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Politics / Re: My Brother Wants To Kill Us by clockwisereport: 5:57pm On Apr 17
Ur bro don join cult. If he lives long, he will be a high ranking politician, else he will die lick a rat in a cult war.

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Celebrities / Re: EFCC Finally ARRESTED Cubana Chief Priest, Joining Bobrisky In Prison by clockwisereport: 7:33pm On Apr 16
A Fool And His Money...

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Politics / Re: 17 Impeached Deputy Governors Since 1999 by clockwisereport: 12:00pm On Apr 10
stevups:
What of the deputies who became governor
Umahi and Ganduje

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Education / Re: Tallest University In Nigeria To Unveil In Anambra State(photos) by clockwisereport: 11:02am On Apr 08
slivertongue:
one structure University?
same as skyline univ, kano

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Education / Re: UNIJOS Student Abdulsalam Idris Beaten To Death By Course Mates Over N30k Bribe by clockwisereport: 7:14pm On Apr 05
Na so dem dey kill people with reckless abandon. Itibolibo claiming to be medical doctors

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Education / Re: UK Varsities To Layoff Workers, As Enrolment By Nigerians, Others Dwindle by clockwisereport: 3:06am On Apr 03
You can`t eat your cake and have it

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Politics / Re: Do People In Other Countries Beg Like Nigeria? by clockwisereport: 7:30pm On Apr 01
LookFront:
Hello, I don't know how to research on this to arrive at answer. So I want to hear from you all.

Do citizens of other countries do this like Nigerian citizens or simply because we are the poverty capital of the world?

Account number everywhere online.
samuel, you done join the gang?
Education / Re: 2022 Computer Science Students Admitted Into Nigeria Universities By Regions by clockwisereport: 7:18am On Mar 29
Ozommadu:


When did you start celebrating the list? Because you topped this one?
abum nwa afor; I have benn topping the list for years
Education / Re: 2022 Computer Science Students Admitted Into Nigeria Universities By Regions by clockwisereport: 9:47pm On Mar 28
@ozommadu

Statisense don drop microbiology and business admin stats.

Surprisingly, NC is leading in microbiology while SW is leading in business admin
Education / Re: Nursing Students Admitted Into Nigerian Universities 2022 by clockwisereport: 6:37pm On Mar 28
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr

What is the essence of all these region statistics shit

First it was computer science
Now it is nursing

Started with law and medicine, then graduated to computer science. We are at Nursing Science

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by clockwisereport: 4:23pm On Mar 28
Donaldoni:


It's a one day per week side hustle for the fellow
she works for 4 days to receive that paltry 4k from you. What can 4k buy in the market?

Sorry for calling u names
Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by clockwisereport: 2:31pm On Mar 28
Donaldoni:

Not everybody lives in Lagos... embarassed I pay my maid 4k per month with weekly transport fare.
You are wicked
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Clash With Indian Men In Heated Confrontation (video) by clockwisereport: 4:18pm On Mar 24
codemaniacs:


Indians in Nigeria are aggressive.

If you park beside their fence and they don't see you parking they will do things to your brakes..
If they see you parking there they will tell you not to park there angrily.

These ones should be deported.

You're suffering from inferiority complex..

Reminds me of my Indian lecturer back then in UNN. Man is very very rude, even to his colleagues. But I like him sharp. He never misses classes and he is never late. He teaches to your understanding
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Clash With Indian Men In Heated Confrontation (video) by clockwisereport: 4:16pm On Mar 24
Dalohad:
Arrest those Indians, Nigerians can't try half of that shiiit in their smelly country.

Nigerians have had altercation with Indian police. We watched the video here on nairaland

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Education / Re: Three ABSU Medical Students Die In A Ghastly Motor Accident by clockwisereport: 5:02pm On Mar 23
nedekid:
May their soul rest in peace.
Will I say Nigeria failed them? Likely so. How many people can afford brand new tyres? You have to buy toks tyres, already worn or weak with cracks on them. 3 months ago, I bought brand new tyres on my daily user at 55k each, Chinese tyres oh not the donlops, Michellins, Goodyear etc, those ones were over 140k each.
Today, I hear those my chinko tyres are about ₦90k each. This means more and more Nigerians will endanger their lives driving. Best thing is if you use the so called toks tyres, never drive above 70 kmph
i bought 4 tyres at 48k each yesterday

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Politics / Re: Are Bachelor @ 53 Wants To Be Edo Governor; Our Girls And Women Are Not Safe by clockwisereport: 1:37am On Mar 23
Namaster:
"But when a man at 53 has not had the discipline to take a wife and manage a home successfully, which is one of the core tests of manhood and maturity, his intentions and credentials to become a governor are suspect."

Akpata is a former PRESIDENT of the Nigerian Bar Association. In fact, he achieved that feat without being a SAN. The first person to do that in the past 28 years of the NBA history.

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Alao Aka-Bashorun, the father of Morayo Afolabi Brown of TVC was the first non-SAN NBA president
Politics / Re: Are Bachelor @ 53 Wants To Be Edo Governor; Our Girls And Women Are Not Safe by clockwisereport: 1:34am On Mar 23
mightyhazel:
What happened to his lips and hands

Vitiligo

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Food / Re: Massive Fish Caught In Idu, ONELGA, Rivers State During Fishing Festival by clockwisereport: 11:16pm On Mar 22
cliffypatt:


Write something about the good side of the catch/harvest, leave the bone matter.

I don share my experience; Share your own
Food / Re: Massive Fish Caught In Idu, ONELGA, Rivers State During Fishing Festival by clockwisereport: 10:31pm On Mar 22
During my days in Omoku, I learnt that Idu fish's bone is poisonous. Once they chook you the bone, you are as good as dead.

My friend told me he once chook a banana tree with idu fish bone and the banana tree started dwindling immediately. I dont know if this is true or not.

Again, cultists always make a weapon from Idu fish bone. They carefully fix it in a ballpoint pen casing and use it to wage war against rival cultists.

Cc ednut1

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa, 96 Others Declared Wanted By DHQ (Names & Pictures) by clockwisereport: 6:49pm On Mar 22
High chief William Agbo dey Nsukka.

OSUOFIA bu odogwu

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Education / Re: Kebbi Govt Approves N967.685m School Fees Of 20908 Tertiary Students by clockwisereport: 1:03pm On Mar 22
Hmmm
Education / Re: Three ABSU Medical Students Die In A Ghastly Motor Accident by clockwisereport: 1:01pm On Mar 22
RIP
Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 8:58pm On Mar 21
Septagon:
oohh,u are even an igbo,I rest my case.
ibibio boy dey troll nwa afor. Na Nigeria i blame
Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 8:48pm On Mar 21
Septagon:
so u dont have the book already and u were rushing to advise someone not to pay for a service?so wat if the person had heeded u and stood waiting for you,after discarding the me? that's how u will disappoint him,after blabbing that u have it.
where did i say i already have d book? Bia,gbaru ogwu gi nuo
Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 8:18pm On Mar 21
Septagon:
people like you spoil things for people who are desperately in need of something.wat if i now say,im not sending again to him,that u shud send and im hundred percent certain u dont have any of those books.u think sourcing for books is buying garri?I will definitely be waiting for u to bring the book tomorrow,if u dont,then shame on you.
Go through my posts on nairaland. i have been sending books to people free of charge. There is nothing special in downloading and sending books to people.

Again, if after searching for it and i dont find it, i will send 10k to u once op confirm7 that u sent him the book.

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Education / Re: Two JAMB Recommended Textbooks You Will Never Find by clockwisereport: 6:19pm On Mar 21
chiwuike20:


Kindly reply to my above response. N10,000.
dont give him one kobo. I will look for the softcopy of the book and send it to you tomorrow

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Sports / Re: All Africa Games: Edidiong Umoafia Wins 3 Gold Medals For Nigeria by clockwisereport: 8:27am On Mar 12
Congratulations Joseph Umoafia.

Congratulations Nigeria

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Sports / Re: All Africa Games: Edidiong Umoafia Wins 3 Gold Medals For Nigeria by clockwisereport: 8:25am On Mar 12
amiibaby:
That's good.. Nigeria shall be great again.

I strongly believe
Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by clockwisereport: 11:39am On Mar 05
[quote author=omoyeni37 post=128783922]Hello house, please i really need your assistance, i want to buy a new asthma inhaler, (I'm an asthmatic patient). The one i used to buy cost 10k now, but i have only 4k with me this morning, please i need your help with the remaining amount. God will continue to bless and uplift everyone in JESUS NAME
Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by clockwisereport: 11:29am On Mar 05
Blacktruth:
Dstv subscription, i went for a quality free to air dat can also cover all dstv stations for free .
which one did u buy and for how much?

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