The day my trousers tore from waist to my foot as I tried jumping a gutter in oshodi...

Everyone mistook me for a madman at the bustop ....

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MeghaneMorgane:
The day I didn’t zip my trouser and everyone was seeing my pant. Nobody bothered to tell me. Thank God I wore under ware if not my private part would have been on full display. It was a colleague who told me to zip up and that was like after 30 minutes of walking up and down

It happened to me once too.
Na one man say 'zip your trouser and I was wearing that trouser on my d.p
I zipped it before leaving home o but I wasn't embarrassed sha

Thank gwad for pant

I blow one sells girl her madam got us red handed, she tried to pin me down at the scene that people would come out, I over power her and moved, men....through out that month, I ghosted that area, damn! That was my bad night and most embarrassing movement. Me and that bitch just broke up lately.

Mide1data:
Mine was when I tried to ask a girl out in high school.

She told me to my face(in Yoruba)- "o lowo e" Which means "you don't have the money"

Everybody burst into laughter that I ran out of the class.

WHAT YOUR'S ?

*yours*

Can't remember

K

In primary school, end of the year party rehearsal.
While waiting to perform what I cram I saw two girls (classmates) looking at my direction giggling and whispering to em ears not long another join them, man was thinking babes r tripping not knowing my zip is open n my blokos was busy looking at them as they are looking it him too.
Omo as I look down discover what they r looking at I tear race comot for that side n head home straight.
Till date shame still dey catch me anytime I see those girls.

Ok

Getting drunk in the presence of all the family members and vomiting during December, when everybody far and wide have all travel down to the village, mhen I can't forget that day

Mide1data:
Mine was when I tried to ask a girl out in high school.

She told me to my face(in Yoruba)- "o lowo e" Which means "you don't have the money"

Everybody burst into laughter that I ran out of the class.

WHAT YOUR'S ?

Why should that make you feel embarrassed

Rr

chaseblack:
The day I farted when onboard a spaceship en-route to Mars. The chief astronaut puked on his algae lunch from the stench, all other cosmonauts were so embarrassed they couldn't even look me in the eye.

Guess they've never smelt fart from someone who just finishes eating stale beans and egg with a stale bread that I stowed in my bag for the trip as I couldn't stand those bland potato algae soup those NASA folks feed on.

I was ejected back to earth in a show of shame, that's how I found myself in Nigeria.

I can't stop laughing

Haha I was invited 2 my bestie's bf buffday at his place in lekki, I Wrapped my hair in such a way that I Was able to Attatch a very long pony tail at the edge of it. During dance hours, I Was rocking and rolling my pony tail on the dance floor and didn't knw when it fell of I Was still rolling it feeling myself when everyone at d party gathered at a spot and there was an outburst of huge laughter, I Was stunned. Ignorant of the whole situation, I Walked back to where I Sat to join in the laughter when one of his guys came to where I Was sitting and gave me my weavon. Goosh... That look on my face, it was an unforgettable experience!

That year ,i was in secondary school,and there was this girl that i was crushing on,i used to form big boy whenever I saw her ,on that particular day,my mom sent me on an errand and I totally forgot to report back to her,she now started looking for me ,before I know I heard a resounding slap on my ear,na my mama oo,in front of the girl ,na so the girl burst out laugh ,e bi like say make I enter ground that day,for weeks I no pass that side again

MeghaneMorgane:
The day I didn’t zip my trouser and everyone was seeing my pant. Nobody bothered to tell me. Thank God I wore under ware if not my private part would have been on full display. It was a colleague who told me to zip up and that was like after 30 minutes of walking up and down

Awwwwwww..... sorry about that

Clonelord:
The day my trousers tore from waist to my foot as I tried jumping a gutter in oshodi...

Everyone mistook me for a madman at the bustop

Wow! How manage fix the situation na. You rushed to the nearest tailor shop or had spare money to buy one to change into?

yrex01:
In primary school, end of the year party rehearsal.
While waiting to perform what I cram I saw two girls (classmates) looking at my direction giggling and whispering to em ears not long another join them, man was thinking babes r tripping not knowing my zip is open n my blokos was busy looking at them as they are looking it him too.
Omo as I look down discover what they r looking at I tear race comot for that side n head home straight.
Till date shame still dey catch me anytime I see those girls.

chaseblack:
The day I farted when onboard a spaceship en-route to Mars. The chief astronaut puked on his algae lunch from the stench, all other cosmonauts were so embarrassed they couldn't even look me in the eye.

Guess they've never smelt fart from someone who just finishes eating stale beans and egg with a stale bread that I stowed in my bag for the trip as I couldn't stand those bland potato algae soup those NASA folks feed on.

I was ejected back to earth in a show of shame, that's how I found myself in Nigeria.

Lol..keep dreaming

Banbanna:


Wow! How manage fix the situation na. You rushed to the nearest tailor shop or had spare money to buy one to change into?

I boarded a bus to Mile2 and everyone in the bus kept staring at me and they all tried to seat far from me.. lucky me, before we got to Mile2 it was already dark. There was much traffic on the road

rickleye:


[s]Hmm a female moniker with a trouser . Say What !

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My valedictory service in my secondary school I was to attend unknown to me my shoe sole was off I felt really bad I had to take pictures like that

The day I fought a guy in school and I don’t know how he hit me and my face got swollen.the teacher took us outside and flogged us, came back and never knew there was a lump on my face cos I was crying after being flogged.


Got back into the class room and everyone started shouting buns and egg roll and started hailing the guy that he knocked me with a punch.local man started feeling like the undertaker and was walking majestically in class.He later came to hug me and said sorry .I felt like disappearing from the class at that point.

How was I going to walk home with the lump on my head, imagine me trekking with a swollen head, what was I going to tell my mom at home?what would I tell my friends at home?i felt embarrassed and wanted to just stay back in school so the disgrace won’t get home but it was very impossible.

Got home and lied to mummy I fell why playing football but nobody believed me, i lost my voice in school and at home that each time I said anything they would mention the name of the guy I fought with.

It was really a tough and embarrassing period for me that even my female class mates would threaten to beat me up at any slightest provocation.

I was told a lady I met in a public transport to pull up her zipper when I discovered it was not done.

Brb

Banbanna:


Wow! How manage fix the situation na. You rushed to the nearest tailor shop or had spare money to buy one to change into?

Lol..omg you dey jump canal?

I was in the uni, 200 level. I had a crush I v been asking out since we gained admission over one year earlier. But she refused. I got to know she had someone else. One day I invited her to my hostel. Tried so hard to make her sleep with me, but she reluctantly refused. At a point while we were struggling on d bed, she rose up to go. At that time I was already hard-rock. I stood up to block and plead with her more to yield, behold she saw me ejaculating as my seed was dropping live from my boxers. She looked me in the eyes, laughed and said " oh, u v already released". I was so embarrassed. She left and I never talked to her again after that incident. Good news is, many years later she was posted to the city where I had earlier served and working (she didn't graduate with us). She worked right into my house, looking for assistance for a better PPA. It was an opportunity for me to settle that score and I wasted no time doing so. I dropped the relationship after few times of romp because I already had someone to marry. This is real life, not fake.