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Education / Re: Unforgettable Definition You Learnt In Secondary School by clockwisereport: 6:10pm On Dec 08, 2023
Newton's third law of motion
Politics / Re: Justice Joseph Ikyegh Is Dead! (Appeal Court Justice Dies At 65) by clockwisereport: 6:08pm On Dec 07, 2023
Kingzjayzee:
65yrs old? Why is He looking like an 85yrs old man? Naija and stress eh!! R.I.P sir.

Football age is real

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Politics / Re: Minister Of Power, Bayo Adelabu To Rejoin APC On December 15 by clockwisereport: 6:02pm On Dec 07, 2023
Penkelemesi

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Health / Re: 19-yr-old Dies Of Drug Overdose During Intercourse With A Lady In Delta (photos) by clockwisereport: 4:01pm On Dec 07, 2023
Unlucky Lucky
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Look At What This Engineer Did After We Finished The Contract by clockwisereport: 3:35pm On Dec 07, 2023
Ezeeboiy:
actually we didn't sign agreement sir. Well of course that's what he has been saying. Ok sir will give him little time

Drop his contact make we disturb am small
Family / Re: How She Passed Away And Was Replaced In 2 Days by clockwisereport: 5:32pm On Dec 05, 2023
Is "she" Male or female. Your write up is confusing me.
Sports / Re: Picture Of Julius Aghahowa As He Turns 41 by clockwisereport: 5:24pm On Dec 04, 2023
Kkconsults:
For those asking if footballers are richer than musicians now compare him to the musicians of his time. Tony tetuilar is doing very well for himself even kennis is still floating. Music money is long term but football money ones you retire unless you have a good investment you are going back to struggling.

I know one of them over here. Man is walking from bet9ja shop to bet9ja shop. And he played football abroad
Sports / Re: Picture Of Julius Aghahowa As He Turns 41 by clockwisereport: 5:22pm On Dec 04, 2023
Bahamas95:
I know but the age falsification in Africa is worse.

You'll see a guy you would call bros in the street playing for Under17.... Someone must not tell you his/her age before you know your agemate.

One of my street guys wey dey ball for Asia say them born am in 1996. This guy is in his late 30s
Education / Re: UNICAL Students Protest Hike Of Tuition Fees By 100% by clockwisereport: 4:55pm On Dec 04, 2023
thesicilian:
Allow our poor students breathe please.
We know the cost of running the schools have increased significantly but the university management should think outside the box for ways to generate more revenue. It's not in every case that they will tax the students every time they need money

Give one example of your "think outside the box"

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Nigeria Recorded Highest GDP Growth When Igbos Returned To Biafria by clockwisereport: 5:05am On Dec 04, 2023
Mr Know it all, who is the founder of Lagos?
Aworis or Benins?
Family / Re: Lebanese Kids Cry In Airport As Their Kenyan Nanny Leaves (Video) by clockwisereport: 11:27pm On Dec 03, 2023
topsyking:

This is very true.. I was talking with a Kenya lady and she told me she is working as nanny in Iraq.. I was surprised. Iraq

They plenty for Dubai and Oman, especially Oman. Everywhere you look, you see them. They are just disgracing the black race

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Food / Re: See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK £10 by clockwisereport: 11:22am On Dec 03, 2023
Seun

I can't upload pictures on nairaland.

Wetin dey happen naah
Politics / Re: Prepaid Meter Manufacturing Company Commissioned By VP Shettima In Anambra by clockwisereport: 8:08am On Dec 03, 2023
spiSeyi:

We Yorubas are more concern with another level of development like blue line rails and inter state railways by Odua investment PLC and FG wink, we already had MEMCOL (prepaid and water meters manufacturing company in Ogun state) since 2013 and the company is the largest prepaid meter company in West Africa. grin

Is memmcol larger than Mojec?

I always thought Mojec was the largest meter producing company
Crime / Re: Pastor Abiodun Sunday Oluwadare Kills Pregnant Wife For Rituals In Ekiti by clockwisereport: 2:48pm On Dec 01, 2023
End time pastors


Tufiakwa

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Politics / Re: Gov Akeredolu Releases N1bn For Retired Teachers, LG Workers In Ondo by clockwisereport: 9:25am On Dec 01, 2023
....after 12 years.


Well, better late than never

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos of the Hamas Terrorists Involved In The Jerusalem Shooting Attack by clockwisereport: 11:32am On Nov 30, 2023
Body go soon tell them

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Education / Re: Private Universities Floated By Nigerian Politicians (Full List) by clockwisereport: 11:20am On Nov 30, 2023
Phoenix University, Agwada- Senator Abdullahi Adamu

Renaissance University- Chimaroke Nnamani

Duke Medical University- Donald Duke

Gregory University, Uturu - prof Gregory Ibe

Ritman University- Senator Emmanuel Ibok Essien

Western Delta University - James Onanefe Ibori

Hensard University- Henry Seriake Dickson
Politics / Re: Ziko Abara Withdraws From Alaigbo Youth Summit Due To Death Threats & Attacks by clockwisereport: 8:25am On Nov 26, 2023
mightyhaze:
Naptu and Igbo threads are like bread and beans... Even Igbos are not as fixated as this on Igbo matters..

2023 really unmasked alot of closet tribalists n haters online and offline grin

The guy works so very hard to bring down Igbo nation. Na his stock in trade be that
Celebrities / Re: Sylvester Madu Escapes Death In Cameroon (Photos) by clockwisereport: 8:19am On Nov 26, 2023
SadiqBabaSani:
Like Amba like ESN

ESN, your nightmare

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Celebrities / Re: Sylvester Madu Escapes Death In Cameroon (Photos) by clockwisereport: 8:18am On Nov 26, 2023
joceey:
Eeyah so sad sorry my guy.

Cloth na side hustle. Acting na main hustle. Man gats diversify

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by clockwisereport: 8:20pm On Nov 25, 2023
0-1a

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by clockwisereport: 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2023
4-1

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Education / Re: Nigerian Law School Increase Fees From N296k To N476k by clockwisereport: 7:01pm On Nov 23, 2023
ogawisdom:
Still cheap it should be 1m

Convert to USD and you will understand

Do we use USD in Nigeria?
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School Increase Fees From N296k To N476k by clockwisereport: 6:59pm On Nov 23, 2023
Just to become charge and bail lawyers. Nawao
Sports / Re: VAR Finally Lands In Nigeria And Gets Tested During NNL Preseason Game by clockwisereport: 1:18pm On Nov 11, 2023
dominique:
Nice one. I wish they had posted photos of the VAR room

That thing wey you dey find, you go see am

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Sports / Re: VAR Finally Lands In Nigeria And Gets Tested During NNL Preseason Game by clockwisereport: 1:17pm On Nov 11, 2023
Rubbish
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Accuses APC Of Trying To Compromise Election In Ogori (Video) by clockwisereport: 12:53pm On Nov 11, 2023
OZIOGU1:
That's my LGA ooo, nothing will happen PDP will win that LGA, but APC will win the state

Give us live update. Wetin dey happen there?

Which party/candidate's stronghold is Ogori/Magongo??
Politics / Re: INEC Investigates Pre-filled Result Sheets In Kogi by clockwisereport: 11:33am On Nov 11, 2023
Coolsat:
Nothing like prefilled results sheet, if you understand what's going on politically in kogi state you'll know Ododo of APC is favoured to win this election.

Ododo has no single rival from his region(Kogi central) while others have two to three rivals slugging it out in their region.

My mouth smirks at the way you and your ilks support impunity. Una go turn blind eye so long as the results go your way, no matter how it comes. Tufuakwa

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Crime / Re: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by clockwisereport: 9:27am On Nov 11, 2023
My friend's father was also falsely accused of stealing manhood. As if that was not enough, the guy arranged a gang and destroyed the old man's house.

The guy and his gang are currently in police custody. We will meet in court

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Commiserates With The Management Of Tansi Int'l College Awka by clockwisereport: 8:57am On Nov 06, 2023
May their souls RIP. Amen

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Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly: Faction Elects Ehie Edison, Fubara Congratulates New 'Speaker' by clockwisereport: 5:01pm On Oct 30, 2023
Chinjo2:
Very good. The fight has begun.
Fubara should as a typical Niger Delta man and not like Ambode who allowed a man from osun state to boot him out of office.

Next is for the governor to set up a commission of enquiry to probe Wike's administration.

Wike did it to Amaechi so you should also do it to him.

GEJ, the SI unit of cowardice is from SS
Crime / Re: "Every Time A Girl Is Killed By Her Yahoo Boyfriend, It Gives Me Joy - Kosi Ugo by clockwisereport: 9:08pm On Oct 28, 2023
Cantina:
That's so insensitive.
How insensitive can you be to say something like this?

He already apologized. Read the second piece

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