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Ipledge:
your life don scarter i swear,i get picture for u

Wey d picture?

candycrushsoda:
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

walahi!! U're in my pant.
U are the egg in my egg'roll without u I'm just puffpuff

naijafresh:
feeding his neighbours without feeding his household?

I thought charity begins at home?

what is the Ijaw word for clueless please?

Oborigida or Iyenimigha

Princeojua:
Hi Nairalanders. I am a confirm elite of this great forum. I go by the name Sammy.

Last year I packed into a Self-Contained apartment near my school. Opposite me is a wonderful family with two daughters and two sons, with a strict and disciplinarian. father.

I was seating right in my veranda reading because I suppose that's my purpose of being there, when, a young girl of 17years old and in SS3 approached me with an exercise book supposing to be a Maths assignment. I didn't hide the fact that I know nothing about maths. I boldly refused doing the assignment, so she left.

Two days after, she resurfaced with English assignment,and I quickly did justice to it. after the assignment. I didn't know when I said "you're beautiful and I Love you."

She quickly reciprocate in strong affirmation I LOVE YOU TOO. So last week, she came to my house 6days after her menstruation and I had an unprotected sex with her.

Ever since then, my conscience has been disturbing me that the sex may result to pregnancy. Her Dad is a brutal and uncompromising man.

Please what should I do in case anything go wrong? Because I am already giving up on her due to her Dad. she told me today that she feel guilty ever since the day I deflowered her.

Help me out please. I think my Dad will not support me either because he's more brutal than her Dad. God, help me.

Guy just bone, I know u've fell more walls than her Jericho u just want some award from Nairalanders.
#TeamChange

MzMessiTohBadt:
Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
Oh!wat a dream cum thru

Babe, u're an advocate of change haba!
»relate ur signature with "key and locks"
»just BELIEVE and changen, cos it's TRUE.
»There're lots of laws/things like that, that we just shouldn't doubt.

SeverusSnape:
Did you hear that Rochas and Amaechi lost their respective wards?.... What a monumental disgrace!

even Adams lost his ward too.

Idrismusty97:
Just like FFK you shall hide your face in shame.

Like Buhari you shall cry again

When will true democracy come?
When will Igbos and other minorities be allowed to rule this Nation peacefully? now that APC's plan will rotate the power between North and West for the next decades.

#Wisdom

Shout change, Transformation, or Change the changer if you wish.

1. My questions are, when do we become a true Democratic Nation?
2. When will Igbos that is even not a minority rule?
3. When?

You trusth people that don't trusth you, WHAT A SHAME.

marinxxx:
i would take this arguement anywhere and by the way u can quote me anywhere no science stud is smarter than me in this room fact....a science student can mix a +b and u get c but as an art student ah can create with mah imaginations to make u CRY, LAUGH give u hope and KEEP u in suspense tell me a chemical or machine able to do that....unrelated newsfollow me on twitter......@i_am_marinx

Guy, stop bluffing,
C10H5ClN2+N2O --> will not KEEP u in suspense.. It will make u grab ur landlady's bosom.

BIG THANKS to OUR OMNISCIENCE GOD.
#Respect2Science

also
#respect2doctors

Then
#UnaTry2others

Guys,
The truth is, the growth of civilisation has always depended on the advances of science, technology and engineering.

Therefore, ya'all others have to show lots of respect and stop the sarcastic comparison.

ginawest:
dat prayer warrior shoe don chop finish... lwkm

e no chop... It's customised.

lerumoss:
god help the black race.

maybe u should also bleech ur eyeball, and work on ur wide nose..

Mogidi:
Wow!
She still has time to be posing for pictures rather than frying akara?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2220352_akara_jpege7e4b152d5c64a630a074eac0d55acc4

How many lives of akara fyers have they changed?

Only fools will vote for them..
Charity begins at home.

Sweetguy25:
The girl make sense sha. I'll vote for Buhari if I could have a one night st. . . .

Guy, u wan use ur long joystick finalise that small girl?

Baba is as uneducated as GMB
The difference btw them is success and failure

omenka:
Trash as usual. No one "conspired" against Jonathan, he is simply a failure, period.

failure is not in his dictionary.

Unlike ur FAILED Buhari

Best relationship advice: Don't do anything you wouldn't want your boyfriend/girlfriend to do, in so doing, u'll see clearly than suspicious intrigues.

My dear brother, the mind is a leverage entity and on its own can make
(1) a heaven of hell and
(2) a hell of heaven

Not every girl out there is an asshole or grace mates.

BE FREE

Emusmith; palmwine n bushmeat dey worry u

ebenezer4o2:
Very painful,I understand ur plight.Truely,all ladies are bitche.s,I prefer 2 stay alone till I grow old.No wonder,most whites divorce so easily.For me,don't continue with her,let her bear the brunt of her actions and live with the pain for ever.

Grow old nigger; u'll fall in love and get married to a virgin prostitute in ur old age.

princeogbeide1:
see man" a girl remains to be everybody's girl until she gets married.

Dude, even married bitches get laid.

100Cents:
Buhari is a cunning liar..

Nah today ?

he is a Lion

Twaci:
Hahahahahaha!

Oh Ma Gawd! The "busy breathing" part sent me off ma bed.

Nice one!

U're too selfish.. you care about your orgasm, what about our children?
It's Over

Showkey, just get a cricket bat and slam that Shit against a wall

Ur fiance is just a boyfriend until he change ur first name

Babe, I sense maga.com
#justsaying U've fell victim.

Try n move on with ur Life cos what u term infidelity depends. and emotional discontentment caused more harm than good.

Pastor Osibanjo how much are you paid?
Is your APC Party n ItS Cabal holy?

did APC not give you money to campaign?

btw, the BRT buses n street rally noise you've be making, were the campaign for heaven race or just to garner votes for your selfish political career.

@op u so enjoyed talking sh*t that longest. #HowMuch were u paid?


I think u should be quiet n stop moralising on our God given Christian leaders ok?

when Jesus offer us a new life, He offers us a new lifestyle 1 Cor 6:12-20

vickylois:
killer curves?.. where??.. I can't see any killer or any curves..



GEJ till!!!...... 2019

warrisdis one saying?

She'll gladly take d responsibility n pay, we go jux smile it off coz sh*t happens.
#Na4understanding babes o.

tor! This is a real camaraderie, APC and others should have done so too.
Unite for a better 9ja