knowing it

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Religion / Re: Video: Christians Are Adding Alcohol In Every Medicine Says A Muslim Cleric by clockwisereport: 3:58am On Feb 25
Common sense and this man be like parallel lines. They can never meet.
If it didn't dey, it didn't dey

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Politics / Re: President Tinubuā€™s Visit To Qatar: Onanuga Explains Qatarā€™s "Rejection Letter" by clockwisereport: 3:44am On Feb 25
Like say we no do comprehension for secondary school.

Una go explain tire, no evidence.

naptu.2 and the gazelle gagaraga explainer can be of help if need be.

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Food / Re: Iced Water Makes A Comeback As Price Of Sachet Water Skyrockets (pic, Video) by clockwisereport: 6:01pm On Feb 24
enemyofprogress:
packet
then we port to kiss

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