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Car TalkRe: Does Catalytic Converter Actually Reduces Fuel Consumption? by Clonelord: 6:28am On May 28, 2022
debanj326:
Indomie or buscuit
You see am ... Na just ordinary indomie them dey call all this long name ..


Truth be told indomie reduces fuel consumption... Fact

That sh!t is now 180/200k
Car TalkRe: Does Catalytic Converter Actually Reduces Fuel Consumption? by Clonelord:
You need to find the street name of that catalytic converter else men no go know wetin you dey talk About

Anyway,

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CrimeRe: My Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 7:13am On May 27, 2022
Ifakiland:
You're reply here just looks like wat an emotional scammer will send....which kidnapper will kidnap one person from an abviously poor home who's even a petty trader and demand 120m, den drop it to 7m....lol easy with the lamba. Your story might be real or fake, but then the Nigeria society is so rotten, public cut out for help like this have been known to be faked in the past just to scam the public.
I don't pray you or anyone you love should stay even an hour in the captivity of kidnappers..

Just so you know, the idiots came for our landlord and since he wasn't around they took my sis and this is because our apartment is closest to that of the landlord...

As a matter of fact we are now at 850k and we have 720...

It will end in praise and you will hear.
CrimeRe: My Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 9:01pm On May 26, 2022
GrandfinaIe2021:
did they have fulani accents?
All are funani we are using interpreters to negotiate with them
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Lady Lists '20 Facts' About Godly Female Members Of Her Church by Clonelord: 3:37pm On May 26, 2022
Why are all the qualities centered on men
CrimeRe: My Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 9:28am On May 26, 2022
seborrhic:
Your sister is a petty trader in Benue state and the kidnappers have the mind to demand 70m then reduced to 7m.Ok
Kidnappers asking who the eldest in the house they kidnapped is.Ok.
You people have really tried raising 500k within so short a period.You can continue pleading with them to collect the 500k.If they still refuse plead with them to snap your sister's pix to show proof she is there with them,that there are people willing to help but they need evidence of the kidnap.That the pic should be snapped with date written in a sheet of paper for her to hold.If they can get the day's newspaper with her holding it better.You can also record your sister's call and post here.
Tell them to do this sharply because people are really concerned with the life of your sister.
By the way,was she the only person kidnapped in the neighborhood that day?
The only leverage they gave so far is that we spoke to her. She is ok. Thanks for everything Sir
CrimeRe: My Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 7:35am On May 26, 2022
seborrhic:
You didn't answer the important part of the question:where and when did this kidnapping take place?
How old is your sister and what does she do and was she kidnapped at home?
They broke into our place at night and took her away after asking us who was the eldest...

It happened Tuesday midnight.
Here in Benue state.
My sis is 38. She is a petty trader.

We have been able to talk to her and she is alive. They took her with her phone and that is what they HaVe been using to call
CrimeRe: My Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 6:44am On May 26, 2022
seborrhic:
Wao!This is terrible news.
Where and when did this happen and like how much are they demanding and what is the family doing in terms of sourcing for the funds?
If the burden is too much u can drop your account because nlanders are cheerful givers and before u know it,the ransome has been got.
Pls fast with your responses to the questions above before anything terrible happens to your sister.
May God guide and keep the sister of yours alive.
Good morning sir I have not Been online and as a result I didn't see your chat not until this morning.... We have been negotiating with them since yesterday. They actually started with 120million for many hours they remained like that without changing. But towards evening they dropped to 7million and told us if we can't get the money they will send us test on the location to pick he deadbody.

We are hoping they will still drop the money today when they call. So far we have raised 500k from friends and family.

As for the account details sir I am scared of dropping it here. I lot has happened to my family in the past hours and dropping my details here may not be safe sir.. I can drop my phone number or if you drop your email then I will send it there sir...
CrimeRe: My Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 4:01pm On May 25, 2022
Malory:
Report to the police
We've done that... They appear to be clueless
CrimeMy Sister Has Just Been Kidnapped by Clonelord(op): 3:59pm On May 25, 2022
What do we do
Kidnapers came home yesterday and took my sister..

They have called but the money they are demanding is outrageous
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by Clonelord: 1:10am On May 24, 2022
For every pencil, there is an eraser.....

Every shoe get size....

Find yours bro
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s GDP Grew By 3.11% In Q1 2022, Says NBS by Clonelord: 2:32pm On May 23, 2022
Like say my own account Dey drop naija own dey grow
PoliticsRe: 2023: 11 Peter Obi Support Groups Dare PDP by Clonelord: 9:42pm On May 21, 2022
I will say this one more time before the election

1. Security+looting+touting= Tinubu
2. Insecurity+banditry+looting= atiku
3. Insecurity+ good economy+jobs= osinbanjo
4. Security+looting+chop I chop= amaechi
5. Jobs+good economy+united Nigeria+little insecurity= obi

Vote now.... Choose between 1-5
FoodRe: Delicious Grandma Stew And White Rice I Made In Uncompleted Building. Pics by Clonelord: 9:41pm On May 21, 2022
Dhdh
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Attack BBC Journalist Covering IPOB Sit-at-home by Clonelord: 10:03pm On May 19, 2022
Hh
PoliticsRe: Hausa Community Seeks Reversal Of Okada Ban, Promises Sanwo-Olu Massive Votes by Clonelord: 7:45am On May 19, 2022
That is the only modern contribution they want to bring to Lagos at this age and Time...

How did you get along to this point with these people self
PoliticsRe: My Wife Will Never Forget Amaechi - El-Rufai by Clonelord: 4:32pm On May 16, 2022
Gf
PoliticsRe: My Wife Will Never Forget Amaechi - El-Rufai by Clonelord: 4:31pm On May 16, 2022
It could be because of something you don't know yet oga
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Late Deborah Samuel's Parents by Clonelord: 10:11pm On May 15, 2022
Hisbah21:
cos you are typing unnecessary stuffs
You worship a god/deity that can't can't fight for it self..

Modafuking Ismael
PoliticsRe: We Have Left Everything To God - Deborah Yakubu's Parents by Clonelord:
Deborah's death has shown :

1. Atiku is not worth the votes of Nigerians
2. All nairaland mods are Muslims
3. There is a high level of illiteracy in the north
4. Nigeria as a country is a timebom
5. Nigerian christians are the scariest people on Earth.
6. Osinbanjo is a push and start vehicle
7. Christianity and Islam are two parallel lines

If you quote me to say nonsense... I will show you that nairaland houses both spirits and humans

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PoliticsRe: Photos Of Late Deborah Samuel's Parents by Clonelord: 10:02pm On May 15, 2022
Abbertee2:
Poor parenting led to her death . So stop playing victim .
I want to insult you but I need to do it over a phone call
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Late Deborah Samuel's Parents by Clonelord: 10:00pm On May 15, 2022
Why are the mods deleting people's opinion on this thread
RomanceRe: What Can I Do by Clonelord(op): 7:19am On May 12, 2022
No reasonable opinion yet?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Embarassing Day Of Your Life??? by Clonelord: 9:54pm On May 11, 2022
Banbanna:
Wow! cheesy How manage fix the situation na. You rushed to the nearest tailor shop or had spare money to buy one to change into?
I boarded a bus to Mile2 and everyone in the bus kept staring at me and they all tried to seat far from me.. lucky me, before we got to Mile2 it was already dark. There was much traffic on the road
RomanceRe: What Can I Do by Clonelord(op): 9:37pm On May 11, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:
^^^ Explain
The compound has just two separate flats I took one and my ex lives in the other
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Embarassing Day Of Your Life??? by Clonelord:
The day my trousers tore from waist to my foot as I tried jumping a gutter in oshodi...

Everyone mistook me for a madman at the bustop ....

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RomanceRe: What Can I Do by Clonelord(op): 9:29pm On May 11, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:
Are we a joke to you?

How could the rent be non-refundable while you're yet to move a pin in?

Like you jammed her immediately after payment. Not so?

Abeg getat!
Did you not read the part where I said she not comfortable when ever I home in the new house and she is not there
RomanceRe: What Can I Do by Clonelord(op): 8:32pm On May 11, 2022
How pls... How am I not serious
RomanceWhat Can I Do by Clonelord(op): 8:24pm On May 11, 2022
Everything between my gf and I is back in shape and the future is looking really bright.

With our marriage in view I decided to move out of my room self contain to a room and parlour apartment.

I saw a very nice apartment and I told her about it. So i took her to the apartment for her to see and give her approval.

When she saw the apartment she was full of joy and she asked me to pay almost immediately.

I called the landlord and the payment was made.

We were about to step out of the compound when someone came in through the gate and LO it was my immediate ex whom I dated last before my gf (3 yrs ago). And my gf knows she is my ex

We asked her what she was doing there and she said she just moved in. As a matter of fact see is the only neighbor I have in the compound.

Since this discovery my girl has not been happy and she is always paranoid.

The rent I paid is nonrefundable and I have moved in.

My gf is not comfortable with when ever I am home and she is not there with me.

Pls my people how do I let her know and understand that I have nothing to do with this ex of mine and that I not even thinking of cheating on her with anyone..

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